Chapter 019: Connotative Jokes
Comber was stunned for a moment, and then said truthfully: "It's such a young lady, Madame just had something wrong and was frightened." Mr. Tang can't come back from abroad now, and he hopes that you will come over to accompany Madame. ”
Tang Rui didn't look at Xu Manni as usual, in her opinion, this was a person who didn't matter to her, if it wasn't for her father's insistence, she wouldn't agree to come here to see her at all. What's more, it was Lin Feng, a nasty guy, who came with her.
Lin Feng showed politeness and asked Xu Manni, "Are you feeling better now, what happened?"
Xu Manni said: "It's much better now, I'm really scared to death today!" She seemed to have found the object of her complaint and began to complain to Lin Feng.
It turned out that this morning, Xu Manni went out shopping in a private car, and on the way back, when she was about to reach the villa, the car she was riding in suddenly had a flat tire.
At that time, the car was driving at a speed of 120 miles on the mountain road, because of the puncture, the direction of the vehicle quickly deviated, and almost overturned, fortunately the driver's skill, and the guardrail of the mountain road was strong, the car hit the guardrail and was blocked. Otherwise, they will fall off the cliff with the car and the car will be destroyed and killed.
Later, they found out that it was broken glass on the road that caused the car to burst a tire, and the presence of broken glass on the flat road was very suspicious, and she suspected that someone had deliberately put it.
Xu Manni recalled the heart-pounding situation before, and cried as she spoke, the pear blossoms with rain were really beautiful.
"Then what do you mean?, is someone deliberately trying to frame you?" Lin Feng Zhengse asked Xu Manni, listening to Xu Manni's tone, as if he wanted to express this meaning.
Xu Manni wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes with a tissue, nodded and said, "Well, I suspect that someone is deliberately unfavorable to our Tang family, because on that mountain road, there are few other cars to go, and those people can only target our Tang family." ”
What Xu Manni said is not unreasonable, the mountain road was specially built by Tang Jianhao for the convenience of access, and it is exclusive to the Tang family, and the main users are the vehicles of the Tang family and the guests who enter and leave the Tang family's villa.
In this way, someone deliberately murdered Xu Manni. Thinking of this, Lin Feng couldn't help but feel cautious, because last time, there was an incident where someone plotted to kidnap Tang Rui, and this time, Xu Manni had a strange car accident, and Lin Feng had to connect the two things.
Lin Feng got the murderer Ah Kun in Haitian Entertainment City last time, and learned from him that the kidnapping of Tang Rui was instigated by a person named Qin Yaoguang. This time, will it also be that Qin Yaoguang?
"Lin Feng, you must protect Rui Rui, with you by Rui Rui's side, Jianhao and I can rest assured!" Xu Manni said to Lin Feng.
"I'll do my best, don't worry!" Lin Feng said, he now felt that he still had to get along with this difficult eldest lady day and night, because similar things could still happen.
"We have sent someone to investigate, hoping to find out who did it as soon as possible, so that we can rest assured, I am afraid that someone will be unfavorable to Jianhao. Xu Manni said.
After speaking, she turned her head to Tang Rui and said, "Rui Rui, you have to listen to your father's words and get along with Lin Feng well, you need Lin Feng's protection, we are all thinking about you." ”
Tang Rui said angrily: "I know my own affairs, you better don't care about it so much, take care of yourself!"
"Miss, you can't talk to Madame like this!" said Comber, who was standing on the side listening to them, when he heard Tang Rui say this.
Although Comber is only relative to Tang Jianhao's housekeeper and assistant, Tang Jianhao respects him a lot and treats him as his brother, and he is Tang Rui's elder.
Although Xu Manni is only a few years older than Tang Rui, she is also Tang Rui's nominal mother, and seeing Tang Rui's disrespectful look towards Xu Manni, he can't help but say a word for Xu Manni.
Xu Manni smiled and stretched out her hand to stop Comber, and Tang Rui stopped talking, just sitting there with a very unhappy face.
However, from beginning to end, Xu Manni behaved very self-contained, she understood that her relationship with Tang Rui was originally very awkward and difficult to get along harmoniously, not to mention that Tang Rui was such a pampered and rebellious girl.
Lin Feng and Tang Rui stayed in the villa for more than an hour, then left the villa and prepared to go back to Sweetheart's apartment. Tang Rui's mood seems to be very bad, no wonder, when she meets someone she doesn't like very much, it naturally affects her mood very much.
Xu Manni cried that she had encountered a car accident, Tang Rui had a feeling of schadenfreude, and she even felt that it would be better if Xu Manni really had a car accident and disappeared.
"I don't want to go back now!" On the way back to Sweetheart's apartment, Tang Rui said to Comber, who was driving in front of him.
Comber said, "Miss, where do you want to go now?"
"I don't know, anyway, I'm in a bad mood right now, and I don't want to go back!" Tang Rui said with a raised eyebrow.
Comber looked embarrassed again, and looked at Lin Feng with a distressed gaze. Comber now unconsciously has a kind of consciousness, it seems that Lin Feng is quite effective in dealing with this unruly eldest lady.
