Liu Banxian is really angry, what do you say the two guys are calling nonsense?

It's okay now, I can't call it the first knife of Qiankun, I just put it on my hand, and I also drew blood, don't you say it's angry?

Liu Banxian bared his teeth and turned his head to glare at Jiu Jiu and the fat pig fiercely, he really wanted to rush up and give each of them a slap, he had been messing with himself for so long, and he hadn't practiced his concentration at all, what were you doing.

"If you two little bastards don't tell me why, be careful that the knife in my hand will cut you. Liu Banxian danced a knife that was only the length of a finger in his hand, and said with his white hair standing up his teeth and claws.

September glanced at Liu Banxian excitedly.

The fat pig jumped up directly, then raised his hands and jumped twice in place, and then shouted: "Hit, hit, Xiao Jiu!"

"What do you mean, what's wrong?" asked Liu Banxian with a confused expression.

"Winning the lottery, Xiao Jiu has won the lottery. ”

The fat pig was really excited, as if it was not September who won the lottery, but himself, and the face of the excited goods turned red.

Liu Banxian walked over with a knife and said suspiciously, "Winning the lottery?"

"Of course. ”

"Don't talk nonsense, I've been watching here for a long time and haven't won the lottery, this little bastard just logged in his account to win the lottery?"

"Believe it or not. ”

As he spoke, the fat pig pulled Liu Banxian and pointed to the screen in front of him, and said, "Do you see it?" Liu Banxian, do you see it? The lucky wheel stopped, Xiao Jiu's name, and the ID number are all the same. ”

Liu Banxian glanced at the screen in front of him, then rubbed his eyes and looked again, the knife in his hand fell directly, and it happened to fall on his foot, and it was still pointed down.

What's even more speechless is that no one knows what material this guy's knife is made of, it is extremely sharp, although it didn't deliberately stab his foot, but it fell so freely and directly pierced his foot.

"it!wow~~"

Liu Banxian finally reacted, this thing jumped high, and then hugged his left foot and screamed.

Hurt!

It hurts!

The tears of pain fell out, and he hurriedly sat on the ground, pulled out the knife on the side of his feet, and took off the broken shoes with open toes, and saw that the blood on his feet was gurgling out.

"Your sister!! it's a big loss, it's a big loss, it's a big loss, it's a big loss. ”

The thing was holding its feet and screaming.

That's right, now Liu Banxian's intestines are really green with regret, who is he? He is Liu Banxian, although he can't say that he counts five hundred years before and after five hundred years, but in the eyes of others, he is also very powerful.

It's good now, I, a person who can pinch and calculate, just quit Ye Shen's live broadcast room, and the people over there won the lottery before they even arrived for a minute after logging in with the same device.

Tell me what it's called?

If you let others know about this, it will be even more embarrassing than cutting your own hand with a knife just now.

"My reputation is purely ruined in the hands of you two little bastards, oops, the flesh hurts, the bones also hurt, my heart hurts even more, you two are really the nemesis of Lao Tzu. ”

September glanced at Liu Banxian, who was screaming, and said, "Did I say that you are done howling? Let you take the gall of the bull and tiger, what are you calling here? If you shout like this, Lai Scar really can't save it." ”

Liu Banxian pointed at Xiao Jiu fiercely and said, "Discuss something, if you agree, I will save him, if you don't agree, it's not negotiable." ”

"What's the matter?"

"This place was supposed to be mine, but you withdrew my account, so you can't ask for this award, give it to me. ”

"You ......"

September depressed vomiting blood, tell me who this is, Lao Tzu's account, I won the lottery, why give it to you?

The fat pig jumped up directly, pointed at Liu Banxian and scolded: "Okay, you shameless Liu Banxian, can you have a face? You see that you haven't won the lottery for a long time, Xiao Jiu has just landed and won the lottery, what does this mean? It shows that he has a relationship with Ye Shen, and God helped him win the lottery, so what does it matter to you? You are a lot older, go find a mirror to see if you are blushing? I feel panicked for you. ”

"Hmph~"

Liu Banxian didn't care about the fat pig's scolding, anyway, if he could eat the food made by Ye Shen, what was his cheekiness? Scold, scold casually, as long as you give me this quota, I don't care if the scolding is dark, the sun and the moon are dark.

