On a round double bed, a tired man lay in the shape of a 'big' figure, who drank with customers until three o'clock in the morning last night, and finally negotiated a big business, and the rare boss gave him a day off, Su Qian was originally going to spend this "fulfilling" day in bed.

Su Qian, who graduated from Yangcheng University, has been working for six years and is a standard '318' man, with a height of 180 cm, a house of 180 square meters, and an 18-centimeter ...... Palm length. In short, as a gold medal salesman, he actually lives a pretty good life, judging from his happiness index, he has surpassed seven adults of the same age as him.

He is 28 years old this year, with a monthly income of about 20,000 yuan, and has a Great Wall Jeep of about 200,000 yuan. Although they are now renting an apartment in Yangcheng, their parents have already prepared a wedding house of more than 100 square meters. has also been dating his girlfriend Chen Ling for five years, and the two are in a stable relationship and are planning to get married, and it seems that everything is on the right track.

But this stable and comfortable life was changed by a pig that was a pig that changed its life.

"That's your excuse to break up, if we start all over again....."

Woken up by the bell early this morning, it took Su Qian two seconds to make his brain clearer, and his good professionalism made Su Qian get used to it, and deal with "harassing" calls from customers anytime and anywhere.

"Hey, hello! This is Su Qian, what's the matter?"

"Daqian! I! Your aunt, come and take a look! Something is wrong, your grandma has been deceived!"

"Oh my God, what's the matter with my aunt, is my grandma okay?" Su Qian heard her aunt's anxious voice, and her tone became nervous.

"Your grandma is fine, but Yami has grown up!"

"What?" Su Qian's face was inexplicable.

By the time Su Qian sorted out the ins and outs of the matter in her aunt's intermittent narration, more than ten minutes had passed.

It all started a month ago, when Su Qian's grandmother came to Yangcheng to see her aunt and his cousin.

Su Qian, whose hometown is in Swan City, stayed here to develop after finishing college in Yangcheng, and his aunt only brought his sister here to study in elementary school in the past two years. Originally, a few of them were not going to go back to their hometown for the New Year this year, and Su Qian was still counting on the outstanding employee award at the end of the year to take everyone to Neon Country to play.

Who knew that after his grandmother learned the news that Su Qian would not go home this year, this old revolutionary, who had worked all his life, gave full play to the spirit of doing whatever he wanted, bought a plane ticket online and rushed to Yangcheng with a "fly", and had to stay with his grandson and daughter for a week.

As a result, the week she lived in Yangcheng completely disrupted the lives of Su Qian, his aunt Wang Jing, and his cousin Huang Ting, and of course completely changed the trajectory of their lives after that.

The first thing this great 80-year-old old military doctor did was to feed 7 of Su Qianyang's 8 hamsters, and all the poor 7 hamsters died because of death. In the end, only a three-line hamster named Teemo survived, and the price of survival was that it was now fat as a ball.

In the words of my grandmother, "In the hospital back then, all the white mice were raised by her, and those mice were still experimenting every day! ”

And Su Qian's comment was: "Let them go! Timo is almost fat as a Dutch pig." ”

The speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, the second thing grandma did was to spend 800 oceans with his cousin in elementary school to buy a 'Dutch pig' back, when Su Qian saw a black and white miniature piglet appeared, his grandma made it clear that this suspected Thai fragrant pig species is the Dutch pig he mentioned a few days ago, let this pig and Timo be a companion!

Grandma also gave the fragrant pig a foreign name called Yami, at first Su Qian thought that grandma's name was not bad, but after a long time, Su Qian knew that grandma's previous school was a neon language school, Yami is the transliteration of Japanese black, and grandma's call the pig Yami means that it is equivalent to calling this pig Xiaohei a cheesy.

And the third thing that Grandma did, and what Grandma claimed to be the most important thing, was to leave a pair of jade bracelets for Su Qian and his sister, although this pair of bracelets looked like 15 on the stall.