Lin Feng frowned and didn't speak, if the situation allowed, he didn't want to take the initiative to provoke his eldest lady's fiancée.
"Hey, beast, I'm in a bad mood right now, don't you think you should do something?" Tang Rui was a little angry when she saw that no one was paying attention to her, and looked at Lin Fengdao on the side.
"Uh, do something?" Lin Feng wondered.
Tang Rui said: "Hmph, don't you see that Miss Ben is in a bad mood now? You must hurry up and find a way to make me happy, otherwise I won't let you go back to the sweetheart apartment tonight." ”
Lin Feng smiled bitterly, and said in his heart that he was really shot while lying down, and if he didn't take the initiative to provoke you, he still couldn't avoid the fate of being viciously punished by you. Alas, if you have a wife like this, life is better than death!
"Alas, is there such a trouble? You can't tell a few funny jokes? It's so tasteless!" Tang Rui said with a disappointment.
Lin Feng said: "Okay, I'll tell you a few funny brain teasers, make you happy and test your IQ by the way!"
"Okay, come on, but I can tell you, if it's not funny, I won't let you into my villa!"
Lin Feng smiled helplessly, and said in his heart that this wife is too difficult to coax. Fortunately, he still has a few brain teasers and jokes in his stomach, all of which he has heard from others before.
"Okay, I'll talk about the first one first: three Jin are called Xin, three water are called Miao, three days are called Jing, and three people are called Zhong, what are the three ghosts called?"
Tang Rui seemed to be a little interested, gestured with his finger in the air, and then said, "Three ghosts, I don't know this word." ”
Lin Feng said: "Wrong, three ghosts, you should call for help!"
Tang Rui chuckled, and then said, "Hmph! This is a word game, you are cheating, this doesn't count, you say it again!"
Lin Feng then said another one: There has always been a taxi driver, once drove a night bus with a passenger, and when he was about to arrive at the place, the passenger sitting in the back seat patted him on the shoulder from behind and asked him to stop, and the taxi driver was so scared that he peed his pants, guess what?
This Tang Rui didn't seem to have heard of it, she thought about it for a while and didn't guess it, so she asked: "This is still a little difficult, I can't guess it, what do you say is wrong with the driver?"
Lin Feng said: "It's very simple, the driver used to drive a hearse for the funeral home!"
Tang Rui couldn't help but laugh, and said angrily: "This is not funny, and you use ghosts to scare me, I'm still not happy!"
Lin Feng thought for a while, and then said, "Okay, then I'll tell you something with connotation, I promise it's funny!"
"One night, there was a beautiful woman dressed very nice and sexy walking down a remote path......!"
"I'm bored, I've heard this, is there a man following this woman, and then this woman finds a grave and says home, and then scares this man away?"
Tang Rui didn't wait for Lin Feng to finish speaking, then interrupted him and said, "Hmph! Give you one last chance, if you don't make Miss Ben laugh again, you will sleep on the road tonight!"
Lin Feng said: "It's not such a cliché story, are you listening to me say that it is intact?"
"Okay!
Lin Feng then continued: "The next thing is like this, not long after this beautiful woman walked on the road, a man riding a bicycle came behind her, and the man said to the beautiful woman, you are a beautiful girl who is not safe to walk at night, let me ride a bicycle to take you for a while." The woman agreed, but the luggage rack behind the bicycle was too bad to sit on, so the man let the woman sit on the beam in front of the saddle of the bicycle, and the two of them bumped all the way until the man helped the woman return home. Then the woman got out of the car and found ......"
Lin Feng suddenly paused when he said this, and went to see Tang Rui's reaction. Tang Rui was listening carefully, and when he saw that he was broken, he immediately asked, "Go on, what did the woman find?"
"Nothing!" Lin Feng replied.
"Well??? nothing?"
Lin Feng said: "Eh! I mean she found that there was nothing in front of the car! There was no place to sit at all." Lin Feng held back his mouth, and said in his heart that the joke was a bit big now. If Tang Rui knew that she told her this kind of meat joke, would she kick herself out of the car.
However, Tang Rui obviously hadn't reacted yet, and still asked, "What do you mean? I don't think it's funny at all!"
"Well, it's funny to hear the connotation, and it's a test of your IQ. Lin Fengdao.
"Then tell me the answer quickly, hurry up!" Tang Rui seemed to have no patience to guess, and urged Lin Feng.
Lin Feng said: "Well, what I'm talking about is that there is nothing in front of the bicycle, and the woman has been sitting on the ......!"
"Where are you sitting?" Tang Rui said suspiciously: "Hmph! It's still not funny, you are not allowed to enter the villa at night!"
Lin Feng was depressed, it seems that Tang Rui's IQ in this regard is really pitifully low, and this question can be guessed by an underage girl.
"Tell me, what do you mean?" Tang Rui himself felt that his guess was wrong, and immediately urged Lin Fengdao.
Lin Feng had no choice but to step forward and whisper in Tang Rui's ear. When Tang Rui heard this, he immediately covered his stomach and laughed out loud without any image.