Chapter 372: Surprised
Good one, don't Bilian Li Lao Dao, thief head, thief face, thief bones!
Seeing that he still didn't admit it, Chen Bushuai screamed: "Thief? You are the thief! I don't care, if you don't compensate me, I'll be over with you!"
was detained a basin on his head for no reason, Li Laodao naturally felt uncomfortable, jumped off the bed with support, and said with a calm face: "Then you are searching! If you can't find it, Dao Ye will talk to you again!"
Chen Bushuai opened his eyes: "Ouch, hey, do you think I don't dare?"
"You come, you come!" Li Lao Dao vowed to seek justice, and directly dragged his black leather suitcase out from under the bed.
In the end, after a long time, Chen Bushuai still didn't find it.
Chen Bushuai's eyes rolled and argued forcefully: "Hmm...... Well, maybe you're hiding somewhere? Anyway, you're a thief! A thief who steals pants with a thousand knives!"
"I'm hiding Nima's balls! You wronged Dao Ye for no reason, and today Dao Ye and you don't share the same sky!" Li Lao Dao was grumpy, and suddenly jumped up, picked up his slippers and threw himself at Chen Bushuai.
Over there, Chen Bushuai insisted that it was a good thing done by Li Laodao, and he was not to be outdone, picking up the socks on the ground that had not been washed for an unknown amount of time, and fighting with him.
In this regard, Feng Xiaoxiao had to shake his head helplessly and turn away.
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It is said that after Chen Sancheng succeeded, he did not return to Lancheng as soon as possible, but first found a club to wash his feet, and found a white-looking master to relax completely, and then went back to report with satisfaction.
In the past few days since Chen Sancheng left, several people set off a zombie storm in Lancheng, and at the fastest speed, they controlled the most densely populated area in Lancheng.
Back at the bar, Lin Li was running errands in the private room, and his voice was so loud that Chen Sancheng's blood was boiling when he heard it, and he couldn't wait to take a shot.
In the end, he resisted the impulse, and after about a cigarette, Lin Li finally pushed open the door and walked out with a satisfied face.
Seeing Chen Sancheng, he nodded at him: "How are things going?"
"With my king of thieves out of the horse, what is not easy to capture?" While speaking, Chen Sancheng threw the iron box at least three or four hundred catties under his feet onto the table.
Chen Sancheng pointed to the box with a smug expression: "It's right here." ”
"Open it and take a look. ”
The moment the box was opened, the smile on Lin Li's face instantly froze.
"Didn't you hear clearly?What do I want??You stole a bunch of broken parts and came back to do fart?" Lin Li pointed to Chen Sancheng's nose and scolded, "Also, what's the use of you telling me these shot puts?
Mom, I actually forgot to take out the shot put, no wonder it's so heavy!
Chen Sancheng patted the back of his head and said patiently: "Don't panic, listen to me." ”
"Ahem, after my careful analysis and calm thinking. Heavenly punishment is in this pile of parts, really, I can swear to God!"
Seeing Chen Sancheng's sworn appearance, Lin Li still looked suspicious: "What do you mean...... They dismantled the guns and hid them in this pile of parts?"
Chen Sancheng hurriedly patted his ass and said: "Clever! Brother Li is Brother Li, a little bit is thorough! I can't hide it, I found this box under the bed, what do you think, what kind of things are usually placed under the bed? It must be valuables!"
"Then how can you be sure that the heavenly punishment is inside?"
"Look at these parts! Have you seen them?" Chen Sancheng grabbed two strange parts and asked rhetorically.
Lin Li shook his head: "No, but what does this mean?"
Yun Shaokun interjected: "Forget it, let's assemble it first, let it show its original form, won't it be over?"
That's the truth.
Several people knew a lot about firearms, so they just did it, and assembled it for a whole afternoon, looking at the sniper rifles in front of them that had been assembled and had already been eliminated, Lin Li's face suddenly turned the color of pig liver.
No one else has seen the punishment of heaven, but he has seen it with his own eyes.
These few rags are not even punished by heaven, not even earthly punishment!
