When she fluttered her wings like a little bird, he rubbed her into her broad chest: "Baby, don't be angry, okay?"

Qu Nanxiu felt that Li Tangni's flushed face in his arms was particularly inspiring.

Sure enough, she quickly became honest, but her little eyes were angry and aggrieved: "Hmph, the 'heart' of the people has been given to you, and the 'people' have already given it, right?"

Qu Nanxiu was stunned for a moment, and then remembered that when he was eating at the mall yesterday, Shake did say, "My heart is for you, if your heart is not given to me, it will be up to you then." ”

Obviously, Li Tangni is taking this out of context.

Qu Nanxiu grinned.

What if you told her that she was eating a robot's vinegar? I'm afraid it's the most beautiful thing to talk about, Professor Luo, right?

"Qu Nanxiu! You are still laughing?!"

The pink fist was waved and caught by him effortlessly, even if she used the strength to eat, could she still escape from the palm of his hand?

"Li Tangni, it turns out that you look so good when you are jealous!" he felt that communication should indeed be sincere, so he put away his smile and said, "I swear, I have nothing to do with her." As for why I ate alone with her, and what I said, I will find a suitable opportunity to tell you in the future, and the truth will definitely satisfy you, but I can't say it now, please believe me. ”

These seemingly nonsense words, because of the sincerity of the tone and the difference in logic, actually persuaded Li Tangni. Li Tangni is not a person who cares about everything, and more importantly, since he has firmly stated that there is nothing, it seems that it doesn't matter who that girl is.

Remember his first offense, and spare him once.

Li Tangni's tone softened a lot, but he still asked with a grudge: "Qu Nanxiu, do you like particularly plump girls?"

"Huh?"

Qu Nanxiu was stunned, this is one of the most difficult questions in the world to answer.

Li Tangni is about 32C, and it is estimated that the shake can have 32D, and the curve is more unrestrained. The conscience of heaven and earth, the more the better......

But I can't tell the truth, if I do, it's absolutely ill-fated, and it's estimated that it's not much better than the guy I met on the canal yesterday.

He thought about it for a while, and said the most high-level sentence in his life—

"No matter how plump the body is, no matter how good-looking it is, if there is no emotion, it is at most a drumming vase, like a celestial ball bottle and a garlic bottle (both are ancient porcelain shapes, and the bottle body is spherical)...... How can I compare with you who are like jewels in my heart?"

After speaking, Qu Nanxiu couldn't help laughing, lowered his head and began to touch around on the ground.

Li Tangni was intoxicated by these words, and she asked strangely, "What are you looking for?"

"Goosebumps, all over the place!"

Li Tangni "poofed" out loud, and the breath that he had held for two days disappeared. Nanxiu is really amazing, there is always a way to make himself laugh, and he must be very happy to spend the rest of his life with such an interesting person, right?

The two canteen masters next to him, who had been happily lying on the window of the meal and peeking out, laughed instantly, and one of the bald heads said to the other: "Classic, take that order menu, write it down and write it down!"

Qu Nanxiu turned around and smiled over there, thanking him for the cheers.

The bald master completely ignored Li Tangni's existence and said to Qu Nanxiu: "Hey classmate, next time you come to find me, if I forget, you can remind me of 'goosebumps', and I will scoop two more spoonfuls of braised pork for you!"

"Okay, thanks!"

I didn't expect that my girlfriend could get two spoonfuls of braised pork by the way, haha. Could it be that this is what Hong Ye said, "Maybe I can 'reward' you with something else"?

However, compared to the legendary "other things", he seems to prefer not braised pork......

When he walked out of the red house, Qu Nanxiu put his arms around the beauty's shoulders contentedly, feeling that the originally gray haze sky seemed to suddenly turn blue. Didn't you hear yesterday that the gale had just arrived in Inner Mongolia?

Li Tangni's bedroom.

In addition to her and Xiaolan, the other two girls, tentatively called A and B, both have boyfriends.

A suddenly exclaimed on the Internet: "This is so cool! Listen, the world's first smart jewelry that understands people's hearts is on the market, in duplicate for men and women." The party who wears it only needs to tap the jewelry, and the other party can feel the other party's thoughts and tacit understanding in the vibration and flash!"

The dormitory is not a pond, but there is a "wow" sound.

"Price price?"

A then reads, "The cheapest pendant is two thousand eight hundred and eighty-one pairs...... It's over, my boyfriend must be too expensive. ”

B said, "Surely my one is too." ”

Xiaolan, the only single girl, didn't speak, pretended to read, and deliberately avoided reminding everyone that she was the most pitiful "leftover girl".

A suddenly said: "It's better to be Li Tangni, although her boyfriend can't afford it, she can afford it herself." ”

This statement is too rich in meaning, and it actually contains all kinds of envy, jealousy and hatred.

