Qin Lang was very glad that he could return to the dormitory alive.

Now he is like the rat crossing the street, and like the man-eating demon king. Whoever sees it can't wait to spit on his stinky face, but they don't have the courage. I had to use my gaze again and again to kill.

Qin Lang said hatefully in his heart: M is a comparison, if you know who is spreading rumors behind your back, Lao Tzu will kill him alive!

"Ahh At this moment, Li Laodao, who had already fallen asleep, sneezed heavily, and in his dream he seemed to hear someone cursing himself, and he couldn't help but wrap his back tighter.

After helping the little ancestor decorate the room, Qin Lang was kicked out, so that he could say that he took out the pile of crime tools, and was about to throw them away, when he happened to meet Feng Xiaoxiao coming out of the room.

Feng Xiaoxiao glanced at the black plastic bag in Qin Lang's hand, and beckoned to him: "Little prodigal, you are sneaky, what are you holding in your hand?" ”

Nima, what if she saw this thing?

Qin Lang's brain was running rapidly, and he suddenly saw the fat man who came out of the house stretching his waist, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he pointed at him and said: "It's nothing, it's just that the fat man's hemorrhoids hurt badly, and the medicine for hemorrhoids that I bought for him, M's, I spent a lot of effort to get it!

While speaking, he squeezed his eyebrows at the fat man, and it happened that Qin Lang was now facing away from Feng Xiaoxiao, so she didn't see the movements on his face.

Although the fat man was sleepy-eyed, as Qin Lang's good friend for many years, he naturally understood what he meant.

threw a knowing smile at him, then reached out to cover his crotch, and said with a painful look on his face, "Hmm...... Yes, yes, my hemorrhoids are old problems from more than ten years ago, you don't know, they are all starting to fester......! It's true. Oops, oops, it hurts, Brother Lang give it to me!"

Qin Lang really wants to kick his head into his belly, you TM have hemorrhoids, cover the dry hair in front of you?

As he spoke, the fat man reached out to grab the plastic bag in Qin Lang's hand, he didn't want to use too much force, and with a bang, the inferior black plastic bag was suddenly torn, and a bunch of colorful and beautifully packaged covers were suddenly scattered on the ground.

"Ahh......h

He was a little confused, what did Brother Lang do when he suddenly bought a lot of sets of sets? Could it be that he planned to take advantage of his sleep at night...... Thinking of this, the fat man suddenly tightened his chrysanthemum.

Qin Lang couldn't wait to kick this waste to death! At that moment, his heart almost jumped out of his chest, but fortunately, he reacted quickly, hurriedly stepped forward with his body to block it, and hurriedly picked it up.

Feng Xiaoxiao stretched her neck and said suspiciously, "What is that? Why do I feel that the packaging is a little strange?"

"It's ...... This is, yes, this is the latest high-tech product, the kind of ...... that you shoehorn into it."

"Hmm, that's disgusting......"

"Yes, yes, yes, it's all this dead fat man, grass and mud horse! What are you doing in a daze, hurry over and help pick it up. Hmph, there's no shame in that. ”

Finally got through the trick, Qin Lang felt that his back was wet, closed the door, and the fat man instantly opened a distance of two or three meters from Qin Lang, shrunk his neck, covered his chest, and said vigilantly: "Brother Lang, what are you going to do? My pig intestine is an iron-clad man, and I will not succumb to your obscenity." And also...... I really have hemorrhoids, you must be unhappy to get it, or you go to Li Laodao? I dare to guarantee, it will be an original product than iron!

"What are you wondering about? Brother Lang and I tend to be very normal. Qin Lang wanted to throw these things away, but he was afraid of increasing the burden on the sanitation workers (in fact, he was reluctant), so he simply threw them under the mat and pressed them, maybe when they could still be used.

"Hmm...... Really fake. The fat man looked suspicious, but for the sake of his chrysanthemum, he finally applied to be transferred to the remaining room.

It was better for the fat man to go, and Qin Lang would save himself from worrying about his snoring.

Meimei slept a lot. Qin Lang had a very terrible nightmare, he and Feng Xiaoxiao were setting up a stall in a night market, and he pressed a thousand catties of boulder on his body, and the boulder pressed him out of breath, and at the moment when Feng Xiaoxiao picked up the hammer and smashed it down, he finally woke up......

"Hmm...... What are you doing?" Qin Lang then found out that at some point, there was actually a living person sitting on his chest! A pair of innocent big eyes were staring at him, and at the opening of his slightly open chest, at a glance, the spring light was infinite, and the girl's unique faint body fragrance came to his face, so that Qin Lang, who had just woken up, had a physiological reaction in an instant.

"Uncle, I'm hungry!" came the girl's voice.

Who else is sitting on him besides Han Weiwei?

When I'm hungry, you're looking for me, and I'm a robot cat or what?

Qin Lang swallowed his saliva, reached out and pinched his thigh fiercely, forcibly suppressed half of the evil fire in his body, and said with difficulty: "You go down first." ”

"Even, no!" Han Weiwei was like riding a horse, her skirt was rippling on Qin Lang's face.

In order to avoid misfire, Qin Lang had to drag her down stiffly, and at the same time quickly pulled the quilt next to her and put it on her waist to hide the embarrassment somewhere.

"What did you hide?" the sharp-eyed Han Weiwei seemed to have noticed something unusual, and said with a strange expression on her face.

Qin Lang only shook his head: "No! Absolutely not." ”

"Don't believe it! Even Ma Ma said, the one who hides things is not a good child! You take it out and look at it!"

