Chapter 340: The Puppets Are Here to Donate
The two practiced in the car, and then got out of the car, according to the method discussed just now, Shen Xiyan walked in front with his arms crossed, looking arrogant, and Lu Chen followed behind with a money bag, pretending to be a follower.
There was an old man at the door of Haixin Orphanage who was basking in the sun, and when he saw Lu Chen and Shen Xiyan coming, he smiled and asked, "Are you two here to adopt a child? Do you have an appointment? Show me the marriage certificate......
As soon as the old man spoke, Shen Xiyan's arrogance disappeared all of a sudden, and he opened his mouth to explain.
Lu Chen hurriedly tugged at her, and then said to the old man: "Uncle, is it the Haixin Orphanage?"
A mouthful of Cantonese immediately stunned the old man.
"What did you say?" asked the old man aloud, "Do you speak Mandarin?"
"Oh...... Old man...... Is this the Haixin Orphanage?" Lu Chen said deliberately in awkward Mandarin.
"Ah...... Yes!" said the janitor, "are you here to adopt a child?"
"Don't suck and pull ......," Lu Chen continued to roll his tongue and said, "The puppet boss is here to donate!"
"Donations?" the old janitor was stunned, "The orphanage has an account, just transfer money online." ”
"Boss Ou is a foreigner, it's inconvenient, so take cash! Which one of your deans is it? Let him get the money!" Lu Chen said as he opened the pocket of the nylon bag and shook it in front of the janitor, "The third series bends the cash! Hurry up and collect it, the puppet boss is so busy! Catch a plane in the afternoon!"
The uncle in the bag was dizzy when he saw the bright RMB, and Lu Chen's deliberately prolonged tone also gave the old man a headache, he said "You wait", and then hurriedly ran to the communication room to call.
Lu Chen glanced at Shen Xiyan and laughed in a low voice, "Brother is okay with his performance, right?"
"Hmph! Shen Xi glanced at him and continued to look up at the sky.
"You're not bad, we're a child's play, and it's a perfect match made in heaven!"
"Stop talking nonsense!" Shen Xiyan glared at him, "Is it really okay for me not to speak for a while?" Actually, I can speak English and French, anyway, I don't speak Mandarin!"
"Don't worry! You don't need to speak! You are so pure, you will be exposed when you are coaxed!"
"What? I'm not going to show my stuff!"
"You're saying you're not pure? Okay, you're the dirtiest, aren't you?"
"You're dirty!
……
After a while, a middle-aged man in his forties hurriedly came to the door, his name was Han Yifan, the director of this orphanage, and he heard that someone was carrying 300,000 yuan in cash to donate, so he hurried over to take a look.
The orphanage often accepts donations, and small amounts are generally transferred online, and large amounts are made by appointment. In these years, there are almost no pure donations that do not seek fame or profit, and behind every large donation, there will be a wave of media publicity. Therefore, for donations of hundreds of thousands, donors will make an appointment in advance, reporters and media are arranged by the donors themselves, and the orphanage must also prepare a ceremony, at least pennants and flowers must be prepared in advance.
But today, without warning, someone came to donate with 300,000 cash, and Han Yifan even thought it was a prank.
After exchanging a few words with Han Yifan, Lu Chen led Han Yifan to Shen Xiyan and said, "Dean Han, this puppet boss, Miss Christophertina Selen Snava!
Han Yifan couldn't help but swallow his saliva, what kind of ghost name is this, why is it so long?He looked at Lu Chen embarrassedly, "Your boss...... What do you call it?"
"Christopher Ristina Selene Miss Nava!" Lu Chen repeated.
"Christo, what is Miss Wa, hello!" Han Yifan really couldn't remember, so he had to say hello in a daze.
Shen Xiyan glanced at Han Yifan, bowed slightly, said "um", and then continued to look at the sky at an angle of forty-five degrees.
"Dean Han, the puppet boss is a foreigner and can't understand Chinese! you can just talk to me!" Lu Chen said in a long voice.
Han Yifan breathed a sigh of relief, although this person's Mandarin is not very good, but he can understand it. And the name of that young lady, just thinking about it makes my tongue cramp. He nodded and asked cautiously, "Do you really want to donate? 300,000 yuan?"
"Of course...... Lu Chen took out a stack of banknotes from the nylon bag and stuffed them into Han Yifan's hand, and said, "Sanxiwan's, cash! Boss Puppet is catching a plane in the afternoon! Hurry up!"
Looking at the bright RMB in his hand, Han Yifan finally confirmed that these two people seemed to have come to donate. But he can't collect donations indiscriminately, and if he receives black money, it's over. He returned the money to Lu Chen and said with a smile: "The love of the two is really touching, those two are please, donations need to be registered." ”
"It's rare and troublesome!" Lu Chen said dissatisfiedly, "You just take the money away!"
"It's not going to work...... Not really...... We are a public orphanage, there are rules! Please come with me, just fill out the form, and it will be soon!"
Unconsciously, Han Yifan was also influenced by Lu Chen, and his speech was even suffixed.
"Okay, let's go!"
Lu Chen smiled secretly in his heart, then walked to Shen Xiyan's side, and muttered a word.
"Huh?" Shen Xiyan picked his chin.
Lu Chen muttered again.
"Hmm!" Shen Xiyan nodded slightly.
Han Yifan listened attentively to Lu Chen's words, but he couldn't tell which language he was talking about, and he was chattering like a crow.
In fact, Lu Chen was really not pronouncing indiscriminately, he just spoke the local dialect of a certain tribe in Africa, of course Han Yifan didn't understand. Shen Xiyan couldn't understand either, she could give the right reaction, the main thing was to look at Lu Chen's finger movements, which they had just agreed, Lu Chen stretched out his index finger to indicate that he needed Shen Xiyan "Huh?", and stretched out his thumb, he needed Shen Xiyan "Huh!".
Subsequently, Lu Chen and Shen Xiyan followed Han Yifan into the orphanage, and along the cement road, they entered a three-story small building, the first floor is the office space, and the second and third floors are the dormitories for employees.
Entering the dean's office, Lu Chen smiled and said, "The environment here is good! Your orphanage is really regular!"
Han Yifan smiled slightly, pointed to the various photo frames on the wall with a little pride, and said: "We are a public orphanage, with complete procedures, and the environment is the best in Haidong! The scale is also the largest in Haidong! You see, this is our qualification...... This is the certificate of honor we received...... This is the ...... the media has reported on us."
(End of chapter)