Look at how cheap this man is?

I can say anything for food.

Seeing that Liu Banxian didn't pay attention to himself at all, the fat pig became even more angry.

"Old man, don't go too far, although you have saved us a few times, but every time we come back, we will leave the best food for you, if you still have a little conscience, hurry up and save Lai Scar, and don't talk crookedly here." ”

Liu Banxian glanced at the fat pig, where one leg kept shaking around, this guy has always implemented the purpose of the dead pig is not afraid of boiling water and Lao Tzu's skin is as thick as the city wall, I just don't retreat, what can you do?

Just when this guy was proud, September spoke lukewarmly.

"On the evening of March 28th, when the eldest lady of the Lin family was bathing, you hung upside down in front of the window and pierced a layer of window paper, and then looked around for a while, and aimed your left eye at the small hole in the window paper, May 16th, when the eldest daughter-in-law of the Zhao family bathed, you used the same method to succeed again, on July 20th, the concubine just married by the grandfather of the Hu family asked you to defile with your eyes again, on August 6th, Zhuge Caifeng shouted to the family to chase a dirty guy, and the person was finally chased and jumped off the cliff, and your right leg was broken after you came back that night, and it took three months to raise it, well~~ I think if I tell this news to these big families, you shouldn't be able to stay in the fifth universe, at least in the moon ring star, right?"

After speaking, Jiu Jiu Leh looked at Liu Banxian, whose face was already blue, and stretched his waist, and said: "I can't eat well during this time, I can't sleep well, my brain is not good, and I can't remember fifteen things." ”

Liu Banxian: "......"

"Little September, count you ruthless!"

Pointing at September fiercely, Liu Banxian turned his head angrily and walked back to the dead Niu Hu, and then the knife in his hand cut directly at the two round things under Niu Hu's crotch, as if it was not Niu Hu's, but September's.

"I cut, I cut, I cut, I cut, little fart, I learned to threaten Lao Tzu, there is a kind of ...... Don't threaten people with this, see who's afraid of whom?"

September was still looking at Liu Banxian's back happily, and saw that the knife in the hand of this cargo seemed to be about to break the body of the cow and tiger into ten thousand pieces every time he went down, and said with a smile: "Half Immortal, I heard you say before, you seem to have a thing that can help people travel through space, can you lend me a little?" After all, I am not that kind of person, I will not tear the space, this thing is too far to go to the first universe, I can't go through that thing without you." ”

Liu Banxian died in a huff, and the knife in the hand of the goods suddenly seemed to have become a spiritual snake, flashing up and down on Niu Hu's body, left and right, so September and Fat Pig were surprised to find that Niu Hu was shrouded by a white knife light, and when Liu Banxian stopped, he saw that Niu Hu was safe and sound.

"Poof~"

The fat pig sprayed directly, and just wanted to bury a few words, I saw Liu Banxian slap Niu Hu, and then I saw that Niu Hu's body trembled, and then I saw that the meat on Niu Hu's body was directly scattered, and pieces fell to the ground piece by piece.

When all the flesh and skin were gone, there was only a large bone shelf left on the scene, with no flesh on it, as if it were a bone shelf of a work of art, not the skeleton of a bull and tiger.

Seeing this scene, September and Fat Pig were all dumbfounded.

This Liu Banxian is not the same as them, he joined them halfway, no, it can't be said that he joined, he didn't leave.

Once on the way back from begging, they saw an old man lying on the side of the road, so they carried him back, and as a result, this old guy woke up and was full of nonsense, every day like a god, he didn't say who he was, and he didn't go out to beg for food, no, he went out, but when he came back, his hands were still empty, and no one knew what this guy was going out for.

In the impression of September and Fat Pig, it seems that they are begging with Lai Scar to feed him, and this girl has been fooling them with a mouth from the beginning to the present.

In fact, it can't be regarded as a complete fool, sometimes what he says is still very effective, for example, which villain will not live for many days, and then then the villain will really die, which official's head will be lost at night, and then someone will find out that the official's head is really gone.

