682 [Honest People Lie]
Early morning.
Nie Jun stood on the stump in slippers, practiced qigong for a while, and then took out the sword to practice swordsmanship.
This guy's skills seem to be very stable, no matter how he moves and jumps, the bamboo chopsticks that are diagonally inserted in the bun just don't fall off, and the slippers that are sweaty and slippery on his feet are never thrown out.
After washing, practicing, eating breakfast, and then talking nonsense with old friends, more than 30 students were thrown directly into the classroom to read early, and after reading early, they were very happy to take a self-study class. The students' consciousness is obviously very low, and Song Weiyang can hear the noise in the classroom from a long distance, so he almost runs outside to study physical education class.
After glancing at the time, Nie Jun felt that it was time to get out of class, so he got up and ran to ring the bell.
In fact, it was a rusty railway rail, hanging under the eaves of the main hall, and Nie Jun took an iron rod to knock it every time to replace the bell for class.
More than 30 elementary school students, led by a tall boy, came to the playground to line up with laughter and play. The playground was originally an open space between the main hall and the Yimen, and there was a large incense burner during the Republic of China, and now it has become a paradise for children.
Ding Ming watched the children start to gesture and asked curiously: "This is the latest version of radio gymnastics?"
Nie Jun said with a smile: "I haven't done radio gymnastics for more than ten years, how can I remember? This is the Southern School Standing Baduanjin." Before I substituted for the class, the students didn't do gymnastics, not even special physical education classes. ”
Nie Jun not only opened physical education classes, but also music classes and computer classes.
In music lessons, Nie Jun plays the guitar by himself and then teaches the children to sing. And he teaches whatever he knows, most of which are pop songs, so don't be surprised to hear a student rapping "In the Name of the Father." As for the microcomputer class, there is no textbook to speak of. Nie Jun moved a computer into the mountain by himself, and every time he took a computer class, he let a few children watch and teach them to turn on and off, practice typing, and use text software, while other students stayed in the classroom for self-study.
Anyway, these students, like their new teachers very much, have so many tricks to play!
Although Nie Jun said that the village was full of people, there were many people who were simple and grateful. When encountering a family that slaughters pigs and sheep, it will definitely leave a piece of good meat for Nie Jun and send it to the child when he goes to school. Or if any chickens and ducks are sick and die, they must also serve a bowl to Nie Jun after they are fried - poultry are generally reluctant to kill, they are eaten only when they die accidentally, and they often drown in the pit.
Anyway, someone sent something, so Nie Jun generously accepted it, and then wrote it down in a small notebook, planning to give the money when he went down the mountain.
After the eight-dan brocade version of gymnastics was done, a little guy with a snot dragged came to him, sucked it back into his nostrils, and wiped off the residue with his crossed arms. The little slug tilted his head and said, "Teacher, my dad asked you to bring a friend to my house for dinner at noon." He rode a donkey to the town in the morning to cut meat, and he had to buy a lot of meat, and my mother killed a chicken. ”
Nie Jun said angrily: "Cut the meat of a fart, let your father take you to the hospital quickly, the more you drag on this rhinitis, the more difficult it is to cure it." ”
The little slug took another sip, sucked the shiny snot back, and said with a smile: "My dad said that it is normal for children to have a runny nose, and it will not run for a few years, you are just worrying about it." ”
"He knows how to use a hammer!" Nie Jun has no image of a teacher, and he swears in front of his students.
The little slug laughed, "My dad also said you know a hammer." He also said that you have a good heart, but you have a problem with your braincase, and you are a big fool. ”
Nie Jun was suddenly angry: "Your dad is a fool!"
The little slug nodded and said, "Well, my mom often says he's a bun." ”
"Get out!" Nie Jun was too lazy to mess around with the little brat.
The others stood by, and after listening to this conversation, they were all amused.
Song Weiyang squatted under the flagpole, smoked a cigarette and asked, "Whose child is this?" ”
Nie Jun said disdainfully: "The village director's family." Don't be deceived by the village director because of a meal, that grandson seems to be honest, but in fact, he is greedy for a lot of money openly and secretly. He also runs the only shop in the village, selling all fake and shoddy products, and once I went to buy soy sauce that was not salty, so it could only be used as a soy sauce. ”
"It's normal, counterfeit products are cheaper and there is a market in rural areas. Song Weiyang wrote his graduation thesis and went to rural areas to collect information, and found that the township market was full of fakes.
Nie Jun didn't care about this morning's class.
Peng Shengli's wife, a regular primary school teacher, volunteered to teach mathematics to fourth-graders. Lin Zhuoyun and Li Yaolin's wife pulled the children to the playground, Lin Zhuoyun held Nie Jun's guitar accompaniment, and Li Yaolin's wife was responsible for teaching the children to sing.
The men sat together and played poker, playing cards while talking nonsense, and always joked about Wang Bo who was not at the scene, and Zhou Zhengyu also called Wang Bo mischievously.
"Hey, Secretary Wang, what are you doing?" Zhou Zhengyu said.
