Mainland netizens are bored.

After the pit owner went to Wanwan, the entertainment industry here can be said to be calm, and everyone focused on Wanwan, but that guy was like a mud cow entering the sea, and there was no news.

Su Luo's personal Weibo is refreshed by tens of millions of people every day, and the new news every day is ...... There is no dynamic.

Ah, hey, aren't you there to build momentum?

Why is there no news at all!

Okay, you're going to travel, singing and traveling in Wanwan, then you're singing, I haven't heard a single song from his meow!

"This!"

"I'm going to kill him when he comes back!"

And on the other side,

Overnight, the whole island is picking up this "most coquettish group in China", if mainland netizens see it, it is estimated that they will look up to the sky and sigh: Brother, there is no one else who dares to name this except me.

The world is very wonderful, many of our misunderstandings are just a little communication, honest with each other, honest with each other, how can there be misunderstandings? But human beings are so wonderful, we don't!

In the days when the pit owner was away, the biggest news in the mainland was that a mentally handicapped author named Xiao Su went on a blind date, and specially asked his aunt what taboos he had, and the other side said that there was no taboo to be casual. The mentally retarded actually really believed it, ordered a plate of roast goose, and as soon as it was served, the other party's parents said: Ah?

Big brother, if you don't say it, how do I know that you are taboo to eat roast goose? Oh! You rumors in the countryside that eating roast goose legs will cause gout, hey, it really is. It doesn't matter, I ate all this plate of roast goose alone!

With a light smile on his face, he said 10,000 MMPs in his heart: If you don't ask, how do I know which country and which city is this science?

My science is that I like to eat roast goose!

Oh, it's your kind words that don't matter, it's the first time we met, ahem, I understand. But this is a Cantonese-style roast meat restaurant, one of the best in the city, you have eyes to see, what do I order if I don't order the signature roast goose?

Then I ordered it all, and you let it go, pretending not to see it, at most you don't eat this dish, and suddenly protest again, what's going on? I want to come? I don't dare to order pork chops when I see your daughter's pork chop look, my mother just grabbed me!

Ahem, the misunderstanding is here, isn't it?

Be honest with each other, it's easy to say and easy to do, most of the time it's you who are honest and others don't want to treat you.

It's not all kinds of problems on both sides of the strait, Su Luo is so waved, and it will be cleaned up in 30 seconds in the Internet era, and the most coquettish combination in China, play surfing?

Now the mainland fans are waiting for the news that Su falls in Wanwan, and the news of Wanwan can't be transmitted back to the mainland, and what is transmitted back is "Wanwan people protest against the Lanyu nuclear waste issue", what is there to see, they have been protesting for decades, and they have protested every year, and they are not news.

But there is a lot of interest in the new Internet celebrity groups on the island, especially the record companies, what Universal, Warner, Sony Music, and Becks Gold Medal Gale Power Culture, the goal is the same in an instant:

"Find me this family of three!

"I want their information, hurry up, other companies are staring at it!"

......

Go crazy.

"How's it going?"

On the deck, Su Luo was still smiling, asking the same question.

"It's beautiful, it's thrilling. Leng Yuxuan was silent for a while and replied.

"Thrilling, indeed, thrilling, so beauty is always associated with danger. Beauty, the temptation is a little worse, femme fatale, isn't this strength different?"

"Cut, this time we are majestic, we have become representatives of public opinion, sing such a sensitive song, be careful of being deported!"

"You're nervous, what's the sensitivity?"

"You mean you're more sensitive, aren't you?"

"Yes, of course... No, hehe, is freedom of speech good, just sing a song, why did Wanwan expel me, give me a reason, which of my lyrics is wrong?

If you really want to say that, "Little Rabbit is Obedient" used to be a banned song, the reason for being banned, cough cough, there is a strong tendency to X suggestion, think about it, little rabbit is obedient, open the door, I want to come in~

Ouch, it's so yellow, it's so violent, it's so terrifying, it's a terrible text prison, get me out!"

Leng Yuxuan: "......"

Yes, others don't know who these three people are, and it's easy for some people to know.

The people are marching again, because the matter that he just suppressed in a song has been brought up again, are you going to get him?

Hey, people are just singing, what are you doing, is Wanwan not allowed to sing now? When you go out and talk, there were originally 30 or 50 people sitting outside, and immediately 350,000 people will sit for you. Besides, the issue of Orchid Island nuclear waste has been raised every year, so what is there to be wonderful.

But he's not from our Wanwan!

But who knows?

But......

After the quarrel, Su Luo will swim to the mainland, and you will be scolded for singing a song, and the mainland media will not cry for you?

Still, a warning is needed.

The warning is that the cruise ship has been stopped, check the documents, and it is not that it has not been checked, and I don't know how many times I have encountered this kind of procedure along the way.

Su Luo, a thick-skinned dead pig who was sprayed in front of the boss, didn't pay any attention to such small things. Green Island is in front of you, do you want to catch me in? Oh? We're friendly travelers, so wave your hand and walk slowly!

Su Luo spread his hands: "Look! It's completely fine!"

"You won ......"

"Well, I didn't lose. ”

Leng Yuxuan had a headache: "Where are we going next? Green Island? That place is suitable for you, you should be locked up!"

"Green? Lao Tzu hates this color, and the most hated thing for a selfish and cautious person like me is the color of forgiveness. If it's willing to change its name, I'll go, change its name to Red Island, China Red, is there any blood boiling, I really must change it to consider going to see.

But there are no absolutes in the world, if you lock me up with you, I can also consider being locked up, hehe, little rabbit, open the door, ah~!"

"Get out!"

"Get out right away, I'll just look at the blue of Orchid Island, I really can't appreciate the green of Green Island, say goodbye!"

"Hey, where are we going!"

"Take you back to Hualien!"

“......”

Hualien is the largest county in Wanwan Province by area.

It is bordered by the Pacific Ocean by the Coast Mountains to the east, the towering Central Mountains to the west, Chishang Township and Changbin Township of Taitung County to the south, and Nanao Township of Yilan County to the north.

Compared with the lonely Orchid Island, Hualien is much more famous in the hearts of tourists, Wanwan Province snacks are famous all over the country, and Hualien naturally has a magic weapon to attract foodies, such as Tang Yike, a snack shop, and the street food stalls full of life have a fatal attraction to her.

Su Luo is more concerned about the humanities, the rich ethnic color is the biggest humanistic feature of Hualien County, the main aboriginal Ami is the largest ethnic group among the nine ethnic groups in Taiwan, very interesting, the Ami is a matriarchal society.

In the Ami tradition, the inheritance of property is in the hands of women, and marriage is also a recruitment system, and children are all given the mother's surname, which can be said to be a typical matrilineal society. Of course, on the other hand, in the tribal unit, all public affairs are carried out by men, and the rituals are more dominated by men, and women are either excluded or only play a foil role, which skillfully balances the power between men and women.

Next

The magical "The Most Coquettish in China" released a new news again: We are in Hualien!

Take you back to Hualien.

"Let's slide down to that valley

You are the ocean that summer looks back on

An emerald handkerchief

With white lace

Handkerchiefs embroidered with a few white clouds

Embroider six more fishing boats

......