In the afternoon, Jiao Limeng told Yang Dingtian in a panic: "Brother Nan sent me a text message asking me to go to him at night." ”

"Brother Nan?" Yang Dingtian frowned: "What bird?"

"It's the boss of our small circle before. Jiao Limeng looked with a little memory: "The surname is Chen, and he looks a little like Chen Haonan, so he called it open, it was okay for me before, my dad has a bit of power, he often asks me to open the back door, and he is very good to me, but then my dad fell, and he didn't answer me much." ”

"He didn't bully you?" asked Yang Dingtian curiously.

"It's fine. Jiao Limeng thought for a while and shook his head: "He just didn't take me to play later, oh, there was also a time, he asked me to drink, I couldn't drink enough, he was angry, pressed me, and poured me all a bottle of wine." ”

He shook his head, and his expression didn't seem to be very angry, but had a little aftertaste, and Yang Dingtian could only sigh.

"What does he want you to do?" Yang Dingtian asked.

"I didn't say it. Jiao Limeng shook his head: "Only sent me a text message." ”

Jiao Limeng was a little flustered: "Maybe Lu Zhiyong's matter, he knows, Lao Ding...... That ......"

"What time are you going?"

"Eight o'clock. Jiao Limeng looked at him: "Old top ......"

"Okay. Yang Dingtian directly interrupted him: "Stay for you, I'll go over and see." ”

Jiao Limeng looked at him, thought about it, swallowed his saliva, and did not object.

At eight o'clock, Yang Dingtian was driving, Jiao Li Meng pointed the way, he was a little anxious: "Late, Brother Nan hates others being late." ”

"He's a hair. Yang Dingtian snorted, he wasn't curious about that Nan brother, just a dick hair, it was estimated that it was worse than them in Gao Yanei, what was there to see, the reason why he agreed to go and see it was because he wanted to give Jiao Limeng more anger, just like throwing Lu Zhiyong out of the window in the morning.

Jiao Limeng immediately stopped squeaking.

After a long while, Jiao Li Meng said: "Lao Ding, it's really good for me to cultivate with you, I worship you as a teacher." ”

"Xiuzhen?" Yang Dingtian glanced at him: "You don't want to turn back into a human body?"

"Birds can also be cultivated, right?" Jiao Limeng was curious.

"But you can. Yang Dingtian nodded: "But the cultivation of truth is first to be cultivated, that is, to have a house first, first to concentrate the essence, then to turn into qi, through the size of the week, and then to marry the Dan, and then to turn into a baby, these things are similar to those in the novel." ”

"I know, I know. Jiao Limeng nodded excitedly: "After turning into a baby, you can get out of your body and soar, right?"

"After the baby, it is the yang god, and the yang god is achieved, and only then can he get out of his body and ascend. ”

Peach Blossom Eye has a strange thing, there are a lot of things, but if it is not triggered, it will not come out on its own, so Yang Dingtian has to think about it with kindness at this time in order to figure out the system.

"Like you are now. He explained: "The spirit body is not a yang god, but a yin god, so it is easy to disperse." ”

"Oh, there are novels that seem to say that. ”

Jiao Limeng's knowledge comes entirely from Xiuzhen's novels.

Yang Dingtian said: "You are a parrot now, if you cultivate now, the cultivation of refinement and qi in the early stage, even all the way to the Yin God, must be supported by the body, that is to say, everything you have practiced is in the body of this parrot, and if you change your body at that time, it will be equivalent to practicing in vain." ”

"That's right. Jiao Limeng understood now.

But he didn't squeak anymore, and it took a long time before he said, "Actually, being a bird is happier than being a human." ”

Yang Dingtian laughed when he heard this, he could feel that Jiao Li Meng had become a bird, and he was very alive these days, playing all kinds of treasures.

"Or you'll become a parrot. He suggested with a smile.

"But the parrot is not very combative. Jiao Li Meng Ke shook his head again: "In the past few days, those two happy sparrows, mother's, have been consumed with me, as if they are specially guarded there, as long as I go out, they will kill me and kill me." ”

"Joy Sparrow?" Yang Dingtian laughed, "You can't beat them?"

"I can't beat it. Jiao Li Meng frowned bitterly: "Don't look at it as a happy bird, it's actually fierce to death." ”

He was like that, which made Yang Dingtian laugh so much.

Jiao Limeng himself also felt funny, and said: "And then there is the eagle, yesterday afternoon, I caught a gap and flew out, flew in the air, and was cool, when I suddenly saw an eagle, which scared me at the time, but fortunately, the eagle didn't seem to be interested in me." ”

"Now the environmental protection is better publicized, the ** or anything is confiscated, no one fights, the eagle is there, and it is not old or young. Yang Dingtian smiled and nodded.

"Alas, it's not easy. Jiao Limeng sighed.

After thinking for a while, he said, "Old Ding, if I am a parrot body cultivator, how fast can I run rampant in the bird world?"

"This one. Yang Dingtian thought hard for a while, and didn't think of anything: "The parrot is small and weak, and the essence is not strong, at least it is far worse than a person, and it will take at least three to five years to cultivate to condense qi." ”

"So long?" Jiao Limeng was disappointed.

"You think it's so easy to cultivate. Yang Dingtian shook his head: "I haven't seen the white lady, I can't move to talk for five hundred years and a thousand years, to tell the truth, the body of an animal, in terms of cultivation, is indeed inferior to the human body, if it is the body of a parrot, even if it is cultivated to condensation, it can at most cast a few small spells, it does not have much effect, if you are prepared, it's okay, if you don't have defense, an eagle flutters, you're just afraid that it's over again." ”

"Forget it, forget it. At this time, Jiao Li Meng resolutely shook his head: "Old Ding, you still have to work hard to help me find someone to take it away." ”

"It's not your own face, though. ”

"There's no way around that. Jiao Limeng sighed, and then his eyes lit up: "What do you mean, you can pick your own, right? Then pick a black brother for me." ”

I actually like black people, what kind of taste is this, Yang Dingtian was directly stupid: "You like Uncle Black?"

"It can't be too dark. Jiao Li Meng said: "The light black kind, by the way, just Obama's kind." ”

"Oh, that's it. Yang Dingtian can be understood: "That's already very white." ”

"yes. Jiao Li Meng said: "Some old farmers on our side are actually not as white as him. ”

"But why do you like this flavor?" Yang Dingtian was a little strange.

"It's not that I like this taste, it's whatever. Jiao Limeng seemed a little embarrassed: "Negroes are stronger than whites and yellows in terms of muscle fibers and motor nerves, and in addition, the main thing is that." ”

"What. "Yang Dingtian didn't figure it out.

"That's it. Jiao Li Meng said: "I heard about Lao Hei's side. ”

"You said the second child. Yang Dingtian suddenly understood, and laughed.

"Yes. To put it bluntly, Jiao Limeng didn't care anymore: "I used to be more cowardly, I didn't dare to chase girls, I only dared to masturbate myself, maybe I masturbated too much, but after I officially got married, I didn't work anymore, I think, Jiang Hao steals people, there may be that reason, so, even if I can choose, then I want a black man's house." ”