"Li Tangni, in the future, you will not only be my girlfriend, you will also be my master. ”

"How did I become your master?"

"'Channel'!

"Is that a word? Your math must have been taught by your PE teacher. ”

"Haha, two words, two words. ”

Qu Nanxiu talked about his successful sales experience, and Li Tangni joked with a smile: "Apprenticeship!"

"I'm really sorry!"

"That's right, Confucius is still apprenticed. ”

Qu Nanxiu said with a smile: "Confucius's teacher is a drill, because there is no drill, where does the hole come from?"

"Haha, you, it's not serious. ”

"So what's that for?"

Li Tangni deliberately shook his head and said: "The beginning of etiquette and righteousness lies in the right appearance, the same color, and the right words. ”

Qu Nanxiu was stunned: "What do you mean?"

It means to dress up first, then bow to the teacher, wash your hands, and light cinnabar moles...... Come one by one, hee-hee. ”

Li Tangni said and walked under Qu Nanxiu's nose, as a "master", he pretended to dress up the "disciple", casually picked a pleat and wiped it a few times, and muttered in his mouth: "It's a treasure to be big, this disciple is so tall, he will become stupid and big if he doesn't study." ”

Next, perform the prostration.

In ancient times, students should first kneel on the ground, bow to the throne of Confucius nine times, and then bow to Mr. three times. After worshipping Mr., the student has to give a gift to Mr., which is the "Six Rites Bundle".

What is the "Six Rites of Bondage"?

I have to say that the ancients really knew how to play: celery, which means diligence and studiousness, lotus seeds, which means painstaking education, red beans, which means red luck, red dates, which means early and high school, longan, which means complete merit, and dried and lean pork strips, to express the hearts of disciples.

As soon as Qu Nanxiu heard this, he raised his feet and planned to go out.

Li Tangni grabbed his sleeve: "Why are you going?"

"Buy celery!"

"Hahaha, or forget all the red tape, just bow to 'Master' and it's over. ”

Qu Nanxiu hugged her and smiled at her waist: "How do I feel like a marriage ceremony......?

This reminded Li Tangni of one thing, so he took the opportunity to mention it: "That, I will graduate this year......"

Qu Nanxiu's smile suddenly closed, knowing that she wanted to plan for marriage, and women always wanted to plan as much as possible.

In his eyes, Li Tangni is a princess who has never suffered or suffered, but she is not squeamish.

But if he really marries himself early, life may not be easy, and who can guarantee that the ordinariness of firewood, rice, oil and salt will not soon wear down her passion?

Besides, her own woman, of course, doesn't want her to be wronged, and hopes that when the time comes, she will marry her in style, of course, with her own financial resources and not her family.

Thinking about it this way, no, no, no, it's still early to get married, don't mention it now, I don't have this qualification yet.

But when you say it, you have to protect your manly dignity: "Don't worry, you are already my person anyway, and I didn't say I didn't want you to ......"

Obviously, he was afraid that people would run away, but he pretended to be calm. Qu Nanxiu said this, and he felt panicked.

But Li Tangni didn't give face at all: "I don't promise that I will definitely want you." ”

This is a good thing to say, I don't know how many wolves are staring at Li Tangni, the little white rabbit! Speaking of the little white rabbit, I couldn't help but look at her again, and then secretly relieved myself in my heart and said: The widow has a disease, the widow has a disease......

"Mencius: King Hui of Liang", King Qi Xuan said: "The widow is sick, and the widow is lustful." ”

King Qi Xuan said that he had a problem, that is, he loved women, and Qu Nanxiu hurriedly took it over at the moment to block it.

Suddenly, it occurred to me that every time I went to Professor Luo's place, I would conduct various tests on my brain on the spot, in case I happened to use my crooked brain, such as thinking about Li Tangni from head to toe, would Professor Luo know?

After thinking about it again, hey know that Professor Luo is also a man, and he is a person from the past, so he may not be much more innocent than I thought.

said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, and Professor Luo called.

Qu Nanxiu picked it up in front of Li Tangni and said, "Oh, Xiao Zhao, I'm in a hurry to go to the toilet, and I'll call you later." ”

When Luo Renyan heard this, he knew that it was inconvenient to answer the phone, so he hung up with understanding.

Then, Qu Nanxiu said to his girlfriend: "It's my colleague Xiao Zhao, maybe the company has something to look for me." I'll go to the toilet first. ”

He didn't want to deceive her, but he regretted the medicine and the secret laboratory, and Professor Luo didn't let him say it.

Fortunately, the professor said that when the regret medicine really came out, there would be no need to keep this secret anymore, and he could tell Li Tangni.

"Xiaoqu, hurry up!"

"What's so urgent?"

Luo Renyan's voice was quite excited, as if he was jumping to his feet with joy: "Regret medicine, the prototype of regret medicine has come out!"

In the background, I seem to hear Sha Sha singing loudly with excitement.

"yes, I'm going to go, Professor, what does it taste like? Is it a little sweet?"

Qu Nanxiu loves sugar.

"Don't be verbose, you'll know when you come!"

Qu Nanxiu felt inexplicably excited, and asked Li Tangni for a "leave", saying that he had something to do to go to the company, so he ran away.

