Hai Pig Chapter 117 The Black Bear Is a Candle Dragon's Men?

Big Bear: I'm a very poor detective, what's wrong.

KP: Just then a mediocre-looking German man walked in (Sherlock Holmes photo)

YUYI-chan: It's called mediocre looks.

KP: Butler at this time

YUYI: NO, SHOULDN'T YOU DESCRIBE WHAT I WAS WEARING? I was wearing a corduroy Norfolk jacket and a Chesterfield coat. Hahaha

KP: This is a mediocre-looking German man wearing a corduroy Norfolk jacket and an expensive Chesterfield coat. Pushing a flat suitcase, he also carried a precious Western sword encrusted with precious stones on the side. (Picture)

YUYI: Yes, hahahaha!

Otaku: There are two beepping thieves, and this is what you do.

(Everyone laughs)

YUYI: Then I'm going to have a nice chat with the butler.

KP: Can you let the housekeeper speak first?

YUYI: Uh-huh!

Steward Levin: Hello, dear sir, can I look at your invitation? I'm sorry!

YUYI: Okay, mine is for him.

Steward Levine: Hello, Dear Mr. Mary Sue. We were already able to get on the bus.

Kotaku: Shouldn't a man be called Jack Sue?

YUYI: No, I still have to talk to the housekeeper, for example, it's really cold today.

KP: Then you have to say something! The butler is about to take you away, and you still have to say hello.

COC Tips: Unpopular skills --- words, in most cases, the skill of coc running group is not so important, but it is still quite important in some special plots, of course, you can also understand it as a mouth cannon. So an example of a discourse: unused is when you say to a girl you like, "I like that you want to sleep with you!", after using the discourse, "I have always dreamed of being able to meet the first ray of sunshine with you every day for the rest of my life, and then I always get up in the morning and close the curtains so that you can squint for a second longer." Seeing you sleeping slightly, maybe this is double my happiness!"

YUYI: Roll the dice, 35/94 failed

KP: The butler was about to tell the driver to drive when you suddenly interrupted the butler rudely. Then he started talking about the weather and horoscopes, and had a full hiccups. The butler thinks you're a psychopath, but she's ignoring you out of politeness.

Steward Levine: Mr. Mary Sue, I'd better go and arrange a car for you first!

KP: The butler is out and you can start introducing yourself.

Big Bear: Wait a minute, can you please let me get my clothes back first?

KP: Your clothes are washed, then they are dried, and when they are dry, they will be given to you. Now let's vote for a D100 and see who starts to introduce themselves first.

Okuma 100, Yuyi-chan 59, Kotaku 75

Big Bear: Hello everyone, I'm an Italian police detective, I'm here because of the sincere invitation of my dear Master Kenny, I'm mainly here to fulfill the old man's wishes, and of course I don't care about any big commissions.

KP: You don't care?

(Everyone laughs)

Big Bear: I also care a little bit, as you can see, detectives really don't make a lot of money, so I'm going to do it for the commission too.

Kotaku: I'm a big cow, an ordinary Italian gangster, and I declare in advance that I have no hostility towards you. Of course, I also like to make money in harmony, after all, everyone earns money and helps each other. But I'm the one who hates stabbing people in the back, and I won't do it, and I hope you won't either. After all, we are all friends in the face of interests.

Yuyi: It's my turn, hello everyone, I'm a rookie detective who has been practicing for two and a half years, hahahaha

(Laughter)

Yuyi: My hobbies are singing, dancing and rapping.

Kotaku: What about basketball?

KP: Did you know him before? How did you know he played basketball?

Kotaku: We don't have a clown at the entrance of the Colosseum. Singing and dancing while playing basketball, that basketball

Big Bear: Hit one out of twenty-three?

KP: Okay, let them introduce themselves!

Yuyi: I like my old sow very much, but he's already in his old age. I received this commission and intended to give it to the old sow Gelgo cemetery.

KP: So you're a detective who has been practicing alone for two and a half years?

