(A big chapter of more than 5,000 words, this time it can be counted as two chapters, right?)

Some people think about problems from a strange angle, as if their brains are missing a string, so that they seem particularly outrageous and incomprehensible.

After Song Weiyang failed to start a business for the first time in his last life, he once co-founded a wedding company. In fact, it is a wedding studio, renting a room façade everywhere to receive orders, and if there is a customer, immediately contact the wedding photographer and host, and by the way, rent equipment to decorate the wedding scene.

Song Weiyang encountered a temporary change of hexagram on the day of the wedding, one of which was because of money problems.

The man and woman negotiated a bride price of 10,000 yuan, which was a good omen, and the man was responsible for the marriage house and car.

On the day of the wedding, the bride's parents were poured ecstasy soup by relatives, saying that a colleague's daughter was not good-looking, and her education was not high, and they received a bride price of 200,000 yuan, and the woman's name was written separately in the marriage room. Your daughter graduated from a bachelor's degree and is beautiful, but she only receives a bride price of 10,000 yuan, and the marriage room is still signed by both parties, which is too much of a loss!

The bride's parents are not the kind of people who are greedy for money, but the more they think about it, the more aggrieved they become, feeling that if they get married in such a hurry, their family will be very faceless with relatives and friends.

So, when the groom happily went to greet his relatives, the bride's parents did not open the door, forcing the groom to increase the price of the bride price to 99,999 yuan, which means "forever". Although the groom was not happy, 100,000 yuan was not a lot, so he agreed with a gloomy face.

This is not the end, the bride's parents forced the groom to write a letter of guarantee, and after the wedding, the marriage house was immediately transferred to the woman's name. The bride's parents also promised that they could put up half of the down payment to show that they were not greedy for money, just to save face.

The bride estimated that she had seen too much chicken soup, and she actually stood on her parents' side, so angry that the groom turned around and left, and the wedding was canceled directly, and the next day she took the bride to the Civil Affairs Bureau to go through the divorce procedures.

Since the matrimonial house and car are the money of the man's parents, and they are purchased for the purpose of marriage. In the divorce lawsuit, the factual evidence is conclusive, even if both parties jointly signed, the house and car were still awarded to the man, and only a small amount of compensation was required to the woman.

The bride didn't catch anything, and the household registration file said "divorced", and she became a local laughing stock, and she lost all her face.

There are even more cases -

The groom came to greet him, and the bride's girlfriends made all kinds of trouble, chanting poems, singing, learning to bark, and doing push-ups are just pediatrics. also asked the groom to kneel to the bride through the door, and after the groom gritted his teeth and agreed, he asked the groom to kneel and kowtow to his father-in-law and mother-in-law in public, saying that he wanted to try the groom's filial piety. Immediately, he asked the groom to write a post-marriage guarantee on the spot, swearing to hand over all wages and always listen to his wife.

The bride and the bride's parents thought that these were all hilarious and jokes, although they also felt a little inappropriate, but they did not take the groom's face into account at all, and laughed and coaxed by these idiots.

Since there was no evidence at that time, the groom was furious and immediately called the female colleague of the company to propose.

The female colleague was frustrated, short and fat, but had a good personality, always liked the groom, and was invited to a wedding wine that day. After receiving the call, the female colleague was overjoyed and went directly to rent a wedding dress, the wedding was ready-made, and she got married like this. I heard that life was not bad after marriage, and I gave birth to a big fat boy in the second year.

So, never overestimate the bottom line of some people's IQ, the reality is often more unbelievable.

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Regarding this kind of, Song Weiyang solved it easily, because the status of the two sides was completely unequal.

Without waiting for Song Weiyang to answer, the woman's second aunt also shouted: "Yes, who are you? We are talking about the marriage of the two families, here is a place for you to speak?"

Song Weiyang was wearing a T-shirt and jeans, and his face was tender, no different from other recent college graduates.

On the contrary, Hong Weiguo, who is a bodyguard, likes to wear shirts, trousers and leather shoes, and is not afraid of getting in the way of critical times. Coupled with the age and appearance of the two, when sitting together, Hong Weiguo is more like the boss, and Song Weiyang is like an assistant in charge of running errands.

A playful smile appeared on Song Weiyang's face, and he pointed at Hong Weiguo and said, "Let me introduce, this is Manager Hong of our Cinda Real Estate Company, and I am Manager Hong's assistant Pony." ”

Including Song Weihong and Li Chenggong, everyone is now confused, and I don't know why a Manager Hong has appeared, and Song Weiyang has become an assistant pony.

