Chapter 1125: The Most Funny Contest in History
As a result, there was a strange scene in the side courtyard.
Everyone walked slowly, as if playing back in slow motion, only Qin Yu walked like a fly, going back and forth on the stone platform and the door in the middle of the courtyard.
One, two, three, four......
When Qin Yu got the fifth box, the others woke up like a dream, and then they remembered their task, looking at the only six boxes left on the stone platform, everyone desperately burst out and rushed forward.
The whole team is divided into three batches, Lian Yunzi and Buddha Zi are in one echelon, while Li Shaoyun and the other four disciples of the Taoist Association and the Buddhist Association are in the same echelon, and Xu Hua and Zhang Ye and the four disciples of the Taoist Association and the Buddhist Association are the last echelon.
As for Qin Yu, he was naturally excluded.
Zhang Ye looked at a Taoist contestant beside him, and he was about to surpass him in a few steps, when suddenly, he made a movement and grabbed the Taoist robe of this Taoist Association player with one hand.
Phew!
The Dao Association player was striding forward, the center of gravity of his body was originally in front, but when he was grabbed by Zhang Ye, he heard the cracking sound of his clothes, and the whole person fell forward and fell firmly.
"You ......" The contestant of the Taoist Association turned his head and was about to open his mouth to scold, but Zhang Ye ignored it, seized this opportunity, and immediately walked forward, although he walked slowly, but at least he surpassed the player of the Taoist Association.
A Buddhist Association player not far from Zhang Ye saw this scene and hurriedly took off his robe, because he had already noticed the malicious eyes of a Taoist Association player standing not far from him.
"Humph!"
Throwing the robe, the player of the Buddhist Association showed a provocative gaze, which means that this time it depends on how you start.
In the second echelon, Li Shaoyun saw the movement behind him, and a ray of light flashed in his eyes, and he approached the Buddhist Association player next to him without a trace, and then, taking advantage of the other party's inattention, he grabbed the other party's robe. Pull hard.
Phew!
The monk of the Buddhist Association was suddenly knocked to the ground, and on the other side of the Buddhist Association monk, a player from the Taoist Association hurriedly ran to the side. Because he had already seen the monk fall towards him, and there was that fierce look in his eyes, "I want to die, and you don't want to live."
It's just that this Taoist Association player. Although he anticipated the danger and took precautions, however, he ignored the reality that his long hair, which he didn't know what shampoo he used, and was softer than if he used it, also spilled down as the robe on his body took off.
As a result, the person ran away, but his long hair was dragged by the monk of the Buddhist Association.
People go and stay!
A smile appeared on the face of the monk of the Taoist Association. Falling to the ground, there was no longer the anger he had before, but a look of satisfaction.
Who said that monks are all good-hearted, and I don't go to hell and who goes to hell, it is obvious that this monk of the Buddhist Association is not so enlightened, but has the idea of dying and everyone dies together.
However, the monk is ruthless, and the Taoist priest is not bad!
The contestant of the Dao Association gritted his teeth when he saw that one of his long hair was caught. With a resolute look on his face, he turned his head and slashed at his hair, directly changing from waist-length hair to short hair.
"Damn, tell you to grab your hair. It's all up to you. ”
After the contestants of the Taoist Association did all this with great momentum, they looked at the stunned monk, took a sip, turned around triumphantly and continued to walk forward, like a general who had won a big battle.
It's just that this Taoist Association player is obviously proud. And forgetting that at this moment it is in the side courtyard, it is a courtyard full of chaotic aura, this step is very big, I can't stabilize, I fell directly to the ground, and I came into close contact with the earth.
What is the meaning of happiness and sorrow, the standard of this Taoist Association player explains the meaning of this word.
"Poof, what is this doing, I didn't see the dazzle just now, the monk dragged people's hair, and the Taoist priest broke his hair?"
Outside the door, the members of the three major associations were all dumbfounded, isn't this a competition to see who can resist the chaos of the aura and get the box, how did it become a tripping competition.
It's just that why does this tripping contest look so interesting?
The people outside were laughing, but the three presidents at the door couldn't laugh, because the courtyard had become a chaotic battlefield at this moment.
The two players of the Taoist Association were pulled down, and the remaining two players of the Taoist Association quit, but the monk of the Buddhist Association also learned to be obedient, and the robe was taken off, and the monk was bald, so there was nowhere to catch it.
However, the two contestants of the Taoist Association gave full play to the fine traditions of socialism that are not afraid of hardship and challenges, and they must go up even if they have no conditions to create conditions, and they must avenge the sacrificed comrades, and do not abandon or give up.
One of the contestants of the Taoist Association was directly a tiger pounce, and threw the monk on the side to the ground, no matter how the monk struggled, the one he hugged was called a tight.