Thinking that the regret medicine that I had waited for so long was about to appear, I was very emotional along the way, but it was a pity that I didn't make much effort in the whole development process.

Because secret laboratories are to be kept secret, they generally cannot eat or drink in them, and even have to be fasted from water and food within an hour before they go, otherwise the excrement will attract reptiles and other creatures, which is easy to leak.

Xiaoqu was a little hungry and wanted to buy something to eat, but she endured it when she thought of it.

At this moment, the secret laboratory was full of joy.

Luo Renyan really didn't break her promise, and regularly bought beautiful clothes for Shao Shao, treating her as a real girl.

Today, probably because there was a happy event in the laboratory, she wore a Chinese red cheongsam, such a beautiful and enchanting figure with a cheongsam with a side slit is really beautiful, and it really amazed Xiaoqu. And she actually sprayed green tea-flavored perfume on her body!

This robot is really against the sky!

Xiaoqu couldn't help but look at the well-held chest, and chanted silently in his heart: "The widow has a disease, the widow has a disease, Amitabha, good and good......"

Luo Renyan seemed to see through his thoughts: "It's even more amazing here!"

He pulled out a small, flat, smooth black object the size of a fingernail.

Qu Nanxiu glanced at it and said, "Isn't this a button?"

Luo Renyan said mysteriously: "No, this is the first generation of regret medicine!"

Qu Nanxiu said as he reached out to take it: "Oh, it really looks like a button, is it delicious?

Luo Renyan hurriedly retracted his hand: "You can't put it in your mouth." ”

"Not for external medicine?"

"Neither. ”

Xiaoqu showed a disappointed look: "Isn't it medicine, medicine should be able to be eaten!"

Shake interjected: "There is a method of word-making called 'huiyi', which is to use two or more independent characters to synthesize a new character according to the relationship between meanings. The traditional Chinese character '薬' (medicine) is to add a 'grass' prefix to the word 'music'. People will not be happy when they are sick, they will only be happy if they eat 'grass', and the grass here means vegetables. Eating more vegetables when we are sick is the life experience of our ancestors summed up in millions of years of survival experience, and these experiences are integrated into the creation of Chinese characters. The traditional Chinese word 'medicine' means to relieve illness and restore happiness, and it is good to achieve this goal, who stipulates that medicine must be eaten?"

Luo Renyan nodded on the side: "I just said on the phone, this is just a prototype, and the traits will definitely change in the future." As long as the effect can be achieved, it doesn't really matter what the appearance is. And I don't rule out the possibility that I will eventually make it into pills. But now, it's just a directional current emitter. ”

Qu Nanxiu was dumbfounded when he heard it, and he suddenly had an idea: Shake is so good at breaking the paste, if she is asked to write novels in the future, how far will it go?

Luo Renyan continued: "The principle, as I told you before, is to use it to stimulate the temporal lobe in the human brain to achieve the purpose of intervening in memory and reducing painful memory. ”

Qu Nanxiu looked at the inconspicuous little black "button" in Luo Renyan's palm, who would have thought that it was a new invention that might shock the world in the future?

Luo Renyan beckoned to the hesitant Xiaoqu and sat in a soft chair with a supported head, trying to find a suitable place to fix the black "button" on him. Try it and try it, just take a clip and pin it to the collar. Now everything is in the groping stage.

"Tell me, what do you regret?"

Qu Nanxiu's first thought was nothing else, but Hong Ye. Because this thing is relatively close, and it has the greatest impact on him, and the most damage.

He regretted not going to see Hong Ye more, not drinking liquor with him earlier, and sending him warm clothes, so that he died without dignity, when he died, on a cold day, his ankles were still exposed......

Every time I think about this, I feel that my eyes are pantothenic, my heart hurts abnormally, and I need to drink some alcohol to slowly calm down.

Luo Renyan said: "Okay, Xiaoqu, you treat me as a psychological counselor now, if there is anything unpleasant, you say it, try to describe the time, place, people and reasons for regret, as well as the degree of impact on life, 1 is very light, 10 is very far-reaching, 1 to 10 you give a score." ”

Qu Nanxiu described in detail the process of acquaintance and intersection with Hong Ye, and then scored a 6 very conservatively.

Luo Renyan returned to his computer after listening, and there was a white wall in front of Xiaoqu.

Soon, Qu Nanxiu, who was sitting in a comfortable soft chair, heard soft music in his ears, which seemed to be a lullaby without lyrics for a little baby. At the same time, there seemed to be a gentle breeze blowing in his face, which made him feel very relaxed after a hard day.

The tempo of the music became slower and slower, slower and slower, the sound became quieter and quieter, and Xiaoqu's eyelids began to fight, and finally he simply closed his eyes and fell asleep.

There was a faint electric current passing through the "button", but he couldn't feel it at all.

Luo Renyan carried out a fine operation on his book for thirty minutes, and he almost didn't dare to blink during the whole process, and he didn't even know that the sweat was dripping down.

Finally, he leaned back in his chair, took a long breath, and left the workbench and walked over to Xiaoqu, waiting for him to wake up.