Chapter 044: I Want to Dig the Foot of the Wall
Speaking of Li Shoucheng, he was finally able to eat a full meal from his friends! He also realized the fashion of young people today: before eating, use a flash to light up the food!
Commonly known as "taking pictures", patting the high-end meals on the table, skillfully opening the album to retouch, looking at it repeatedly and finally feeling perfect, uploading it to the circle of friends, adding a landmark, OK.
Yang Yikun, who had already eaten half of the steak, looked at his dead friend in surprise and did not move: "Why did you become so angry?"
"Isn't that what you said? To learn to show your lifestyle, I also checked it on the Internet, and I just want these looming forced characters - just like when you post on Moments!"
Li Shoucheng is the Tao at that end.
Yang Yikun wiped his mouth with a napkin, put down his fork, took out his mobile phone, thought about it for a while, and deleted all the moments of friends.
"You've learned that I can't be like you people. ”
Yang Yikun put down his phone and continued to eat.
Li Shoucheng felt heartbroken.
If you don't have many resources at the beginning of the novice, you can indeed use the circle of friends to show your life, but many people are easy to rely on it too much - he has even seen a group of theoretically poisoned PUAs, collectively booked a five-star hotel room, and then queued up to take pictures and retouch pictures all day, which is just sick!
Yang Yikun doesn't need to pretend to be forced, he only relies on the high value created by his behavior and speech in reality, which is definitely more real and effective than the photos across the screen.
Of course, he won't stop Lee Shou Sung from showing photos, because people can't change another person...... When you're done eating, check out and leave to visit the pet market.
Life has become better these years, pets have come into people's sight more, Yang Yikun's hometown also has a dog, but it is a pastoral dog that is not taboo, and the girls in the metropolis will definitely not like it, they are all keen on cute and precious.
The dazzling breeds swept over one by one, Yang Yikun wanted to find a small dog, the volume was too big and you couldn't control it if it was naughty, so Erha Golden Retriever skipped it after teasing it through the cage.
"Lao Yang, come and see wow!"
Li Shoucheng ran in front and croaked, obviously finding something good.
Yang Yikun also came up to take a look, hey, good guy! This bull-headed terrier has a small chic appearance with squinting eyes and a long face, and it really looks a little like Brother Honglei!
The two big men were teasing each other across the cage.
Li Shoucheng shook off a sentence: "Look at me, hey brother, are you ripe for this melon?"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
The two men were twitching their shoulders there, and the Red Thunderdog was staring at them, as if they were used to these stupid two-legged monsters.
Li Shoucheng waved his hand: "Come and laugh at the brother!"
Yang Yikun complained: "You and the dog are brothers!"
"Hey, hey, hey!"
Men's Pleasure ...... It's that simple.
The shopkeeper stepped forward with his hands behind his back and also tilted his head to look at it, since he had this dog, he was much more lively here, it was simply a live advertisement.
"Boss, what do you want to see pet dogs? We have all kinds of breeds. ”
Yang Yikun, who was teasing the dog, turned around, "I'll find a small one, which is a gift for people and suitable for girls." ”
"Small dogs, come and I'll show you here, VIPs, butterflies, starlings, white-haired VIPs are noble, and the VIPs with dyed hair and curls are called Teddy......"
The boss is also a talent, and the exit is a joke.
Yang Yikun looked at the yellow-haired VIP and shook his head: "Don't want this product, buy it back all day and day long, it's sad!"
Li Shoucheng laughed strangely on the side, and then glanced at the side and was shocked: "I'll go to the boss! You also have a giant teddy, it's called Hikawa Steel Plate!"
"Ahem, ahem!" The boss couldn't help laughing, "Little brother, don't make trouble!"
"If you laugh to death, you will pay for it!"
Yang Yikun looked at something else, Teddy couldn't ask for it, starlings were ugly and cute, and Corgi was not easy to take care of.
In the end, he decided to start steadily, Du Xinyi used to raise a bichon, so he bought the same one again, and he would definitely not be wrong if he had experience, and he was also insured: "Boss, do you have any girls who don't like return insurance?"
The boss heard this kind of word for the first time, and then thought about it and understood: "If you don't like it within five days, I will give you a refund." ”
"Okay. Yang Yikun stopped being verbose, and grabbed a snow-white velvet neck meat, "It's you, little cutie!"
……
Speaking of Du Xinyi's side.
After some persuasion from her best friend, she slowly got through her stubbornness, and Du Xinyi now wants to know what her boyfriend is thinking.
Because after recovering some logic from the relationship between the two, she does feel that the understanding is still vague.
In the past, she would definitely not have a close relationship with a boy who had only known him for so long, but every time she thought of him, her mind was the happiness and happiness that "they" had experienced together, and the memories were colorful and colorful.
Looking back now, the two of them had been together for less than ten hours! Reason had the upper hand a little, and he began to wonder if he really cared about himself.
(Sometimes the reality is like this, even if you are fully prepared, there will always be various accidents, so flirting with girls, there are no fixed steps and routes, always be flexible.) )
As soon as she thought about it, logic was gradually born!
You know, sensual women are stupid, because they rationalize everything for the person they like, and even if they are bad, as long as they like it, she doesn't care about the shortcomings.
But rational women are terrible, they don't like people, even if the man is already good, even close to perfect, she can still pick out a lot of reasons for her hate!
So a logical straight man who tries to reason with a woman, do you think that reasoning will make her fall in love with you? Sorry, it will only make you defeated by her stronger logic!
Now that Du Xinyi has stepped out of the "perceptual zone", she began to feel that it would not hurt to try. Lin Xiaoling was finally satisfied, because in her eyes, a man whose best friend was so sad and didn't coax him didn't have a good impression of him.
She just wanted Du Xinyi to see the essence of men, and even prepared healing medicine for her: I learned that the goddess was in a bad mood, and there were still many men who wanted to lick her.
Including a friend of hers of the opposite sex, a boy who has always wanted to chase Du Xinyi but to no avail. He is a typical person who is tall, a little handsome, has a matching family condition, and is a dedicated gentleman.
Lin Xiaoling thinks that this kind of man is worthy of a goddess, a man who can coax girls, please them, and take care of them. Like Yang Yikun, who has only one side, in addition to strong social skills, but also has many shortcomings!
So when Du Xinyi adjusted, the existence that always knew his thoughts, but only regarded him as an ordinary friend, appeared next to her - Xiao Haoyu.
He was well-dressed, well-dressed, and looked like an elite young man who had stepped into the society and made small achievements, and got off a white Audi and met with deep concern: "I'm sorry I'm late, Xinyi! I've been busy with the project that my family has been voting for recently, and I only know that so many big things have happened as soon as Xiaoling says it, oh my God! But everything bad will pass, and it will be fine! I will always be by your side!"
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