It is said that people are unlucky and they stuff their teeth when they drink cold water, but I want to tell you that people who are unlucky can choke half to death when they breathe.

No one knows which god this product has offended, and it is almost lost confidence in life when it is played.

Thunderbolt just pushed him gently, and he could even hit his head on the table leg, Ye Fei and the others didn't know what to say at all.

"Whew~~"

I came out with a scream, and then hurriedly covered my head with my hand, and saw blood flowing out along the cracks of this guy's fingers.

Ye Fei sighed and said, "You still broke it." ”

The Universe Is the Weakest: "......"

"Ye Shen, I didn't mean it, Thunderbolt, what are you pushing me for?!"

Seeing that he could knock his head into the blood by pushing this thing, Thunderbolt Fire was also a little numb, opened his mouth, and said for a long time: "I said that you have no roots under your feet? I didn't use my strength, why did you hit it?"

"You still say, don't you know my name?"

"I ......"

What a fiery temper in the thunderbolt, I didn't say a word for a long time when I was the weakest in the universe, yes, people call me the weakest in the universe, grandma, why do I have to push him? He walked slower and slower, and now this thing is ...... It's embarrassing.

The audience in the live broadcast room also understood what was going on, they were really crying and laughing, how could there be such a strange person in the world, saying that the most declining is really the most declining, this casual action can be injured, and there is really no one.

It didn't take long for my weakest face in the universe to be covered in blood, and this thing screamed in pain.

Ye Fei hurriedly went upstairs to get gauze, and then took a small bottle and came down, the small bottle was a pale yellow medicinal powder, cleaned up the blood on the decrepit face of the universe, and sprinkled the medicinal powder on the wound.

Not to mention, no one knows what the medicinal powder Ye Fei used, anyway, the blood stopped immediately after sprinkling it, and it also had the effect of relieving pain, which was very magical.

Finally, I wrapped my most declining head in the universe with gauze, and it was over.

Now when I look at the universe, I am the weakest, and the whole person is like a wounded person who has just come down from the battlefield, with his arms hanging and his head bandaged, which is miserable.

"Ye Shen, do I still introduce myself?"

Before Ye Fei could speak, Jiugong Zhenren couldn't help but laugh and said, "Don't introduce it, just your appearance, others can recognize you at a glance." ”

I let out a sigh of decay in the universe, and then stood aside cautiously.

This is really a very unique self-introduction, although I didn't say the most declining sentence to the audience in the live broadcast room, but everyone knows him, just like Jiugong Zhenren said, this shape is the best signboard.

Ye Fei looked at the sea flower and the universe, I am the most handsome, and said, "Who is the two of you?"

The most handsome man in the universe came over with his little short legs and said, "I'll come." ”

As he spoke, he put his hands on one side of the stool and climbed up.

Well, yes, he climbed up, no way, I am the most handsome in the universe and not even as tall as Yao Xiaoming, Yao Xiaoming has to be hugged when he sits on a stool, not to mention him, but he is older than Yao Xiaoming, and his movements are sharp, otherwise he probably has to be hugged.

After the goods sat down on the stool, they beckoned to the live broadcast room, and then smiled and said, "Hello everyone, I am the most handsome in the legendary universe, are you surprised?"

Everyone: "......."

"Are you the most handsome in the universe?"

"Psycho, brother, don't make trouble, let me be the most handsome in the universe. ”

"What about the live broadcast, don't delay, hurry up and finish introducing the good-looking Ye Shen to make food. ”

"Little brat, get out of here, waste time. ”

I am the most handsome in the universe: "......."

Damn, what kind of rhythm is this? I've already reported myself, how can you not believe it?

"I'm really the most handsome in the universe. ”

"Okay, okay, just make a joke, it's endless, isn't it?"

"Ye Shen, take this little child away, don't let him delay. ”

The black hair on my most handsome face in the universe exploded, but I didn't expect the audience in the live broadcast room to believe him.

He hurriedly turned his head to look at Ye Fei and said, "Ye Shen, help me." ”

Ye Fei came to his side with a smile, bent down slightly and said, "Everyone, he is not wrong, he is the most handsome in the universe." ”

Everyone heard Ye Fei say that this product is really the most handsome in the universe, and one by one they are completely drunk.

"Damn, it's blinding my titanium eyes. ”

"I'm the most handsome in the universe, I'm the most handsome in the universe?!Please, can you change your name? I'm sorry, do you know these words?"

"What the hell is this black hair? beard?"

"This height ...... Big brother, you've been run over by a road roller, haven't you?"

I'm the most handsome in the universe, it's really beyond everyone's expectations, no one thought that this product and this name didn't have anything to do with it at all, if you talk about the universe, you are the ugliest, there are many people who won't doubt it.

