13. Invisible gunsmoke
"What do you eat at night?"
Ling Yuxuan was hunched on the table, half of her body sunk into the sofa, and a blanket was spread on her knees. The blanket had been pulled out of the cabinet in her bedroom, which she had made her home
Now she is holding the remote control in her hand to flip through the channel, and at the same time holding a cup of honey warm tea and sipping it.
Before that, she had already drunk one Coke and two Mirinda drinks, and her stomach was full of cold carbonated gas.
"Shura Warrior God"
Qi Qi looked at her silently, not knowing if Ling Yuyu would be able to survive until the evening, not to mention that she had to be sent to the hospital halfway through the movie.
"Whatever. He sat on the other side of the sofa and looked down at a book.
"Do you order takeout?" After looking for a long time and not finding an interesting program, Ling Yuyu threw the remote control, and suddenly became interested, holding up his mobile phone, and said in a stack like announcing the name of the dish: "Barbecue, cold noodles, hot pot, barbecue, spicy hot, whatever you want to eat, I have a phone." ”
Qi Qi raised his head and looked at Ling Yuyu who was holding up his mobile phone as if he was offering a treasure, he was worthy of being the head snake here, and these phone numbers were the things that those freshmen dreamed of. "Barbecue bar. He said, "Order me a bowl of braised mutton noodles." ”
"Okay!" Ling Yuyu grinned, happy, "Wait, how do you know that Lao Li's family sells mutton noodles in addition to barbecue?" She lifted the blanket on her knees, revealing her two big white legs, crawled behind Guo Qiqi like a puppy, rested her chin on his shoulder, and exhaled like a lan, "Don't you like barbecue?
Qi Qi's body was a little stiff, and he stood up unnaturally: "I suddenly remembered something, I'll deal with it, you can order it first." After saying that, he ran away as if he were running away, Ling Yuyu's actions were too direct and proactive, and he was a little incompetent.
"Shy?" Ling Yuyu blinked, in fact, she was under a lot of pressure in her heart when she did this. Before she came, her African-American friend taught her that as long as a woman chases a man's compartment veil, as long as she is active enough, no man can't take it. She came to the door at this time, wanting to verify the authenticity of this sentence, and now it seems that it has indeed had some effect, otherwise Qi Qi, the guy who collapsed in front of Taishan and did not change his color, would not have fled so embarrassed.
"Braised mutton noodles, right?" Ling Yuyu shouted to the bedroom at the top of his voice, and it took a long time to hear a "hmm" that was not fluctuating.
After waiting for a while, there was a knock on the door, Ling Yuyu jumped off the sofa and happily went to open the door, she thought that the takeaway was delivered, but as soon as she opened the door, there were two smiling girls standing at the door. Ling Yuxuan's face changed suddenly, revealing a look of astonishment, the two girls looked exactly the same as her.
"Who are you?" Ling Yuyu gritted her teeth.
"Uh-" Lu Xiaohan tugged at the corner of Luo's raincoat, gathering words.
She was also stunned, she and Luo Yu did an afternoon of psychological construction, planning to use the New Year's Eve reason to get closer to the new neighbor, it is best for her to take this opportunity to take advantage of the other party, so that her rent next year will be settled.
Who would have thought that it would be a woman who opened the door, and this underage junior brother already had a girlfriend? Lu Xiaohan was very angry, it was really the world that the people were not ancient, and she was still a pure little white flower at her age!
At this time, Luo Yu was the first to come back to his senses and explained: "We are neighbors, thinking that today's New Year's Eve junior might be boring, so I came to ask if we want to be together." That, we didn't know he had a girlfriend beforehand, so we bothered. After speaking, she dragged Lu Xiaohan and prepared to leave.
"Since we're here, let's go together. ”
A voice came from behind them, they
The action was not because of the content of the words, but because of the voice.
Ling Yuxuan turned around, and Qi Qi's face was expressionless. She frowned, she couldn't figure out what he meant, could it be that he had a good relationship with these two girls? But as far as she knew, he hadn't lived here for a week, right? With his dead house attributes, he shouldn't be so close to his neighbors!
For some reason, she laughed and said to Lu Xiaohan and Luo Yu: "Then let's go together, it just so happens that I ordered too much takeout, you can help share some of it." As she spoke, she took out two pairs of slippers from the shoe cabinet, both men's style, like a hostess, "I'm really sorry, there are no women's slippers, you will just wear them." ”
"It's okay, it's okay. ”
Lu Xiaohan and Luo Yu glanced at each other, and they couldn't figure out what medicine the couple was selling in the gourd, but since they were graciously invited, it seemed a little unreasonable to refuse. And they also ordered a barbecue, Lu Xiaohan swallowed her saliva, she hadn't eaten meat for a long time, Luo Yu was a vegetarian, the two lived together, and even with her, they could only eat vegetarian meals, either vegetable salad or fruit salad, and her face was going to eat green.
Walking into the room, Lu Xiaohan looked around curiously.
