Volume 2 Heroes Attack! Chapter 156: Little Idols
What Qin Lang said about him was naturally a fat man standing not far away, shaking his legs and tilting his head, and constantly digging his nostrils.
This is a good-looking society, the fat man's hair is three points like a human and seven points like a ghost, and he is sloppy and sloppy like a refugee from Africa. Qin Lang's appearance is not particularly outstanding, but he can be regarded as a handsome guy, and although he is dressed simply, he is also very neat.
In contrast, I believe that as long as you are a normal person, you know how to choose.
This time, Lin Shiya was not a little ambiguous, and directly lay on Qin Lang's relatively strong back, without any suspicion between men and women. But a heart beat extremely hard, as if it was about to jump out of the chest.
Growing up, he was the first person to have intimate contact with his own body. Thinking of this, Lin Shiya's face suddenly turned red to the base of her neck.
There was a burst of warmth and softness from her back, but Qin Lang didn't think too much about it, and gently lifted Lin Shiya's buttocks and lifted her on her back steadily.
The beautiful woman on her back trembled visibly, but soon regained her composure.
Qin Lang said to himself as he walked: "You said that you want to run for your life, and you still wear such a long skirt and such high heels, and you are not eaten by zombies, it is considered that your life is big, and your ancestors have accumulated virtue." ”
"I ...... There's no way around it. Lin Shiya looked resentful, and whispered back behind Qin Lang.
"What do you mean there is no way?" Qin Lang raised his eyebrows, and said with hatred: "If I were you, I would have thrown away my high heels, took off my skirt and ran away, look at you, wearing such a long skirt, are you going to run to the moon? I think it is difficult to even walk, and you are still running for your life? Do you have a brain?"
"Ahh......h Isn't that ...... go?"
Qin Lang sneered and said disdainfully: "If you can get your life back, which one do you choose?"
Without waiting for Lin Shiya to answer, Qin Lang said again: "Besides, if you look at Yinchuan City now, even if you strip naked and run naked, no one will necessarily look at you twice." How much is face worth? You, you just have too little experience. ”
"You...... You're stripped naked! This person, speaking is really vulgar, Lin Shiya was immediately angry, and the powder fist gently hammered Qin Lang on the back.
Follow the fat man around an abandoned street, and a dozen zombies in front of him are gnawing happily around a corpse.
"Ahh
"Hey, what's wrong with you, can you say it in advance next time?" Qin Lang's ears were a little painful by her sudden throat, and he couldn't help but scold.
Then he said to the fat man: "I'll hand over these hairs to you, no problem, right? You also saw it, Brother Lang, it's not convenient for me now." ”
"Haha, where are these little minions going to get Brother Lang's turn? Fat man, I'll knock them down in minutes. ”
The fat man lifted his pot lid very coquettishly, and swaggered to the zombie with a rifle. "Click" a bullet loaded, and then "bang", the power of this modified double-barreled rifle can be called terrifying, a shot down, the oncoming four or five zombies as if shelled body suddenly exploded, and the fat man's huge body was also shocked by the strong recoil and slid backwards nearly a meter.
"Refreshing!" is what the fat man likes the most, especially the strong recoil that he enjoys very much.
After two shots, the enemy in front of him has become a pile of rotten meat. The fat man blew the still smoking barrel, shook his hair, and said very pretendedly: "It's done!"
"Let's go. In order to avoid long nights and dreams, Qin Lang strode over.
"Hey, that'...... Can you stop for a moment, I'...... I'm a little ......" Lin Shiya on her back wanted to speak and stopped, and her body twisted unnaturally.
"I said, Miss, what's wrong with you?" Qin Lang's tone was very impatient. Secret Dao: Why is this girl doing so much?
"I ......" Lin Shiya hesitated for a moment, but finally mustered up her courage, blushed, and whispered in a decibel voice that almost only she could hear: "I drank too much in the morning and want to go to the toilet, can I ......?"
"What?" Qin Lang thought there was something wrong with his ears and asked uncertainly.
"I want to go to the toilet!" Lin Shiya bit her lip, her voice couldn't help but raise a few decibels, and her face suddenly blushed so much that she was about to drip water, and at this moment she wanted to get into the crack in the ground.
"In this place?" Qin Lang looked around, his brows twisted into a Sichuan character: "Why don't you bear with it first, and then go up to the place?"
Lin Shiya's tone was very anxious, and she said in a half-pleading and half-threatening tone: "No, I'...... I really can't help it! Quick, let me down, or I'll pee on you!"
If it really is to pee on Lao Tzu, then it will be repaid! Wouldn't it ruin the reputation of a lifetime? When Qin Lang heard this, he hurriedly put her down.
At the beginning, Lin Shiya was still stubborn and wanted to solve it by herself, but her body was unstable without jumping two steps, and she fell to the side with a bang, fortunately Qin Lang's eyes were fast, otherwise this fall would not have knocked her face on the pile of stones on the ground?
"Why don't I hold you up?"
"Okay!"
Despite the reluctance of both of them, there was no other way now.
