Luo Renyan returned from a foreign country and opened the door, it was already more than nine o'clock in the evening.

Xiaojin is too tired from school these days and has already slept.

Mrs. Luo had just mixed the footwash and placed it in front of the sofa, and when she saw him come back, she didn't make a sound at him, blaming him for not hearing from him for a few days.

"Xiujuan, I'm back. ”

"Do you know how to come back? You use this place as a hotel?"

Luo Renyan threw his luggage on the ground: "I've been busy these days, and I've been on a business trip to Canada." ”

When Mrs. Luo heard this, her blood gushed upward, and she was angry, and roared like thunder: "If you don't help with housework, it's okay, after your daughter was in a car accident, you haven't been to the hospital a few times during such a long recovery period! Usually I can't bear it if you don't call home, but now you don't tell your family when you go abroad, do you still treat this place as your home? You don't have to tell me if you die outside one day!"

The more she thought about it, the more angry she became, and she suddenly picked up the footbasin on the ground uncontrollably and slammed it down on her husband's head!

"Wow-"

Luo Renyan was poured into a soup chicken, the floor was full of water, he didn't say a word from beginning to end, and he didn't know how to hurry up to get the dun cloth, so he stood aside so stupidly.

Not only is his emotional intelligence impressive, but once he leaves the laboratory, his IQ is difficult to pass.

Mrs. Luo felt that she had gone too far, so she hurriedly pushed him into the bathroom and cleaned up with a cloth herself.

Luo Renyan came out upside down, in a good mood, and didn't mention what happened just now: "Xiujuan, I've brought you a gift." ”

This sentence has never appeared in this family, and it obviously has played a huge role at this moment, and the wife's expression has changed subtly: "I poured water on you, aren't you angry?"

Luo Renyan smiled and said: "Don't be angry, anyway, it will rain after the thunder (scolding)." ”

A long-lost smile appeared on Xiujuan's face.

Luo Renyan opened the box, and the contents turned out all over the ground, socks, underwear, razors, and chewing gum were scattered everywhere, and finally picked out a crumpled calfskin paper bag, which was a little crushed.

"That's it?"

The packaging is a little simpler, but after so many years of husband and wife, this is the first gift received after all, Xiujuan is dissatisfied, but she still can't hide the surprise on her face, she is even ready to take out half a piece of leftover baked cakes.

With Luo Renyan's touching emotional intelligence, this thing can be done if it is not even.

Surprisingly, it was filled with a little man made of stones!

Five stones, one small for the head, one long for the outstretched arms, one short for the body, and two long for the legs, are so simple and simple, without embellishment, carrying the roughness of nature.

Mrs. Luo looked at it with novelty, and secretly complained in her heart that he couldn't buy things, and this thing was not practical at all.

"This is the 'Canadian Inuit Stone Man'. Luo Renyan explained with interest, "You know the Inuit? Once upon a time, the Inuit used stones to communicate with people living in the North Pole to give them a sense of direction, and they also used stone people as symbols to let them know that the road with this symbol is safe. Another meaning of this stone man is that seeing them means that you are not far from the civilized city......"

Xiujuan held this stone man who couldn't be eaten or worn, looked at her husband, and showed a small look of worship that she hadn't seen for a long time, and for a moment she felt like she was back to many years ago.

At that time, didn't I just like Luo Renyan's erudition, from astronomy to geography, so that I ignored his shortcomings in life. I haven't spoken like this in many years.

Suddenly, she was unhappy again: "You buy me a stone man, do you mean that I am like a stone and unfeminine?"

Luo Renyan listened to it, and almost choked to death with a mouthful of saliva, how can a woman's imagination be so rich?

"I'm the one who insinuated? I don't mean that, don't think about it, I bought one for Xiaojin. ”

"The same, huh?"

"Ahh ”

"You're stupid! Family, why do you buy two identical ones? You have too much money to spend?"

Luo Renyan finally understood that with his emotional intelligence, he was not his wife's opponent no matter what, and he couldn't please her. Over the years, there has been too much missing communication between the two.

But unexpectedly, the wife next asked, "Have you eaten?"

These five words moved him enough, no one has cared about whether he has eaten or not for N years, and even he himself doesn't care much about this issue, but fortunately he has an "iron stomach": "Not yet." ”

"I'll make it for you, can you make shredded meat?"

"Okay, okay, okay. ”

Luo Renyan, who had changed his clothes, was flattered, said six lines in one go, and sat on the sofa grinning and stealing fun. I haven't enjoyed this kind of treatment for a long time.

Fortunately, Pastzinger reminded himself to buy a gift, and a gadget made his wife's attitude change dramatically, so simple, just buy something home often in the future.

The paper bag with a hole in it, Mrs. Luo was reluctant to throw it away. She put the stone figure back in and carefully received it in her dresser drawer.