It is precisely because of this that they think that this guy seems to really have some ability, otherwise he would not be so accurate.

And apart from these, they really couldn't think of anything else to be gained from this Liu Banxian.

But now they are all dumbfounded, they didn't expect that the knife in the hand of this sloppy old man who hangs every day would be so evil, just a few times like this, and only the skeleton remained.

"I thought the knife he was holding every day was a pedicure knife. The fat pig wiped the cold sweat from his head and whispered.

September didn't speak, but stared at Liu Banxian for a while, and suddenly clapped his hands and said, "Okay, give me that thing to use now, and then when I come back, I don't want to see Zang Long and his gang again, otherwise ......"

Liu Banxian didn't speak, but stretched out his hand to pick up Niu Hu's gall, and then took a broken bowl with some gaps from the side, Niu Hu Gu carried it in his hand, placed it on top of the broken bowl, and then stabbed the knife in his other hand directly on the gall.

Immediately, I saw green bile squirt out and fall directly into the bowl.

After the bile flowed out, Liu Banxian walked into a small room next to him with a broken bowl, and walked out again after a while, but the bile in the bowl was gone.

He threw the broken bowl to the ground, and then stared at September and said expressionlessly, "Are you sure you want to use it?"

September was startled, he had never seen Liu Banxian so serious, even if he was angry just now, he wasn't so serious, what's wrong?

But he was reluctant to give up this rare opportunity, he was a beggar and had never eaten anything really delicious, and it was precisely because of this that a group of them would like Ye Fei's show more, although they couldn't eat the food made by Ye Fei, but it was okay to be able to smell the taste, which was also a very happy thing.

Now that I can not only smell the aroma, but also have the opportunity to participate in Ye Shen's live broadcast, and be able to eat the food made by Ye Shen on the spot, such an opportunity may be this time in my life, and I must not miss it.

Under Liu Banxian's cold gaze, September suddenly grinned, then nodded and said, "I'm sure." ”

"Okay, here you go. ”

As he spoke, Liu Banxian took out something wrapped in rags from his arms, threw it to Jiujiu, and said, "Don't blame me for not reminding you, if something happens to me, don't worry, I watched the sky last night and found that Zang Long and his group of people would not live for three days." ”

September caught the rag eggs thrown by Liu Banxian, nodded and said, "I'm tired, I'll return it to you after I use it." ”

"No, I don't. ”

"Huh, you don't want the awesome things you treasure every day?"

"I want to, but I probably won't have the chance. ”

"You...... What do you mean?"

"You'll know, the poison on your friend's body has been cured, and he will wake up soon and take his leave!"

After speaking, Liu Banxian turned around, then walked out of the door and crashed into the wind and rain, like a strong man going on an expedition.

September hurriedly chased to the door and shouted: "Liu Banxian ......"

"Don't call me, neither of us will know anyone in the future, you have never seen me, and I don't know that you are beggars, each one is well. ”

"No, I mean ......"

Puff~

Before September's words were finished, I saw Liu Banxian's body, which was walking forward majestically, suddenly disappeared in the wind and rain, and it was not until this time that the second half of September was spoken.

"There's a pit in front of you, and you haven't had time to put a wooden gun in it. ”

Shout~

A figure rushed out of the ground, stood there and turned his head to look back, yelling, "Who dug it?!"

The fat pig hiding behind September shrunk his neck and whispered, "I didn't dig it." ”

September Yaya smiled and said, "Half Immortal, it's actually ......."

Seeing that September was smiling, Liu Banxian pointed at him fiercely, and then turned around and faced the wind and rain again...... Fell into the pit.

September covered his face and said, "Actually, I want to tell you that there is another one in front of you." ”

After a while, Liu Banxian's body rushed out of the ground again, and then this time the goods rushed to the front of September in a huff, grabbed the collar of September's clothes, picked up September, and said with a hideous face: "Say, how many pits have you dug?!"

September pointed to the fat pig behind him and said, "Ask him, he dug it." ”

Fat Pig: "......"

In September, your sister, isn't it good to be a friend like you?