Chapter 7 A middle-aged man named Black
In Dongxi District, inside Lao Wang's Internet café, there is a huge thing of about 300 pounds, with a fat head and big ears, wearing a big red pants underneath, full of fat, and a big belly, and the tattoo of Zhong Kui on the chest is so weird, he admires the films on the computer screen with relish.
With Zhong Kui on his back, he has his own majesty, which is clear to Li Mad, but the old fat man, Zhong Kui, is actually in the chest, which makes Li Crazy very incomprehensible.
In the whole Internet café, the smoke is enigmatic, and the shouting and scolding can be heard everywhere, Li Crazy and his party walked into the Internet café of the old fat man, there is a small bed next to the old fat man, and there is a pack of hard Chinese on the table, and the three brothers each smoke one, and they smoke it in an instant, and then Xiaotian amplifies the sound of the stereo, and the cry of J love and rain comes out"... Yes.... Ya Yan... Butterfly.. Ya Yan: Butterfly...!" The eyes of the people around him turned around.
"You three little rabbits, can you not come like this every time" The old fat man looked dissatisfied.
Yilong casually handed the old fat man on the first floor, "Don't bother with that stupid roe deer", and took out a small card from his pocket, "Smack!" slapped on the table, and Yilong continued to speak, "Don't say that you don't pay attention to being a brother!"
At this moment, Li Mad took a few steps back, lowered his body and slowly squatted down, slowly moving the ginseng soaked in a large barrel of mineral water bottle, which was as big as a hand bowl, and he didn't know how many hundred years it was. After taking two big sips, Li Mad wiped the liquor from the corner of his mouth and enjoyed it.
"I'm old, you three little bunnies still make fun of me, don't you!" The old fat man was a little helpless, Li Crazy went up to the old fat man on the first floor, Yilong took a few steps back, looked at the liquor in the mineral water bottle, swallowed his saliva, and drank it.
Li Mad hurriedly spoke: "Just your body, don't shout all day long, I see how many you can fly in one night!"
"Hahaha!" The old fat man laughed a few times wildly, and twitched hard, "I don't know if you're careful? Don't fucking drink it all for Lao Tzu, give Lao Tzu a mouthful, madman!"
When the old fat man said this, Li Mad was a little embarrassed, to be honest, he was old, and he was teased by his brothers for three days, thinking of this, Li Mad smiled.
"Brother does things clearly, don't you believe it?"
The old fat man glanced at Xiaotian again, "His brothers have drunk, you are still stunned, is it possible that you want to get in and perform, perform." ”
"Haha!" Xiaotian laughed out loud and pointed to the computer screen casually, "It's so exciting, one didn't hold back and fell into a trance, one day, if you die, you have to keep it for me, I'll keep it for my son in the future." ”
To be honest, the old fat man is not an ordinary care for Li Crazy, and if he wants to change someone else, he has already followed the call, talking and laughing, and after a while, the old fat man is a little impatient, and he scolds the street in his heart.
"Don't be blind bb, 44, 46, 47, sit down, I've been driving for you little rabbits for half a day, wasting Lao Tzu's electricity bill all day long. ”
"What's the matter with No. 45, why can you keep it and still grow money, old fatty. Li laughed madly.
The old fat man looked helpless, and thought for a while, "That's reserved for the dead, it's too unlucky for you to sit." ”
The third brother had a cold war, and then thought that the old fat man had never deceived himself, and he didn't ask anymore, next to the corner, Li Crazy No. 44, this brother No. 46, No. 47.
There were some old-faced people in the Internet café who obviously knew the third brother, and they all laughed when they sat down.
"I'm not afraid of the old fat man with a knife, I'm afraid of the shameless madman!"
"Haha!"
Hearing these old faces say this, Li Mad hurriedly stood up, "Okay, a few old brothers, don't bury me!"
Li Mad opened his mouth, while taking out the old fat man's hard China from his pocket, and began to make cigarettes, these people didn't say anything polite to Li Mad either, they all smoked one, lit and spit smoke rings, and looked like the old society.
As soon as Li Mad sat down in his place, the eyes of the two brothers turned to him, "You diamond, we are bronze five, and we can't be ranked, madman, you can open it first." ”
This brother will also be real, Li Mad breathed a sigh of relief, clicked on the League of Legends and started fighting.
