One day, Shao Shuai wandered around in hundreds of millions of mansions with nothing to do, and found a lot of rare varieties of flowers and trees, this is really rich!

A talking parrot was also found.

He saw that there was no one left and right, and his mind moved, and he began to teach the parrot to speak, and the little one learned quite quickly.

Shao Shuai didn't leave until the parrot said "your uncle", and let the poultry vent his evil anger for himself, anyway, these Singaporeans don't know what it means.

When I sneaked into the hospital, I overheard two gardeners, both immigrants from China and speaking Chinese, chatting while working.

One of them said: "Our new son-in-law is lazy and idle all day long, and he doesn't look good, and he is not good for the people below." Thousands of choices, how could you choose such an uncle?"

Shao Shuai's lungs exploded again at that time.

He hid behind the bushes, squinting his eyes trying to see the face of the little worker who said this, and memorized it firmly.

He thought to himself, you are right, but you have forgotten one thing, Ye is a person who will be retribution, and if you offend Ye today, it is a big deal!

Then, the gardener began to run out of luck.

For example, the tree that had been carefully pruned the night before became unrecognizable the next day, as if it had been gnawed by a pig, so he was scolded by the head, for example, the tools used to prune the plant were often missing, and for example, the things that were lost by others were finally found in his bag.

In fact, Shao Shuai, as the uncle of this family, is it not a matter of talking about firing a small worker?

But he doesn't want it that simple.

Anyway, being idle is idle, and the cat has to play with its prey for a while before eating a mouse. He's going to get rid of this little worker when he's had enough of torturing it.

Probably "those who follow me prosper, and those who oppose me perish", this is the truth.

That little worker naturally couldn't escape the fate of being fired in the end, and when he left, he didn't even leave a little self-esteem.

Shao Shuai was secretly having fun next to him, he was particularly talented in doing this kind of bad thing, and he could get a kind of pleasure from it that no one could give him.

The bride, Xiaomei, grew up in Singapore and has healthy sun-kissed skin.

Perhaps due to the climate, people in the tropics tend to be more enthusiastic and unrestrained, and Xiaomei is one of the standouts, and she is also invincible and super keen on parties and nightclubs.

Before, in front of Shao Shuai, I was restrained not to go too far, but now I can't bear it anymore, I pull Shao Shuai to accompany her every night, and I habitually throw flattery at the opposite sex - although there is no special meaning, it is just that I am born with a rich expression or an itchy nose.

Shao Shuai used to like to go to nightclubs to see beautiful women, but it was better not to go to that kind of place with his wife.

In addition, after seeing his wife's soul-stirring appearance after removing her makeup, Shao Shuai already has a psychological disorder, so she must repeat her old tricks when doing errands in bed, and desperately imagine her as Li Tangni, so that it is possible to let herself go.

In the face of Xiaomei's dissatisfaction, Shao Shuai found an excuse: "This is called unaccustomed to water and soil, uncle just came, do you understand that water and soil are not adaptable?"

"What does it mean to be unadaptable?"

"Meaning," Shao Shuai gritted his teeth and said, "I like Singapore so much, and your family is too welcoming, I'm not used to it yet, and it will take some time to get used to it......"

"Oh," Xiaomei suddenly realized, "Then you need to hurry!"

After a long time, it is not difficult for Shao Shuai to find that he and Xiaomei do not agree with each other, and they have no common language. Their union is completely based on Xiaomei's momentary brain and Shao Shuai's covetousness of her family's assets.

You like to read books, he likes to play games, this is not called a disagreement.

You like to read books, and he said that what is the use of reading books, isn't it just pretending to be literary and artistic, this is the disagreement between the three views.

You like to go to a Western restaurant to eat steak, and he likes to make skewers at the food stall, which is not called a disagreement.

But he said that it was expensive and not delicious, and said that you were really contrived, which is a disagreement between the three views.

And that's not all.

Shao Shuai has at least read a few decent books, such as "Thirty-six Strategies".

Xiaomei, as the daughter of a media tycoon, everyone thinks that she must have read poetry and books since she was a child, and she is good at piano, chess, calligraphy and painting.

In fact, she has been indulged by her father for more than 20 years, which is called a real unlearned, unskilled, spent money to buy a college diploma, can't write a 300-word essay in English, and can write no more than 200 words in Chinese characters.

If she doesn't have a local tyrant father, I'm afraid she won't be able to mix in this world for a day.

Otherwise, how could Song Guangming tell Xiaoqu at that time that the most powerful ability in life is the ability to reincarnate?

Shao Shuai regretted marrying her a little, how did he fall for such a superficial woman in the first place?

And now the more I look at it, the more ugly it becomes, the black is not slippery and wears heavy makeup, just like a female orangutan with lipstick, not even a finger of Li Tangni,

No wonder Grandpa was vehemently opposed at the time.

Don't be confused, old man, he still said a few correct words.

The son-in-law of a wealthy family is not easy to be, of course, the daughter-in-law of a wealthy family is estimated to be not easy to be, just look at the tragic fate of those female stars who join the wealthy family.

