Chapter 909: Taking His Wife to the Rivers and Lakes
"Who are you......"
Chen Guangda was shocked and took a big step backwards inexplicably, looking at several familiar and strange women in disbelief, except for Ke Wen, Li Niannian and Liu Sha present, the remaining three little ladies were almost unrecognizable, and he could only vaguely find some shadows on their faces.
"Who do you say we are, of course it's your wife, you just touched it and asked......"
It seems that Xia Fei shouted proudly, but although the camouflage of human skin on her face has been torn off, except for her eyes that are still big and bright, the whole face has actually turned into a melon seed face, and the originally thin lips have become a lot plumper, and even the shape of the eyebrows and the bridge of the nose have completely changed, just like a different person.
"How did you get like this, go to South Korea for plastic surgery......"
Chen Guangda shouted anxiously, it wasn't just Xia Dayan who had changed, Yan Qing and Li Damei seemed to have opened the corners of their eyes, their big watery eyes were almost catching up with the big-eyed girl, and the chins of the three women were sharpened, although they still looked beautiful and moving, but in his eyes they were like monsters.
"Are you stupid, you just came back from South Korea, what are we going to Korea......"
Xia Dayan seemed to be very pleased with his new shape, twisted his waist and began to scratch his head, and Li Damei also deliberately straightened his crisp breasts, Chen Guangda subconsciously stared at it, and immediately shouted: "What are you doing with your breasts so big, you are not too cumbersome?"
"Dog calf! The old lady didn't want you to be cool when she got so big, but you got up with a dog biting Lu Dongbin......"
Li Damei stepped forward and kicked him angrily, but Chen Guangda shouted anxiously: "You guys are beautiful enough, I like you like what you used to be, you guys are like ghosts one by one now, three people with three Internet celebrity faces, you want to scare me to death, right?"
"Cut~ It's not for you to have a facelift, what are you anxious about......"
Yan Qing sat on the sofa quite disdainfully, directly opened the red wine and poured half a glass for herself, and then shook the red wine glass and said lightly: "You now say that the good thing is to save the world outside, and if you say that it is ugly, you just can't bear the loneliness, and you seek excitement outside all day long, just the experience of the past few years is worth it in your life, so we also want to enrich our lives!"
"Daughters-in-law, what the hell are you trying to do like this......
Chen Guangda looked at the three women without tears, but Ke Wen, who was the most stable, sat down and said softly: "Before asking this, you should first touch your conscience and ask, what do you think of them, their generous three daughters serve a husband, but it's better for you to throw them away in the mining town, don't ask, are you *** or looking for a wife?"
"Well, Sister Wen's words hit the nail on the head, cultural people speak at a level ......"
Xia Dayan gave a thumbs up very happily, but Chen Guangda said inexplicably: "Of course I'm looking for a wife, but you don't know what I'm doing, I can't take you out on an adventure, I'm not going out to enjoy the mountains and rivers!"
"Jacky Cheung once said that you can go to the rivers and lakes with your wife, why can't you take us to ......"
Xia Dayan slapped the table and jumped up again, Yan Qing stared at him with a frosty face and said: "Don't forget who accompanied you to break out of Sujing, Li Tingyu is not much better than us, but you haven't taken her all the way, why can't you take us with you, are you afraid that we will ruin your good deeds, right?"
"Fart! When did Lao Tzu become romantic, I didn't look for a girl this time, I don't believe you go and ask Li Tingyu, did I find a woman......
Chen Guang shouted in a hurry, but Li Damei suddenly shook out a piece of paper and read: "On the night of entering the scrap yard, Chen Guangda spent the night with two Korean ladies, and then spent the night with a domestic woman Li Zhiyan, and on the way to escape, he had sex with two foreign women one after another, and he also forcibly kissed Li Tingyu in public, and wanted to forcibly have a relationship but was refused!"
"Nima !!"
The hair on Chen Guang's head stood up in an instant, his old face was angry, and Li Tingyu's treacherous face appeared in his head, but Yan Qing sneered and said: "What else do you want to say, you have actually developed to the point of ***, how are you?"
"You still have the face to be angry......"
Li Damei angrily slapped the paper on his chest, pointed at his nose and scolded: "Didn't we satisfy you, did we accept your money, didn't we give you the posture you wanted, or think that our tricks are not enough and not exciting enough, you didn't forget the romance on the way to escape, I don't think you have a few of us in your eyes, right?"
"What the hell do you want to do......"
Chen Guangda squatted on the ground dejectedly, knowing that the quarrel could not be noisy with a few of them, the three of them plus a piece of horizontal and vertical six mouths, even if it was reasonable, it was not clear, but Li Damei hugged her arms and sneered: "We don't want to do anything, we just want to officially inform you that a few of us are going to the northwest!"
"What are you kidding, you guys went to the Great Northwest to find death......"
