"Vomit~" Huang Li looked at the old woman laughing into chrysanthemums, the old face of the flower was disgusted, the acid water in the stomach began to flood, and finally he couldn't bear it anymore and tilted his head and vomited.

"Huang Lang, what's wrong with you, damn it, I'm so stupid, I must have hurt you too badly, take a Peiyuan Pill to stabilize your mind first. “

The old woman pinched a brown pill in her hand and stuffed it into his mouth without waiting for Huang Li to react, and then stroked his chest with her palm, and the pill reached Huang Li's abdomen.

"Get out of the way, Lao Tzu doesn't ~ eat", Huang Li struggled to escape, but was hugged tighter and tighter by the old woman.

"Huang Lang, you have to be obedient, otherwise I will castrate you, and no one will want to get involved if I can't get it. The old woman was enthusiastic one moment, but her face changed in the next second, and she said coldly to Huang Li, her fingers like dead branches had grabbed Huang Li's crotch.

"Stop, I'm obedient and promise to have a cave with you!" Huang Li can be beaten to death, but he is definitely not a eunuch.

Finally, he has regained his former majesty, and he has a bit of the dignity of being a man, but he hasn't cultivated a few acres of land.

Huang Li was forced by the situation and fully agreed to the old woman's request.

Whether you are married, or a cave house, protect yourself first.

"Hey, who, we're going to be in the cave, can you tell me your name?"

Since the appearance of the old woman, Huang Li has been in a fog, and she can't even figure out who she is and how to escape.

It is said that knowing the other and knowing oneself can survive a hundred battles, and Huang Li decided to start by understanding the enemy.

"What, you don't know my name? You are not Huang Lang, if you dare to lie to me, I will break you into ten thousand pieces!"

"Don't, it's just that after so long, we haven't seen each other for so long, my memory has faded, tell me your name personally, okay?" Huang Li stared at the old woman's affectionate teasing.

"Huang Lang, you used to call my girlfriend name Xiaoyu, you are so forgetful. The old woman showed a shy look, which made Huang Li's stomach churn.

It's all wrinkled, and it's really unbearable to learn from other little girls to sell cuteness.

"Oh, Xiao Yu, I remembered, but I forgot about myself, I have experienced too much over the years, you see that I have mutated into this form, are you still willing to marry me?"

At this time, Huang Li thought of the palace master Hu Yuyao, who was sexually suffocating him, and he was suffocated by the feeling, all of them were Huang Lang, and they all loved him dead and alive, could it be that the old woman in front of him had something to do with Hu Yuyao?

Is this possible, one looks like a fairy, and the other is old and decrepit.

If they were sisters, what kind of circumstances would make their gap so vastly different.

"Your name is Huang Lang, I call you Huang Lang, that little cheap, people also learn from me to call you like this, hum! That little cheap, people don't love you, she must stay like a jade for the rest of her life for the position of the palace master, I am willing to sacrifice everything for you, Huang Lang, I love you, I can't live without you. The old woman had a sweet face, closed her eyes and kissed her.

Huang Li violently broke free from her arms and jumped to a safe distance of more than a zhang.

This made the old woman's face change instantly, and she questioned angrily.

"You dislike me?"

"No~ I don't dislike it, I just haven't gotten used to it yet, you always have to let me get used to it, I still have a question, I'm obviously dressed as a woman, Xiaoyu, how did you recognize me. Huang Li hurriedly diverted the topic, don't anger the neuropathy.

"Thousands of years, I can still remember the smell of you, back then you were always difficult to distinguish between male and female, sometimes brave and invincible, sometimes beautiful and gentle, and charming and charming, provoking the infatuation of men and women in the human world and the demon world. The old woman told me eloquently

"Taste, is it the taste of the strain, what is this strain, it affects me like that Huang Lang, it seems that what the chick said is true, the end result of this mutation is hermaphrodite, mom, will there be a problem with my sexual orientation at that time?"

Huang Li was a little frustrated, this strain is too crazy, what I know now is only the tip of the iceberg, and more secrets are yet to be revealed. Huang Li fell into deep thought, thinking about the strain that inhabited the tongue, and thinking about some problems in the cultivation realm. A lot of problems are tangled together, and he has a splitting headache. His current vision and realm are like idiots, he can only passively accept the mutation of his tongue, and for Xiuzhen, his agility realm was stolen from Hu Xiaorou at the beginning.

"Picking?" Thinking of this Huang Li was startled, the words Cai, Yin, Supplement, and Yang popped up in his mind, my body will have this attribute? No~ No, the twenty-year life course is extremely ordinary, and I haven't found this attribute, thinking about it, there is only one possibility, that is, a mutated tongue, a sojourning strain.

This powerful strain can not only plunder the strains of fellow mutants, but also absorb the power of immortal cultivators.

So is it as long as you have sex with the woman who cultivates the immortals, merge, and the virus strain is rescued and automatically absorbs the other party's power, Nima, this is too evil, what is the difference between this and the evil way in Xiuzhen's novels.

Huang Li was in the fugue, and the old woman didn't pick up Huang Li and flew to Fudong.

After waiting for a thousand years, she was finally able to marry the man she loved, and all her reserves turned into lovesickness, and besides, the spirits didn't care about those red tape etiquette.

The old woman's cave is in the deep mountains of the Linghu Holy Realm, although it is extremely remote, but the flowers and moon shadows that she takes care of are colorful, which is a completely different scenery from the ice and snow outside.

Huang Li was held hostage here, and he was attracted by the beautiful scenery for a while, and he just came from the ice and snow world to a warm spring-like environment, which made him feel magical, and people who cultivate immortals will really enjoy it.

If in the secular world, everyone keeps up with the clockwork work, who has the leisure to enjoy life, being a secular person is hard, and only when you become an immortal will you have the opportunity to enjoy a comfortable life.

What he has seen and heard in the past few days has made Huang Li firm in his idea of cultivating immortals, where can he start?

I have no resources, and I have no connections, do I just rely on stealing? What is the difference between that and a silver thief, although Huang Li is more colorful, it is not without a bottom line.

"Huang Lang, there is the concubine's cave mansion in front, and we are going to be here tonight. The old woman said with a happy face.

"---。Roundhouse? "No, Huang Li didn't dare to say it, this is to other people's boundaries and even have no chance to run, is it really going to follow this old woman, but I really don't have this interest, if I change to Hu Yuyao, it will be almost the same.

As soon as he thought of Hu Yuyao, Huang Li heard the old woman scolding.

"Little bitch, people, why are you coming to my territory?"

Before the voice fell, a blue figure flashed in front of Huang Li's eyes, it was the sexual, charming Hu Yuyao.

"Senior sister, don't come here unharmed! this is?" Hu Yuyao glanced at Huang Li, and her expression suddenly became nervous.

"Shameless secular person, why do you wear a little soft dress?"

"I ---。 ”