But don't marry Xiaomei, with Shao Shuai's conditions, there is really no more luxurious than her to marry, so let's do it first.

Besides, the media just finished reporting the grand wedding, and you can't leave in three days, so won't the whole world see the joke?

Shao Shuai has a grudge against his father-in-law, and he is not satisfied with Xiaomei, he has time and financial freedom, but he is not as comfortable as being domineering in Beijing.

Father-in-law Huang Longxing is also guilty of conspiracy in his heart, he wants a right-hand man who can help him take charge of the media, but this new son-in-law can't do anything, far worse than his two sons, but unfortunately both sons are good at their respective professional fields and are not interested in the media.

Originally, I thought that modesty was the traditional virtue of the Chinese people, but Shao Shuai said that it would not be just polite and polite, and it was not modesty to make trouble for a long time, but it was really nothing!

The father-in-law's face is a little green, but since he is already his own son-in-law, even for the sake of his daughter's face, of course, he has to do everything possible to maintain it.

The mansion is big, there are many servants, and there are many people, and there are many miscellaneous mouths, so it is inevitable that some news will reach the ears of the father-in-law. In the past, Shao Shuai was well disguised, but after a long time, the fox's tail slowly appeared.

Today some people say that he is bitter and mean, tomorrow some people say that he must be competitive, and one day another person will say that he is addicted to gambling, and the old man can't sit still, he is smart all his life, is it planted on such a big issue as choosing a son-in-law?

The garden city of Singapore is surrounded by the sea and has beautiful scenery.

Some people who accompanied the tour have long told Shao Shuai that there are many etiquette and taboos that China does not have, such as no red lights, no spitting or throwing garbage, no feeding animals in tourist attractions, such as public toilets must be flushed, and even no water and drinks in public transportation facilities such as subways.

Shao Shuai thought to himself, slap the big place, and make so many rules on the nose and face!

He didn't take it to heart at all, because he felt that the rules were set by people, and there must be a different set of standards for the son-in-law of a media tycoon.

One day, Mei took him to visit the famous Merlion Statue, as the name suggests, a sculpture of a lion's head and a fish's body, which is a representative of Singapore, and it is because of it that Singapore is also known as the "Lion City".

Coming to the Merlion statue, the tourists were busy taking pictures, Shao Shuai felt that there was nothing to see, his throat was itchy, and he brewed for a while, "Bang!"

A mouthful of phlegm spat onto the ground.

Before Xiaomei could express her opinion, a hot-eyed policeman next to her quickly drifted over, saluted, greeted him in English, and mercilessly said that he would be fined 2,000 yuan.

It is said that spitting in Singapore has historically been punished with flogging in addition to fines, and Singapore is one of the very few countries in the world where flogging is still used.

Shao Shuai and Xiaomei both wore sunglasses, and the police didn't pay attention to who they were, and even if they did, if they weren't usually interested in gossip, they might not be able to recognize them.

Xiaomei is a local, and she has been familiar with these rules since she was a child, so she thinks that she will be punished, and we are not bad for money anyway.

But Shao Shuai stopped doing it: "Do you know what it means to not be blamed for not knowing? Did you use a loudspeaker to broadcast that you are not allowed to spit? You didn't say how do I know? I have phlegm in my throat, you don't let me spit on the ground, I spit on your face?"

The fire that has been held under the fence of other people's homes has been sprinkled on the police all at once.

It's the first time Xiaomei has seen him get so angry, but in fact, the two of them don't know each other very well.

The attitude of the police is very tough, although Xiaomei feels that the police are right, but at the critical time, she still has to turn her elbow inward and stand on Shao Shuai's side, which is not just about money.

She told the police that this gentleman had just come to Singapore from abroad, he was not familiar with the rules, and his throat was not comfortable recently.

However, the police said that he only knew how to perform official duties and that the word "accommodating" did not appear in his dictionary......

The crowd of onlookers made Shao Shuai very angry, and he yelled at them: "What do you see, haven't you seen a quarrel?"

Xiaomei was afraid that the matter would be big and embarrassing, and she would smear her father's face, so she quickly accepted the ticket and dragged Shao Shuai away.

Shao Shuai scolded in his heart: Xiaomei's family bullied people up and down, and now walking on the street, even the little policeman dares to provoke, this is a broken ground where gods and birds don't, and I don't like to stay here anymore!

He said angrily: "Xiaomei, I plan to go back to Beijing and deal with some things." ”

"And I'm with you?"

"No need, Xiao Biesheng is newly married, do you understand?"

Xiaomei understood this sentence.

But the old man came forward to stop him: "Didn't you say a long time ago that you should abide by the three obedience and four virtues here? How can you go back to Beijing by yourself if you have nothing to do?"

Damn, this is also for advice.

Shao Shuai really wanted to escape from this hell immediately, so he pulled his grandfather over and used it without concealment: "My grandfather is critically ill, so I have to rush back." ”

Singapore emphasizes etiquette and filial piety, and when the old man heard that this was the reason, he supported it: "That's the case, then go back quickly, and greet the old man for me." ”

Shao Shuai fled and returned to Beijing.