024 [Black Humor]

Another week passed.

Shenzhen Stock Exchange.

Compared with the desertion when Song Weiyang first arrived in Shencheng, the Shenzhen Stock Exchange at this moment fell into madness again.

In the midst of green, a certain stock has been in the red for two days, and in the absence of a daily limit system, it has risen by nearly 50%.

"It's up, it's gone up again!"

"Don't make a move yet, you can go up at least 8 points!"

"It's so bullish, I knew I would have shot yesterday. ”

“……”

Inside the big house, Zheng Xuehong and Chen Tao were nervous, and all their net worth had been pressed.

"It's time to sell. Zheng Xuehong said.

"Well," Song ordered the trader, "every 10 minutes, sell 30,000 shares, and now you can start." ”

The trader reminded: "Sir, it is a bit of a loss to sell now, and this stock is unlikely to fall." ”

"Sell it, and take it when you see it. Song Weiyang said.

The trader immediately started to operate, and an hour passed, and all 160,000 shares of Song Weiyang and the three were sold, making a net profit of 1.03 million yuan.

Song Weiyang, who was wearing a wig and a beard, immediately left the Shenzhen Stock Exchange with Zheng Xuehong and Chen Tao, who were also dressed in disguise, and went straight to the post office - after sending money, he could leave the Special Administrative Region.

In these years, it is extremely troublesome to transfer money from one place to another, and you have to go to the post office to send the remittance slip first, and the recipient will get the remittance slip before withdrawing the money.

After filling out the remittance form, Zheng Xuehong said with palpitations: "It's so exciting, I don't dare to come to Shencheng again in my life, for fear of being recognized and killed." ”

"yes, my heart is pounding, I can't sleep for the past two days. Chen Tao said.

Song Weiyang asked, "Do you want to eat a casual meal before leaving?"

Zheng Xuehong said: "For the sake of insurance, I will eat a casual meal when I get to Huadu." ”

Through trophies, lectures, corporate consulting services, and just a harvest in the stock market, the three have now become small billionaires.

Song Weiyang got 1.18 million, Zheng Xuehong got 760,000, and Chen Tao got 290,000.

The one that I just played in the stock market is far bigger than the fake association. If he wasn't afraid of being targeted, Song Weiyang could have found Junan Securities to play leverage, and it was possible to easily make millions of profits.

To be on the safe side, a small fight is fine.

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Let's review Song Weiyang's operations in the stock market -

In the early 90s, China's stock market was still in an irrational and wild state.

Take the Shenzhen Stock Exchange as an example, in the case of the central government's delay in approval, the local government itself will be listed for business. The Shenzhen stock market has been running for more than 4 months before it finally got the approval of the central bank.

Last year, the SAR issued new share warrants, which immediately triggered a frenzy of "millions of shareholders speculating in Shenzhen".

Within two days, Shencheng, which had only 600,000 permanent residents, suddenly poured into 1.6 million shareholders. The price of the ticket from Huadu to the Special Administrative Region has more than tripled in black market. Many more were trapped outside the barbed wire, and local farmers volunteered to lead the way, risking the risk of helping stockholders burrow in dogs to make money.

Due to the need to obtain a subscription certificate with an ID card, sacks of ID cards were sent from all over the country, and the post office outlets in Shenzhen were almost paralyzed.

On the day of the sale, the armed police, special police, and customs were collectively dispatched, wielding stun guns, leather whips, and sticks to maintain order. When queuing, the latter hugged the former's waist and was about to be squeezed out if he didn't pay attention. The clever ones found ropes, and men and women tied ropes around their wrists, and the team was strung together to prevent them from being pushed out of the way, and also to prevent people from cutting in line.

After the madness, some people even set fire to street vehicles to vent their anger because they did not subscribe for new shares.

What is a stock?

Most people don't understand, they just know that you can make money by buying stocks.

In 1992, the stock markets of Shencheng and Shenghai fell into extreme frenzy at the same time, and quickly cooled down within half a year.

By 1993, the stock markets in both places had entered a cold winter, and investors were already scared.

So, Sheng Hai came up with a way to introduce a "catfish" from Shencheng. A tragic takeover war immediately began, and the Shenghai stock market was frenzied again, and the catfish was identified as an "illegal operation", but only paid a fine of 1 million yuan afterwards, and at the same time announced that the acquisition was valid.

Later, a stock commentator said: "The ruling of the Baoyan storm has set the gray tone of China's stock market. Almost everyone understands that this is a Colosseum where the strong come first and the rules come second. ”

What is even more absurd is the "Su Sanshan case", a small official in southern Hunan who was stationed in the special economic zone, embezzled more than 1 million public funds and viciously overdrafted more than 10 million yuan to buy stocks blindly. He unfortunately encountered a big bear market, so he privately engraved his official seal and sent a fax to the newspaper claiming that he had acquired 5.006% of the outstanding shares of "Su Sanshan" (the acquisition of more than 5% of the outstanding shares must be reported to the shareholders). The newspaper published the news without even understanding the situation, which immediately stimulated the depressed stock market, and "Su Sanshan" soared by 40% in one day.

The little official himself didn't expect to succeed, and he didn't have much "Su Sanshan" in his hand, and he only made a profit of 150,000 yuan.

The goods were quickly caught, and the reason for the arrest was even more nonsense.

He actually used the fax machine of the post and telecommunications bureau in his hometown to send false news to the newspaper about the purchase of stocks through his connections. The fax machine model can be judged according to the transmission, and there are only 4 fax machines of that model in the country. The police easily arrested him.

When Song Weiyang read this case, he was simply stupidly cried by this person, and at the same time had to admire his whimsy.

So Song Weiyang made up for the loopholes, and he also played with the gourd to draw a scoop.

Anyway, it's a one-shot deal, everyone is fooled once, and it is impossible to be fooled again in the future. Even if Song Weiyang doesn't do this, that little official will do it in half a year, and it should be to improve the rules and provide lessons for China's stock market.

In the spirit of curing the disease and saving people, Song Weiyang immediately put on a wig, pasted a beard, and spent a high price to use a fax machine at a post and telecommunications office in Shenzhen. He then called the newspaper on a public phone on the street to confirm that the fax had been received.

When you're all set, you can open an account and buy stocks.

So it's crazy, the Shenzhen stock market has been cold for half a year, only a small rise in April, and now it's green again.

As soon as the fake news in the newspaper came out, the stockholders who didn't know what to buy immediately moved, and the securities companies and rich tycoons also added fuel to the fire. The stock rose by 30% on the first day, and by 17% on the second day, and it seems that it will continue to rise, but Song Weiyang chose to stop and run away early.

Absurd, funny, dark humor.

Even if the shareholders are still ignorant, those big newspapers will no longer be stupid, and they will publish false news in the newspapers without understanding the situation.

Years later, when shareholders recalled this incident, they were left with nothing but laughter and infinite nostalgia.

Nostalgic for their youth, nostalgic for the youth of the Chinese stock market, nostalgic for a restless, romantic and wild era.

Another night, Song Weiyang carried his bags, covered the moonlight and drilled through the dog hole, and there was a mess waiting for him at home.