Chen Guangda jumped up from the ground with a "pout", his anxious old face turned pale, and Queen Ke said thoughtfully: "Don't scare him anymore, look at his face is scared to you, just tell him the truth, anyway, it's going to be said!"
"Hmph~ spare you once, big pervert ......"
Xia Fei kicked him angrily, turned around and sat next to Yan Qing, but Yan Qing looked directly at Chen Guangda and said: "Presumably you already know about Zhu Fei, don't ask us how we know, in addition to Xiaowei and the coffin bearer in the northwest, we also planted people who don't even know about you, and we got the news on the day of Zhu Fei's accident!"
"What does this have to do with you going to the Great Northwest......
Chen Guangda looked at them in confusion, but Yan Qing followed up and said: "It seems that the news you got is not comprehensive enough, do you know why Zhu Fei assassinated the king of the northwest, because the Northwest Army has two nuclear bombs in its hands, one of which has been aimed at our mine town, so Zhu Fei has to save us!"
"What? They're going to bomb the mine town with a nuclear bomb......"
Chen Guangda's eyes turned red with anger all of a sudden, and Yan Qing nodded and said: "You have already learned how crazy the Salvation Sect is, you don't use nuclear bombs doesn't mean they won't, they have been holding back just to wait for you to come back and catch them all again, so as soon as the news of your big victory in South Korea came out, Zhu Fei had to take action!"
"Then how could Zhu Fei fail, was he arrested or injured and missing......
Chen Guangda looked at her anxiously, but Yan Qing shook his head and said: "I don't know! We only know that Zhu Fei had assassinated the King of the Northwest a long time ago, but he failed and was injured the first time, and it is said that the King of the Northwest personally injured him, so Zhu Fei changed his appearance and lurked around him, and he didn't attack again until recently, but he still failed!"
"Could it be that the King of the Northwest is a mutant......"
Chen Guangda muttered suspiciously, but Yan Qing followed up and said: "Whether he is a mutant or not, the nuclear bomb in his hand is a huge threat to us, even if you also bring back a few nuclear bombs this time, it is difficult to guarantee that they will be mad, so we only have two options now, the first is to strike first!"
"No, we must not use nuclear bombs in our own country, otherwise we will be sinners for the ages......"
Chen Guangda waved his hand without hesitation, but Yan Qing said without surprise: "I knew you would say that, so we only have one last way to choose, find the location where the nuclear bomb is stored and manually dismantle it, and then start a full-scale war with the Northwest Army, they don't have nuclear weapons, we can let it go, we are stronger than them now!"
"Yes, this is a feasible ......"
Chen Guangda immediately nodded in agreement and said: "Our nuclear bombs are on two submarines, and we can take out one and put it on land, even if they want to find it, they can't find it, and when the news spreads, they won't dare to act rashly, then we will have enough time to destroy their nuclear bombs!"
"There's another thing I don't know if you've heard......"
Yan Qing continued: "The Northwest Army has not only created a large number of mutants, they also seem to have mastered a method of controlling mutant living corpses, it is said that they can control hundreds of heads at a time, and the spies we sent have sacrificed a lot, but until now we have not figured out where their nuclear bombs are, and they are searching for Cong Xiaowei everywhere!"
"Listen to what you mean......"
Chen Guang looked at them hesitantly, Yan Qing really sneered and said: "We actually don't want to take this risk, Da Mei has almost no adventure experience, but who told us to stand up with you, a wild dog who has no home, if you promise us not to go to the northwest, we will live with you at home with peace of mind!"
"I ......"
Chen Guang opened his mouth but couldn't speak, these women of his knew him too well, and they almost guessed what he was thinking, and Yan Qing smiled bitterly: "Don't get entangled here, your best brother has an accident in the northwest, and Xiaowei was forced to hide in Tibet, even if we tie you up at home, you will escape through the window!"
"But you can't go out on an adventure with me, when the matter of the Great Northwest is resolved, I will definitely accompany you at home......"
Chen Guangda took a step forward quite anxiously, but Yan Qing got up and helped him straighten his collar, and said: "The Great Northwest is not South Korea or Northeast China, the enemy there is unprecedentedly strong, even Zhu Fei has failed one after another, you will definitely die this time, so instead of staying at home and being afraid, it is better to go with you to break through, even if you die, you can die together, right?"
"Of course not! Xia Dayan still has a little self-preservation ability, you are also a half-ass, Damei has no experience at all, how can we take care of you all go......"
Chen Guangda shouted impatiently, but Xia Dayan jumped up and said arrogantly: "Who needs you to take care of it, aunt and grandmother, I have always relied on myself for so many years, and we have already arranged it, you and your coffin bearer all the way, we and my Daxia Gang all the way, everyone does not interfere with each other, maybe you will have to rely on us then!"
"Alas~"
Chen Guangda sat on the ground with a butt, these three little ladies were more stubborn than the other, once the matter was decided, even nine cows would not be able to pull it back, let alone sell his face as a wild teddy.