Chapter 136: I Can Fight Back!
Returning to the mansion, Ji An turned on the stereo, played Brother Mars's "Lazy-Song", and played the MV on the wall.
Before coming back today, I made a rare grouper, and after Ji An dealt with it, he served it with green onion and ginger cooking wine, and stewed a pot of thick white and delicious grouper soup.
The pot was "puffing" and the white gas was coming out with an attractive taste, and Ji An picked up the fat tiger and threw the football aside. The football has just been fired as a cannonball by Tatu many times, but it didn't explode, Ji An found the trademark near the valve core, and when he saw "Made in Huaguo", he said: "I said how the quality is so good." (I'll blow it, who has an opinion?)
After dinner, Ji An called Tatu, moved the large mattress in the guest room downstairs, there was a screen the size of a whole wall downstairs, and clicked on "King Kong" with the flix account of Bean Sprouts, and he motioned for Tatu to lie down on the mattress together.
The big man stepped on the mattress and immediately sank down, and after sitting down, he rubbed his buttocks with a novel expression, and showed his gums to Ji An, expressing his liking.
Ji An unpacks the only packet of potato chips in the turtle armor bag, and the movie begins. Seeing that there was also a mountain silver back beating his chest on the screen, Tatu, who felt provoked, instinctively stood up, let out a beast roar, and beat his chest angrily in reply.
Ji An's eyes lit up, and he accelerated to stuff potato chips into his mouth, looking at the real-life version of King Kong next to him and getting angry.
"Bo ......" is not like a muffled sound when people beat their chests, the sound of orangutans beating their chests is very "brisk", as soon as the camera turns, Tatu found that the mountain silver back on the wall suddenly became larger, it was not worried at all, ran to the living room to pick up the iron anchor leaning against the corner of the wall, raised his hand and was about to smash it against the wall, Ji An hurriedly stopped and turned off the screen.
reluctantly smiled at the big guy, "King Kong" can't be watched, otherwise it's not a problem that the screen is not there, and the house may have to collapse......
If you can't watch "King Kong", then watch "Avengers", and soon, when Hulk appeared, Tatu stood up again......
Ji comforted his forehead, and then changed: "Frozen, you won't blow up again, right?"
Tatu sat cross-legged next to Ji An, his eyes fixed on the young lady on the screen.
Although the movie has been changed three times, Ji An is satisfied with Tatu's performance, at least he now knows that he has to copy the monster when he encounters it.
The next morning, when he woke up and ate enough, Ji An put the iron anchor into the turtle armor bag, carried the fat tiger on his back, and took Tatu into the forest.
Soon, coming to the edge of the wild boar patrol range that was blocked last time, Ji An stopped.
The big bad wolf hasn't been fed for three days, and it's time to be hungry. Ji An gave them fish to eat, but the gray wolf picked up the fish and threw it into the ravine next to him, and Ji An almost vomited blood.
The first priority is to get a wild boar to fill the belly of the gray wolf and the three little foxes.
On heads-up, Tatu can beat the wild boars on the island out of one by one, but he can't stand the crowd of pigs on the other side, and it's not a joke to be bitten, and he doesn't want Tatu to be injured, so he has to think about it.
If Tatu was present, the wild boar under 200 catties would definitely turn around and run, thinking for a while, Ji An decided that he would pull the monster, Tatu hid behind a thick tree with branches growing horizontally and three people hugging, and was responsible for squatting pigs.
His own safety is absolutely guaranteed in the woods.
Following the taste marks, a bush was removed, and Ji An exclaimed, "Wo Ciao!" and turned his head and ran.
It is not good to be out of the teacher, so when he comes up, he will meet a large family.
The 300-pound wild boar who was rummaging for food with fangs raised his head, and found the five-legged monster, and immediately raised his thin tail, mixed with the pigs, and rushed over, followed by five of them.
