My name is Wang Jing, although I am over 40 years old this year, but my sister was the first sister of the graphic model in the north and south of the country. If it weren't for the marriage later, the husband and the child might be able to mix a fashionable 'yeast' dangdang now! Don't say you don't believe it, the sister who has been maintaining it still has the charm of convex and backward curl, and it can also attract the attention of young men in the community!

As for now, I accompany my daughter to study in Yangcheng, and I am living well on the rent of a few properties left behind after my husband's death. Usually I go shopping, eat, and occasionally live broadcast and put some interesting videos or something.

Oh, by the way, there is also my little nephew living in the same city, who often comes over to help me with some chores, and rubs me a meal by the way. This child has been working and studying for almost ten years since he was a child, and I can take care of him by the way.

Something strange happened to my family this morning, some time ago my mother came here and bought a little pig named Yami. It was originally given to my nephew, but recently he has been busy and placed it at my house, my daughter and I like this little guy a lot, and I occasionally take it with me to live broadcast and grow a little fandom!

It changed about two weeks ago, I first noticed that Yami seemed to have become fat, and in a few days, Yami went straight from more than 50 pounds to 100 pounds, as if a balloon had been blown up. I immediately contacted my best friend Daping, who runs a pet hospital

"Da Ping! My Dutch pig has grown bigger!"

As soon as the phone rang, Da Ping's big grinning voice came from there: "An'er! What am I thinking? Dutch pigs are fat, this kind is a little bigger, generally not more than 2 and a half catties, you can rest assured." By the way, do you want feed, New Zealand imported guinea pig rations, I'll send you a few packs, try it!"

"No! My Dutch pig has grown to almost 100 pounds. ”

"What! 100 pounds? That's a rat essence! Then I can't help it, you go and hire a mage!"

"Aren't Dutch pigs pigs?"

"Oh my God! This is all a trick of the Qing Dynasty, you will also be fooled? You mean the Thai fragrant pig, it grows to 100 pounds normally, it should be the growth period, you give it less food and it will be fine. ”

After two days, although Yami strictly implemented the weight loss plan I gave it, it still rushed to the 200-pound mark, and I immediately contacted the "expert" Daping

"Hey, it won't be more than 100 pounds? That's almost 200 pounds. ”

"200 pounds, did you buy a domestic breed? This kind of will indeed be a little bigger, if not, you can raise it as a pig!"

"Oh, it's normal to be less than 200 pounds, right?"

After looking at Yami's immature 200-pound body, I thought about it and didn't lose it, after all, people now claim to be walking RMB!

Until this morning, I noticed that something was going terribly wrong.

"Hey, my pet pig is more than 500 pounds, and he has teeth, why did he start to grow diamonds?"

"Ahh You tell your pig to stop the meeting first, and then you can talk about it!"

After hanging up the phone, I found that Yami began to become more and more abnormal, more than 500 pounds of it began to grow fangs, its body densely appeared crystal clear diamond particles bulges one after another, and his eyes became more and more red, and he was crazy to eat. Yami started eating everything he saw, the flowers I planted, the grass, the food in the fridge, and the Brazilian turtle I had kept for 10 years called Leonardo da Vinci.

I was nervous about running out of the house, but with the key on the shoe cabinet at the door, I didn't have the confidence to make it through the 'hallway of death' guarded by this crazy pig. Yami went crazy, I felt that my mind was blank in anxiety, and I ran into Kiki's room in a panic, but Yami was attracted by the shoes in the shoe closet.

Seeing that Yami had calmed down a little for the time being, I locked the door inside, felt the strength in my body seem to have dissipated, and sat down by the door. For a while, my mind was very confused, so I could only instinctively take out my mobile phone and dial a number.

"Daqian, hurry up and come over for something big!"

On a round double bed, a tired man lay in the shape of a 'big' figure, who had been with the client until three o'clock in the morning last night, and finally negotiated a big deal, and the rare boss gave him a day off. Su Qian is ready to spend this fulfilling day in bed, graduated from Yangcheng University, has been working for six years, and is a standard '318' man.

As a gold medal salesman, Su Qian is now living a very happy life, at least his happiness index has exceeded that of seven adults of the same age as him. He is 28 years old this year, with a monthly income of about 20,000 yuan, and has a Great Wall Jeep of about 200,000 yuan.

Although they are renting an apartment now, their parents have already prepared a wedding room of more than 100 square meters. has also been dating his girlfriend Chen Ling for five years, and the two are in a stable relationship and are planning to get married. And this stable and comfortable life was changed by a pig and ahhhhh

"That's your excuse to break up, if we start all over again....."

Woken up by the ringing early on Sunday morning, Su Qian spent two seconds to clear his mind, and his good professionalism made Su Qian accustomed to harassing calls anytime and anywhere.

