Chapter 444: Dissolution
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With the intelligence of a gorilla, you can definitely learn to play a game of picking up balls, but with the intelligence of a gorilla, it is too wasteful to only play a game of picking up balls.
So, Ji An and Tatu first played and threw balls at each other, and soon, Little Hairy Child and Fat Tiger joined in, and Fat Tiger was responsible for picking up the ball that Little Mao Child dropped on the ground.
Three monkeys and a fat dog played together, and complained in the live broadcast room
"Little brother, how boring you must be. ”
"Is it fun to throw a ball around?"
"It's not a wild livestream, it's a kindergarten livestream. ”
"Nonsense, the children will still play with lost handkerchiefs, okay?"
Ji An: "There's no way, I also want to play with the lost handkerchief, but there are too few people to play." ”
"I'll go, anchor, do you really want to teach gorillas to play with lost handkerchiefs?"
"Hahaha, I'm afraid I'm going to fight. ”
"This is interesting, you might as well wait for more gorillas in the future, teach them to fight each other, and you will be the referee. ”
"Go aside, don't listen to their nonsense, I think it's good. ”
"Mmmm, it's so quiet, hahaha, Tatu is smiling so happily. ”
was playing, Ji An saw Maca wandering outside the enclosure, and said to the live broadcast room: "Pause first, I'll deal with something." ”
Ignoring the audience's objections, the wayward anchor pinched the live broadcast, picked up the backpack in the enclosure, and walked out.
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Enclosure doorway
"What? I figured it out? I squatted on the ground with my head in my hands, and I promised not to hit you in the face. "The female rascal is not good-looking.
Ji An: "Don't even think about it, except for my future wife's washboard, no one can make me squat on the ground with my head in my hands."
Wait a minute, don't be impulsive, I can't beat you, but, I'm going to run, it's not so easy for you to catch up with me, next to the mountain, unless you're better than Mia after you go in.
It's better to be like this, I hung you from a tree last time and didn't call someone, which is not my fault, and I didn't know it would rain suddenly.
So, as a peace, I'll give you the same good thing, how about writing off the previous thing?"
Maca glanced at Ji An, didn't make a statement, and said, "What's it, you take it out first." ”
Then, Ji An took out a wig from his backpack.
Maca laughed at the time, not because she likes wigs, she has it herself, when she first went to school outside, she brought wigs almost every day, so that she would not be regarded as an outlier by her classmates, but when she went back to Veronga for the summer vacation, she didn't need it, so she didn't bring it back.
Maca was smiling at the style of the wig, the fluffy mushroom exploding head of fried chicken, she had never worn such a flamboyant and eye-catching wig outside.
"Why are you giving me a wig? I can't wear it. "Maca Dao.
In fact, the two did not have a deep hatred, the reason was that one was unconvinced, the other was unconvinced, Ji An saw that the female hooligan softened his attitude, and beat the snake with the stick: "Why can't you wear it? Who stipulated it?"
Maca: "The law says that the fangs of the Panthers are not allowed to have hair. ”
"Fangs, it's so ugly, why don't you call it Huya?" Ji An complained, and then said: "But you don't have hair, you are just wearing a wig, it is not a violation of the law, right?"
Maca: "Wigs don't work either. ”
"That's unreasonable, can't a wig be hair? If you can wear Little Red Riding Hood, why can't you wear a wig? Is there any difference between a wig and a hat?"
This guy can't do anything else, but he is very good at taking advantage of the loopholes of the rules, picking up the rules one by one, and after the chaos of Hutou Mountain, he single-handedly overturned the Bull Demon King, and has rich experience in actual combat l fighting l fighting l fighting.
When he said this, he inspired Maca, and after thinking about it, there really seemed to be no difference between a wig and a hat, but she hadn't considered the issue of wigs from this perspective before.
After hesitating for a moment, perhaps agreeing with Ji An's crooked reasoning, Maca took the wig, took off the Little Red Riding Hood on her head, and transformed into an explosive mushroom head.
"Yes, it looks very personal. "Ji An's sycophant, this is an old routine, it doesn't matter if she is really good-looking, with a compliment on conscience, the girls are always happy.
The female hooligan is also a woman, when Ji An turned on the mirror function of the mobile phone, Maca looked at herself from all angles in front of the screen, looked at the side after looking at the front, tilted her head sideways, held a fluffy mushroom wig with her hand, laughed, and said with satisfaction: "Well, it's good." ”
Ji An said generously: "If you like it, I'll give it to you." ”
"Thank you. ”
Ji An: "That...... Things before ......"
Maca glanced at Ji An: "You want to fool around with a wig? ”
Then, Maca said, "However, I don't have to worry about you today. ”
Ji An: "What about tomorrow?"
"Tomorrow's things will be talked about tomorrow, depending on my mood. ”
Ji An sighed: "Okay. "But in my heart, I am stealing fun, this female hooligan is settled, usually said that the autumn queen settles the account, wait and wait, and they forget about it.
"The audience in my live broadcast room is still waiting, do you want to say hello to them?" Ji Andao.
"Okay. ”
The live broadcast started, and the audience saw the mushroom exploding head: "Huh, isn't this Maca?"
"Little brother, have you made peace?"
"I think the little brother got her, right?"
"What just happened? ......?"
"Anchor, beg for video. ”
Xiao Fist jumped out and objected: "Impossible! It's only a few minutes, and with the staying power of the little brother, it will take at least 1 hour." ”
The observation group expressed its experience: "Please, little girl, what about you to make a film? It really takes 1 hour, and you don't know how many times you have cried and fainted." ”
Another member of the observation group: "That's right, half an hour is considered an absolute macho man, and my man's god is clear and water is at this level, but people rely on this profession to eat." ”
Ji An held up his mobile phone and said with a clear conscience again: "Everyone said that it was good, it was very suitable for you." "Anyway, he said it was in Agali, and the audience couldn't understand it.
After listening to this, the corners of Maca's mouth were raised, and she was cheerful to the camera, and said a line that Ji An didn't expect: "Hi, hello." ”
Ji An blinked: "Do you know Chinese?"
Maca: "Yes, there are people in our clan who learn, and one of them is good." ”
Ji An just wanted to ask who it was, and called to cheer for the family together, but Hart ran over: "Ji ...... Maca, you're back with your wig? Take it off quickly, and you'll be there in a while, and you'll be punished if you're seen. ”
Ji An didn't know who the Great Induna was, so Maca shrunk her neck, took off her wig, and put on Little Red Riding Hood.
Hart said to Ji An: "The supplies will arrive soon, I'll go get a few bottles of soy sauce first, you prepare, let's leave for the refugee camp." ”
Not long after, Ji An saw the charter wife again at the door, and there was another middle-aged woman in the same car, wearing a long skirt and also bald.
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