Wang Bo was silent for a while before he replied in a low voice: "Meeting, city x enlarged meeting." ”
Zhou Zhengyu sneered: "What kind of meeting." I've arrived at your territory, hurry up and send someone to the station to pick me up, let's go to the big health care together!"
"Shhh ”
"Don't hang up, Secretary Wang, Lao Song is also here, he wants to say a few words to you. Zhou Zhengyu smiled evilly and handed the phone to Song Weiyang.
The mobile phone was turned on speakerphone, only to hear Wang Bo ask: "Old Song?"
Song Weiyang said seriously: "Well, it's me." I came here to investigate, and I plan to invest 50 million yuan to set up a factory on your site. ”
"That's a good thing," Wang Bo said in surprise, "Are you at the station? I'll drive over to pick you up right away." ”
Song Weiyang asked: "The enlarged meeting of the Standing Committee will not be held?"
Wang Bo said with a smile: "It can be opened any day, and the investment can't be missed." ”
Zhou Zhengyu was unhappy next to him, and suddenly said angrily: "Hey, I said Secretary Wang, you are watching people cook." When I come, you will have a meeting and then you will talk, and when Lao Song comes, you will immediately drive to pick it up?"
Wang Bo explained: "It's different. It's a private matter for you to play, and it's a business for Lao Song to invest. ”
Song Weiyang handed the mobile phone to Ding Ming, and Ding Ming immediately said: "Secretary Wang, Sogou plans to build a software park, do you have a suitable land over there?"
"Are you Lao Ding?" Wang Bo was a little unsure.
"It's me, and Mr. Peng is also there. Ding Ming handed the phone to Peng Shengli.
Peng Shengli was also wilted, and he said nonsense: "Secretary Wang, wasn't it the centennial celebration of my alma mater a few days ago? ”
Peng Shengli has always been an honest man, and honest people can't prevent lying from it, so Wang Bo really believes it.
Wang Bo said happily: "I'll just say, why did you suddenly come over together." Thank you for still thinking of me, I'm in for a treat tonight! ”
"Don't hang up the phone," Peng Shengli said again, "Li Yaolin set off ahead of schedule, and there was an accident on your territory last night?
Wang Bo hurriedly asked, "What's wrong?" Is it a car accident?"
Peng Shengli said with concern: "It's not a car accident. Li Yaolin is afraid of his wife, everyone knows this. He probably suffocated at home, and a person set out to see you in advance, and last night he couldn't hold it back and went to the big health care, and was reported and arrested. Can you say hello and let people out first?"
"What? Li Yaolin was arrested?" Wang Bo's brain was a little dizzy.
Li Yaolin was suddenly furious: "Peng Shengli, you have been arrested for health care!"
"Hahahaha!" everyone laughed.
Wang Bo finally realized that he was being shabu, and shouted regardless of the occasion: "Fuck, you guys are playing me...... Uh, meeting, meeting, don't look at me. Comrade Hu Jianming's speech just now...... Ahem, very constructive, we have to hold on to ......"
The phone has been hung up by Wang Bo, but the laughter of several friends can't stop.
Since Wang Bo got married, he was transferred to a poorer place to work for two years, and now although the administrative level has not been promoted much, he has been transferred to a county-level city with a more developed economy as a leader. You can imagine what happened just now, Secretary Wang suddenly shouted "fuck" at the meeting, and the leaders of the city looked at him stupidly, he was miserable by these old friends.
Daoist Nie was very unhappy: "Old Peng, you are not authentic, how can you make a joke to death? ”
Peng Shengli pointed at Li Yaolin: "It was he who showed his stuffing." ”
"Who told you that I was arrested for my great health care!" Li Yaolin said that he would not take the blame.
"Are you serious about kidding?" Peng Shengli said.
Li Yaolin scratched his head and said with a smile: "I didn't hold back for a while." I should have continued to make it up just now, and lied to our Secretary Wang to call people to get people, I think it's funny to think about it. ”
Zhou Zhengyu pointed at Peng Shengli: "Old Peng, you have become bad, telling lies one by one." ”
"You just know," Ding Ming said with a cigarette in his mouth, "When Sogou was first established, Lao Peng was responsible for pulling customers to run business, and I don't know how many businesses were fooled into advertising in Sogou." Doing this kind of work, no matter how honest he is, he will become a fritter in the pot, and everyone must not treat him as an honest person in the future. ”
Peng Shengli showed a simple smile, with an honest and deceptive face.
At noon, everyone went to the village director to have a meal, and Secretary Wang also took the initiative to call, laughing and scolding to talk nonsense with the bad friends.
There was nothing fun in the place where the bird didn't, so everyone left that afternoon and ran to the Dianchi Lake to continue playing. However, three days later, someone sent several impact drills, which Song Weiyang donated to the village to quarry stones to build roads, and many sections of roads with collapsed edges needed to be built with stones.
Before the end of the tour, Shen Si called and said that the acquisition of the tradable shares of "BOE" A shares and B shares had been launched.