There are only some small "treasures" in it, what pearl necklaces, jade bracelets, will be passed on to my daughter in the future. Putting the stone man and these things together shows how much she values them.

Then, she went to boil water and made noodles, and even chatted with Luo Renyan for the first time.

"Lao Luo, these days when Xiaojin went back to school, there was always a boy named Baishan calling to look for her at night. I heard that the boy was quite educated. But you said that she has her own mobile phone, and she doesn't give people a mobile phone number, but only calls home, what's going on?"

Xiaojin is thin-skinned, doesn't like people, and is embarrassed to refuse, so he has to call home to deal with it. ”

"Makes sense...... Eh, why are you so experienced in this matter?"

"Huh?"

Luo Renyan sadly found that he was in the trap again, and it was better to remain silent if he was fine.

At the dinner table, Qu Nanxiu left the table, and a few other living treasures were in Kandashan.

Du Tianyuan said: "This restaurant tastes so good, and the cost performance is so spicy, I have to come three or four times a week, not to mention ruining my weight loss plan, and eating my wallet, it's too much, it's really time to black!"

Cheng Liuchao smiled and said to him: "It's obvious that you are greedy yourself, weird restaurants, and there is no heavenly reason!"

Wen Jie said: "Didn't we learn that every kiss can burn at least 12 calories." Tian Yuan, you only need to kiss Ai Ai three times a day, each time lasting 20 seconds, and the performance can have a weight loss effect. Why don't you show Ai Ai now?"

Ai Ai smiled and said, "Wenjie, why don't you demonstrate 1.71 meters with your family?"

Wen Jie, who was so drunk that his face was flushed, said to his girlfriend: "Come on, let's teach them." ”

His tall girlfriend ducked back and said, "What's the fuss, you've drunk too much, haven't you?"

Everyone giggled.

Cheng Liuchao said: "I see, life is like a gym. You eat a burger and have 600 calories, you get a gym run for an hour and you burn off those 600 calories, and when you're done hungry, you have to eat. That's why weight loss always fails. Eat and eat, and your life will be over. ”

"Human life is nothing more than making money, spending money, earning again, and spending again, just like the gym theory, just hope that others are in heaven and the money is in the bank," finished, Du Tianyuan glanced at Cheng Liuchao, "But I estimate that you are enough, and you can't spend it, if you want, I can help you spend it." ”

Everyone here said in unison: "We are all willing to help you!"

I don't know if it's a trend, the younger you are, the more you love life.

After sighing with emotion, Du Tianyuan, a pseudo-literary and artistic youth, pulled up the poems again, stood up with the strength of wine, and recited a few classics of Cangyang Gyatso in a subdued and frustrated manner: "Who, holding my hand, will make me crazy for half my life; Who, kissing my eyes, covering my half of my life; Who, touching my face, comforting my sorrow for half a lifetime; Who, with my heart, melts the frost of my half life; Who, holding my shoulders ......"

Ai Ai put her hand on his shoulder and smiled and said, "Who else?" ”

Cheng Liuchao's alcohol consumption is the most comparable to Qu Nanxiu, but he can't stand today's bombardment, he is already slightly drunk, and his words are obviously more than usual: "Stop, stop, Tianyuan, what was the first sentence you just said?"

"'Who is the one who takes me by the hand and takes me into madness for half my life?' I don't know such a famous sentence. ”

"No, I'm asking you, do you know what that means?"

Du Tianyuan glanced at Cheng Liuchao with disdain, then took Ai Ai's little hand and said affectionately: "Of course I know, just ask, who can hold my hand, end my half-life unruliness, and let me find my final destination." ”

"No, no, no," Cheng Liuchao said, shaking a chopstick, "It means, I'm sick, who has the medicine?"

"Poof—"

As soon as the words fell, everyone knocked on the dishes and laughed.

Only Li Tangni didn't laugh.

She was thinking, Qu Nanxiu left in a panic, it turned out to be for another girl. On the big night, leave your buddies and girlfriends behind and cook for that girl, what kind of relationship does it have to be! What else will you do besides cooking?

Thinking of this, Li Tangni was angry and aggrieved, and ordered himself to endure it and not show it.

A real lady will not lose control of her emotions in front of outsiders.

Everyone asked, "What's wrong?" What did Xiaoqu say? ”

Li Tangni pretended to be relaxed and said, "No, I made the wrong call." Forget it, don't wait for him, I'll go back to sleep first, you continue. ”

"Xiao Qu'er, this guy, where did you leave us and run away? The meal is almost finished, and the wine hasn't been bought yet. ”

Wen Jie and Du Tianyuan also called Qu Nanxiu, and they all turned off their phones, so they couldn't help but count him down, and then asked, "Li Tangni, do you need to send you?"

"It's so close, no. ”

Wen Jie and Du Tianyuan's girlfriends also signaled to their boyfriends with their eyes, "No".