46. Jinmen cross talk (middle)
Although there were not many people present, the two people on the stage spoke very hard.
The joke is an old joke, but it has obviously been improved, it can be regarded as a new wine in an old bottle, but Guo Degang and Yu Qian's performances are also very good, the only small flaw is that although the joke has been improved, there is still a gap compared with the mature version of the old Guo in the future.
"Why is this article different from what I heard in Kyoto? Shu Chang asked Xiang Nie Wei.
"Yo he, you're still listening to cross talk in Kyoto. Nie Wei was a little surprised, originally thought that this girl was just interested in entering this teahouse today, but she didn't expect to hear her ask like this, obviously belonging to a frequent visitor to this kind of place.
Hearing Nie Wei say this, Shu Chang immediately retorted: "Don't underestimate people, there is a teahouse near my house, and there are people who talk about cross talk, I have not only heard of "Article Meeting", but also "Dream of the Western Expedition", "Wife and Child", ......"
"That's a lot. Listening to Shu Chang casually say the names of so many cross talk jokes, Nie Wei couldn't help but give a thumbs up, and the little girl's proud eyebrows flew at the moment.
"Brother, you haven't answered me why what he said is different from what I heard. Shu Chang was proud for a while, thought of the original question again, and hurriedly asked.
Not to mention, although Nie Wei doesn't know much about the art of cross talk, he really understands the problem of Shu Chang, and looking at Lin Yifei on the side, he is also curious, and Nie Wei explained immediately.
"You can't just look at the name of the cross talk joke, this thing is like the name of the word brand, although the routine is the same, but the content is not the same. ”
"It's 'old wine in a new bottle'. Shu Chang's comprehension is obviously good, Nie Wei just said the beginning, she figured it out.
Nie Wei was also very satisfied with the little girl's comprehension, but looking at Lin Yifei on the side, she was still a little confused, so she continued to explain: "Take this "Article Club" as an example, although the creator cannot be examined, but the original version should have been born in the late Qing Dynasty, and the content was a satire of the eight-share system at that time, but now? Lin Yifei, please think about it seriously. ”
"Now the eight-share system is long gone, so that paragraph is not in line with the current situation, right?" Lin Yifei first frowned and used his brain, and soon grasped the key point, and immediately replied happily.
"That's right, exactly. Nie Wei also gave Lin Yifei a thumbs up, and then concluded: "In fact, this art also pays attention to keeping pace with the times, and the content of cross talk jokes is mostly satirical to the dark side of the current society, which needs to be combined with the times. ”
"Brother, what you said is so good!" Shu Chang was also quite emotional after hearing this, although she was young, she had been in this industry for the longest time among the three people here, and her experience of Nie Wei's words was undoubtedly the most profound.
Although Lin Yifei is still a little ignorant, the difference between arts and crafts is still clear, maybe as she walks deeper and deeper here, her understanding of Nie Wei's words today will become deeper and deeper.
Guo Degang and Yu Qian on the kung fu stage where the three of them chatted have already finished telling a joke and stepped down, which is quite a pity for Shu Chang, after all, it is a completely different "Article Meeting", and the chubby bald head is really good, it is indeed a pity that I didn't hear it.
Looking at Shu Chang's regretful look, Nie Wei couldn't help but smile and asked, "You like to listen to new jokes so much?"
"yes, it's a pity I didn't hear it all, it's really funny in front. Shu Chang replied regretfully.
"Why don't I write a joke and see if I can let them play it?" Looking at Shu Chang's regretful face, Nie Wei suddenly felt that he could do something, and it just so happened that there was a complete cross talk joke in his memory, which was also from Mr. Guo who went down just now, so it was better to write it now to make his sister laugh.
"Brother, do you still write cross talk jokes?" Shu Chang exclaimed in surprise, and Lin Yifei on the side also looked at Nie Wei curiously.
"Don't you underestimate people. Nie Wei returned what Shu Chang said just now, and then asked the waiter for a pen and paper, and immediately lay down on the table and wrote.
"Don't peek, it's boring to listen to it after watching it for a while. Nie Weiwei had to guard against excessive curiosity while writing, but Lin Yifei was quite patient and waited on the side.
"If you don't read it, you don't read it, and if you write it, they will say yes. After Nie Wei threatened to peek again and stop writing, Shu Chang had no choice but to sit back in his seat angrily, but he still didn't forget to put down a cruel sentence, obviously dissatisfied with Nie Wei, who wrote a joke and was mysterious.
Nie Wei just smiled at this, Quan Dang didn't hear it, he was quite confident in this paragraph in his pen anyway, he was afraid that the time was too short, and the two would not agree.
To say that there are really a lot of classic jokes of Lao Guo and Lao Yu in the future, but there are some Nie Wei who don't know the creation time at all, so although he remembers the content, he can't write it.
So after choosing, Nie Wei still decided to write a paragraph that he grasped by himself, that is, he clearly knew the time, called "My Life".
The reason why it is clear is because this paragraph is a new joke, and the first performance was at the Spring Festival Gala of a certain satellite TV, and then it became Lao Guo's must-have program.
Although the paragraph is only less than 4,000 words, Nie Wei is handwritten after all, this speed is completely the same as the computer codeword, the number of words that can be completed in half an hour on the computer, write it down by hand, Nie Wei took more than an hour, and this was completed under the premise that Nie Wei deliberately accelerated the speed.
And when Nie Wei raised his head after finishing, a wry smile suddenly appeared on his face.
The reason is very simple, the two little girls in front of them, Shu Chang and Lin Yifei, have obviously forgotten about his writing jokes, the two of them are very happy to eat melon seeds and peanuts, and the little tea has been continued, not to mention being amused by the cross talk actors on the stage, not to mention enjoying it more.
What made him even more angry was that there was less than half an hour left before the end of the performance at this moment, even if Guo Degang and Yu Qian were willing to take this joke, but let alone acting for such a little time, it was a question of whether he could remember it, and Nie Wei's efforts seemed destined to be in vain.
"Forget it, it's better to treat it as a favor. Nie Wei, who accepted his fate, inscribed a gift on the last page of this paragraph, claiming to be a cross talk enthusiast Nie Wei, and then called the waiter over and handed the paragraph directly to him.
"I gave it to Mr. Guo and Mr. Yu, help me send it to the backstage and hand it over to them personally. Nie Wei handed over the joke and the consumption of two hundred yuan to the waiter, and the other party nodded understandingly, patting his chest to ensure that it would be delivered.
"Brother, why did you give him your joke?" Shu Chang paid attention to Nie Wei's small movements on the side, and immediately asked.
"Hehe, today is my underestimation, I will have a chance in the future, I will definitely let you know that your brother is not only good at acting, but also an excellent joker. ”
"Haha, I'll see. Shu Chang joked with a smile.
With the end of the show on stage, this time the cross talk show also ended, of course, those who want to drink tea can continue to sit, but there is no show to watch.
Nie Wei, Shu Chang and Lin Yifei came for cross talk, and they naturally wanted to leave after the show ended, not to mention that the tea and melon seeds didn't care if they were full, everyone was hungry after a morning of shopping, so they just went out to find a good place to eat.
But just as the three of them were about to step out of the door of the teahouse, they were suddenly stopped.
"Is it Mr. Nie Wei in front, wait a minute, wait. ”
The voice sounded a little familiar, Nie Wei subconsciously turned his head, and saw a bald fat man trotting towards him.
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