439 [Nuclear Bomb Polishing]

(PS1: The previous chapter forgot to dilute Song Weiyang's personal shares, which has been revised.) PS2: Lee Jung-hyun's "Wow" and "Ali Ali" are confused, please ignore it, just as "Ali Ali" has come out in advance. )

The term "Hallyu" is derived from the game of Go, which refers specifically to the Korean style of chess, and sometimes refers to Korean players in general.

In November this year, the first China-Korea song party was held in the CCTV studio, and Chinese singers were beaten by Korean singers in all directions, and the brisk and energetic Korean music style quickly conquered Chinese teenagers.

Coupled with the previously popular Korean drama, the Beijing reporter quoted the term "Korean Wave" in the Go world, which was immediately responded to by the national media, and even the Korean media followed along with the "Korean Wave".

Lee Jung-hyun did not appear at this year's China-Korea Song Festival, but China's audio-visual pirates heard the wind and took only half a month to make a pirated record of K-pop songs, and Lee Jung-hyun and his songs were particularly popular.

This year is just the beginning, and next year's Sino-Korean song meeting is the main thing. At that time, Li Zhenxian exploded when he appeared, first causing a sensation at the performance scene, and then causing a sensation across the country with the broadcast of the show. In the streets and alleys, radio stations, Li Zhenxian's songs are played everywhere, and even the school wall newspaper will post Li Zhenxian's photo.

Lee Jung-hyun has become the originator of the Korean Wave, and has become the supreme goddess in the hearts of countless Chinese teenagers.

"Doudou, who is this female singer?" asked Lin Zhuoyun.

Doudou sang and danced for several minutes, panting and saying, "Li Zhenxian." Auntie, you are so outdated, you don't even know Li Zhenxian. ”

Lin Zhuoyun said: "It's too noisy, it's more comfortable to listen to Wang Fei's songs." ”

"It's called dance music, it's cool to sing and dance at the same time," Doudou put his tail finger in front of his lips, "See this action, tail finger microphone, super handsome! Many students in our class, both male and female, like Li Zhenxian very much." ”

Li Zhenxian, of course Song Weiyang knows, people still sing to retreat from thieves.

Many years later, Lee Jung-hyun told in a Korean variety show that when she encountered a bandit while performing in China, the whole car was so scared that she stood up and sang a song to scare the thief away.

Although this remark was ridiculed by netizens as a stalk similar to tea eggs, judging from China's local security at the beginning of the 21st century, it is very likely that it really happened. Li Zhenxian should not have encountered a bandit, but a Chinese road blocker, as soon as those road tyrants heard Li Zhenxian sing Korean songs, in order to avoid causing international disputes, they naturally had to retreat despite the difficulties, otherwise they would definitely be strictly investigated by the public security organs to the end.

"I won't tell you, I still have to practice singing and dancing, and perform at the school's New Year's Day party. "Doudou is very busy.

Lin Zhuoyun smiled: "Do you know what she sings?"

"I don't understand, just follow along anyway. Doudou squatted half-leg into a horse step, holding a fan to cover his face, and began to writhe with the prelude of the song.

Lin Zhuoyun didn't bother to care about her, ran back to the study to log in to the website, and suddenly exclaimed: "Wow, dear, come and see." I have more than 100 comments on this article, which was only published this morning. ”

Song Weiyang walked over and took a look, and immediately smiled: "More than 100 comments are also so excited, you are a little bit of a pursuit." ”

"What do you know? In less than ten hours after it was published, there were more than 100 comments, which means that I am going to be popular!" Lin Zhuoyun happily browsed each book review.

Lin Zhuoyun wrote a novella this time, the kind of twenty or thirty thousand words, which was still published under the banyan tree.

Song Weiyang also logged on to the website, searched for Lin Zhuoyun and looked at it, and a breath of literary and petty bourgeoisie came to his face. He logged on to QQ again, clicked on the avatar of Ning God of Wealth and sent a message: "Lao Ning, give my girlfriend a homepage link, the book is called "The Summer of the Huangpu River". ”

Ning Caishen probably searched for books, and replied after a few minutes: "Zhuo Yiran is your girlfriend? ”

After about 20 minutes, Lin Zhuoyun, who was browsing the website, suddenly said in surprise: "Honey, mine is on the homepage!"

