Chapter Twenty-Five: The Fat Daughter
Eat spicy festival on the milk street at night, red in the sky, shabu shabu, millet pepper, bell pepper densely placed on the whole table, spicy squid, spicy lobster, string of incense, spicy tenderloin, sausage hot and sour soup, Belgian spicy meat balls, American Pavro chicken wings, Mexican spicy pie, Korean tender and spicy potatoes, Indian fried chili, Japanese tuna spicy hand rolls, tense and exciting atmosphere, accompanied by Fan Yueze holding the microphone, more and more blood gushing:" The taste of the world is hot, slightly spicy start, spicy on the road, the game can be eaten with bibimbap, steamed buns, eaten raw, the winner can enter the finals after the last sweep, the locals of Milk Street do not need to sign the life and death certificate, tourists can withdraw from the game at any time, now one, two, three, start. ”
As soon as the gong sounded, Sun Ming rushed to the stage regardless of the encouragement of everyone, grabbed a large handful of chili peppers and stuffed them into his mouth, and instantly felt like an iron on his lips, and the spicy instantly spread from the bottom of his heart to the top of his head, ** It was creepy, and several tourists immediately fell down next to him, and were beaten by the staff who had been waiting for a long time, and they were carried into their own ambulances and left with a woo.
His heart was beating rapidly, his stomach was burning, Sun Ming was still stubborn in a kind of binge eating that was uncertain about life and death, filling his mouth with chili peppers, pouring a bottle of chili oil by the way, and pouring a full bowl of chili peppers on the tip of his tongue, just like boiled meat slices boiling hotly, everyone on the side grinned: "You are so old, do you need to work so hard?"
Fan Yueze hugged a whole box of ice cubes beside him: "Mr. Sun, calm down, calm down." ”
His tongue and lips were all swollen, and when he touched the chili pepper again, it brought burning pain, and Beiming handed over a packet of popping candy: "Mr. Sun, let's try the feeling of *** exploding madly in your mouth?"
Sun Ming immediately burst out of the mouth of the jumping candy, like a hell fire, scraping the tongue blood, the flames jumped, the eyes were blurred, the heat erupted from the inside out, tens of thousands of blood seemed to be spurting out from the body, just like the most violent breath before the fish was thirsty and dying, extremely violent pain and pleasure, from the tongue, throat, heart, stomach, intestines, like a bullet quickly driven into the internal organs, Sun Ming took a deep breath and then took a deep breath, kept breathing, red and spicy, dominated all perceptions with lightning speed, Sun Ming had a feeling of being fast and natural and fell to the ground, and kept rolling: "It's terrifying. ”
Seeing this, Sister-in-law Cai hurriedly greeted the seventh aunt who was gnawing mangoes on the side: "For this kind of person who refuses to abstain until death, give him a sedative first." ”
The seventh aunt immediately stepped forward with an eerie smile like an ancient well: "Mr. Sun, is it good to use lavender scent?"
With a very fast cone in his hand, Sun Ming immediately went into shock, unconscious, and everyone rushed forward: "Dead?"
Qigu looked at the embroidery needle: "Oh, I accidentally dipped the lavender essential oil needle into norepinephrine this morning." ”
Everyone was disgusted: "You can make a mistake about these two things?"
Shi Shi hurriedly squatted down, patted Sun Ming's shoulder extremely professionally, probed the carotid artery activity, folded his hands, raised his five fingers with one hand, and pressed hard with both arms: "Thirty to two, artificial respiration." ”
Everyone immediately scrambled to line up and knelt on the ground, stuffed the jumping candy into Sun Ming's mouth, Fan Yueze indiscriminately hammered for a while, and shouted loudly: "Artificial respiration." ”
A rapid burst of burning, like swallowing charcoal glass, spread all the way from the tip of the tongue, from the cheeks to the earlobes, the wings of the nose, and the eyelids, surging towards Sun Ming's brain at lightning speed, igniting the whole body like a lamp, igniting the fierce momentum of the prairie fire, the memory seemed to be opened a crack, and countless past events came violently, Sun Ming burst into tears in his eyes, and his breath was short: "Ah, Wanjun." ”
The oil lamp is lit, the north is hung on the branches, countless live birds fly under the attraction of the smart bird call, jump inside and outside the cage, forming a flowing picture, Sun Ming and everyone sit under the huge mango tree, drink a sip of rock sugar sweet ancient tree tea: "I want to be in the wind and clouds back then, black and white are all eaten, countless women as long as I want to chase, there is no ......."
De Miaofu couldn't help but interject: "How can a woman not be able to get money?"
Sun Ming then said categorically: "Wanjun." ”
"I think she was a dancer in a nightclub back then, and she looked like the stars, the sun, and the moon. Sun Ming took a sip of tea with great emotion: "I like her so much and want to marry her, she swears to die, cut her wrists once, jumped off the building twice, and threw herself into the sea three times, and the iron heart wants to become a woman I can't get until I die." ”
De Miaofu and Ye Feng swallowed melon seeds and said at the same time: "Isn't this just a clear desire to capture and indulge?"
