Invisible pretending, the most deadly, the audience has already exploded,

"Tianxiu!"

"Xiu'er, is that you? Xiu'er!"

"Whew, what beautiful music. ”

"Poof, hahahaha, look at their stunned expressions!"

"Stupid, stupid, stupid, right? That's right, I'm actually a member of the Classical Music Hall of Fame who has been delayed by takeout, and the only living member in the world!"

"These two have completely forgotten about eating, haha!"

"Pit Master: Delivering food is just my hobby, my job is a world-class piano master!"

"6666666! I'll give you full marks for this comparison!"

......

After playing a song, Su Luo was leaving, and now the British couple quit, they couldn't hide their excitement and shock, and they kept it again and again, but they heard that Su Luo still had to work, so they could only leave their business cards and contact information, hoping to meet again.

"Definitely, definitely. Su Luo said with a smile.

The heroine took out a tip, a red one of 100 yuan, and she couldn't do it if she didn't accept it: "I swear, you must be an angel sent by God, I like you too much." ”

Su Luo: "Thank you so much, I wish you a happy meal again." ”

Warm goodbye, turned to leave.

After going downstairs, Su Luo showed off the brand-new 100 yuan: "The small goal is achieved, there is no way, I am so good." "Riding a small electric donkey, blowing a pleasant whistle.

"Excellent!"

"Ten Star Reviews!!

"Ahhh

"If every takeaway brother is a pit owner, I order takeout every day!"

"Why can't I meet such a cheating takeaway guy?"

"Hey, don't change the camera, I don't want to watch the men's gang at all today, staring at the pit master!"

"Do you want to live in post-editing!"

......

Now, as soon as the camera turns to other stars, the audience wants to scold, but fortunately, other stars are also constantly laughing.

When the star guest of the taxi driver was recognized by the passengers, the second became excited little fan girl is very funny, the most desolate is in the kindergarten as a preschool teacher, there is a "Yan Wang" known as the old drama bone Sun beautiful, I thought that playing with the children will pass, very relaxed, the result is to cry without tears, more than 30 bear children made trouble, mischievous, headache, the scene is not controllable at all!

"I heard that the pit owner is very good at dealing with bear children, I miss him very much now, what kind of work did the pit master receive?" Sun Meili asked, "Oh, delivery food, haha, I have a good idea!"

Sun Meili was witty, contacted Su Luo by phone, and after locating his location, she ordered a takeout at his nearest restaurant: "Will it be picked up by the pit owner?"

This must be received by him, unless the program team is stupid, how interesting, so, at four o'clock in the afternoon, Su Luo, who couldn't figure out the situation at all, set off on a small electric donkey, the goal, kindergarten.

After meeting, Sun Meili burst into tears with joy: "Quick, get down, help me get this group of bear children, let them be quiet, their heads are blown up, I haven't eaten yet, I'll eat first." ”

Su Luo decisively refused: "No! I'm still busy making money to support my family!"

Sun Meili is also cute: "Can you help? I don't care, if you don't help anyway, I'll give you a bad review!"

Spectator:

"Haha!"

"Hahahaha!"

"It's too much!"

"Poor pit master, he has been pitted!"

"Sun Meili, do you want to be so witty. ”

......

If it weren't for the fact that the two knew each other and joked with each other, this kind of request would be annoying, but this is a show, and the entertainment is off the charts.

"Okay, I love you the most. ”

"Teacher Su, you must be able to get it, you are the world's number one teacher, it's time to show your strength. ”

Come on, the takeaway brother Su can only compromise and appease the bear child, and fans love to watch it.

As soon as the child king makes a move, he will know if there is one!

"Hello everyone, I'm bald head, your new teacher!" Su Luo took off his helmet and revealed his little bald head, and the bear children in the classroom all laughed.

"Giggle~~!"

"Bald teacher, haha!"

"His bald head is so funny......"

The gossip continues to be chaotic.

Su Luo clapped his palms and said, "Sit down first, do you know what I'm here to teach?"

The bear children: "I don't know~~!"

Su Luo: "I'm here to teach you how to sing, can you sing?"

Immediately, a little Lori volunteered to raise her little hand: "Teacher, I will!"

Su Luo: "Oh, what do you sing? Sing one, sing well, and when your mother comes, the teacher will praise you in front of her." ”

What do kindergarten children want most? That's right, it's the teacher's praise, which is a killer feature, and when they grow up, they will change their pursuits, don't ask for praise, just don't complain.

Little Lori: "I can sing "Little White Rabbit White and White". ”

The other bear children also scrambled to raise their hands and stand up:

"Teacher, I will too!"

"I can sing the little white rabbit too. ”

Su Luo: "Then let's sing it together, okay?" Come, let's beat together and clap our palms to my rhythm." "I can't let the other bear children have nothing to do, focus their attention on one point, and the order will be there immediately, "Come, one, two, three, little white rabbit, ready, up!"

Bear children: "Little white rabbit, white and white, two ears up, love to eat radishes and vegetables, jumping is so cute......"

Sun Meili was eating a boxed lunch outside the door, bursting into tears and full of emotion: "Look, I just said that it's right to find Da Luoshen to come over, right?"

In the classroom, after singing a ballad, Su Luo puffed his palms: "It's really good to sing, but what...... But the teacher's "White Rabbit White and White" seems to be different from yours?"

After focusing on them, the next step is to arouse their interest, looking at the bald teacher's slightly questioning face, the children:

"That's how it is sung!"

"That's what our old teachers taught us. ”

Su Luo: "Then let's learn a song, is it okay for the little white rabbit that your teacher hasn't taught?" Shhhh ”

The bear children were excited: "Okay~!"

Teachers can't, we learned to teach teachers, it's fun to think about it, the mysterious face of the bald teacher, a feeling of sharing the little secrets between us, makes all the children excited,

The audience laughed, if I remember correctly, this nursery rhyme is the editor-in-chief of the pit, from the first nursery rhyme album of the senior sister, the grandfather is here, outside the door, other kindergarten teachers are all peeking outside the window, the pit owner arrives, up to the head of the kindergarten to the kindergarten teacher, and becomes a little fan sister in seconds.

"Hey, I'm writing a song on the spot. ”

"What will you sing?"

......

In the eyes of the audience,

"Then listen carefully.

Small white rabbit, white and white,

The ears of the two of them stood up,

I love and eat turnips and green vegetables,

Jumped, jumped, jumped, really loved. ”

That's right, it's very simple, add the word "up" in the middle of every two words, and in an instant, the already very cute little nursery rhyme, so cute that it explodes on the spot, just like that, it's so understated, there is no doubt that there is one more song in the cute divine comedy.

"Awesome, my brother!"

"I'm convinced!"

"Haha, it's too ruthless, what is a master, just add a word, and it feels completely different. ”

"This is fun!"

It's not easy to learn, and many viewers in front of the TV imitate it on the spot, and few can read it completely for the first time, and their tongues are knotted into twisted shapes.

"Little white rabbit, white and white, white and white, white and white ......"

"Teacher, it's so hard. ”

The bear children are so interested, so cute, they have parroted their tongues, and they are also learning, as well as the kindergarten teachers, of course, just listen to it, must not be able to find the rhythm.

Su Luo wrote the lyrics on the small blackboard, and after teaching them twice, he grabbed Sun Meili out: "Next, Teacher Sun will teach you!"

"Ah, don't want him!"

"I want bald teacher, you teach us ......"

The king of popularity is the king of popularity, no matter men, women and children, no one can resist the charm of the ruthless pit master, Sun Meili was decisively disgusted and desperate......