What does it mean to be a bitch and set up a chaste archway?

Qin Lang felt that these words were no longer enough to describe the old turtle calf in front of him. This old shameless person is completely, asking others to be bitches, and then setting up a chastity archway for himself! Yes, that's it.

Let's ask, a person who can do such a shameless thing, can he be a monk?

Whether others believe it or not, Qin Lang doesn't believe it anyway. If it weren't for his pitifulness, Qin Lang really didn't want to stretch out that sinful right hand.

As soon as his right hand touched the red, watery, and abundant apple, Qin Lang heard a scream like a strange hand suddenly emerging from the crotch of his pants: "It's endless, isn't it? It's addicted to being a thief, isn't it? If the old lady doesn't interrupt your hairy dog leg that kills a thousand knives today, you won't know why the moon is round." ”

Then I saw the orchard gate "squeak" opened, and then a five-short figure with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, a long beard, a bun on his head, and bare feet, at a glance, he couldn't distinguish the gender of the person pinching a yellow lacquered stick, quite a bit of Ah Q's mouth crying mourning stick. The man strode towards Qin Lang.

At this moment, Qin Lang guessed that this hair was coming at him, so he quickly tightened his muscles, took a step back, and pointed to the old monk who had already hidden the apple and said, "Big brother, don't do my business! Really, you have to believe me, I'm a good citizen!"

"Amitabha, good, good!" The old monk was not in a hurry, first chanted a Buddha name, thinking that he would put on a righteous posture of not going to hell and who will go to hell, and then took the initiative to carry the matter down, but what I didn't expect was that this old shameless man actually sank his face, and pointed at Qin Lang bitterly: "This benefactor, you and I have no grievances in the past and no hatred in the near future, why do you want to frame the old man? The old man is a monk, how can he do such shameless deeds? Sin, sin!"

"A man should stand up to the sky and dare to act, it is clear that you stole it, and you still don't admit it, it's really ...... Shameless!"

"Who do you call big brother?" The man didn't seem to listen to what the old monk said, but he was angry at Qin Lang's big brother, and shouted in a sharp voice: "What kind ......of dog eyes do you have? The old lady is inseparable from you. ”

The old monk fanned the yin wind on the side and lit the ghost fire: "Yes, yes, yes! When the old man saw this female benefactor from afar, he felt that the female benefactor was like a goddess of heaven and beautiful things, even that Xizi was not half as good as the female benefactor! This person deliberately made ridiculous and ridiculed words, he must have ill intentions, and he must not be spared! Amitabha, my Buddha is merciful! If it weren't for the kindness of the old man, he would definitely take action to clean up such scum. ”

Uncle Caoni! Qin Lang couldn't wait to kick this stinky and shameless thief monk to death!

"What the master said is extremely true! This kind of pickled and splashed talent, only to fight with strength!" It turns out that everyone loves to listen to sycophants, even the guy in front of him who is not male or female and looks like a gas canister, after listening to the words of this old monk, his eyes suddenly bloomed, and he decided that Qin Lang was the thief with poor conduct, picked up the mourning stick and ran towards Qin Lang.

This old turtle calf is really good at playing! Qin Lang almost exploded in anger, rolled on the spot to avoid the mourning stick of this shemale, and didn't look at the road, he jumped directly into a bamboo forest, and finally got rid of the shemale who was chasing after him, Qin Lang looked around, and then realized that he seemed to be lost.

Under the plane tree not far away, there are several sturdy men with blood-stained gauze wrapped around their bodies and missing arms and legs, and they are fighting around a homemade chessboard at the moment.

Idle is also idle, Qin Lang simply leaned over. Glancing at the chessboard, I couldn't help but shout: "Hey! Go here!

"What kind of thing is just one step to kill?" said the strong man with a displeased face.

"Look at this step, is it called killing? Is it called killing?" Qin Lang pushed the black cannon forward three squares without saying a word, and said proudly: "Look, you look carefully, are you dead or not?"

There is a way to watch chess and not say a true gentleman, but Qin Lang has never admitted that he is a true gentleman. Because in his opinion, it is tiring to be a gentleman, and he has to pretend to be a calf all day long, so it is better to be a real villain, and he can do whatever he wants.

"Yo, boy, who are you? Why haven't I seen you? New here, right? Quite capable! Come on, come on, fight two games with your brother Niu! Whoever loses, who will call the other party three times Grandpa, how?" The strong man slapped the table, shook the chessboard, and said viciously.

"Okay! Although I don't want to have such a big grandson for no reason, but if I don't let you see the chess saint today, you won't know that the sky is high and the earth is thick!" Qin Lang is not a big support, if you want to say anything else, this chess is his strong point, I remember one year I represented the school in the chess competition, and won the second prize! You ask why not the first prize? Who let him eat too many popsicles in the last game, and the person pulled the prostration and abstained directly, otherwise the first place is not to be caught?