The unnutritious entertainment programs on the TV, the blankets crumpled up randomly on the sofa, the table full of drink cans and snack packages, and the situation of reading a book quietly on the side of the sofa, everything reveals the warmth and beauty of living together as a couple, she is faintly envious, she doesn't know what love is, but if this is the case, she can accept it.
Luo Yu on the side and her focus are completely different.
She walked to the chimeric bookshelf next to the TV stand, most of them were books on history and mythology, and from the crumpled spine, it could be seen that the owner here often flipped through them, and it was definitely not a deliberate purchase to show his knowledge, I don't know if the man or the woman read it.
"Come on, come on, what are you doing standing, sit down. ”
Ling Yuyu held two cups of freshly brewed honey warm tea.
Lu Xiaohan woke up like a dream, sat down on the side of the sofa, only sat on half of his buttocks, put his hands on his knees, upright, like a primary school student in class. People have to bow their heads under the eaves. She felt an eerie atmosphere. Luo Yu sat beside her, also sitting upright.
"It feels like you're in a devil's cave. Lu Xiaohan whispered in a low voice.
"Maybe you're thinking too much. Luo Yu said, "I think people are just hospitable." ”
Lu Xiaohan shook his head imperceptibly: "If something goes wrong, there must be a demon." Do you think the two of them are at odds? Then aren't we on the muzzle of the gun?"
"Wait and see. Luo Yu's lips didn't move, but a voice came out.
"We met again, I didn't ask your name last time, my name is Guo Qiqi, what is your name?"
"Luo Yu. ”
"Good name. Guo Qiqi praised lightly, but the tone was not praised, giving people the feeling of a glass of boiled water.
"It's murderous!" Lu Xiaohan pinched his thighs.
When I looked up, I saw Ling Yuyu walking by expressionlessly, sitting down beside Guo Qiqi, sitting as graceful as a lady, smiling and revealing the majesty of the main palace lady.
"What about you?" Qi Qi turned to Lu Xiaohan.
Lu Xiaohan's back suddenly straightened, as if he was named by the teacher in class, and raised his head and chest, "Lu Xiaohan, the deer of the elk, the size is small, and Han is implicit next to the Japanese word." She didn't know why, but she had an awesome illusion.
"Good name. "It's still the same thing.
"You two," Ling Yuyu began, "both from Mito University?"
"Well, you too?" Lu Xiaohan gradually felt that her and Luo Yu's momentum had decreased slightly, and decided to turn the defense into an offensive and win back a city.
"A sophomore in the mecha department. ”
Hearing the words "mecha department", Lu Xiaohan already felt that she had lowered her head, and when she heard "sophomore", her head was almost lowered into the dust. The mecha department is the most popular and popular major in Mito University, and the enrollment conditions are quite strict, and there are requirements for physical conditions and intelligence levels above the level.
Besides, she is still a sophomore and a senior sister.
Wait a minute!
Lu Xiaohan looked at Qi Qi in shock. Is this an old cow eating tender grass? Or does this junior brother like to be a young girl?
Ling Yuyu saw through what Lu Xiaohan was thinking at a glance, and explained with a smile: "I am a leapfrog student, I am only sixteen years old this year, and the two of us are childhood sweethearts, not what you think." ”
It's okay if she doesn't explain, but as soon as she explains, Lu Xiaohan has even more inferiority, and at the age of sixteen, she was admitted to the most difficult mecha department of Mito University, and her boyfriend is still a member of the junior class. At this time, she couldn't help but think of a popular sentence on the Internet: "People are talented and beautiful, and they are born with a pair, and it is your turn to oppose it."
Of course she wasn't a monster, but she did have the idea of objecting just now, and that was the first moment she saw the appearance of Guo Qiqi, and she had to admit that she was moved.
Lu Xiaohan has grown to be twenty-one years old this year, but she has never even held the hand of a boy, as she herself said, pure as a little white flower, although she behaves like an old driver, but she has a sincere yearning for love that she has never experienced. It is said that the junior brother is the senior sister, why did she take the initiative to attack for the first time in her life but crashed into an iron plate as hard as Nantianmen?
Lu Xiaohan's lowered head became lower and lower, and he gradually had the urge to leave here.
"Which department are you from?" asked at this time.
"Department of Applied Psychology. Luo Yu replied gently.
"Nice professionalism. Guo Qiqi nodded. The conversation fell silent, and neither side knew what to continue to talk about.
Fortunately, at this time, the delivery man knocked on the door, the aroma of barbecue broke the silence, Lu Xiaohan snorted slightly, determined to turn grief into appetite, although there is no handsome junior brother, but it is enough to have roast chicken wings, and roast chicken wings are her favorite.
She tore off a piece of crispy and tender chicken, stared at the situation of Qi Qi who was dismantling the chopsticks, and began to think about how to solve the room bill next year.
"Now, your favorite braised lamb noodles. Ling Yuyu said loudly, in order to show that she knew the situation very well in front of the second daughter.
Guo Qiqi nodded, and ate the braised mutton noodles slowly, ignoring the invisible smoke between the three women.