125 [Master Nie]
"Phew!"
Master Han turned his palm and pressed it to Nie Jun's eyebrows, and after a long time, he suddenly asked, "Do you feel it?"
Nie Jun said: "I feel it, my eyebrows are heating up, and there is qi coming over." ”
The camera reporter recorded the whole process, and the people who ate melons couldn't take their eyes off it, and even took the opportunity to practice, wanting to absorb the energy that escaped when Master Han was doing his work.
"Hey!"
Master Han's body began to tremble, and it seemed to increase the frequency of his exercises.
A disciple next to him took two steps back abruptly and said in surprise: "I feel it, Master's skill is so strong! Don't come close, be careful of being injured by Master's Qigong!"
After about ten minutes, Master Han finally finished his work, and if he didn't collect it, his shoulders would be so sore that he couldn't lift it.
Nie Jun asked, "Master, is there any cure for my illness?"
Master Han sighed and said, "Just now I sent Gong to explore your whole body, alas, your disease has penetrated deep into the bone marrow, and it is difficult to cure. ”
"Is it leukemia?" asked Nie Jun.
"Yes, it's leukemia," Master Han said, "Leukemia is a blood cancer, and although I have profound skills, I can't cure it at one time." It takes at least 12 sessions to do the work, each course lasts for one month, and it takes a year to recover. ”
For Chinese in the 90s, the most famous cancer was leukemia. Once a "Blood Suspicion" swept the north and south of the country, attracting thousands of empty alleys, and the heroine played by Yamaguchi Baihui in the play had leukemia.
What Master Han said immediately caused a sensation at the scene:
"Master Han is so powerful that he can even cure blood cancer. ”
"If Sachiko Oshima had met Master Han back then, she wouldn't have died. ”
"My mother has coronary heart disease, so let Master Han treat her another day. ”
“……”
Master Han also said, "The practice of qigong is originally for the benefit of sentient beings, and we should not take money from patients. However, my ability is limited, and every time I exert my strength, I am seriously depleted, and I need a large number of precious medicinal materials to replenish my vitality. Alas!"
Nie Jun took out the 5,000 yuan again and said, "I know, qigong cures diseases very draining vitality, and Emperor Duan uses a yang finger to heal people's injuries, and he can't use martial arts for a whole year." The master should charge money, the 5,000 yuan is a deposit, and I will give the master another 20,000 yuan for each course of treatment in the future. ”
"Then you're welcome. Master Han reached out to get the money.
Just when Master Han was about to touch the money, Nie Jun suddenly smiled and said, "Bad pen!"
"Huh?" Master Han didn't react a little.
"Lao Tzu is not sick at all, you liar!" Nie Jun turned around and left after speaking, muttering, "Waste my time." ”
Master Han was so angry that his face turned blue, and at the same time he was panicked, after all, he was debunked in front of the camera lens.
"Stop!" a disciple stopped Nie Jun in his way.
Another disciple said, "Kill him, this man is here to make trouble!"
"Do you still have the face to stop me? Lao Tzu didn't call the police, it's considered to be face!" Nie Jun said angrily.
Those qigong enthusiasts were so shocked that they did not gather around, but stood still and continued to observe the situation.
A disciple reached out to grab Nie Jun's clothes, Nie Jun grabbed the opponent's wrist with his backhand, and he didn't see much force, so the man screamed: "It hurts, it hurts, my hand is going to break!"
Nie Jun let go of the man and kicked the other disciple's crotch again, causing the other disciples to retreat one after another.
Seeing that the situation was not good, Master Han immediately turned around and slipped away, and Nie Jun chased after him and kicked his back with a kick, kicking Master Han a few times and falling to the ground.
"Don't you know qigong, hit me with qigong!" Nie Jun grabbed Master Han's hair and slapped him left and right.
The audience was stunned.
On the one hand, everyone was amazed at Master Han's incompetence. On the other hand, he was surprised by the might of Nie Jun.
"I skipped class in vain today. Nie Jun felt very bored, slapped him a few times, and then turned to leave.
There was another disciple who wanted to stop him, but Nie Jun glared at him and snorted coldly, "Huh?"
The man had an idea, suddenly lay down on the ground, clutched his chest and said, "Okay, what a powerful qigong!"
Master Han also reacted, and shouted bitterly: "Little brother, your qigong is better than mine, and I lost today." ”
What's that?
Now it was Nie Jun's turn to be confused.
Master Han beckoned to his disciples and said, "Everyone go quickly, there are masters here." His qigong is amazing, with him, let's not teach everyone to practice qigong here!"
"Yes, let's go, let's go!" the disciples packed up and prepared to run.
Qigong enthusiasts didn't care about making trouble with Master Han, and surrounded Nie Jun one after another:
"Little brother, you teach us to practice qigong!"
"What little brother, you want to call the master! Master, I am very perceptive, you can accept me as a big disciple!"
"Master, do you know how to heal diseases with qigong?"
“……”
"Master's fart," Nie Jun was speechless and yelled, "That surnamed Han is a liar, he cheated you out of a lot of money, catch him quickly!"
Master Han had already been surrounded by disciples and ran more than ten meters away, and everyone estimated that they couldn't catch up, and continued to surround Nie Jun and ask for qigong teaching.
Gao Yu squeezed into the crowd with the camera reporter and interviewed: "Classmate Nie, do you really know qigong?"
Nie Jun had a headache and said: "I have practiced qigong, but I found that it is all fake. I just beat someone, using military physical boxing and special forces grappling!"
"The master has really practiced qigong!" people only heard the first half of the sentence.
"The master is so powerful, he just made a 'hmm' sound, and beat people to the ground in the air!"
"Master, what kind of skill are you practicing?"
“……”
Gao Yu noticed the second half of the sentence and asked, "Special Forces Grappling Technique?"
"It's flying...... Well, the title of the unit is kept secret," Nie Jun explained, "Anyway, an old scout taught me, he is really good, and I will make a show." Don't say it, don't say it, I have to go back to school, Lao Tzu will never believe in qigong again in this life, whoever believes in it will be a pen! Get out of the way, get out of the way!"
Nie Jun was already surrounded by qigong enthusiasts, and he suddenly shouted: "Okay, I'll teach you the real qigong right away, all sit down cross-legged!"
The crowd was overjoyed and sat down cross-legged on the ground.
Nie Jun had practiced several kinds of fake qigong, and at this time he pretended to be a master, and said as he walked: "Close your eyes, put your tongue on the palate, press one hand on the top of your head, and hold down the dantian with the other." Draw the qi of heaven and earth, pour it from Baihui, and follow the qi, lead it to Tanzhong, and then go to Shaoyang Sanjiao Sutra ......"
As he spoke, Nie Jun had already walked out of the crowd, and then ...... Just run away.
"Where's the master?" someone opened his eyes.
"The master is gone. ”
"Master, don't go, we have to learn qigong!"
Two or three hundred men, women, and children, got up and chased frantically, until they reached the gate of the park, and saw Nie Daxian go away in a taxi.
Since then, the qigong circle of Shenghai People's Park has circulated a story about Master Nie. The battle between the two masters was even more spread - who made the ratings of the education station too low, and few people watched the qigong anti-fake program.
Gao Yu forcibly held back a smile and said to the camera: "Audience friends, we witnessed a farce just now, the so-called qigong masters are just money-collecting liars, and they can't even beat a student who knows how to do military physical boxing." It is also nonsense to claim that the qi function cures diseases......"
Putting down the interview microphone, Gao Yu walked around and asked, "Hey, where is Director Li of the Qigong Research Institute?"
The camera reporter said: "It's long gone. ”