Sure enough, the level of this big man and Qin Lang were not on the same level at all, and after a few rounds, he was killed and abandoned his armor, and he was soon forced into a dead end.

"No, let's win two out of three games! I was careless just now, let's do it again." The big man gritted his teeth and set up the chessboard again.

As a result, this time it was even worse, and Qin Lang eliminated him without much effort.

"Mahler, I'm coming, whoever loses, who still calls the other party three times! How about it, dare you?" Seeing that Dahan was not Qin Lang's opponent, someone immediately made up for it.

"Okay, as many of you come, Lao Tzu will follow. M's, Lao Tzu is not afraid of longevity. Qin Lang said confidently.

After an hour, the gang no longer had any desire to fight, and they also found that the young man in front of them was far more skilled in chess than a few of them, and even if they played together, they were not his opponents, and they would not be embarrassed to continue to entangle. The simple big man directly lifted the chessboard and said with an unhappy face: "It's been playing this game all day long, it's boring! It's not interesting at all." ”

"Yes, yes, Brother Niu is right! This thing is for girls, and we are big men who stand up to the sky and the earth, and we don't bother to study this at all! Unlike some people, ......"

"That's it, that is, if you have time to work on this bird thing, it's better to practice more to protect your family and defend the country. ”

M's, to put it bluntly, these people just want to repay their debts. Qin Lang rolled his eyes, and unceremoniously snatched the white sand smoke in front of the big man, lit one by himself, and sprayed the big man with smoke on his face. said: "Chess hone a person's mind. ...... like you Hey, forget it, you don't understand it, that's it. I didn't expect you to be able to talk. ”

"Hmph, although we haven't read any books, we still know how to write the word "willing to gamble and lose"! Grandpa! Grandpa. Okay, right?" The big man took out a crumpled newspaper from his arms, threw it in Qin Lang's face, hugged his arms and sneered: "If you really have the ability, go and sign up for the competition?

Qin Lang picked up the Doomsday Morning Post that had slipped to the ground, and looked at the most conspicuous string of headlines - Miss Lin Shiya, a super popular little diva in China, who will hold a three-day concert tour in the gymnasium of the Yunshan base in the near future. Let her use her beautiful singing voice to heal the wounds after the end times. Lin Shiya's name Qin Lang naturally knew that he had often heard this Nizi's song before. And as a public goddess, to say that anyone has not YY her, it is absolutely a lie.

But Qin Lang is really not a person who loves to chase stars. Signing up for a concert can prove that you have a good future? Qin Lang really couldn't figure out what these people were thinking in their heads, and said helplessly: "It's that simple?"

"Simple?" The big man frowned, his eyes swept around Qin Lang, and he couldn't help but say: "It's not that I'm joking, just like you, on the stage, it is estimated that you will not survive a round!"

On stage? Do you have to go on stage to attend a concert? When did this new rule come out? Qin Lang looked puzzled and said: "Isn't it just listening to and singing a song, I'm going to dry my hair on stage? It's not Lao Tzu singing." ”

"Singing? What nonsense are you talking about? The big man was stunned for a moment, picked up the newspaper suspiciously, and took a look, only to find that the kid in front of him was not concerned about the one he was referring to, so he reluctantly turned the newspaper over, pointed to the big words on it and said, "I'm sorry, you took it backwards." I'm talking about this. ”

Belch...... Qin Lang blushed, touched his head in a daze, and looked at the title that the big man was referring to again, and his pupils suddenly shrank. The blood on his body began to boil.

The order for the collection of martyrs of the Chinese Heroes! A simple eight characters, of which the word "martyr" is written in red with a larger size, which is particularly conspicuous.

Its content is even shorter: Fight for China, die for China!

There are a few more big words underneath: You, willing?

There are not too many bold words, let alone the so-called promise of wealth, just a few dozen words, which make these hot-blooded men excited.

"It's a pity, we are all eliminated people, and we are destined to not be able to win this glory, hey......" The strong man looked bitter, looking at his empty trouser legs, his face was full of regret. The rest of the people shook their heads in unison, most of them were disabled, not to mention taking up arms to defend their families and the country, and even life was difficult to take care of, how to fight?

"Hey, boy, forget it, we don't embarrass you, after all, you're just like us, you're an eliminated person. There's no need to be serious about this. A flat-headed man shook his head, looked at the sky and said, "As a warrior, how I long to be on the battlefield one day. Like Chief Leng, if he dies vigorously, then he is not a man in vain. ”

"Rest assured, there is a chance. Qin Lang said confidently patting his chest. After seeing the transformation techniques of the dwarves of the Wa Kingdom, Qin Lang firmly believed that the Lang Huaxia would never lose to these humble races.

"Come on, come on, let's keep playing chess......! Yes, it's you, standing, not allowed to speak. M than, Lao Tzu killed you guys!"