De Miaofu thought again: "Is Wanjun's earthy name the stage name of the dancer at that time?"
Everyone was impatient to drive away Ye Feng and De Miaofu: "Go, go, get out of the way." ”
The two were expelled from the crowd and descended the long staircase, and De Miaofu grabbed a bag of fries from the stall where no one was on the side: "Boss, do you have a first love?"
Ye Feng took a piece of fries: "Are you asking about the first love of the heart or the first love of the body?"
De Miaofu suddenly sighed: "Could it be that her heart gave it to you, but her body gave it to someone else?"
Ye Feng was choked and coughed a few times: "Why is your comprehension always so tricky?"
Suddenly, his eyes straightened along the high staircase: "First love." ”
A woman with a wide waist and round hips beyond a certain limit, with long greasy wavy hair and a very tight purple shirt, was climbing up with difficulty, and when she thought about it, she was suddenly shocked, and as soon as she turned around, she flipped back to the crowd listening to the book under the mango tree, and kept stomping her feet and shouting: "Oh no, no." ”
Everyone was listening to it with great interest, and they all took out sticks and wanted to drive De Miaofu away: "Go, go, come and destroy our relationship with Mr. Sun." ”
De Miaofu pointed back anxiously: "Mr. Sun, your daughter has found it." ”
Sun Ming was stunned: "Which daughter do I have?"
De Miaofu was very anxious: "I don't know if it's the daughter of the big house, the second room, the third room, the fourth room, or the fifth room, the sixth room, or the seventh room and the eighth room, anyway, the magazine said that the top rich daughter who has been in love since the age of sixteen, but has been dumped." ”
Sun Ming said: "It's Pepe." ”
Everyone stepped forward one after another to put Sun Ming back: "Mr. Sun, are you still hiding?"
Sun Ming kept kicking his legs in the air: "I can walk by myself." ”
Everyone picked him up and walked faster and faster: "Mr. Sun, let us be your feet." ”
Sun Pei struggled to climb to the top of the stairs and was stunned when he saw Ye Feng: "Hey, why are you here?"
As soon as the wind blew, Ye Feng immediately took off his coat and covered her, covering half of his shoulders and slid down: "Is it cold?"
Pointing to the stall next to him: "Hungry or not, take whatever you want, it's all on my account." ”
Sun Ming hid in the presidential suite of the Dusk Inn and looked down, and Goldman Sachs shook his wine glass beside him: "Mr. Sun, were the two of them lovers before?"
"Not really. Sun Ming couldn't help but sneer: "Ye Feng has been chasing my daughter since she was sixteen years old, and she still hasn't caught up with me for a while. ”
Goldman Sachs was taken aback: "Mr. Sun, are you kidding?"
Sun Ming glanced at Goldman Sachs instead: "There are many men in this world with different hobbies, don't you know?"
Goldman Sachs thought for a moment: "Then Mr. Sun, is your daughter here to find you?"
"Wouldn't it?" Sun Ming shook his head: "In such a short time, no news has been released, how can she be the stupidest one among all my children to find Milk Street?"
Ye Feng followed Sun Pei all the time: "What are you doing in such a place where dragons and snakes are mixed so late, I'll send you back." ”
"Didn't you go on vacation to Italy with that celebrity boyfriend?"
"How did that amethyst necklace of yours turn into citrine?"
De Miaofu ran to the eaves and stood next to Mu Shuangshuang: "He actually didn't drink top-quality coffee and pursued cheap stockings milk tea?"
Mu Shuangshuang's expression was very flattered: "You think I am the top coffee?"
Uncle Nine walked over: "The boss recently asked me to sign an agreement to fly over the Alps. ”
De Miaofu blurted out, "Go eat milk candy?"
Uncle Nine had a very unbearable expression: "It's a flying tandem tour, if the other half is of this size, I'm afraid that I will crash halfway through the flight." ”
Seeing Bai Ye coming over, everyone hurriedly asked, "Does he want you to cross the Amazon forest?"
"Nope. Bai Ye shook his head: "It's just that when I came over just now, he inexplicably asked me to stay away from that piece of pork belly." ”
The sun was shining brightly in the early morning, chasing the waves and jubilant, Ye Feng sat in Uncle Jiu's restaurant, and looked at the Dusk Inn opposite: "Pepe didn't leave last night and stayed in Room 333 of the Dusk Inn, how long does she want to stay?"
Uncle Nine served eggs, sandwiches, and juice: "Boss, what do you actually like about her?"
Ye Feng didn't think twice: "It's beautiful." ”
As soon as De Miaofu entered the store, she took a deep breath of milk aroma: "Where did you see that she was beautiful?"