Nothing is enough, there is more than failure! In his anger, he almost kicked Chen Sancheng to death. Seek the magic TXT
went out for a few days, but he came back with a bunch of rotten iron, if such a person didn't beat him, would he be able to grow in the future?
"Uh...... This...... It's possible that I made a mistake. Chen Sancheng naturally realized that he seemed to have messed things up, and he looked embarrassed.
At this moment, he suddenly remembered that he had stolen three boxes, a pair of sexy briefs, and a generation of rice before finding the tin box!
Judging from the appearance of the box, there must be something precious inside.
That bag of rice also has to be about fifty catties, which is quite cost-effective.
As for briefs...... I guess they won't be interested either, just keep it for yourself.
In order to atone for the crime, Chen Sancheng hurriedly took out the box, carefully put it on the table, and said with a flattering face: "Brother Li, there must be something amazing hidden in this, in order to get it, I have spent a lot of effort, and I almost didn't take my life!
The incident had already happened, and Lin immediately beat Chen Sancheng to death, which was useless.
I had to nod depressedly, lit a cigarette, and stilted Erlang's legs to look at Chen Sancheng.
This kind of trivial matter, naturally, does not need to be done by him Lin Dagongzi.
Chen Sancheng didn't hesitate, picked up the palm-sized box, looked at it with the light for a while, the box was locked, and judged by experience...... It shouldn't be difficult.
Chen Sancheng smiled at the corner of his mouth, pulled down the snakeskin bag around his waist, and took out a lot of messy things such as flashlights, binoculars, flying grabbings, crowbars, master keys, condoms, stockings, windproof lighters, and grenades.
This time, he wanted Lin Li to know what it meant to specialize in the art industry. Only by opening these locks in front of them can I save a little self-esteem.
Looking at his pile of rags, Lin Li couldn't help frowning: "What are you doing with so many crime tools?"
"Don't say it's so ugly, we are art, you know? Art!" Chen Sancheng didn't finish speaking, and was shocked to find that his nose had an intimate contact with the desktop.
Lin Li clapped his hands and warned, "You can continue grinding." ”
Mom! I don't know how to appreciate it!
Chen Sancheng cursed in his heart, wiped a handful of nosebleeds, opened the flashlight and put it in his mouth, picked up the master key and stabbed it in the keyhole.
But seeing that he sometimes frowned, sometimes happy, and sometimes complicated, just like an actor performing Sichuan Opera, the expression on his face changed I don't know how many times in just ten minutes.
Half an hour passed, Lin Li finally couldn't sit still, slapped the table and scolded: "How long do you have to make this?"
Obviously, this is doubting his Chen Sancheng's strength!
Chen Sancheng was unhappy in his heart, and he wanted to reply to him: "You can bear to come." ”
But this was something he couldn't say, he didn't want his nose to have a close touch with the table.
Chen Sancheng still had a smile on his face, pointed to the box and analyzed: "Brother Li, don't panic! You also know, generally speaking, the locks of good things are very complicated, you have to believe in my technology, after the temptation just now, I have mastered the essentials, rest assured! Unlock the lock, I am a professional! I guarantee to surprise you!"
"Less nonsense!
Mom, do you want to be so anxious? Lao Tzu cursed you for doing that thing so quickly.
With a soft sound, the hard work paid off, and the lock was finally opened by Chen Sancheng, thinking that there might be some rare treasures in the box, Chen Sancheng's eyes suddenly lit up.
I was about to open it, but I heard Lin Li on the other side shouting: "Take it, I'll take a look first." ”
"Okay!"
Although he was reluctant in his heart, Chen Sancheng had to do it, who made the family a big man?
Lin Li took the box, looked at it carefully, and gently opened it, but the moment he leaned his face over, a miracle happened!
"Whoosh", a steel fist actually popped out of the box! Lin Li was caught off guard, "Whoosh", the right corner of the eye was in the middle,
was immediately beaten into a panda eye.
Although the strength of this punch is not large, the key is that the fist is boxy and angular, and he almost didn't burst his eyeballs, but fortunately, the angle is slightly off, but the corners of his eyes are a little bleeding.
"I'm an immortal banban!" Lin Li was furious, picked up the box with a fist that had plotted against him, and smashed it directly at Chen Sancheng's head.