As the saying goes, how wide your heart is, how big your stage is, in layman's terms, how fat your guts are, how beautiful the girls you can sleep with, and Chen Guangda has seen a lot of cattle people when he goes south and north, and there are people who cut their butts and eat a bite, but he still feels that he has seen too little today, and it turns out that there are really people who can take their lives as child's play.

Before it gets dark, the bonfire party is already in the warm preparations, two top BOSE stereos have been dragged out, connected to the inverter can work through the battery, but this is nothing, a group of wanderers actually have their own small band, a few people can't wait to practice with musical instruments, and even a Mai Ba grabbed the microphone and began to howl desperately, and the bamboo forest next to the earthquake was trembling.

"I said, how do I feel like I'm going to be killed by them......"

Chu Yu is like a rural old aunt, squatting stupidly on the grass with her eyes straight, next to her is Chen Guangda, who is also holding his legs in a daze, this group of people is heartless and lungless, even Chu Yu can't stand it, Wang Dafu grabbed his ass and said sluggishly: "They are spies sent by living corpses, aren't they waiting for living corpses to come to dinner!"

"Why don't we run, and you don't chase me, okay......"

Chu Yu swallowed saliva with a pale face, if she continued like this, she might not have died in Chen Guangda's hands, and she would have to eat the living corpse as a feast, but Li Cunyou happened to stride over at this time, and Chen Guangda hurriedly asked: "If you do this, aren't you afraid of recruiting the living corpse?"

"We've been doing this for two days now, and there aren't many living corpses around here......"

Li Cunyou laughed nonchalantly, and even changed into swimsuits directly and started swimming, several young boys and girls also jumped into the pond and began to play in the water, Chen Guangda and the others were already completely speechless, but Wang Dafu suddenly pointed to the opposite side of the pond and said excitedly: "Look! There are also people who engage in body art, I just ask you if you are convinced now?" haha~"

"I'm convinced! I'm ......."

Chen Guangda nodded helplessly, there were a few drawing boards set up on the opposite shore, a white-bearded old man was painting with a few students, and a slender beauty was generously stripped of her essence, holding a piece of white yarn in her hand and looking up at the sky, the white yarn blown by the wind with the rippling pond was really a beautiful scene, as if everything in heaven and earth had become pure.

"What a white ass......"

Chen Guangda snorted very unconsciously, a layman like him naturally can't appreciate elegant art, in addition to other people's legs is people's buttocks, he can't appreciate a trace of art at all, who knows that an old aunt turned around, and actually said with disdain: "It's really vulgar, this is art! Hmph~"

"Cut~ What kind of art, it's to trick the little girl into taking off her clothes under the banner of art, and those who engage in body art are all stinky hooligans......"

Chu Yu also pursed his lips with disdain, but Chen Guangda suddenly found that the hot-skinned model became more and more familiar the more he looked at it, and after a closer look, it was actually Wang Xi who called Xia Fei away, but before he could wipe the saliva from his mouth, Xia Fei actually came out and began to boldly untie his clothes, he immediately jumped up and shouted: "Xia Dayan! If you dare to take it off, Lao Tzu will break your legs!"

"What's your name, I'll take off ......"

Xia Fei glared at him angrily, took off her coat and smashed it on the ground, but she didn't dare to take off the clothes inside, and sat back on the pony next to her with a pout, but the white-bearded old man looked at Chen Guangda in surprise, and actually walked over directly with a pipe in his mouth, and said with a smile: "Young man, your thinking is too conservative, we must know how to dedicate ourselves to art, and we must keep a trace of fire for art!"

"What you said is light, why don't you call your wife out and take it off......"

Chen Guangda glared at each other with an unhappy face, the more he looked at this guy, the more he looked like an old hooligan, but the level of the gangsters was higher than him, and he could play hooligans openly, but the old man smiled, pointed at him with a pipe and smiled: "If I call my lover out to be a model, do you dare to dedicate yourself to art?"

"As long as your wife dares to take it off, I will dare to take it off, who is afraid of whom......"

Chen Guangda shook his legs indifferently, even if the old man's lover was an old woman, he would fight, but who knew that the old man suddenly pointed to the other side and smiled: "My wife died a few years ago, but now I have a year-old love, Wang Xi is my current lover, so my lover has long been taken off, you should also fulfill your promise!"

"Damn, you cheat me......"

Chen Guangda looked at the old man in shock, he didn't expect Wang Xi's taste to be so heavy, but the old man shook his head and smiled: "Mr. Lu Xun once said that when some people see short sleeves, they immediately think of white arms, immediately think of ** body, and immediately think of surnames! The irony is that those who are sanctimonious on the surface, but in fact have three wrong views, but in the blink of an eye it has been a hundred years since the feudal society, should our thinking be changed, or be more pure?"

"Sir, I think you're very good at speaking, but can you keep a pair of panties......?"

Chen Guangda looked at the old man crookedly, but the old man laughed and walked towards the other side without saying anything, but Chen Guangda saw that several old aunts all showed a look of disdain, and he had no choice but to walk over, and the old man immediately applauded and said: "This handsome young man is willing to dedicate himself to art, please applaud and welcome!"