"Awesome. Song Weiyang said with a smile.

Lin Zhuoyun kept refreshing the webpage, and couldn't help but say: "There are more and more comments, and readers like it very much." Come and see this comment, it was written by Ning Caishen, he said that my words are desolate and gorgeous, strange and cold, and there is a flavor of Zhang Ailing when you read it. ”

Song Weiyang gave a thumbs up: "Ning Caishen is very tasteful!"

Lin Zhuoyun smiled like a little fox stealing chickens, she used to write poetry and prose, and the first time she wrote a novella, she was recognized, and the whole person was immersed in excitement and joy.

Song Weiyang reopened QQ: "Lao Ning, thank you, I have time to eat together." ”

"Which of us is with whom, if you want to be really grateful to me, hurry up and update "The Three-Body Problem". At this speed, it is estimated that after the end of the second part of "The Three-Body Problem", my son will be able to play soy sauce. Ning Caishen replied.

Song Weiyang said: "You have to have a girlfriend first." ”

Ning Caishen: "Get out!"

Song Weiyang has two QQ numbers, mainly the No. 1 internal test QQ is too popular, and he usually uses ordinary QQ numbers to chat with netizens. Until now, Ning Caishen doesn't know Song Weiyang's true identity, he only knows that he is the author of "The Three-Body Problem", "Zenith Star Man", and he has to chat a few words on the Internet from time to time.

Three months ago, Ning Caishen lost all his family property in the securities market, so he took advantage of his fame for writing articles on the Internet and his previous work experience to go to Banyan Tree as the director of operations.

Lin Zhuoyun is still immersed in happiness, she seriously replies to every reader's comment, although online writing can't make a penny, but she is more motivated than working in a magazine.

Song Weiyang clicked into the Sohu forum with nothing to do, and the most popular post was discussing the Sino-US bilateral agreement on China's accession to the WTO, and a large group of netizens were speculating about when China would join the WTO. Netizens have already quarreled, not only arguing over when they will be able to join the WTO, but even saying that after joining the WTO, China's national industry and commerce will quickly collapse.

The quarrel on the Internet was too discordant, all kinds of dirty words, Song Weiyang decided to stop this situation, he used the ID of the "Zenith Starman" to open another post: "Professional maintenance of nuclear submarines, reactors, nuclear warhead refurbishment, polishing, waxing, recycling second-hand aircraft carriers, cleaning aircraft carrier oil tanks, space shuttle maintenance and replacement of three filters, high-altitude work to clean satellite surface dust, wholesale J-8, F22, B2 bombers, all kinds of nuclear warheads, large quantities are preferred, there are invoices, delivery within three months, free maintenance and aircraft rearview mirrors for two years." Another new batch of wild Ultraman, pure natural pollution-free, want to buy as soon as possible!Contact (QQ): 10101. ”

After two minutes of refreshing, the post has exploded, with more than 200 replies at once.

"Hahaha, this guy is so interesting. ”

"It's so talented, I'm going to copy it to the chat room and pretend to be forced. ”

"Excuse me, do you have a Transformer here? I want to buy a bumblebee. ”

"There are still invoices, do you want to laugh at me?"

"Zenith, go back and update the Three-Body Problem!"

"Destroy the tyranny of the earth, and the victory belongs to the Trisolarans!"

"Wild Ultraman has parasites, do you have a domestic Ultraman here?"

"Madara is a fool!"

"Do you support online shopping in this business? I only buy things on 8848. ”

“……”

Lin Zhuoyun came over at some point, and suddenly laughed: "What kind of posts did you post, and you also polished and waxed the nuclear bomb, hahahahahaha!"

Song Weiyang turned off QQ casually, and said with a serious expression: "Calm, basic operation." ”

In just a few days, the content of this post spread all over the Internet, and there were business development advertisements for recycling second-hand aircraft carriers everywhere. There are also some students who are so idle that they copy the posts by hand for a few points, post them everywhere on campus, and leave their QQ numbers in a hurry.

The ID of "Zenith Starman" now not only represents the author of "The Three-Body Problem", but also represents a generation of Internet celebrities who can speak witty words.