Chapter 1: Milk Street

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Twilight and neon light and shadow are smeared with heavy makeup, the carousel flashes infinitely under the colorful wisteria trellis, the red oven rolls, the fresh roast duck on the shelf is poured with layers of maple syrup, jasmine muffins, chili chocolate tortillas, creamy red velvet cakes, sea salt popping cheesecake, caramel brownie skewers, densely placed in the window, green peppers, potatoes, bean paste small steamed buns, enoki mushrooms, corn, lotus root slices, cucumbers, hazel mushrooms, fungus, purple eggplant, a dazzling array of tiled blackened grills, thick oil red sauce, scattering the vibrant fragrance of plants。

De Miaofu held an entertainment magazine in his hand: "Do you know Ye Feng, the crown prince of the Dynasty Group?"

"Just the first two months on the street, that one?" Nanzhu was flipping through a horoscope fortune telling book: "In the end, do you need the maid at home to bring a towel to save that loser?"

Qigu shook the sticker and walked over from the beach: "The whole city is a sensation, and now everyone knows that he is the Ximen Qing in Ximen Qing." ”

"Which entertainment magazine are you all reading?" De Miaofu shook the magazine in his hand in surprise: "Doesn't the media say that he is pure and slim, not close to women, and his sexual orientation is a mystery?"

Sister-in-law Cai served a dozen tom yum roasted oysters from the back end: "This Ye Gongzi and the third-level actress Mu Shuangshuang generously held hands at the airport and sat on the real relationship, and the shelf life of each rumored girlfriend is less than three months, so it is not messy?"

De Miaofu pointed to the cover of the entertainment magazine in his hand: "But it goes without saying that he is Megumi Yanagishita in Megumi Yanagishita?"

Sister-in-law Cai poured clear honey on top of the roasted pineapple: "I don't know if he came to serve as a judge of the Miss International Beauty Pageant on Milk Street, whether he came for vacation or to choose a concubine?"

The night is deep and deep like a thick inkstone, the old alley of bluestone slab is thick with fog, breaking through the layers of neon, the dilapidated attic above the De Miaofu falls asleep, in the dream, the white stone dragon, the phoenix, the lion, the heavenly horse, the fox, the bullfighting are all open and spine-shaped, the white jade pendant of the zodiac in the jewelry plate is exquisitely clear, the stone grinding in the hall is a stone mill, and the fresh soybean milk with excellent white pulp is constantly grinded.

Outside the purple bead curtain, the eunuch's voice suddenly sounded in a low voice: "The slave dares to ask Xigong Niangniang, do you want to keep soybeans or soybean sprouts tonight?"

Cocking his orchid fingers, he made a peacock peck: "I heard that the mother of the East Palace will keep good soybean sprouts tonight and give it to His Royal Highness to eat in butter hot pot." ”

De Miaofu bathed alone in the wide white jade hot spring pool, the candle flame in her eyes was beating, flickering constantly: "Alas, boiled beans burn beans, beans cry in the kettle, this is the same root, why is it too anxious to fry each other, I think I was a famous soybean milk Shih Tzu on the street, she is a famous bean sprout Shih Tzu at the end of the street, His Royal Highness has traveled thousands of miles out of the palace, and he just wants to eat the tofu of the two of us." ”

"That lady is now only turning over with white tofu. The eunuch bowed slightly: "The peacock flew southeast with His Royal Highness, and from this move the case raised eyebrows." ”

The hot spring water mirror light is splendid, slippery washing and condensing fat, between the microwave waves, gradually tumbling and boiling, suddenly a golden dragon roars out from the wide white jade hot spring pool, raising the drizzle in the sky and waiting to be released, one after another from the splendid palace sprinkled down, red like fire, yellow like gold, white like silver, green like jasper, blue sheng gem, kaleidoscope like seven colors, will De Miaofu in a blooming meteor shower.

De Miaofu raised her arm in surprise: "Do you want me to make a wish for a meteor?"

The whole body spread into a flowing river of light, fluorescent, flickering, and a fishing net slowly passed from the golden dragon eagle claw to De Miaofu's hand: "Let's see what drifting bottles are inside?"

The flames flickered, changed, and swirled, and De Miaofu decisively threw the fishing net: "I just need to grind the best soybeans with fresh red dates, caramel cream, honey, peanut and soy milk." ”

Then he hurriedly added: "It is best to be able to double latte art." ”

"The biggest ideal of a chicken is nothing more than a handful of rice. The golden dragon suddenly roared angrily, erecting layers of golden scales and golden armor to surround De Miaofu: "Soy milk still wants to pull flowers, I want to turn you into Oreo." ”

"Ahh De Miaofu screamed and couldn't help waking up from the nightmare, the crescent moon outside the window, sprinkled with silver light like water, the starry lights reflected the fishing fire in the distance, the sound of the erhu became more and more dense in the night, adding a bit of cold and charming, in the distant layers of jungle, suddenly a wolf howl shook the four fields, and couldn't help but be creepy.