Li Chaoying was still angry, but at this time he couldn't help but quietly ask: "Mom, didn't you say that you were going to invite your cousin here today?

Li Chaoying only knew that he had a cousin, but he didn't know that his cousin was a big boss, mainly because the family was afraid that he would think too much, after all, the two families had not really recognized each other.

Song Weihong warned her son: "Don't squeak, see what your cousin says." ”

Hearing that it was the manager of the real estate company, the woman's uncle immediately changed to a flattering expression and said with a smile: "Hello Manager Hong, you are a relative of Chaoying?"

Hong Weiguo glanced at Song Weiyang, shook his head and said, "No." ”

Song Weiyang immediately explained: "That's right, the Li family still has an old house in Yangpu, which is located within the scope of our company's demolition. We talked several times, but the Li family was still reluctant to move out, feeling that the demolition money was too small. In fact, Yangpu belongs to the suburbs, and the 100,000 yuan demolition money has reached the sky, and it is a dream to take more!"

When the woman's relatives heard that there was another 100,000 demolition money, they were suddenly pleasantly surprised, and felt that they had married a family this time.

The woman's uncle actually helped the Li family speak: "100,000 yuan is definitely less, at least 150,000 yuan." ”

Song Weiyang said: "Friend, you are unreasonable, you have never seen the house, how do you know that it is worth 150,000 yuan for demolition? We are here to solve the problem today, not to create a problem!"

The woman's uncle said, "That's at least worth 120,000." ”

Song Weiyang said: "Friend, you listen to me first." I think today is an opportunity, you want to marry the Li family, and the Li family can't come up with the bride price. It's not as good as this, the Li family's old house in Yangpu, we will give 110,000 yuan for demolition, and then the Li family will use the money as a bride price. Our company solved the problem of demolition, the son of the Li family got a wife, and you got the bride price, so everyone was happy. Friend, do you think that's the truth?"

The woman's uncle looked at the family a few times, and nodded again and again: "I think it can be done like this." ”

For a while, the woman's family began to speak, and persuaded the Li family to agree to the demolition plan.

Song Weiyang gave his aunt a look, and Song Weihong immediately said, "Okay, that's it, your bride price is not allowed to rise again!"

"If it doesn't rise, it's sixty-eight thousand. The woman's relatives smiled.

Song Weiyang laughed: "It seems that today is a big day, plus this little sister is admitted to university, it is four joys." You are happy, I am happy, everyone is happy. Come on, drink!"

"Yes, drink, drink!" Hong Weiguo chimed in.

The woman's father, uncle, second uncle and uncle were caught by Song Weiyang with all kinds of toasts, and even several women of the woman were poured several glasses of white. Because they were able to get the bride price of 68,000, they were all overjoyed, completely let down their vigilance, and were already celebrating in advance.

Song Weiyang hooked shoulders with the woman's uncle, and soon called him brother: "Brother, you look like you are also a cultural person, where are you high?"

The woman's mother said proudly: "My son is studying in a teacher's college and is a teacher in a junior high school in the county. ”

"It's good to be a teacher, soul engineer," Song Weiyang said, "Come, teacher, I'll toast you again!"

The woman's uncle waved his hand and said, "No, I can't drink anymore." ”

Song Weiyang said: "In the past, it was not easy to take the teacher college exam, but now you can take the university exam." I especially admire cultural people, you are a top student, you can't help but give me face. ”

"I really can't drink it. The woman's uncle said in a daze.

Song Weiyang also respected the woman's parents: "Uncle, aunt, it's not easy for you to cultivate a high-achieving student." Heroic father, heroic mother, I must toast you two to a glass!"

"It's not easy," the woman's father said proudly, "In those years, the family's money was used for him to study, and it took three years to be admitted to the teacher's college." But it's all worth it, the first secondary school student in our village, who eats national food. ”

"This is a golden phoenix flying out of the mountain nest," Song Weiyang immediately turned his head and toasted, "Teacher, you must drink this cup, let's toast to the hard work of the second elder!"

The woman's mother instigated: "Little third son, you can drink it." ”

"Drink, drink. "The woman's uncle can only drink hard.

Song Weiyang began to talk about family life again: "Today's harvest is okay?"

The woman's father shook his head again and again: "The harvest is not good, the news says that there is a flood, and there is a drought on our side, and there has been a drought for several months." ”

Song Weiyang sighed with emotion: "Farmers are really hard. Farming is hard, and you have to pay retention money, and you can't earn a few all year round. ”

"It's not," the woman's uncle came to the point and opened the conversation, "It's only half of this year, and there are more than 200 retention money on everyone's head, and those who are cadres are bandits!"

