"That's the end of it, time flies too fast!"

"I haven't watched enough, I won't release two episodes for the first time, sorry?"

"The shooting is so good, "I Repair Cultural Relics in the Forbidden City" can only rank second in my mind from now on!

The first episode of "A Bite of China", which the audience has been waiting for, has finished broadcasting, and DreamWorks has not disappointed fans, still maintaining a consistent high level of high quality, which is unstoppable, and fans even listened to the end credits soundtrack, and only after repeatedly confirming that there is no second episode tonight, they are willing to turn off the TV.

What to do at this time?

Such a good-looking documentary, of course, is to swipe Weibo and share it with friends! Notify relatives and friends that you must watch it, do you still need to ask?

No!

This matter can only be ranked second!

After watching the show, the moving groove is full, but the stomach is empty!

In a certain family,

"Ma Ma!! where did you put my instant noodles?"

"What do you call yours, this is mine! Yesterday you vowed to lose weight and handed it over to me!"

"I'm not going to lose it!"

However, it was still a step too slow, and my mother made the first move!

The daughter flattened her mouth aggrievedly: "Mother, what should I do?"

As the saying goes, if you don't lose weight in April, you will be sad in May, you will be fatter in June, you will continue to be sad in July, you will stay indoors in August, you will be fat in September, you will be tired on a blind date in October, no one will accompany you in November, and you will not be surrounded in December!"

"Oh, you have the strength to lose weight when you're full, Ma Ma, I love you the most, is it okay to be half a person? Mother Lord~~~ I'll help you boil water, you share half a bowl with me, it's such a happy decision!"

The daughter was coquettish and cute, and she rolled on the ground, and ran to boil water.

"Gotta get it, don't be busy, instant noodles are just a bowl of instant noodles after all, it can't solve the fundamental problem, let's go out for supper!"

"Yay~~~!!!"

The daughter holds down her mother is a meal!

"Don't jump, go get your phone and look for it, where is that and that?"

"Oh, please, my mother, now it's summer, where do the winter bamboo shoots come from! Even the spring bamboo shoots are bamboo shoots, is it good, or not?

Let's go drink a bowl of lotus root soup, this is available all year round, clearing away heat and rejuvenating Jin, cooling blood and stopping bleeding, and nourishing the spleen and stomach!"

"Well, okay, then we'll do it?"

"Let's go!"

......

If there is instant noodles, you should order takeout and take out if you don't have instant noodles, otherwise you will call friends to go to the supper stall!

And those who are a little harder, such as college students, have no snack stock, the dormitory building has turned off the lights and closed the door, and they can't go out for takeout and can't deliver it in, so they can only go to DreamWorks Weibo to bombard it first:

"The ruthless pit master released poison late at night and lost his conscience!

Then there is a message for help in the circle of friends, poor baba:

"Help, which kind person can give me a bowl of instant noodles, or simply noodles, there is wood, there is wood, there is wood, I can buy it at double the price!"

didn't respond, silently hid in the quilt and played with his mobile phone, crying and chirping.

And the witty one is already eating hot pot and singing songs with the dormitory manager, how did you do it?

First of all, stay downstairs to make sure that the channel of his broken color TV is playing a record channel, and then wouldn't it be easier?

"Uncle Yang, Uncle Yang, come on, come on, smoke a cigarette first, we 503 This is a bit of a good thing, you can take a look. ”

"Beer?"

"This is no ordinary beer, this is a frozen beer, half a dozen !!"

"Yo ho!"

"Hee-hee, we have a Xiaoice box in the dormitory, eh, the refrigerator is not illegal, our boss likes to drink ice water, the principal has no opinion, we still have good things here!"

"Beef rolls?"

"Not to mention beef rolls, mutton rolls, beef meatballs, octopus meatballs, hot dogs, ham sausages, everything, hehe! Look at what this bag is? Chongqing hot pot soup base! spicy!

If you add the induction cooker that I confiscated by you, it's still with you, right? Well, you can just say, do we want to make this hot pot?"

"Yo ho, how much do you have to hide?"

Watching the housekeeper swallow his saliva, he knew that it was done!

"Saying this, we go in and out every day, in fact, what can we hide from you, you already know, just give us face without breaking it, come, Uncle Yang, I will do it first!

We were ready for everything that day, and we were about to call you, and the inspection leader took you to knock on the door, and we were arrested, ouch, we were so embarrassed!"

Uncle Yang smoked and drank wine, and soaked the mutton rolls.

"Hey, I didn't remind you last time, but it was a sudden inspection, and I couldn't help it, I didn't notify you, you boys, you were caught, and it's not bad that you weren't punished, and you guys are unlucky. ”

"Haha, understand, I don't understand you yet, come, toast you again, I can't drink more, I'm free, you're a lot of people you want to kill!"

"Just do it, it's just that this way of drinking, the wine is a little insufficient!"

"Cut, if you dare to open the door, the brothers will dare to go out and buy it!"

"Don't say goodbye, just a moderate amount, I've passed this, and you can't pass the security card outside." ”

"Yes, in moderation, this meat is okay, right?"

"Well, it would be perfect to have some greens. ”

"There were also green vegetables, but they couldn't be kept in the refrigerator for a few days, so they were thrown away early, and if they weren't enough, wouldn't there be instant noodles? ”

A beautiful late-night hot pot on campus, after eating and drinking, burp and then say to the dormitory administrator who was dizzy: "It's late, Uncle Yang, you rest first, let's wash the pots and pans or something!"

The confiscated induction cooker will go back again, cough cough, hidden merit and fame!

(This personal real experience adaptation, at that time I was sick and couldn't eat iodized salt, the school cafeteria food had nothing to do with me, I could only eat non-iodized coarse salt, hide in the dormitory and cook by myself, rice cooker induction cooker or something was confiscated, my brother I got things back like this, open up the world line, and since then arrogantly buy vegetables to cook, from time to time to communicate with the housekeeper about cooking experience and buying vegetables, cabbage and he meow expensive, today's supermarket meat is not fresh or something.) ）

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This evening.

Food stalls, supper stalls or something, business is exceptionally good, and the takeaway orders of the night market stores are soft!

"I want fried lettuce with Nuodeng ham!"

"Brother, where did you get Nuodeng ham, only lean meat and bean sprouts fried noodles, do you want it!"

"Then stir mein and add an egg ......"

The style of painting on Weibo is like this,

"After watching "A Bite of China", he was crazy hungry!"

"Me too, drooling!"

"Let's go for supper, barbecue beer, and ask you if you have an appointment!"

", why hasn't the takeaway brother come yet, help, I can't bear it!"

From time to time, I kill a cute person,

"Oh my God, it's too much, I really want to kill the pit master, just release the poison in the middle of the night, Lao Tzu was on his way to eat supper and was blocked by a Kirby beast!

Well, Pokemon GO is still on fire......

A screenshot of the game in front of Kirbymon was PO up, and netizens were crazy!

"Hahaha!!!"

"Hold it back, brother, I will definitely support you in this matter, his meow pit master!"

"My 358th regiment is on the way to support, I have helped with this field, Li Yunlong has no face when he comes!"

"I, Li Yunlong, need you to give face? Second Battalion Commander! Go and bring Lao Tzu's Italian ....... The noodles are served, I'm fucking hungry!"

"Hahahahaha!!"

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