In the early morning, the golden murmuring sun poured into the blue waves, and the TV station staff on the beach carried all kinds of photographic equipment from the camera car, and a group of long-legged bikini beauties frolicked, played, played water battles, and swam around on a flamingo swimming ring under the lens of reporters.

Fan Yueze walked around on the shore with a bunch of keychains: "I want to sell red swimsuits and swim trunks now." ”

On both sides of the avenue, Qigu sells freshly picked fruits and vegetables in the fields in the early morning to tourists: "If you want to be beautiful, you must eat the freshest and most tender fruits and vegetables in our milk street." ”

"If you want to enlarge your breasts, you must eat the sweetest peeled melon. ”

"A plump and juicy cherry strawberry is definitely better than a lip filler with hyaluronic acid. ”

"Just eat lettuce melon as a bargain?" a female tourist couldn't help but stop curiously when she heard it: "Can you become like those beauty pageants with thin waists and round hips and enlarged breasts?"

The seventh aunt mysteriously handed her a business card: "Actually, my deputy is a plastic surgeon. ”

The female tourist looked at the dense items behind the business card: "Is it the kind that can be micro-fixed or large-scale?"

Qigu looked very shy and said: "In fact, the size is not all in your control. ”

Fan Yueze threw the keychain from behind: "Miss, do you want to go to the store to see the latest big-name styles?"

"Are you kidding me?" the female tourist looked at the small supermarket that Fan Yue Ze pointed to, and various brand logos were hanging: "Such a small store has LV, GUCCI, Chanel, Salvatore Ferragamo, Fendi, Dior?"

Fan Yueze shook a Coca-Cola keychain freely: "If you still want any brand, I can print it out immediately and nail it for you." ”

"Oh. Only then did the female tourist understand: "It turns out that you two are both kings of A goods." ”

On the long beach table, there are rows of doughnuts, long toast, croissants, cheese bread, matcha velvet cake, Napoleon, Qixi lifted the steamer, and poked a hole with chopsticks: "Oh, my brown sugar steamed bun hasn't been steamed yet?"

Then mechanically tear open packets of seasoning: "Rose salt, black pepper, frosting, brown sugar, a quarter of each." ”

De Miaofu took a pack of spinner fries and said, "Seven Joys, hand me a packet of black pepper." ”

Looking up at the clear sky: "Didn't the seventh aunt say that you went to the TV station to be a weather lady?"

"I'm a professional host, so I'm not like those beauty pageants who show off their qualifications to be that kind of weather lady. Seven Up became more and more expressionless, and sprinkled various spices on the disposable plates: "My boss said that unless it rains candy, he won't let me report it anymore." ”

Seeing De Miaofu's puzzled expression, Qixi took a step closer to her: "After all, I couldn't resist the temptation to sleep with my boss before. ”

De Miaofu suddenly realized: "You, you." ”

Qixi lowered his voice again and said: "And he recently got a rich girlfriend, and I'm now being suppressed by the joint suppression of the scumbag and the green tea." ”

De Miaofu couldn't help but let out a long sigh: "Shame on you." ”

As soon as he turned around and pointed to the long street connected by many alleys, there was a lot of hustle and bustle everywhere, there were many small bridges and alleys, the rivers were longitudinal and horizontal, the stalls were hot, and the various characteristic shops were more dazzling: "Sasha Barber Shop was opened by Medusa's ex-boyfriend for her to spend a few dollars, and Yangliu Barber Shop witnessed the *** of Liu Liu and Xiao Gongzi Yuan, the legend of the pig barber shop is the breakup gift of Ah Zhu and her mysterious boyfriend, the Nanfeng barber shop is a birthday gift from the charity to Nanzhu, countless you and me, love the death of the shop, our milk street has long been a famous small three streets in the city. ”

Qixi immediately pouted in dissatisfaction: "But I just want to break my fate now." ”

De Miufu asked her suspiciously, "Do you have the chips to win?"

Qixi couldn't help but snort twice: "That green tea actually likes to be a vegetarian." ”

Yingfeng confidently straightened his back: "You said how can a big man in the prime of life not get meat?"

De Miaofu bit down a soft french fry: "But I haven't heard of any noble son who likes to drink Qiup." ”

Sister Hua was wrapped in a houndstooth shawl, with dark circles in her eyes and yawning repeatedly: "It was a nightmare to sleep alone last night, did you hear that wolf howl?"

Qixi came to the spirit even more: "I said it's just a pack of wolves. ”

De Miaofu scratched his head: "I think it's more like a wolf." ”

Nanzhu shook her mobile phone and walked over from the beach with a teddy dog: "It's so scared that my dog can't sleep all night." ”

"Do you need to be so shiny?" Sister Hua was shaken by the broken diamond on Nanzhu's phone case for a while, and she couldn't open her eyes: "Are you looking for the latest fake made for you by Fan Yueze?"