Song Weiyang used the social survey in the past few months to keep talking about the sad situation in the countryside, which resonated with the woman's relatives and said everything in their hearts.

Half an hour has passed, and Song Weiyang has already found out the situation of the family clearly.

The woman's whole family is from a peasant background, and only one uncle works as a teacher in the county.

The bad is bad for this teacher!

According to the content of these people's chats, they value two or three hundred yuan very seriously, and it is absolutely impossible to open their mouths to ask for a bride price of 60,000, and even 3,000 yuan is a very considerable large number.

Only this uncle, who is a teacher, has seen the world, probably because he has read some newspapers, and thinks that everyone in Shenghai is rich, so it is okay to take out tens of thousands of yuan casually. It happened that the school was on summer vacation, and the teacher took the whole family to Shenghai to fight the autumn breeze, and heard that Song Xinghua could get more than 100,000 yuan for demolition, so he opened his mouth and said that he wanted 68,000.

Seeing that the situation was almost over, Song Weiyang suddenly took out his mobile phone and said with a smile: "You continue to drink, I'll go out and make a call." ”

When the woman's uncle saw Song Weiyang's mobile phone, his eyes lit up, and he thought that after sharing the bride price, he would also buy a good one.

Walking out of the restaurant, Song Weiyang immediately called back to Xifeng headquarters: "Hey, I'm Song Weiyang, does Xifeng have a branch in XX County, XX City, XX Province?"

"I'll look it up...... There is a branch in the city, but there is only one distribution office in the county. ”

"You call the manager of the city branch and ask him to contact me himself. ”

Soon, the general manager of the city branch called, and Song Weiyang said: "Inform the person in charge of the XX County Distribution Office and ask him to immediately go to the principal of Chengguan Middle School, and say that their school's teacher Fu Minyi committed an accident in Shenghai and was arrested by the police for stealing money." I gave him 20,000 yuan for the activity fund, which was recorded in my personal account, and I will remit it tomorrow. This teacher named Fu Minyi is the black sheep of the herd, and he must be fired! Forget it, you ask the person in charge of the dealership to call me directly, and I will teach him how to do it in person. ”

A few minutes later, the call from the county distribution office also came, and Song Weiyang gave instructions and went back to drink with a smile.

Back at the wine table, Song Weiyang whispered to Hong Weiguo: "Go to the police, just say that someone stole something." ”

Hong Weiguo immediately excused himself to go to the toilet and left silently.

Song Weiyang sat down next to the woman's uncle, hooked his shoulders and said, "Brother, are you drinking well?"

The woman's uncle said in a daze: "Drink...... Drink again!"

About fifteen minutes later, the police from the police station broke into the restaurant and asked, "Whose things were stolen?"

Song Weiyang immediately stood up: "Mine, my wallet is gone." It's still there when eating, it must have been someone here who stole it!"

The woman's uncle smiled drunkenly and said, "Then do you want to ...... Look for it...... Hiccup!"

Song Weiyang suddenly turned his face: "All of them are searched, I have a credit card in my wallet, the credit limit is 5 million, and there is a lot of cash!"

The police couldn't figure out what the situation was, and they were even more confused about the figure of 5 million, and said with a straight face: "Whoever stole it, take it out yourself, and strive for leniency." ”

The arrival of the police made everyone sober up most of their alcohol, and they didn't take each other seriously.

Song Weiyang grabbed the woman's uncle's clothes: "Did you steal it, when you were drinking just now, you were the closest to me." ”

"Are you sick?" the woman's uncle pushed Song Weiyang away.

Song Weiyang suddenly leaned over, picked up the leather bag leaning against the foot of the stool and said, "This is your bag, right?"

"It's mine, what...... What's wrong?" asked the woman's uncle.

Song Weiyang unzipped his purse, took out a wallet and said, "It's this wallet, and there is my ID card in it!"

"I ...... I didn't steal it," the woman's uncle turned pale, and quickly reacted, "You put it in yourself, you framed me!"

The woman's relatives also exploded, jumped up one after another, pointed at Song Weiyang and scolded.

Li Chenggong's eldest brother and sister-in-law's family, although they didn't understand what the situation was, were happy to watch a good show at this time, and all kinds of instigated the police to arrest people quickly.

Li Chaoying said: "Mom, what is my cousin doing?"

Song Weihong said, "Don't speak. ”

Li Chenggong said: "Wei Hong, your nephew is too ...... That's it. ”

At this time, the restaurant was already in a mess, and the woman's relatives were so excited that they couldn't help but do it, and the woman's second aunt grabbed Song Weiyang's clothes and was about to scratch them.