Unexpectedly, Li Tangni said calmly: "I don't think there is necessarily a market for this jewelry." ”

"How could it be? It's so new and peculiar, it must have its own high-end user base. ”

Li Tangni said: "Theoretically, it should be like this, but if two people really have a tacit understanding, there is no need to knock on things at all." If you miss someone, you don't need to knock on things, hehe. ”

"Seems to make sense. ”

Everyone's interest immediately shifted.

A said: "I went out with my boyfriend on the weekend and came back and almost broke up with him. ”

Of course, everyone asked why.

Girl A showed the photos taken by her boyfriend when she went out to play, which was completely questioning the life series - who am I and where am I?

The photo is either a huge mountain, or the entire tower body, or the entire towering tree, but the head of girl A only occupies the position of the size of a grain of rice in each photo, and she doesn't want to see her face clearly. Occasionally, there are some that are larger than a grain of rice, the size of a soybean, but unfortunately it is the back of the head!

A group of girls burst into laughter.

Girl B took out her mobile phone and flipped out the photos taken by her boyfriend, which was obviously even more terrifying. There are many N characters on the screen.,But it's not girl B in the middle.,Neither is the one next to it.,It's not in the background...... The tip of a shoe exposed in the lower right corner of the photo is!

There is also a strange photo, the light is incredible, the whole person can't see anything except the thigh hit by the flash, and it is all hidden in the night.

The girls laughed so much that tears came out: "It seems that it's not 'only you in his eyes', but only thighs in his eyes!"

Li Tangni rubbed his sore stomach and thought, I don't know how our Nanxiu's photography skills are? According to this general trend of male compatriots, I am very satisfied if I can take a picture of my head......

Boys' dormitory.

Du Tianyuan was lying on the bed on all fours, holding a book in his hand, his eyebrows frowning slightly, reading it so much that he was attentive and forgot to sleep and eat.

When other roommates pass by, they can recognize at a glance that they are not any familiar textbooks or tutorial materials.

"Tian Yuan, what are you looking at so seriously? Little Yellow Book, right?"

Du Tianyuan generously closed the book and showed the cover to everyone. I saw that it suddenly said - "How to get along with people if you are too handsome"!

There is also a line of small words under the title of the book: "The world is so hot, why is it me who is handsome?"

Suddenly, he laughed and lay down several times.

Cheng Liuchao said: "Shuai has a fart, but in the end he wasn't eaten by a pawn?!"

Du Tianyuan had a puzzled expression, stared deeply at the dark sky in the distance and said, "After reading this book, I finally have an answer to my troubles for so many years!"

Cheng Liuchao deliberately interrupted: "Is it for example, 'Why do you feel handsome when you look in the mirror, but you always feel handsome when you look at the photos?'"

"Hehe, almost. But there are indeed a lot of people who praise me for being handsome, such as the aunt in the commissary, who always says which star I look like, uh, although I never remember who it is, as long as it's not XXX (a star who specializes in harlequins). She also asked me if I had a girlfriend every once in a while, suggesting that I was paying attention to her daughter. ”

Qu Nanxiu pretended to be sorry and said: "Oh, it's a pity that you have Ai Ai, otherwise you should hurry up." ”

Du Tianyuan: "I'm such a reserved person, how can I just follow it?"

Wen Jie asked: "Xiao Du, I think the most handsome moment in the Li is the god horse Xihou?"

Du Tianyuan deliberately cleared his throat and said, "My moment is such a long life......

A pile of pillows smashed over him, almost burying him.

Du Tianyuan sighed from the pillow pile: "However, I have already seen through everything!"

Two more quilts fell in unison.

Cheng Liuchao asked Wen Jie again: "What about you, when do you think you are the most handsome?"

Wen Jie thought for a while and said: "Sang Primary School, Xi Hou who was interviewed by the electricity department. ”

"You're still being interviewed by TV?"

Everyone unanimously asked him to explain the situation in detail, and even Du Tianyuan came out of the quilt.

Wen Jie: "His habits are also woody. Spicy habits, the puppets have a posture in the local area, and the dog with a tail looks very cute and is very coarse. But one day, it fell from Lou Sang without sweeping its heart and fell into the tie. The couple's spicy electric system station rushed (idle) to pick (egg) to visit (pain), and a few friends of the puppet wept so much that the pear blossoms brought rain, scrambling to recall the dog monk going to the department. In this practice, the camera of the interview was impartial and aimed at the occasional! The puppet used the coolest and handsome action in his life to point at one of the classmates who was crying profusely, and said: Tie him, tie him, play him! He broke his tail, and even saw it with his own eyes! Roar roar, when Xi, the reporter was so frightened that his pen fell off. ”

Everyone who finally got up laughed again.

In this boys' dormitory, this is often full of laughter. I wonder if one day, when the four roommates are separated, will they miss this green time when they are destined to get together?