The fat man's hair is like he has nothing to do with himself from beginning to end, besides, even if he is willing, Lin Shiya still can't look down on it, after all, he is so fat and so ugly. Keep your books in stock
There were no toilets around the street, so in a hurry, Qin Lang had to find her a scrapped car as a cover, and said helplessly: "It's here, I'll give you a lookout, you can solve it quickly." ”
"Huh? in ...... Here?" Lin Shiya's eyes widened, her face full of incredulity.
"Please, miss, this is a special circumstance, can you just do it?" I do know where there are public toilets, but they are at least a few miles away. Are you sure you'll make it to that point?"
"But ......"
Lin Shiya looked embarrassed, and wanted to say something more, but Qin Lang cut off and said: "If you don't want to be the first person in Huaxia Kingdom to be suffocated by urine, just solve it quickly." ”
"That'...... Then you are in front of me to block me, and you are not allowed to eavesdrop! Not to peek!" Lin Shiya raised her pink fist and gave a fierce warning, and finally gritted her teeth and held her skirt with one hand, and pulled Qin Lang's trouser leg with the other, and squatted down with difficulty.
"Don't worry, sir, I'm not interested in you. Qin Lang not only closed his eyes as he spoke, but also deliberately plugged his ears with his fingers.
The familiar sound of water came from behind him, like a dug embankment, coming quickly and violently.
Qin Lang stood at a distance of less than half a meter from her, and his trouser legs were suddenly splashed wet, but thinking that she was also unintentional, it was not easy to have a seizure, so he had to endure and pretend that nothing had happened.
However, this voice, for some reason, suddenly reminded Qin Lang of cheating with Feng Xiaoxiao in the bathroom a few days ago, and Wang Xinnan broke in to pee. Suddenly, my mind was full of thoughts, and my lower abdomen was hot for no reason.
Holy, what's going on?
Amitabha, good and good, don't look at incivility, don't listen to incivility!
Qin Lang hurriedly shook his head, and began to recite the Buddha's name in his heart, dispelling these strange thoughts, and concentrating on being a good shield for Miss Lin Shiya.
The sound of water behind him lasted for about a minute or so, and finally stopped. Before Qin Lang could breathe a sigh of relief, he felt that his trouser legs were being pulled, and then Lin Shiya's weak voice came: "That, you ......"
"Miss, what's wrong with you?" Qin Lang groaned weakly and painfully.
I secretly said in my heart, I must read the yellow calendar when I go out in the future! I met such a superb stupid girl today, and there was no one.
"That...... I'm sorry! I'm ...... I forgot to bring tissues. Do you have any paper with you?"
Girls and boys have different physiological structures, so naturally they can't be like boys who urinate and shake them twice and lift their pants to finish it. However, it is a pity that Qin Lang really doesn't have the habit of carrying paper.
After touching all over his body, he couldn't find anything that worked, Qin Lang suggested: "Why don't you just find something on the ground to deal with?" Or just don't wipe it at all, anyway, others don't know, I've always been tight-lipped and won't go out and talk nonsense. ”
Lin Shiya didn't think about it, and directly refused: "How can it be done!
Mahler, bastard! Do you think you're before the end of the world? Do you want to be so particular?
Qin Lang ran out of tricks, and shrugged his shoulders helplessly, saying that he couldn't help.
Lin Shiya kept shaking Qin Lang's trouser leg like a little girl, and said pitifully: "You just help me think of a way, I'll sing to you when I go back, okay? Really, help!"
"Hey, I'm really convinced, I owe you in my last life. "There was really no way, Qin Lang had to tear off a piece of the shirt he had just changed into today and hand it over.
"Thank you. You're a good guy. This time, Lin Shiya thanked her from the bottom of her heart, and at the same time, she didn't forget to send a good person card to Young Master Qin.
"Okay, come up. Qin Lang glanced at a large puddle of water on the ground, didn't say anything, and squatted down directly.
Lin Shiya has received a good education since she was a child, and when she looked at the messy ground, she couldn't help but say: "Now, are we going to go like this? Isn't it too immoral? You see that I have soiled the ground, isn't it a little too appropriate to just leave? Or find something to cover it up?"
"No, it'll be done in a while. Hurry up, don't ink, can't you see the sun?"
"Oh, okay. ”
The moment he knocked on the door of the residence with Lin Shiya behind his back, Qin Lang obviously felt two fierce murderous auras rushing towards him, and he didn't need to think about it to know where this murderous aura came from.
Feng Xiaoxiao and Wang Xinnan stood at the door of the main hall with their chests crossed like left and right door gods, without any expression on their faces.
As the saying goes, a good person does it to the end and sends the Buddha to the west. If Lin Shiya is thrown down at this time, it seems a little unreasonable.
Qin Lang stubbornly carried Lin Shiya from the door of the house into the main hall, and the short distance of more than ten meters was like crossing a 25,000-mile long march, and he was already sweating profusely. I almost didn't collapse directly on the ground.
"Huh, why do I feel that you are a little ......" Feng Xiaoxiao frowned, looked the woman in front of her up and down, and said with an uncertain expression: "Hmm...... It's a bit like Lin Shiya?"
Lin Shiya raised her dirty little face and smiled miserably: "Yes, you didn't admit your mistake, I should be the Lin Shiya you said......