"Yay. Nanzhu couldn't help but sneer: "This is a customized model given to others with real money, and there are tens of thousands of them." ”

Everyone suddenly got goosebumps all over their bodies: "Are you yes?"

Under the silver-white daylight, a red sports car slowly drove along the avenue, parked on the side of the road and the door opened from the bottom to the top, like angel wings rolled up and stretched, from the car down the look like digging sweet potatoes like a man, a sequined suit, inlaid with Peppa Pig, hamburger rings, donuts, flying fairies, baked biscuits, milk popsicles, acrobatic troupes, circus, marmots, fights and other floral patterns, a full of brilliance, full of energy.

Sister-in-law Cai, who was baking small potatoes on the side of the road, looked at it and sighed very much: "If you really dress like a duck king." ”

"What are you kidding?" Fan Yueze flicked the Fanta keychain beside him: "If the duck king of which store looks like this, isn't he splashed with red paint every day?"

Sister-in-law Cai looked forward again: "I don't know what he does with such a greasy partiality every day?"

De Miaofu walked over and grabbed a roasted corn from Cai's stall: "It is said that the focus of mixed-race faces is mixed-race eyes, do you see how deep blue-green eyes are on people's fleshy faces?"

Sister-in-law Cai looked very sorry: "How can a heterochromatic mandarin duck with a different pupil and eyes be one in a million, how can it be on the face of such a cave man on the top of the mountain?"

Fan Yue Ze flattened his mouth: "I can't say what the contact lenses I wear." ”

Nanzhu hurriedly turned around and took out large bags of raw toast, croissants, meat floss bread, red yeast bread, chocolate bread, marble bread from his bakery, stomped his feet and dragged his voice, twisting his shoulders: "Yay."

Everyone gasped when they heard this: "Why is she dragging on for so long?"

De Miaofu nibbled on corn and said with great certainty: "Showing off your style is like this, and you will lower your value." ”

Sister Hua slowly lit a cigarette, and then slowly spit out smoke rings: "I said that one or two of you are jealous, people Nanzhu don't know how smart they are, in order to firmly tie up the rich three generations of this funeral industry, even if the family has developed so far, even if it is not a dead man's business, the rent of the shopping mall alone can be hundreds of millions every year, and we already have a seven-peer pearl in front of our Milk Street, don't you want Nanzhu to find a good wharf?"

Xiao Yinghua came out of the surfing of the four seas after the morning shift, and when she heard this, she put the A cargo bag on her body: "Boss, in fact, what is a good destination for the Anpanman with intermittent attacks?"

Sister Hua glared at her: "Do you want to send it to you?"

Fan Yueze affirmed on the side: "Actually, as long as he is rich, I don't mind even if he is a man." ”

Xiao Yinghua hurriedly stood away from Fan Yueze: "Of course, I never thought you were such a greedy person. ”

Fan Yue Ze smiled at her tactfully: "I definitely don't mind if you affirm me like this." ”

Nanzhu tightly held the arm of almsgiving, like a superstar walking on the red carpet, smiling in front of everyone, as soon as he passed the fried shop in front of him, the blue left eye of almsgiving swept away, and saw the big chicken leg fried crispy and golden on the shelf, the big chicken leg with a clattering sound, the yellow right eye swept away, and only then did he pick it up, and the crispy meat and eggplant cake that were fried bright yellow and translucent, Nanzhu would hurriedly take out two slices of white toast from his pocket, buy a freshly fried crispy meat, sandwich it between two slices of bread, and then sprinkle pepper, pepper, and chili pepper one after another.

De Miaofu was very sad to see: "He is an Anpanman as toast is oil blotting paper?"

Xiao Yinghua frowned and shook her head: "The cleanliness of rich people is so unusual. ”

As soon as Shi Shi took the happy expression of the bread and crispy meat, he seemed to be able to scrape out three catties of brown sugar and three catties of white sugar from his face, dressed like an exclamation point of the hawker, and pulled the fluorescent balloon from behind.

Xiao Yinghua couldn't bear to look at her face: "I don't know if the two of them will use bagels and cake rolls as rings when they get engaged and married in the future?"

De Miaofu took another bite of the barbecue: "I said that sooner or later Nanzhu will be buried alive with bread by him." ”

Sister-in-law Cai sighed: "We are a famous beauty valley here." ”

Fan Yueze didn't overdo it: "Are you worried that you will be turned into bread valley by the rich third generation of this funeral industry in the future?"

"How gorgeous and magnificent will it be when the whole milk street is flooded with dirty buns, pineapple buns, puffs, croissants, tarts, baguettes, and strawberry cheese buns?"

Sister-in-law Cai patted De Miaofu's head from behind: "Don't eat it, how many skewers have you eaten me?"

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