In a high school in Chuncheng (Changchun) in Northeast China, a sweaty boy was running quickly into the classroom of the seventh class of the third year of high school.

He ran to the door of the classroom, wiped the sweat from his face with his shirt sleeve, straightened his chest, and pushed open the classroom door, his eyes meeting two pieces of glass of the same height......

"Jin Cancan, you're late again, tell me, what's the reason for today?"

More than 50 pairs of eyes stared at him in unison.

"What are you looking at?"

Jin Cancan crooked his neck and reprimanded everyone, and then he smiled at everyone and said, "Damn, I fell on a big horse, broke all the 2 catties of eggs that an aunt just bought from the vegetable market, and spread egg cakes on the road!"

"Have you eaten?"

"What to eat...... Fat cat, you just admit to eating, my head was knocked on the road teeth, and I was knocked into a big bag. ”

"Wow, that's true!" said Jia Cuicui, another of Jincancan's best friends, looking at the big bag on his head.

The female teacher with glasses looked helplessly at Jin Cancan playing a live treasure in her seat...... At this time, the students, who grew up after 2000, were too confident!

If you say, "Cherish your clothes from a new age," and they will say, "Cherish your reputation from a young age."

Who still believes...... They don't believe ghosts, they see more things on the Internet than teachers.

I'm writing about the Spring City in the Northeast, not the Spring City in Yunnan, don't get me wrong, students!

Do you have the system in your head now?

Hasn't your soul awakened yet?

All they asked questions was all this nonsense, this female teacher, who is also the head teacher of Jin Cancan, was born in the 80s......

Sometimes the more naughty students call her Mommy, and at this time she really wants to quit her job and stop teaching...... Don't be angry with them anymore.

What they are thinking and doing now is something that these adults don't understand, and she really convinces these children in the middle of their youth.

These few people who followed Jin Cancan to coax blindly are all his best friends, classmates and friends from elementary school to now.

Last Friday, Jin Cancan was also late, and the reason he said was that he was robbed by a little boy with a toy gun, and the little boy asked him for 50 yuan in the morning.

He took out all the pockets on his body to be cleaner than his face, and he didn't scrape together enough of the 50 yuan.

It's too fucking embarrassing, I'm too poor, Jin Cancan suddenly wants to be rich, to be a rich man, at least I can eat what I want to eat, and I can buy what I need most...... Being a rich man must be very cool.

At this time, the pistol on Jin Cancan's temple suddenly emitted a faint smell of plastic.

", toy guns...... Take a piece of broken chemical synthesis and dare to rob your Grandpa Jin, it's really a dog's eye to look down on people!"

He turned around and came with a beautiful spinning punch, and the boy was full of mud, and Jin Cancan deliberately shook his fist in front of him again, and he was so frightened that he turned over and immediately fled.

"Jin Cancan, why don't you go to school with your sister Hualala?" the teacher asked with his hand subconsciously holding his glasses.

"It's a waste of time to walk with my sister, she goes out 15 minutes early every day, at least 10 minutes of my time is wasted, how many 10 minutes can I waste in my life? ”

His two best friends, Fat Cat and Jia Cui Cui, began to follow and coax again.

"Jin Cancan, can you sit down...... You just play the game, and I'll tell you ......."

The teacher suddenly paused when he said this, who to tell? Jin Cancan's parents disappeared two years ago, and he only has a younger sister who is still an adult, and he is the head of the Jin family.

"He's the parent?"

The teacher looked at the roof and rolled his eyes: "...... Start classes now!"

The teacher is talking about biology and talking about cell division...... The fat cat was lying on the golden ear and muttering, "Cancan, how many cells can divide...... Can it be split into eggs?"

"You just said that I was starving to death when I spread egg cakes on the road!"

"Didn't you eat breakfast in the morning?"

The fat cat shook his head.

"You're a foodie among foodies......"

"Jin Cancan, stop talking...... If you don't want to sit down, why don't you stand in front of you and let everyone look at you?" the teacher said suddenly.

"Wow...... I'll go now!" Jin Cancan finished speaking, and came to the teacher's podium!

"Go and stand in the corner, don't interfere with my lecture. ”

He didn't move, the big man who was almost 1.80 centimeters tall was a lot taller than the female teachers who wore glasses.

The teacher stepped forward to drag him to the corner.

Jin Cancan didn't want to fight with the teacher, but when the teacher dragged him hard, her too thin pants were torn and pulled, and she "brushed" from the back of her ass like a small snake exploring the way, and opened the line all the way to the leg joint......

The pink shorts with princess lace were instantly exposed under the noses of more than 50 classmates.

The teacher's face instantly turned red from his ears to his neck......

If you provoke thunder, you will be crowned.

At this time, Jin Cancan cleared his throat and said, "This is a philosophical question about the ass. ”

Buttocks, isn't it divided into two halves, people have mouths and butts, and there is nothing strange about physiology.

Who hasn't seen the ass: Mom and Dad's and even my sister Hualala's, I've seen them all.

Someone actually came up with some ass philosophy, isn't it just a bunch of human flesh?

It's really full of food and drink, and the idle eggs hurt!

Is it strange that my sister doesn't have the same surname as me? There is nothing strange about it, the surname is just a continuation of the life of a family, and the name is just a code name.

Because Mom and Dad loved each other very much before their deaths, the two agreed that if they gave birth to a son, they would have their father's surname, and if they gave birth to a daughter, they would have their mother's surname.

The teacher tied the clothes borrowed by her classmates around her waist to block the broken pants, and she went home to change them so that everyone could study biology on their own.

…………

As soon as the teacher walked out of the classroom and closed the door, a soft meow of a kitten came from the golden table.

"Cancan, are you messing with cats?"

"Fat cat, don't say it so ugly, I picked up a stray cat, and I've decided to adopt it......"

"You're talking nonsense, do you have time to take care of it?"

"Squeeze in time, fat cat, it's only true that you can get him something to eat now. ”

"While the teacher is away, you can throw it away, or send it home!"

"Yes, right away...... Fat cat, the teacher comes back, if she asks me, you will say that I have diarrhea, in the toilet......"

There was another burst of laughter in the classroom.

Before Jin Cancan could finish speaking, he had already rushed out of the classroom...... Everyone started talking about him again.

The teachers and students in the school all know that Jin Cancan is a bad student who is both naughty and popular in this class......