167 Shaking and insomnia

Elizabeth looked at Zhao Yao coldly: "Zhao Yao, you have changed." ”

"I've changed something, I've been. ”

The briquette shook his head and shouted, "With the new cat, forget the old cat, there is no good thing for men." ”

"I don't like this folded ear cat. Elizabeth said lightly: "Sterilize it, isn't that no superpower?"

Yuan Yuan also added: "There are a lot of cats at home, and the average construction area of cats has plummeted." ”

The briquette asked: "Yes, Zhao Yao, with her, you are too partial, if I fall into the water with her, which one do you save first?"

Looking at the three cats, you and I said a word, and they didn't put themselves in their eyes at all, Zhao Yao pulled the corners of his mouth.

He understands that cats are creatures that hate the addition of new members in the family, and ordinary cats often have to fight for three hundred rounds when they encounter new cats in the house, redividing the territory and confirming their status in the midst of swords and swords again and again.

Although the super cat is a little more civilized, there will still be dissatisfaction.

This rice cake snoring is just the fuse of the outbreak, and it is natural that it cannot be connived at this time, otherwise the relationship between the rice cake and a few cats will only take a sharp turn and get worse and worse.

Looking at the more and more arrogant appearance of the three super cats, Zhao Yao said angrily: "I have changed, I am too kind recently, so that you can forget who is the master." ”

As he spoke, there seemed to be a black air flow diffusing from Zhao Yao's body, turning into a murderous aura that slashed at the three super cats present like a blade.

"Ahh

However, not long after it disappeared, a puddle of yellow liquid was left on the floor a few meters away, and Yuan Yuan was scared to pee.

Elizabeth's pupils contracted instantly, and her white hair fell like snowflakes: "What are you afraid of......!

She turned her head, only to find that the briquettes had devoured themselves and hid in the dimensional stomach.

Elizabeth turned her head, trembling, and said stiffly: "Zhao Yao, I'm not afraid of you......"

Ignoring what Elizabeth said, he just glared directly in the direction of the urine stain and said, "Yuanyuan, wipe it yourself immediately, otherwise I will let you lick all this urine." ”

"Obey!" Yuan Yuan, a spirit, immediately appeared, and ran to the kitchen to mop the floor with a stack of paper towels.

Then I saw Zhao Yao stretch out his palm and grab it into his mouth, and a frantically struggling briquette had been pulled out of his mouth.

"Don't!" briquette grabbed Zhao Yao's lips and shouted, "Let me go back!

"It's late. Zhao Yao's eyes flashed red, and the briquettes had stiffened and fell to the ground.

Then I saw Zhao Yao take out a small pack of catnip and a lighter on the table from under a seat cushion.

"See, no? 99 purity catnip shipped from Yunnan. As he spoke, Zhao Yao had already lit the lighter and burned the packet of catnip to ashes in front of the briquettes.

"One gram can make a cat burst with catnip...... Not anymore. ”

With a wave of his hand, Zhao Yao swept away the ashes in mid-air.

Leaving the briquettes screaming and scratching at the catnip in the sky: "No!!!"

Elizabeth saw Zhao Yao turn her head, and said while shedding her hair: "Zhao Yao, don't come here! I will activate my ability if you come over again!"

"Hehe, is it?" Zhao Yao picked up the phone, clicked it for a while and said, "Okay, the IFI password at home has been changed, and you ...... No, I know!"

Rumble!

Elizabeth opened her mouth wide and looked at Zhao Yao with a desperate expression, the whole cat sat down on the floor tile with a bang, and a large piece of white hair fell off and flew in the air.

After cleaning up the three super cats, Zhao Yao snorted coldly, and wanted to continue to deal with the rice cakes, but suddenly his ears twitched, and he seemed to hear the sound of water flowing down.

He turned his head sharply, and saw that Mango had walked to the side of the rice cake for some time, and his butt sat on the face of the rice cake and began to pee.

"No!" Zhao Yao exclaimed, and saw the rice cake's eyelids tremble for a moment, and slowly opened them.

With his own shouting, Zhao Yao had already immediately launched an illusion spell that enveloped the body of the rice cake.

Rice cake stood up, sniffed, and wondered in his heart: "How did I dream that I was urinated." She thought about it and suddenly looked at the cat's food bowl ten meters away, only to feel a strange fragrance constantly burrowing into her nose, making her have a strong appetite.

So she saw the rice cake go to the bowl and take a big gulp, but after a few bites, she couldn't help but close her eyes again, and slept on the cat food with a purr.

As the rice cake fell asleep again, Zhao Yao wiped her sweat and appeared behind her, and the illusions around her disappeared, revealing the appearance inside the dimensional stomach pouch.

"Phew, it's okay, it's okay, it's okay to use illusion to deceive the past, and lure him into the dimensional stomach pouch. Zhao Yao wiped the sweat from his head, smelled the smell coming from the other party's head, and suddenly frowned.

"Mango, this stupid cat, why do you want to pee again. ”

But it is impossible to let the rice cake keep cat urine on his head all the time, and he can't block the other party's sense of smell forever.

In desperation, Zhao Yao could only scrub it by himself, while continuing to seal the other party's five senses, while sealing his sense of smell, and wiping off the urine on the rice cake head little by little with a bitter face.

After doing all this, Zhao Yao then had to wash his hands and take a bath repeatedly, and he was already busy until half past four in the morning.

"It's okay, it's okay, there's still more than three hours to catch up on sleep. ”

Closing his bloodshot eyes, Zhao Yao could finally lie down on the bed peacefully.

Five minutes later, just when Zhao Yao was full of sleepiness, his eyes seemed to be closed, and he was about to fall asleep.

A stuffy mass crept up on his head, and the sound of sobbing reached his ears.

"Zhao ~~~~Yao ~~~~. Matcha said weakly: "I can't sleep." ”

Zhao Yao opened his eyes suddenly, his eyes full of resentment.

He grabbed the matcha from his head and threw it under the bed, then closed his eyes and went back to sleep.

But after a few seconds, he felt a cloud of stuff crawl under his feet.

"Zhao Yao Zhao Yao, my heart hurts so much, is this what it feels like to fall out of love? I feel like I won't love anymore. ”

With a bang, Matcha was kicked directly under the bed.

But not long after, a stream of heat came from Zhao Yao's ears.

"Zhao Yao!" matcha climbed above Zhao Yao's head, and a song came into Zhao Yao's ears: "...... He promised you sweet words of the sea oath, and I only have one sentence that I will not regret......"

Zhao Yao's bloodshot eyes opened again, and he turned his head to look at the matcha that was whispering in his ear.

Matcha: "...... Ten years later, we are friends and can still greet each other, but that tenderness can no longer find a reason to hug......"

Matcha and Zhao Yao looked at each other and said with a sad expression: "Zhao Yao, I love shallow so much, why did she run away with the little fat man? Could it be that the cats who love each other are destined to not be together?"

Zhao Yao scolded: "Love each other, people just played a few games with you about the glory of the king, don't think about getting married when you see the photos, and plan which elementary school your child will go to when you see the video." ”

Matcha Loyalty -1

". Zhao Yao's painting style changed and said: "A few plates of the glory of kings have fallen in love so far, matcha, you are really an infatuated cat with deep affection." It's the most dedicated cat I've ever seen in my life. ”

Matcha loyalty +1