Next to him, Beiming brushed on the drawing paper and drew a vertical one: "What do you think of this?"
Uncle Nine and De Miaofu looked at each other: "Who is this big beauty?"
Beiming put down his paintbrush: "This is what I estimate that the little girl adopted by the Seven Peerless Family will look like when she grows up." ”
"Yes, yes, the painting skills of Beiming, as well as the direct feeling of the changes in the lines with the years and months are unique. De Miaofu became excited: "Can you draw the thin down of the pork belly on the opposite side?"
Beiming shook his head: "I can't draw." ”
Uncle Nine was very strange and said, "Why?"
"It's so beautiful. Beiming affirmed: "Even if Luo Shen is alive, it is nothing more than that." ”
Uncle Nine and De Miaofu took a step at the same time, and looked at Ye Feng and Bei Ming in horror: "It turns out that you are all heavy tastes." ”
As soon as Sister Hua entered the store, she pushed the angel butterfly wind chimes on the door jingling: "You people just like to play tricks, using people's imagination to render it supernatural, thinking that decades ago it was said that my mother was a peerless beauty, attracting countless tourists to come, at that time, it was your father in the North Ming to draw some silhouettes, backs, circulating on the street, everyone said that the side is so good-looking, I don't know what will happen to the front?"
Ye Feng took a bite of bread: "Sister Hua, you are so beautiful, then your mother must not be bad." ”
"It's bad because my mother was disfigured by her rival when she was eighteen years old. Sister Hua spread her hands: "I was forced to hide in the mountains, and there are still people who don't know whether to live or die, climb up the window in the middle of the night to look, and fall directly off the cliff, and then the family specially invited the search team to go into the mountains to fish for corpses, do you say it's funny?"
"That's right. De Miaofu affirmed: "A thousand people have a thousand Yang Guifei in their hearts, and I can't see anything good-looking about this Sun Pei." ”
As soon as Ye Feng slapped the table, he yelled at De Miaofu: "You are obviously jealous. ”
De Miaofu hurriedly pulled Mu Shuangshuang: "I'm not jealous of her, jealous of you Pepe?"
Ye Feng turned his head directly: "What is there to be jealous of?"
Mu Shuangshuang immediately stepped forward and grabbed Ye Feng as if he felt a great insult: "Boss, you insult me like this and look down on me, just take the money to buy me a bag." ”
Along the winding road of the underground palace, as soon as the lid of the tube is lifted, the prison with flowers and flowers like a primeval forest appears in front of you, and smoked salmon, apple sandwiches, tomato mozzarella sandwiches, sausage breadsticks, vegetable avocado, spinach crisp, chicken tendon sandwich are displayed in front of the little willow at a glance: "Big brother." ”
The scar man sighed with emotion: "Third brother." ”
Later, Lili was bored and said to Goldman Sachs: "Every time he loses his memory, he has to start all over again, so is it really fun to regain it?"
"This is the embodiment of the family affection of our sect leader. Goldman Sachs crawled out from below: "It will definitely give this cycle a different ending in the end." ”
Shen Qilan walked out of the corner of the prison in a suit, and De Miaofu, who had just climbed out, was cold: "Wow, you can also wear men's clothes?"
Shen Qilan ignored De Miaofu and walked straight over: "I'm a man. ”
As soon as he came to Xiao Yangliu's side: "Third brother, I've been waiting for you for a long time, and now I'm waiting for you, so let's do a prison break vigorously." ”
Countless lipsticks were stuffed into Xiao Yangliu's hands: "How you usually use lipstick, you use it when the door opens." ”
Xiao Yangliu turned around to Goldman Sachs, Mu Shuangshuang, and De Miaofu and said, "You guys will remember to stay behind us later, and rush out together." ”
As soon as the door opened, countless prisoners in police uniforms rushed in, the lipstick guns twisted, and the wisteria petals, rose petals, and daisy petals were sprinkled from all floors of the cell, and colorful bullets were shot out of the prisoners, and the eyebrows, throats, and arms were all stained with eyeshadow powder, blush, and lipstick powder, as if the paint was constantly stirred up, jumping out of the moving music, and the fireworks roared to the sky, and then twisted the lipstick, and the remaining prisoners in the cell poured out of the nest, and from the sky fell fresh shrimp and avocado croissants, fried crab cakes, crispy bratwurst crispy corners, beef sandwiches, vanilla cakes, jelly, shortbread, scones, drowning everyone in a rain of dim sum。
One of the prisoners picked up the bread and dipped it in the yellow on his body: "This time the peppercorn-flavored mayonnaise with horseradish mayonnaise is a perfect match." ”
"Anyway, this is really a good place for afternoon tea. De Miaofu knocked the melon seeds behind him: "Why isn't he faint?"
Shen Qilan asked Xiao Yangliu: "My hands are sore, why don't you faint yet?"