In winter, light rain.

Starbucks café in Piazza Milano in spring.

Huang Ziyong gently stirred the coffee in the cup and looked at the girl sitting opposite.

Long trench coat, omega, bangs, long hair, fat.

Here are all his impressions of this girl.

"Ahem, it's raining like this, I don't know when it's going to fall. ”

The girl took a sip of coffee and looked out the window and said lightly.

"yes! The weather forecast for the last few days says it's raining. Huang Ziyong smiled and nodded.

Two people who don't know each other, the lines of life cross and meet, and the strangeness will inevitably make each other embarrassed.

As a man with ninety-nine blind date experiences, he knows that affinity and sunshine are the best weapons to melt away embarrassment, so he tries to make his smile as natural as possible.

"What are you laughing at?" the girl asked, puzzled.

“？？？”

Huang Ziyong's smile froze there, and a series of question marks appeared on his head.

Laugh, is there something wrong?

"What did you do to make me happy? ”

The corner of the girl's mouth on the right side slowly rises, pulling into the illusion that the muscles are cramping and causing the mouth to crook.

Huang Ziyong grinned completely, revealing a row of white teeth, "It's a very happy thing to meet you." ”

After many blind dates, he realized a truth, saying good things doesn't cost money.

"Really?"

The girl tilted her head to support her cheeks, and her voice raised slightly, "I don't know how you can be happy?"

"Huh?"

Huang Ziyong's mind spun around quickly, and before he could think of Yimei's words, the girl continued.

"Visually your height is 1.72 meters, but your weight is about 160 pounds, which is caused by not exercising and eating junk food for a long time, such as instant noodle takeaway. ”

"What kind of people eat instant noodles regularly? People who live alone and don't have a house, if you have your own house, I don't believe you don't even have time to cook porridge. ”

"Even if you have a high amount of fat in your body, but you still add three spoonfuls of sugar, it shows that you have poor self-discipline. ”

"When you came in, although you cleaned up the rainwater on your body under the eaves outside, you can't wipe off the signs of partial wetting of your hair and clothes, forget if you don't have a car, and you don't even bring an umbrella, which means that your attitude towards this blind date is very perfunctory. ”

"If you've lived in the city for almost seven or eight years, and you haven't bought a house or a car, then your monthly salary should not exceed five thousand, or even lower. ”

"The work is not smooth, the quality of life is poor, the future basically does not see any light, I don't know why you can be happy, I really can't understand where you are happy?"

"If you want to answer me, poor and happy, then when I didn't say. ”

The girl finished speaking in one breath, and shrugged at the end, with a hint of sadism in her eyes.

Huang Ziyong opened his mouth slightly, and as the girl's words came one after another, his heart was like being stabbed in and out by a sharp knife, and while the blood was not stopping, it was accompanied by heart-rending pain.

The girl is right!

This is a portrayal of Huang Ziyong's current life.

The dregs of life, the dwarf mules struggling to move forward at the bottom of society, this is not the most desperate.

The most desperate thing is that there is no hope in his life at all.

It was like a layer of paper being pierced, and what he saw through the crack was an endless purgatory.

At this moment when he wanted to die, a voice sounded in his head.

Congratulations to the host for being selected by the Heart-piercing system. 】

[As the master of the heart-piercing system, everything you say and do, as long as you can form a heart-piercing effect on others, you will get anger points]

[The heart-piercing effect is divided into five stars, corresponding to 1,2,4,6,10 rage points]

[Rage value can be used in the lottery, divided into three levels: 100, 10000, 1000000, and your current Rage value is 0]

Huang Ziyong was stunned, reached out and touched the panel that appeared in front of him, only to find that his hand had penetrated through the illusory panel.

"What are you doing?"

The girl's angry shouts rang in her ears, pulling Huang Ziyong back to reality.

He smiled.

Even a fool knows that this is the legendary golden thigh.

"Are you sick?" the girl's tone rose a few points, and she was about to get up and leave.

"I'm sorry. ”

Huang Ziyong restrained his smile and suddenly came to his senses, why can't he laugh?

Unconsciously grinned again, "You want to know why I'm so happy, right?"

The girl stopped walking, crossed her legs again, and looked like she was listening, with a sneer on her face.

"Your hair is very good, you are very good at dressing up, you have bangs, and your long hair shawl, which perfectly hides your wide forehead and pig-like face. ”

"You wear a long trench coat, but that doesn't hide your deformed figure, look at your arms, they're two laps thicker than my legs. ”

"Even though you try to straighten your back, your short neck and heavy double chin still disgust me deeply. ”

"Yo! I'm still wearing an Omega watch, is it already tied to the last compartment? It's pretty to be honest, but wearing it on your hand is like tying a wreath to a pig's trotters. ”

"Don't stare, more than 20,000 omegas should have been used for a year's salary, right? ”

"I don't have the money to learn to wear a famous watch and pretend to be tasteful, your vanity has swelled to the point that it can't accommodate your body, eldest sister!"

"Nearly thirty years old, with this polluted environmental dignity, I don't know where you got the confidence to ask the man to have a car and a house, and to be handsome. ”

"Can you go home and pee in the mirror? Please, don't come out and be scary. ”

"Do you know now why I'm so happy? Because the way you just pointed out the country like this made me amused, haha!"

Huang Ziyong also finished speaking in one breath, and his whole mood was happy.

"You...... You...... Hooligans! Scum Leser With your quality, you will be a bachelor in this life. The girl was full of voice, slapping the table and kicking the stool.

It's already crazy.

"Yo, you are angry, your mouth is dirty, it means that your quality is low enough to pollute the air. Huang Ziyong held his hand, and his smile became brighter and brighter.

"What kind of quality do you talk about with this kind of pen, if you go to Nima, you are not worthy of being a man. ”

The girl's face was hideous, like a mad dog.

As soon as I shook my hair, I picked up my bag and was about to leave.

"Stop, you haven't paid yet?"

Huang Ziyong turned around and stopped the girl, "I'm not going to help a pig-headed stuffy man pay the bill." ”

The girl was so angry that she blushed, trembling all over, tears falling down her eyes, pointing at Huang Ziyong but not saying a word.

With a stomp of his foot, he walked towards the cash register.

Huang Ziyong retracted his gaze and secretly felt sad, was he a little cruel?

However, when he saw [Your current rage value is 44] on the virtual board, he felt that he still didn't speak deep enough.

There is no sentence to explode 10, what a waste.

PS: New people and new books, please take care of this seedling, ask for collection! Recommendation! Investment! Everything!