In a blink of an eye, it was twelve o'clock, Li Mad was also a little tired, stretched his waist, and at this moment, another man came to Li Ma's, about thirty years old, with gold wire glasses, a white and tender face, and a tattered textbook in his hand.
"Smack!" With a thud, the man's textbook was dropped on the computer desk No. 45, and he sat down.
Li Mad thought to himself, "Gross!" It's a sound, this is a person or a ghost, the old fat man has never deceived himself, thinking of this, Li Mad looked entangled, and still said, "Dude, you are a human or a ghost!"
The man subconsciously glanced at the old fat man, the old fat man smiled, and casually threw over a bottle of cold beer, he raised his hand and then opened it and drank it.
"Call me, black, let's go!" and pointed to the League of Legends on the screen with his hand, "Do you want to open a sentence?"
"Grass!" Li Mad scolded the street on the spot, this old fat man of dog days.
"Call me a madman, come on. ”
"Black" nodded, at this moment, these two brothers, holding their brains, opened their eyes wide, "Can ghosts run to the sun to fight League of Legends these years?"
"Black" looked calm, and was also a little helpless, "You two together, do you have a sentence, I diamond." ”
Xiaotian "Alas!" sighed, "Bronze five, fight ghosts." ”
There was a hint of a smile on the corner of Yilong's mouth, "Come on, come on, come on a game." ”
Is the bronze five and diamond ranked, thinking of this, Li Mad wanted to speak, but Xiao Tian interrupted from the side.
"Brother, Bronze Five is not ashamed, isn't there a brother to accompany you, let's not join in the fun, okay, Lao Tie!"
"Hahaha!" Yilong laughed a few times, "Brother, it's not that my brother doesn't accompany you in the bronze five, you smile and laugh at my sister-in-law just borrowed me the number of a transcendent master." ”
Yilong's face was beaming, and Xiaotian "Fuck!" It's just a sound, stunned, these words went directly to Xiaotianxinkan, and he didn't say anything.
To be honest, Li Mad was scared in his heart, still afraid, this diamond was finally up to the point that the bronze five would definitely drop tonight, "Hei" looked at Li Mad with a tangled face, and smiled at him.
"Don't worry, it's just five bronze, if it falls, it's off, isn't the most important thing for a few brothers to play games together is to be happy, Lao Tie. ”
Li Crazy nodded, and Yilong also began to be on the number.
At one o'clock in the morning, three rounds were opened, and he couldn't wait for twenty to surrender, and he was pushed by the enemy to explode the big crystal, Li Mad gritted his teeth, "black" looked calm, Yilong, a stupid roe deer, used a nurse to fight the wild, out of six murderous cheap, thinking of this, Li Mad spread his hands, and twitched hard.
Li Mad glanced at Yilong, "!" scolded, Xiaotian screen was facing Yilong, there was a piece in it, and the headphones were directly on Yilong's ears.
"Alas!" Li Mad was really convinced, and "Hei" patted Li Mad on the shoulder.
"The most important thing is to have fun playing games!"
"Black" looked at this brother three so funny, recalling, it used to seem to be like this, it was really innocent at that time, every day except for the League of Legends is a girl, thinking of this, "Black" laughed, and the smile on his face was like a child.
At this moment, the old faces glanced at Li Mad, "Do you think your computer is very stuck, madman?" ”
Li Mad pointed at Xiaotian with his hand, and in an instant, these old faces understood, smiled, and did not speak, concentrating on the game, but there were still a few new faces yelling.
"Old fat man, why is my computer so stuck!"
"That's right, did anyone watch the film? ”
The old fat man was lying on the bed and fell asleep, and when he heard someone shouting, he suddenly woke up, holding something in his hand, back and forth, walking, and when he arrived at the little queen, the old fat man stopped, and the expression on his face was so scary.
Li Crazy's hard Chinese pump was thrown onto Xiao Tian's keyboard, Xiao Tian picked it up with his hand and lit it, and pulled it up, Li Crazy shook his head at him, "Are you afraid of Xia Xue?" ”
As soon as Li Mad asked this, Xiaotian was immediately happy.
"I, Wang Xiaotian, don't know what to be afraid of when I'm so old, let alone one Xia Xue, even if two Xia Xue Lao Tzu comes, I'm not afraid of it, I can't even beat my grandfather!"
Li Crazy laughed, looked like he wanted to say something, and shook his head at him again.
"I don't know about beating your grandfather, but are you afraid of the old fat man with a knife?"