"This ...... I can't see it!" Qin Lang was about to cry, why was this little ancestor so difficult? At this moment, how he hoped that someone could break through the door and relieve himself!

"Phew"

God seemed to hear Qin Lang's heart, Feng Xiaoxiao kicked in the door like an angel, looked at the two of them staring at each other, and said to Qin Lang impatiently: "You are a big man, what do you want, can you just give it to her?"

"I really can't take it!" Qin Lang was a little anxious, if nothing else was fine, but the key was ...... bar

"Do you want to take it, don't take me to search it!" Feng Xiaoxiao rolled up his sleeves and was about to step forward.

God, who will save me! Qin Lang called weakly in his heart.

"What are you doing?" At the critical moment, the savior finally arrived. Wang Xinnan's beautiful face appeared in front of Qin Lang's eyes, Qin Lang almost didn't fall to the ground directly, she came too timely.

Wang Xinnan's right shoulder was wrapped in gauze, and the gauze was faintly oozing blood, obviously her previous battle was not easy to win.

"Oh, little prodigal son, I hid the little thing, and told him to take it out, but he refused to live or die. Feng Xiaoxiao crossed his hands on his hips, with an uneven posture.

Qin Lang argued: "That's my own, right?"

Feng Xiaoxiao said unyieldingly: "Why do you say that it is your own?"

"Just rely on it to grow on me!" Qin Lang remembered that he almost didn't jump. This group of girls, is there still a royal law? What does Lao Tzu look like, is there still a crime?

Han Weiwei said again: "Then you call it, can it promise you?"

Feng Xiaoxiao also helped: "Yes, you call it, will it agree?"

Can you say yes?Yes?Should you??......

"I ......" Qin Lang smacked his lips, wanting to say something, but found that he had nothing to say at all. In the end, he had to helplessly lift the quilt, spread his legs, and put on an expression of death: "If you want to see it, just watch it." ”

Fortunately, after this stimulation, it has stopped.

"Wow!

Seeing the slightly bulging somewhere, Wang Xinnan finally reacted at this moment, suddenly blushed his cheeks, and shouted at Han Weiwei in a deep voice: "You go out first." ”

"Whew......"

After sending Han Weiwei away, Wang Xinnan glanced at Feng Xiaoxiao and said, "You go out too." ”

"But ......"

"Get out!" Feng Xiaoxiao seemed to want to say something, but in the end he was repelled by Wang Xinnan in a deep voice.

"You ......" sent away the two troublemakers, Wang Xinnan glared at Qin Lang fiercely: "I also obeyed you! Can you pay attention to the influence? What dirty things are you thinking about in the middle of the day?"

"I ......"

"Forget it, remember to lock the door in the future!"

Seeing the three girls leave, there was a faint sound of men's sobbing in the room. - It's too TM to bully honest people!

That night, when Qin Lang was gulping down his special turkey noodles, there was a slight knock on the door of the living room, and the moment he opened the door, Qin Lang couldn't help but be stunned, and he didn't even notice that the noodles were inhaled into his nose.

The person who came was actually one of the judges of this competition, the martial arts master who was praised by several military bigwigs - Master Kuzen!

"Hmm...... "I don't know if it's because ......I put too many chili peppers, or if I'm too excited." The noodles in Qin Lang's mouth that he hadn't had time to swallow almost sprayed the dry Zen master.

Quickly picked up the towel next to him and handed it over.

"Huh, old monk, you're here!" Feng Xiaoxiao, who was bored in the corner and stabbed the apple with a knife, saw the arrival of Master Kuzen, his eyes suddenly lit up, and he didn't even wear shoes, he jumped to the door, pushed Qin Lang away, and threw himself directly into the master's arms. Pulling the beard of the dry Zen master, he said angrily: "Hmph, I thought that you wouldn't dare to recognize me here!"

"Amitabha, good, good!" Master Kuzen touched Feng Xiaoxiao's head lovingly, shook his head and said, "You! You have grown into a big girl, and you are still like this! When others see it, they must laugh at you." ”

"So what, I don't care!" Feng Xiaoxiao closed her eyes, leaned her head on the chest of the dry Zen master, and whispered, "Old monk, I miss you so much." Where have you been? My dad ......."

"Amitabha. Master Kuzen patted Feng Xiaoxiao on the shoulder and sighed: "The deceased is gone, and only living better is the best explanation for the deceased." ”

"Oh, yes, I'm not sad. Feng Xiaoxiao's eyes were a little red, he quietly wiped his hands from the corners of his eyes, pulled Master Kuzen to sit down, and introduced to the people in the room: "This is my master, Master Kuzen, of course, you can also call him an old monk, he won't mind." ”

As he spoke, he said to Master Kuzen, "They are all my friends and my teammates. ”

Master Kuzen Shi Li said: "Amitabha, the old man has seen all the donors. ”

Master Kuzen is actually Feng Xiaoxiao's master! This is simply heavy news! No wonder Feng Xiaoxiao is so powerful, and he has been guided by a master since he was a child.

However, the title of old monk, except for Feng Xiaoxiao, is estimated to be only able to be shouted by Han Weiwei.

Everyone hurriedly returned the salute: "Amitabha! ”

"Old monk, do you have something to look for me?" Feng Xiaoxiao leaned on the shoulder of the dry Zen master, played with the long beard of the dry zen master with his hand, and asked lazily.

Master Kuzen's face turned pale, and he nodded, "Exactly, but the old man is not here for you alone. ”