Volume 1: A Hundred Years of Love Chapter 54: Kung Fu
A person, the most uncomfortable estimate in his heart is that someone touched the silver in his pocket for no reason, a man, the most painful thing is to be cuckolded for no reason, before the two hearty men's war, Ergen lived in a black, being pressed by the two heaviest mountains.
Think about it, what does it mean to a man who moves women and money?
Isn't that just his life?
If you don't explode in silence, you die in silence!
Erne erupted and declared with his fists that he was inviolable!
This may be the happiest week in Ergen's life, two consecutive blows, knocked down two men, removed the two mountains in his heart, relaxed, at the bus stop of Yingrenshi, he said loudly: "I want to drink and celebrate when I go back today!"
"Have a good day! Let's go back and have a few drinks!" The cunning brother shook his lush hair and said.
"I don't have any other specialties, so I only have brute strength, and it's okay to fight. Nigen had a smile on his face
"You really tempted that scumbag, amazing. "The cunning brother has to admire, this strong brother actually ran from Chang'an, Dongguan to Shenzhen.
"The scumbag should be completely dead this time, don't give up, next time I want him to break his leg, I want to castrate him. Ergen said fiercely.
"Amazing!" Wang Shiyi applauded.
At this time, I saw the second hand waving violently in the air, and said loudly: "Let's go! Let's buy wine and meat!" After speaking, Ergen Yuyu walked in front of the front, like the spring breeze of the first month, he floated very freely past the peasant house of Yingrenshi, and floated into a department store over there.
"I told my sister-in-law in the morning that she would buy groceries, you should buy less!" The cunning brother's persuasion was useless at all, and after a while, I saw Ergen walking to the cash register with a large pile of beer and beef in his hands.
"Little handsome guy, don't care, what kind of food will my mother-in-law buy?" He walked out of the supermarket as if there was an auspicious cloud under his feet, and he followed the cloud to his rental house on the third floor.
When Ergen opened the door of the rental room with the key, he saw his beautiful wife Xiaoyingzi turning the quilt on the bed like flipping a poker, and Ergen asked, "Wife, what are you looking for?"
"Why did my phone suddenly disappear, obviously when I slept last night, I put it under the pillow of the bed. Xiao Yingzi raised her head, puzzled.
"When I went to work today, I was in such a hurry that I put your phone in my pocket. After Ergen finished speaking, he took out a mobile phone from his pocket and handed it to Xiaoyingzi.
"I'm scared to death, it's you dead ghost! I thought it was dropped, but the cost of a mobile phone is not low. Xiao Yingzi took the phone, looked at it like a baby, and then gently wiped the dust on the display screen with her slender fingers.
"It's such a big place at home, and the mobile phone doesn't have long legs, so it can't run away. Ergen said triumphantly.
"That's it, why didn't I think you took it, Ergen, didn't you say that the factory had to work overtime to catch up with the goods today? Why did you come back at noon?" asked Xiaoyingzi.
"Alas, the machines in the factory are not angry, there are several broken units, and they can't be shipped, so everyone can't sit in the workshop and get overtime pay, so they will have a holiday in the afternoon. Ergen lowered his head and sighed.
"Yes, the machines in the factory...... The machine is broken. Wang Shiyi also said.
"If the machine breaks down well, if the machine doesn't break, you people will break down, and if you work for a week, you don't rest and rest, and your body can't bear it. Xiao Yingzi looked pleasant.
"Your factory business is also too good, and you have to arrange overtime on Sundays. Brother Cunning sighed at this time.
"Yes!" Wang Shiyi had never lied, and after he finished speaking, he laughed, laughing so innocently that Xiao Yingzi was confused and sweating on his forehead.
"My mother-in-law, cooking skills are very good, cooking good dishes, today is rare to have time, let you be full. After a pause, Ergen hurriedly changed the subject.
When Xiaoyingzi saw her husband praising herself, her heart was beautiful, and she lowered her head and smiled shallowly.
"Wife, you fried this beef and drank it. Nigen said as he put the dish in his hand on the stove.
"Alright, alright. Xiao Yingzi said happily.