But grandma repeatedly emphasized that this is a quantum mechanical pheromone transfer bracelet. It is also said that the teacher of the educational institution said that this bracelet uses two-way foil technology to form a positive and negative energy macro in the microscopic subfield of quantum mechanics, and is the latest product invented with the support of antimatter scientist Tesla's theory, which has dozens of effects that can promote brain operation and protect sleep.

Fortunately, this thing is still on sale recently, so she bought one for each child, and she sent it over for fear that the courier would be broken.

After Grandma explained for about a minute, Su Qian clearly believed that the one who sold Grandma's bracelet was a huge fraud gang targeting the elderly in Swan City. Despite this, under the expectant gaze of her grandmother, Su Qian still took the bracelet and brought it up, relying on her exaggerated acting skills helplessly, and told her grandmother that the bracelet was indeed quite effective, and she didn't feel insomnia after wearing it.

also said a few words to appease grandma, this new product works well and needs to be absorbed for three or four years. If there is the same product, ask him first and then buy it, his friend has a way to be much cheaper. And all this hopes that grandma will grasp the key word 'ask him first', but grandma obviously thinks of 'it can be much cheaper'! But it's not bad, at least it reduces the chance of being deceived, Su Qian comforted himself like this.

When Grandma returned to her hometown after playing in Yangcheng for a week, Yami, the little pig that Su Qian couldn't take care of at all times, was left at her aunt's house for foster care, "Anyway, it's not bad for her to just take care of the little pig at home every day!" Grandma said.

The little cousin agreed, after all, she liked this little pig very much, and seeing that the pig looked cute, Su Qian also repeatedly emphasized that the pig would not get fat, and the aunt acquiesced to this result.

And the reason for calling this morning was that my aunt found that this pig, which is known as not growing, has successfully gained 200 pounds in a month, and it seems that it is beginning to grow fangs. Auntie has already ordered Su Qian to be restricted, and he has to come over today to find a way to dispose of this pig, and he must be before his cousin's cram school ends.

Su Qian, who was helpless, was about to wash his face, and the mobile phone suddenly vibrated at this time, and a virtual image was generated on the mobile phone, just like the latest VR imaging technology, a firstborn antennae, with fierce eyes, sharp teeth and claws, and blood-red light and shadow all over the body composed of a kitten image, which appeared on the mobile phone screen.

"What the hell is this?Is the latest VR technology still a virus?" Su Qian looked at the kitten with a confused face for an instant, and he didn't forget to complain in his mouth.

"Uncle Ben is a year beast, how can a low-level creature like a ghost be compared to me?" the kitten spoke, completely detached from the phone, standing in the air under control, and the illusory body became real.

"Oh my God! I must not have woken up yet. After speaking, Su Qian turned around and continued to sleep.

"Don't sleep, boy! I am the agent of your Sixth Holy War, and you are one of the thirty or sixty-one monks who have been chosen. Saying that, the kitten, who called himself a year beast, pressed his paw on Su Qian's face.

"Whew!"

Su Qian jumped up after being stabbed by his claws, looking at the fierce beast in his eyes, Su Qian didn't make any more superfluous movements, his brain that had just woken up had not fully woken up, and when he saw the red kitten that suddenly appeared, he was still in a semi-crashed state for a while, and vaguely felt as if he was still in a dream.

"What's the situation, am I dreaming? The pet pig is getting bigger! The kitten on the phone can talk!I must be dreaming!" Su Qian said to himself, pinching his thigh, wanting to wake up from the nightmare in the morning.

"Whew!"

Su Qian howled again, it hurt a little to be pinched by himself, and there were red handprints left on the root of his thighs, and the young beast looked at the young man in front of him, feeling that he had become an agent of a man with this kind of intelligence, and the future was really inevitably bleak in his cultivation.

……

"So the world is about to be destroyed!And I am one of the saviors who can save the world?" After half an hour of communication between the Nian Beast and Su Qian, Su Qian still didn't understand the situation.