I was the most handsome in the universe and was about to vomit blood, and said, "What do you know, who told you that handsome only refers to appearance?"

When people heard him ask, they were even more speechless, handsome doesn't mean what else can it mean by appearance?

Just when many people were about to start laughing again, suddenly an audience member called the upside-down galaxy sent a series of surprised expressions, which directly stunned everyone.

"What do you mean by hanging upside down the galaxy?" someone asked.

The upside-down galaxy did not answer, but first let out a series of surprised expressions, and then sent a message: "This person ...... How could this man be him? He's the most handsome person in the universe?"

"Huh~ Do you know him?"

"I just recognized it, my God, why did he go to Ye Shen to participate in the live broadcast? He rarely goes out, which is a little too terrifying. ”

"Damn, don't grind, who the hell is he?"

Upside down Xinghe Dao: "Everyone, his words just now reminded me, if I guessed correctly, then I said his name, and many interstellar viewers in the live broadcast room should have heard of it." ”

"Why don't you finish a sentence again, believe it or not, more than 20 billion of us have killed you?"

"Don't mind, I'm afraid of scaring you, I'll say it now, many interstellar friends should know that there is a story circulating in interstellar space, about a legendary story, this legend is called Dolota, this person is not good-looking, very short, but he is one of the most famous inventors in interstellar space, especially he is particularly good at inventing weapons, it is said that he has invented not a thousand kinds of weapons in his life, but also eight hundred, many planets in interstellar space are using weapons he invented, and it is precisely because of this that he is particularly rich, his wealth all comes from these inventions, and he has his own production placeI just guess that this person should be Dolota, because he said that a person's handsomeness should not only be judged by appearance, that is, by connotation, and there is another thing, that is, money. ”

"Although this kind of thing is very cliché, but it is inevitable, a person has money, then no matter how you look at it, it is charming, at least vulgar charm, Dolota is a weapon manufacturer, money is not a thing for him at all, some people count, Dolota's wealth should also be able to rank in the entire interstellar space, at least within the top five thousand, it can be said that this person is rich and frightening, combined with the refreshing degree of his previous reward to the leaf god, coupled with his image in the legend, I think this person should be Dolota, if it is really him, everyone, I think there seems to be nothing wrong with him calling me the most handsome in the universe。 ”

The news of the upside-down galaxy is very long, mainly to introduce a legendary character named Dorota, after he finished speaking, the entire live broadcast room instantly fell silent, not only the earth audience couldn't believe it, but even some of the interstellar audience couldn't believe it, but they seemed to have to believe it, because some of them also knew this legend.

Dorota, the king of interstellar weapons, is said to be miserable-looking, and it is precisely because of this that he invented weapons with his life, so that whoever laughed at him would kill him.

But this man is not very bad, why do you say that? Because this man rarely goes out, and few people can see his true face in Lushan, so he has never killed anyone, and the legend is just his threat.

Less appearance, more money, and ugly appearance, these characteristics are all concentrated on one person, which is easily reminiscent of Dolota, a god-man, so the upside-down galaxy will say the name of this person.

When all the interstellar viewers who knew this legend reacted, they were directly stunned, and they were all stunned.

Some people may say that the top 5,000 are too far behind, but don't forget that it's the whole universe, who knows how many people are in the whole universe? It's an unknown number, I don't know tens of billions or even hundreds of billions, and being able to rank in the top 5,000 in front of such a huge number is not what a god is?

Ye Fei and his gang were all dumbfounded, they looked at the guy sitting on the stool with no feet touching the ground in the back, and said in their hearts, how can this not look like a weapon king, this is a super narcissistic little winter melon, okay.

"Are you really Dorota?" Ye Fei and the others had not yet come to their senses, and Thunderbolt suddenly came to the most handsome in the universe and asked.

I am the most handsome in the universe and smiled, and said, "I said that you don't believe it?"

"I ...... I don't know. ”

"Then you'll treat me like Dorota. ”

“......”

"Idol, idol, you are also my idol!"

Thunderbolt is a war maniac, his favorite in addition to eating, there is also a weapon, he used a lot of weapons invented by Dolota, it can be said that each one is extremely easy to use, the power is very great, when he took thousands of people to sweep other planets, the weapon he used was the gas compression cannon invented by Dolota, that thing is light and easy to use, and the power is great, a cannon goes out quietly A compressed air mass bomb will go out, and after hitting the target, the air mass bomb will expand violently at the first time, and it can tear the target into powder by force, this weapon is really terrifying, and it is also one of Thunderbolt's favorite weapons。

Now that he has met the inventor of this weapon, it is no wonder that he is not excited.

"It's so cool, it's really cool today, I came to Ye Shen to participate in the live broadcast and I can still see an interstellar weapon maniac outside, hahaha, it's so cool!!"

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