"Hey, hello! This is Su Qian, what's the matter?"

"Daqian! Your aunt, come and take a look! Your grandma has been deceived!"

"Oh my God, what's the matter with my aunt? Is my grandma okay?"

"Your grandma is fine, but Yami has grown up!"

"What?" In the end, it took Su Qian about 10 minutes to sort out the ins and outs of the matter.

A month ago, his grandmother came to Yangcheng to see his aunt and his cousin. Su Qian, whose hometown is in Swan City, stayed here to develop after finishing college, and his aunt brought his sister here to study in elementary school in the past two years. Originally, a few of them were not going to go back to their hometown for the New Year this year, and Su Qian was still counting on the outstanding employee award at the end of this year to take everyone to RB to play.

Who knew that after his grandmother knew the news, this old revolutionary, who had worked all his life, gave full play to the spirit of doing whatever he wanted, and bought a plane ticket online and rushed to Yangcheng. As a result, the first thing she did for the great 80-year-old doctor was to feed 7 of Su Qianyang's 8 hamsters, and all the poor 7 hamsters died because of their deaths. In the end, only a three-line hamster named Teemo survived, and the price of survival was that it was now fat as a ball.

Of course, my grandmother's comment was, "She raised all the white mice in the hospital back then, and those mice still do experiments every day! ”

And Su Qian's comment was, "Let them go! Timo is about to become a Dutch pig." ”

The second thing that grandma did after that was to spend 800 oceans with his cousin in elementary school to buy a 'Dutch pig' back, when Su Qian saw a black and white miniature piglet appear, his grandma made it clear that this suspected Thai fragrant pig species was the Dutch pig he mentioned a few days ago. Let this pig be the company of Timo!

In the end, this pig also got a foreign name called Yami, and after a long time, Su Qian knew that the school that grandma used to go to was a neon language school, and grandma called the pig Yami, which means that it is equivalent to calling this pig Xiaohei.

And the third thing that Grandma did, and the one that Grandma claimed to be the biggest, was to leave a pair of jade bracelets for Su Qian and his sister, although this pair of bracelets looked like 15 on the stall.

But grandma repeatedly emphasized that this is a quantum mechanical pheromone transfer bracelet. The teacher of the educational institution said that this bracelet uses two-way foil technology to form a positive and negative energy macro in the microscopic subfield of quantum mechanics, and it is the latest product of the antimatter scientist Tesla's theoretical operation, which can promote the operation of the brain, protect sleep and so on dozens of effects.

And recently, she bought one for each child and sent it to her. After Grandma explained for about a minute, Su Qian clearly believed that this was a huge fraud gang targeting the elderly in Swan City. Despite this, under the expectant gaze of grandma, the bracelet was brought up. Helplessly, relying on his exaggerated acting skills, he said to his grandmother that it was indeed quite effective, and he didn't feel insomnia after bringing it.

Finally, reassure grandma that this new product works well and needs to be absorbed for three or four years. If there is the same product, ask him first and then buy it, his friend has a way to be much cheaper. And all this hopes that grandma will grasp the key word 'ask him first', but grandma obviously thinks of 'it can be much cheaper'! But it's not bad, at least it reduces the chance of being deceived, Su Qian comforted himself like this.

When Grandma went back after playing in Yangcheng for a week, Yami stayed at Auntie's house, anyway, she just took care of the piglets at home every day, Grandma said so. As for my sister, I also like this little pig very much, and my aunt acquiesced to this result. And the reason for calling this morning was that my aunt found that this pig had successfully gained 200 pounds in a month, and it seemed to be growing fangs.

She had set Su Qian up to come over today to find a way to dispose of the pig, and before his cousin's cram school ended. Just as Su Qian was about to wash his face, the mobile phone suddenly vibrate, and a virtual image was generated on the mobile phone, just like the latest VR imaging technology, a firstborn tentacle, fierce eyes, sharp teeth and claws, and a blood-red kitten appeared on the mobile phone screen.

"What the hell is this?, is the latest VR technology or a virus?" Su Qian instantly looked confused.

"Uncle Ben is a year beast, how can a low-level creature like a ghost be compared to me?" said the kitten, and came out of the screen, and the whole body became real.

"Oh my God! I must not have woken up yet. After speaking, Su Qian turned around and continued to sleep.

"Don't sleep, boy, I am the agent of your Sixth Holy War, and you are one of the thirty or sixty-one children who have been chosen. Saying that, the kitten, who called himself a year beast, pressed his paw on Su Qian's face.

"Whew!" Su Qian jumped up after being stabbed by his claws, "Okay! I believe this is true, you say, what is the situation?"