So, everyone saw that a monk was hugged by a Taoist priest, and the monk was like a little monk who was insulted, as for the Taoist priest, he and the uncle who had succeeded in molesting little Lori, with an excited look on his face, looked at the monk very proudly, and said with that look: "Don't struggle, no matter how hard you struggle, you can't escape the fate of being hugged by me." ”
Another Buddhist Association player who has not yet suffered, when he saw that this was not good, he was about to run, but in this chaotic aura, there was a pervert like Qin Yu, not to mention running, and it was extremely difficult for others to even walk.
As a result, such a picture appeared:
A monk, desperately trying to run forward, used the strength to eat, but unfortunately, it took half a day to take a step or two, and behind him, a Taoist priest was looking at him with a smile, his hands were folded, his expression was very calm, and he said: "Sample, run, let you run, did you run?"
As a monk, he was so despised by a Taoist priest, this monk of the Buddhist Association was obviously also a tempered lord, knowing that he couldn't run, and finally gave up, and turned around directly, but he rushed towards the players of the Taoist Association, and came to the first strike.
"Since life is destined to be raped, it is better to choose a position you like. ”
The expression of this monk of the Buddhist Association does not need to be an expert in expression interpretation, and all those who see it understand the meaning conveyed by the expression on the monk's face.
"Laugh at me, are these people funny?"
"Is this a burlesque movie?"
"I promise, I've watched so many sessions of the Sanhui Competition, and this one is definitely the funniest and most bizarre. ”
Outside, the people of the three major associations were going crazy with laughter, and several of them couldn't straighten up with laughter, so they simply sat on the ground with their butts on their butts, and kept hanging their heads and chests, which was comparable to a gorilla.
Compared with the funny scene seen in front of him, no one cares about the results of the competition anymore, especially when he saw that Xu Hua of the Metaphysical Society was standing on the field, many members of the Taoist Association and the Buddhist Association shouted in unison, "Down with him, down with him!"
It's just that everyone else has already fallen to the ground, except for Lian Yunzi and Buddha, all the people of the Taoist Association and the Buddhist Association fell to the ground, and they all stood together, thanks to Ming Jian, one person suppressed the two players of the Buddhist Association and the Taoist Association, resulting in the players of the Buddhist Association and the Taoist Association not being able to draw people to deal with Xu Hua at all.
Xu Hua was so happy that he turned around and made a smug look at the members of the Taoist Association and the Buddhist Association outside the door, without anyone stopping him, he could go to get the box on the stage unimpeded.
It's just that when Xu Hua saw Qin Yu running past him with the sixth box, Xu Hua's eyes flickered a few times, and then he made a move that surprised everyone.
Xu Hua did not walk in the direction of the stone platform, but turned sideways, wanting to walk to the ice and snow section that belonged to Qin Yu.
"What an idiot. Zhang Guoping saw Xu Hua's action, and couldn't help but raise his head and pat his forehead, what a good opportunity, no one is fettered, he can slowly walk to the stone platform alone and take away a box, why do you want to go to the ice and snow section. As for Xu Hua's fate, he could already predict it.
"Hehe, Master Qin can run on this ice and snow section, and I don't have the luxury of running, as long as I can walk easily. ”
Xu Hua thought happily in his heart: "Everyone is stupid enough, Master Qin's ability to run, it must have something to do with this special ice and snow section, I don't even know how to think about going up, fortunately, I am smart and reacted, maybe I can get a few more boxes this time." ”
Then, imagination is beautiful, reality is cruel!
After Xu Hua stepped on one foot, an electric light flashed under his feet, and then, the whole person trembled wildly, even more crazy than eating ecstasy, and after half a sound, he foamed at the mouth and fell to the ground.
A burst of black smoke rose up, and the hair on Xu Hua's whole body was completely scorched, and that miserable appearance once again caused the members of the three major associations outside to laugh.
"Minister, the contestants of these three meetings are all here to be funny, I really laugh to death. Cao Xuan looked at Xu Hua who fell to the ground, and then saw the other Sanhui players who were entangled, and the corners of his mouth kept twitching.
"Hey, these players are also unlucky, because of one person, and completely lost the confidence of the game. Ling Bu didn't laugh, but sighed, he wanted to see much more thoroughly than Cao Xuan.
"Minister Ling, what do you mean?" Cao Xuan asked.
"The moment Master Qin ran, the players of the Taoist Association and the Buddhist Association already knew that they had lost this round of competition, losing three rounds in a row, not everyone could withstand this blow, not to mention that these players were still elites in their respective associations, so when you saw this funny scene, it was just a way for these players to release the depression and despair in their hearts. ”
"So that's what happened. Cao Xuan nodded, "I'll just say, the players who can participate in the Three Meetings Competition are all elites of their respective associations, how can they make such a move like a shrew fighting, their feelings are forced by Master Qin, and this Master Qin is also amazing." ”
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