After eating a week of "fasting rice" in the factory canteen, the beef from Ergen's home meal was naturally delicious for Wang Shiyi and Brother Cunning, and the beer was naturally delicious.
Ergen was happy today, and suddenly shouted at Xiaoyingzi in a wild voice: "Wife, it's been so long since I came to Shenzhen, and we haven't gone to see a movie together, let's watch a movie together if we are free today." ”
"Yo, you dead ghost have also learned to be romantic?" Xiao Yingzi said in her mouth, but a rare smile appeared on her face.
The two had just eaten some food, and they had a lot of wine on their mouths, and they had drunk a lot of wine, and with a sip of wine, they could see that he was very happy today, and when he saw his wife laughing, he couldn't help but peck Xiaoyingzi's cherry mouth with his mouth.
That Xiao Yingzi was caught off guard, and was really kissed, her face turned red, and she hurriedly dodged, after all, the cunning brother and Wang Shiyi were present, but she didn't dodge the two slippery tongues, the tongue licked her lips, and she immediately squeezed out some dopamine in her brain, and she was dizzy, as if an eel was gently swimming past her mouth.
Seeing her dodging around, Ergen became more and more excited, and said loudly: "My wife's lips are more fragrant than the beef in the bowl!"
"You dead ghost, when did you learn to make your wife happy?" The smile on Xiaoyingzi's face was as bright as a spring flower.
"Ergen, since it's more fragrant than beef, then you can take two more bites!" said the cunning brother with a hippie smile.
"Little handsome guy, good things, save it for the evening, and nibble slowly in bed. Ergen turned his head and said triumphantly.
Wang Shiyi laughed when he heard Ergen say this, he didn't expect that this Northwest man would be so happy today, Ergen is really an interesting person.
After Brother Cunning and Wang Shiyi finished drinking, they stood up and said in unison, "Thank you Brother Ergen!"
"Let's sit a little longer!" Ergen saw that the two were leaving, and said.
"Go back and take a nap at noon, it's comfortable!" Wang Shiyi said.
"Okay, you guys go slowly!" said Nigen, walking to the door and pulling the door open.
"You have time to come and play, cook your own food, it's cleaner and more hygienic than outside. Xiao Yingzi stood up and walked to the door and said.
The two said: "Sister-in-law has good skills, we will come back next time." With that, he got up and left.
Xiao Yingzi pouted her butt at this time, cleaned up the remaining food on the table, and the two sat on the bed board, squinted their eyes, looked at the two delicate petals from behind, and suddenly got up and stood up, hugged Xiao Yingzi from behind, and used a thick thing to push between her two petals.
"What are you doing in broad daylight?" Xiao Yingzi stopped what she was doing and said pretending to be angry.
Ergen was in a good mood, so he begged: "Wife, this year's movie is very good, Stephen Chow's 'Kung Fu' is still being staged in the cinema, I heard my colleagues say it's good, let's go to the movie together." ”
Xiao Yingzi had also heard someone talk about "kung fu", and she was so funny that she readily agreed: "Okay!"
That afternoon, after they cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks, they took the motorcycle downstairs, and arrived at the cinema, sure enough, "Kung Fu" is still being staged, in the first month, there are still more people watching movies, among the people watching movies, there are the most young people hugging and hugging, and the two bought some corn, took Xiaoyingzi's hand, and entered the cinema.
Inside the cinema, the lights were all turned off, and through the reflection on the screen, you could see the men and women sitting inside, overlapping and whispering.
When the scene of the chartered wife in the pigpen city walled city appeared in the film, Xiaoyingzi couldn't help laughing "hahaha" when she saw the chartered woman holding a cigarette in her mouth and her fat hand on her waist.
And Ergen saw Ah Xing use the "Rulai Divine Palm" to hit the "Huoyun Evil God", his blood boiled, he remembered that he beat the two men who made him feel heartache, at this time, he felt very refreshed, so he hugged Xiaoyingzi and used her flaming lips to stick to her two slippery lips.
After a while, the little Yingzi made some humming and chirping sounds.
The sound was more pleasant than Richardman's "Dedicated to Alice", and in this pleasant sound, "Kung Fu" also ended.
Only the wall lamps on both sides of the cinema are turned on faintly, timidly, like children who have done bad things.