The policemen were so frightened that they shouted, "Stop!

When he arrived at the police station, one party bit himself to death and was stolen money, and the other insisted that it was framed. Since no economic losses were caused, the police could only coax and coax to coax, but no one was willing to take a step back.

The quarrel lasted until three o'clock in the afternoon, when Song Weiyang's mobile phone rang, and after saying a few words, he handed it to the police: "Comrade policeman, tell me about the situation." ”

The police didn't know what to do, so he took the phone and said, "Hey, this is the XX Police Station in Shenghai City." ”

"Comrade police, hello, I'm Hu Liquan, the principal of Chengguan Middle School in XX County, is there something wrong with our school's teacher Fu Minyi?" asked on the phone.

The police said: "Suspected of stealing property, the amount is huge, and we are dealing with it." ”

The two chatted for a few words, and the phone was handed to the woman's uncle, and the principal scolded: "Fu Minyi, you bastard, you have lost your face to Shenghai." Hurry up and get me back, get your stuff out of your dorm, you're expelled!"

The woman's uncle was so frightened that his legs weakened: "Principal, you listen to me, I didn't steal, someone framed me." ”

"If you didn't steal, the police will arrest you?" said the headmaster angrily.

"I, I, I......" The woman's uncle had a hard time arguing.

In this world, what can be solved with money is not a problem.

Song Weiyang used 20,000 yuan in activity funds, which is definitely an amount that is difficult to refuse for a junior high school principal in a county. What's more, he has confirmed that the teacher at his school was really arrested by the Shenghai police, and there are enough reasons to expel him!

After all, the woman's uncle is a person who can be admitted to the teacher's college, his brain is not stupid, and he can figure things out in minutes. At the same time, he also had a cold vest, his hometown was more than 1,000 kilometers away from Shenghai, and the person in front of him not only contacted his principal in a short time, but also allowed the principal to expel him.

Who can afford to provoke this kind of means of reaching the sky!

Seeing that the job is gone, there is a possibility of jail. The woman's uncle knelt on the ground with a puff, hugged Song Weiyang's thigh and said, "Brother, if you let me go, whatever you say is what you say." Please, I beg you......"

Song Weiyang lit a cigarette and said to his aunt with a smile: "Auntie, you can negotiate and solve it yourself." ”

It's a very big smile, but it's very scary. Not only the woman's relatives, but even Li Chenggong and Song Weihong were frightened by Song Weiyang's methods.

Anyway, as an outsider, Song Weiyang can interfere with so much.

The cousin is willing to get married, and he will definitely not be drunk by his wife's maiden family in the future. If my cousin falls out with his girlfriend, it doesn't matter, it's a big deal to find another one.

Dog blood routine?

Inexistent.

The two sides negotiated until the evening and compromised with each other.

The cousin's bride price is still 3,000 yuan, and the woman promises not to reach out to ask for money in the future - forgive them and don't dare. Song Weiyang agreed not to pursue it, the case was closed, and he personally called the principal to explain, and by the way, he also praised the woman's uncle.

The only one who made a profit was the principal, who took 20,000 yuan from Song Weiyang for nothing.

Song Weiyang walked up to his cousin with a smile: "Why are you so far away from me? ”

Li Tingting said: "You scared me. ”

"Then am I a bad person?" asked Song Weiyang.

"No," Li Tingting shook his head, "but it's more terrible than the bad guys." ”

Li Chenggong, Song Weihong's family, and Li Chenggong's eldest brother and sister-in-law's family also talked about it on the way back:

"Success, Wei Hong, who is that young man?"

"Wei Hong's brother's son is the one who ran to be a knowledgeable youth, and now he has become a big boss. ”

"Rich people are like this, one is more powerful than the other, and they don't see blood when they kill people. ”

He also wanted to help Chaoying talk about marriage, and he was kind. ”

"Good intentions are good intentions, but the means are too dirty and too hard. At first, he smiled and coaxed those people in your in-laws to turn around, and said all the words that were heartfelt. This is really saying that if you turn your face, you will turn your face, you will lose your job, and you will send others to prison. I'm still sweating in my vest when I think about it, and you said that if we meet this kind of person, we won't let others play with it. ”

"This kid is actually a very nice person. ”

"In these days, a good person can become a big boss? Relatives can be recognized, but don't get too close, we are not from the same class as others. ”

"You're going too far, that's my nephew, he can't hurt me, and it's not good for him to hurt me. ”

"I mean, relatives are relatives, don't try to take advantage of others. No matter how much money there is, it is someone else's, and it is our duty to honestly work hard to make money. ”

"Well, I didn't want to take advantage of him. ”

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