While running, Ji An called Tatu to go up the tree, and the big man climbed up the thick tree in twos and threes, of course, in order to facilitate the climbing of the tree, the iron anchor was left on the ground.
Seeing that the wild boar behind him was getting closer and closer, and the tree where Tatu was still 5 meters away, Ji An threw up the beast rope and threw it at the branch of the tree. There is no need for much precision, The 30-centimeter-long snake head took the initiative to bypass the branches, and the knot on the paralyzed "snake body" was completed, Ji An jumped up, tried his best to grab the upper end of the dragged beast rope, and swung forward, and will dodge the bite that shines on his buttocks.
Hearing the loud teeth biting, Ji An turned around, scolded angrily, clamped the beast rope between his feet, and climbed up with his hands and feet.
When Ji An swung back again, he had already climbed past Feng Timo's safe height, and the wild boar below rushed around, only to hit the beast rope, biting with his teeth and biting at all.
The physical fitness that he practiced with the dog, he drilled into the deep mountains and old forests at every turn, compared to his peers, Ji An's physical fitness was good. Climbing up the 5-meter-high branch with his bare hands along the "rope", he wiped his sweat, looked down, and laughed evilly, now it was his turn to fight back.
The iron anchor fell under the tree, and it was not a problem at all.
Tatu Xue Ji'an picked his nostrils with his little finger and looked at the herd of wild boars below with a nonchalant expression.
The leading one is 300 catties, the remaining 200 catties are 2, and the remaining 3 are 100 catties, a total of 6 wild boars, surrounded? Ji An said that now he is killing this group of wild boars, if they don't run, they can take the wild boar family!
On the tree, Tatu, and the beast rope, these three conditions determine that Ji An is currently invincible, and no matter how many pigs there are, it is useless.
The six wild boars were humming and chirping under the tree, looking at Ji An with fierce eyes and arrogant looks. Ji An untied the beast rope from the branch, and the 30-centimeter snake head at the other end of the ground moved, leaned towards the wild boar, and "bitten" the hind legs of a 200-pound sow.
Ji An held the tail end of the beast rope and smiled evilly: "Tatu, pull it up." ”
The 1,800-kilogram unicorn arm alternately pulled the "rope", the sow's hind legs were "bitten", hung upside down and struggled, getting higher and higher from the ground, and when it was 5 meters high, the snake's head was loosened, and the sow's head was planted downward.
At 5 meters tall, it is difficult to kill a wild boar, but after this blow, it is enough to make them incapacitated.
When the sow first charged, her tail was high on the ground, and she didn't bark at all, but now she was thrown to pieces, and she screamed all the way to the sky, and fled back into the bushes.
The wife was bullied, the boar was angry, roared bitterly, and the two small eyes on the pig's head stared at Ji An.
Ji An sneered: "Let you know how powerful the two-legged monster is today!" The snake bit the boar's hind leg.
200 pounds and 300 pounds, there is no difference for Tatu, and the biological crane allows the boar to also take the elevator back.
However, the boar was unlucky, also 5 meters high, head down, it struggled for a long time and failed to get up.
The other 3 little pigs saw that their father was kneeling and scattered in a hurry. Ki'an and Tatu descended the trees one after another.
Tatu picked up the iron anchor and shone at the boar marked by the fury attack, and lifted the anchor with his hand......
Without a gentle blow, a rune costs 300 points, and it can only be used for 1 hour, so expensive, of course, you have to save it first.
didn't want to see the scene of the bloody Ula, Ji An hurriedly fed the boar to the gray wolf, and let them solve the rest.
Ji An and Tatu slowly went deeper into the island tree by tree, and after an hour, Ji An stopped again and frowned. Out of the woods, there is a meadow about a kilometer wide and full of wild boars, which stretches to the slopes of the low hills to the northwest. Only in the far distance is there a few colorful plants in the center of the island.
At this time, the dragon palace guarded Wentai: "The king ......"
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