Chapter 315: Flower Bear Spirit

A panda who is not afraid of fire, sits around the bonfire with a group of people, holds a branch on the bear paw to bake on the fire, and knows how to turn the branch from time to time with a thick black thumb, so that the scene that should only exist in cartoons has made the number of online people in the live broadcast room rise all the way.

The live broadcast of an unofficial TV station can reach 40 million online viewers, at first glance, this is obviously bragging, no matter how you think about it, but in connection with the actual situation, first of all, the panda fan aura plus the popularity accumulated by Ji An itself, secondly, after many days of fermentation, the rescue live broadcast has attracted widespread attention, and finally the almost unlimited capacity provided by Beichen Satellite, always stable and clear, comparable to the smooth picture of TV broadcasting, all kinds of factors combined, 40 million online people are no longer a fantasy.

And the real biggest winner this time is not the rescued expedition, nor the Ji'an who makes a lot of rewards, but the Great Wall.

In the primeval forest surrounded by vast mountains, using one GPS signal to accurately find another disappearing GPS signal, regardless of the weather conditions and the number of viewers, the advertising effect of Beichen Satellite is not an exaggeration to describe it as blowing up the sky.

But at this time, Zhuo Jun, who had not yet gotten off work at the Great Wall headquarters, was gritting her teeth, because she felt that the female team doctor was so annoying!

asked Ji An to say that Xu Chunyi is not ugly, her nose, eyebrows, and mouth all meet the aesthetic standards of Chinese men, but the key is not to laugh, when she laughs, her whole face collapses instantly, and her originally beautiful little mouth is immediately pulled into a bloody mouth on both sides, and her eyes are narrowed into a slit, which reminds Ji An of the widow shopkeeper in a certain drama.

Coincidentally, Xu Chunyi is also a native and enthusiastic Guanzhong woman, who is holding her chin at this time, pretending that a sunflower is harassing Ji An.

Ji An turned his head coldly, and almost didn't be startled when he saw such a "bloody mouth" and smiling face.

"Nymphomaniac" chattered about Ji An's household registration, from a few people in the family, to a few acres of land per capita, to a few cows in the field, and then was scolded back by the impatient Ji An, "I don't have any cattle at home, so I have two Pixiu town gates".

Ji An didn't answer, and the "Sunflower" turned to Dayu with a big face, and said, "Ji An, why is Dayu not afraid of fire?"

Last time I went back to find 404, Dayu would bake something to eat on the bonfire, and Ji An was still very scruples at that time and didn't dare to let the audience know. But after the magical peach tree that blooms without saying a word, and the only brown chubby ni with a fur color very different from that of a normal panda, Ji An has found that people have a strong ability to accept novelty, even things that science can't explain.

Of course, there are two limitations to such receptivity.

The first is to ensure that it is harmless to people, and second, it must be cute and cute, funny, or beautiful and good-looking, etc., which can satisfy people's yearning for beautiful things, so that people like it.

These two prerequisites are met, such as the current Dayu, as long as it doesn't play an exaggerated fantasy effect like a panda qigong wave, with its current popularity, probably no matter what outrageous things it does, people can accept it.

Just when Xu Chunyi asked, Ji An planned to take this opportunity to introduce Dayu to everyone, and said: "In fact, not all animals are afraid of fire, just like a fat tiger." He pointed to the little fat man who was sleepy on the floor beside the warm fire.

"There are smart dogs, and there are not smart ones, and the fat tiger who passes the police dog assessment is the most outstanding in the British fight.

Similarly, in the panda world, Dayu's IQ should be ranked first, and sometimes I feel that he can even understand what I say. ”

Ji An walked to the pig's leg on the bonfire, cut off a small piece, strung it on a branch, and sat back down: "Dayu so far, there is no record of attacking people, get along with it, just remember one thing, don't touch it, it doesn't like others to touch." If there is anything you can discuss with it, I can't be sure if it can understand human speech, but like a dog, through body language, it can understand the meaning, just like this......"

Ji An handed the branch with the pork leg meat to Dayu, pointed to the bonfire, and then pointed to the barbecue on the branch, and said, "Do me a favor, roast it for me." ”

Dayu took it with another vacant bear paw and stretched it out to the fire.

"Look, this guy shouldn't be too smart. Ji An said.

Xu Chunyi suddenly "poofed" and convulsed, her whole face broke down with laughter, her mouth looked more and more bloody, and her laughter trembled. Ji An was snorting here, Dayu took the barbecue that was almost roasted and smelled from the fire, raised his nose and sniffed, probably felt that it tasted good, and opened his mouth to chew it.

Ji An turned around and hurriedly grabbed it: "What are you doing! That's mine!"

Dayu blocked Ji An with his broad back, stepped up to steal food, bit it down, and immediately spit it out again, it was hot.

Ji An retreated, and said helplessly: "I don't want to rob you, you eat slowly, blow it cold first and then take a bite." ”

The big bear turned back in confusion and looked at Ji An, who made a blowing motion and pointed to the barbecue. Dayu understood, turned to the barbecue, puffed up his cheeks and blow.

A panda is blowing the hot barbecue, and the 11 people around look at Dayu's appearance, and the corners of their mouths can't help but rise, and in the live broadcast room, the dense floating rewards also confirm the audience's attitude at this time.

Of course, those who ridiculed and ridiculed Ji An were indispensable: "Little brother, you are the king of beasts, and you were robbed of food by a panda?"

"The majesty of the Beastmaster is gone. ”

"It's such a weak two-legged beast, even a panda can't grab it. ”

Ji An tried to save his dignity: "This guy is definitely a master, I suggest that the relevant departments arrest him back and slice it for study." ”

"Get out! I see who dares to cut Dayu!"

"The old lady is going to sharpen the kitchen knife, which one who doesn't have long eyes dares to move Dayu, the old lady cuts him to death!"

"Which department catches Dayu, which department will burn at night when labor and management go to burn. ”

"Even if it's really good, we like it. ”

"Little brother, don't you want Dayu? Kneel and beg to give it to me, okay?"

"Rob me, rob me, rob me, I'm willing to give all the food to Dayu. ”

Ji An was very satisfied with the audience's reaction, and after thinking about it, he didn't forget to keep a tail: "Such a smart guy, I don't know if there is one." ”

"Little brother, go to the mountains to find it. ”

"There must still be!"

"Spider spirits, fox spirits, mandrill spirits, wahahaha, interesting and interesting, a group of demons gathered. ”

"Then where is Tang Seng?"

"Isn't this two-legged beast in front of you?"

Observer: "That makes sense! No wonder I get greedy every time I see my brother." ”

"Hahaha, little brother, you go and shave your head, find a white horse, and go into the mountains for a walk, maybe you can really catch a spider spirit." ”

Ji An didn't speak, his eyes turned to Dayu, who took a bite of the barbecue and blew two breaths, and under the light of the fire, he unconsciously smiled. All kinds of temptations, the results are satisfactory to him, and after tonight, this flower bear spirit will open a new chapter in the bear's life.

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