"Phew~ shameless! If you don't take it off for me, you actually run to take it off ......"

Xia Fei glanced at Chen Guangda angrily, Chen Guangda's old face had already turned red, but the students' eyes were really, very pure, Wang Xi's figure was definitely hot and attractive, but there were no distracting thoughts in the eyes of several boys, and others did not come to watch obscenely, Chen Guangda suddenly felt that his thoughts were indeed too dirty.

"There is only a thin line between art and color, it depends on how you face it, but please believe me, as long as you can look at this art correctly, you will stand on a new level......"

The white-bearded old man took a puff of his pipe lightly, and looked at Chen Guangda very sincerely, at this time, even Wang Xi generously came up and pulled him and said: "You don't need to be reluctant for the first time, just take it off to the extent that you can accept it, many people here have modeled for us, Chief Tian and Li Cunyou are our models, and when it's over, you will find that this is really a spiritual baptism!"

"I don't know if it's baptism or not, but I'm just a layman, and when I take off my pants, I will definitely look foreign, and it's not good to scare a few students......"

Chen Guangda suddenly shook his head with a wry smile, then walked to a drawing board and picked up a paintbrush and said: "I very much agree with retaining a trace of fire for art, but art alone is not enough to eat, and when you arrive at the resettlement camp, you will find that this world has a cruelty that you can't imagine, so I still teach you some useful things, so that you can live to continue the greatness of art!"

"You don't have to be presumptuous, survival is also an art, everyone welcomes our new lecturer......"

The old man directly took the lead in applauding, and the others also stood up and applauded enthusiastically, and Chen Guangda picked up the paintbrush and said: "Let's tell you about the more common mutated living corpses, first of all, it is a kind of thing called Bloody Mary, and some people call them witches, this kind of living corpse must be very angry when they die, most of them are drowned in polluted water, and they will spit out words and trick you to get close to them!"

"And this kind of thing? You're not kidding......"

Li Cunyou suddenly climbed up from the water and looked at Chen Guangda very suspiciously, but Chen Guangda rolled his eyes and said: "You can ask questions, but don't question what the teacher said, I have seen more living corpses than you have walked, but since you don't believe in the existence of this kind of thing, then you should have seen a living jumping corpse covered with scales, it basically looks like this, I will teach you how to kill it now!"

"We've seen it, we call it a predator, and my brother eats it......"

A girl screamed in horror, but she didn't expect Chen Guangda to recognize it after a few casual strokes, but Li Cunyou hurriedly stepped forward and said: "I want to ask, this kind of thing is the culprit who destroyed our camp, there were three of them at that time, but the bullets couldn't kill them at all, what can you do to kill them?"

"Little classmate, don't be so anxious, if I can't kill it, what will I say......"

Chen Guangda pointed at her angrily, and suddenly pulled open his clothes, directly revealing the dragon scale armor made of jumping corpse scales, everyone immediately gasped, looking at Chen Guangda's eyes was the same as looking at a dragon slaying warrior, but Chen Guangda said triumphantly: "If you have the opportunity to meet a jumping corpse, I will peel off its skin and make you one!"

"You... You say, I won't interrupt you......"

Li Cunyou nodded with an earthy face, and the jumping corpse obviously left an indelible impression on her, and Chen Guangda began to talk while drawing, but he passed on his experience to them without reservation, and after a while, he was surrounded by people in three circles and three circles outside, and even their leader Tian Qingyun moved a bench to listen to the lecture.

"Oh my God, there are so many living corpses......"

Li Cunyou covered his mouth and was almost shocked, almost everyone came over at this time, even Chu Yu was forcibly brought over, but the little ladies actually listened very seriously, as if they were thinking about their way out after escaping, but Wang Xi, who had already put on his clothes, said: "You tell us about the resettlement camp, how is the control of ** now?"

"Whoever is the boss is the ......"

Chen Guangda suddenly lit a cigarette, looked around at everyone and sneered, and directly talked about what he had seen and heard in the resettlement camp, and then said: "Power is a very terrible thing, and now power is like a beast that breaks free from the cage, life and death depend on the joy and anger of the leader, and the streets are also selling children and even buying themselves, can you imagine that the big stars who were once high in the sky took the initiative to sleep with you for a bag of rice?"

"Impossible! I think you're exaggerating, there are still more good people and fewer bad people in this world, and the survivors we met along the way were all very good, and everyone was helping each other......"

Wang Xi shook his head almost without hesitation, and the others also showed a look of disagreement, but Chen Guangda shrugged his shoulders and said: "Then let's wait and see, I hope you won't be too disappointed at that time, but I still hope that you can meet a good leader, just like our mine town is very good!"

"Okay, let's stop here, maybe what you say is true, but we still believe that what you said about the Golden City is just a special case, and it can't be full of bad people......

Li Cunyou hurriedly stepped forward to interrupt Chen Guangda's lecture, Chen Guangda also put down his paintbrush very happily, but he still said loudly: "No matter whether the resettlement camp you encounter in the future is good or bad, there is a truth that will never change, no idlers will be raised in vain anywhere, and people who do not have a skill will definitely be eliminated, and you will not even ask for food when the time comes!"