(Laughter)

Yuyi: I want to activate my skill stealth.

KP: No, you don't need to sneak now, that's when the butler walks in.

Steward Levine: Sir, the car is ready, please come with me.

Change the scene of the car and the road

KP: When you come out, you see a Wraith Phantom parked outside with a driver sitting on it.

Steward Levine: Dear sir, Ivan, the chauffeur, is a reliable lad who will take you to the old mansion without any problems, and I will need to wait here for other guests.

Big Bear: This name makes me feel like I'm going to explode at any time!

YUYI: I want to use skills!

Kotaku: He shouldn't be called Ivan, he should be called Joseph. (Joseph Picture)

BIG BEAR: JOJO DIO!!

KP: That's when Ivan came out and spoke to you in unfamiliar English.

Kotaku: it! (Speeches have a local image)

Big Bear: What the hell!(0)

YUYI: Zo Baa!(0)

KP: I'll translate him into Chinese.

Kotaku: Ouch! You're saying that!(0)

KP:。。。。。。。。。

Ivan: Gentlemen, welcome here, I'll take you to the castle!

Yuyi: I'm going to use my skills to stealth.

KP: Why are you sneaking when you want to get in the car? Are you running with the car?

Yuyi: Oh!

(Laughter)

Yuyi: Then I'm going to use psychology.

KP: I don't know what you're doing with psychology, but you'd better make a decision!

YUYI: Roll the dice, psychology judges 40/75 failure

KP: Mr. Mary Sue suddenly made a strange move, which made Ivan instantly think that you were a little strange.

Ivan: My English is not good, so do you think it's a little strange for me to speak?

KP: At this time, Ivan seems to have inadvertently popped up a few words, and yuyi and Big Bear have a Slovenian judgment.

Yuyi rolls the dice, and the Slovenian verdict is 15/21 successful. Big Bear rolls the dice, and the Slovenian verdict is 41/95 a big loss.

KP: Yuyi heard that this Slovenian was a curse, so yuyi, what did you learn in Slovenian at 21?

KP: Would you like to talk to him in Slovenian?

YUYI: Do you want to spray with him?

(Everyone laughs)

KP: Okay, what are you going to say to the driver?

YUYI:CNM!

Driver Ivan: I'm sorry! I'm sorry! I'm sorry, sir, I didn't know you knew you could speak Slovenian, but I don't blame me, you say yes, no. Who knew you were coming from abroad and you could speak Slovenian, which is a small language in itself, but it's great that you can speak it! Oh and forgot to mention, I haven't left this town since I was a kid and don't speak English, so I'm sorry again.

KP: Ivan's driver is set to stumble a few words when he speaks English, and Slovenian is a chatterbox.

YUYI: What kind of magical setting is this?

Kotaku: He used to drive a taxi, right?

Da Xiong: Gan! Old Beijing driver, right?

Driver Ivan: Gentlemen, actually. I have a small question, although I also know that I shouldn't say it, but I can't help it if I don't say it, and I said that you must not be angry. You said that we are also a warm-hearted, if you say it and collide with you, it is not good, if you offend you, don't care, no one has been to the old house for a long time, why did you suddenly come, you are friends of the master? The old man's relatives don't seem to have any relatives, but I don't know if it's a young master or a young lady, and I can't find it. It can't be the illegitimate son of the old man, right? Then I don't know, the old mansion really hasn't received new guests, let me wait early this morning, and don't say who to pick up, who is making a fuss? Do you say yes? It's weird, it's not that I'm weird, and now the old house is getting weirder and weirder. It's strange that the people of the Sbinu family have been suffering from all kinds of problems, don't you say?

(Applause!!)

YUYI: Is this rap? Then I'm going to use psychology.

KP: It's freestyle, so let's make a psychological decision!

YUYI: Why are there so many D100s? Roll the dice, psychology judges that it is 40/40 difficult to succeed.

Big Bear: I'm going to listen.