It's too late, it's too soon.

Qin Lang has always been soft-hearted, enthusiastic, he hurriedly grabbed the big bucket next to him and opened the lid, without even looking at it, he splashed the liquid inside at him, the man with glasses, he didn't have time to stop it, "bang", and suddenly a bucket of old urine poured him down.

The fire is extinguished, but the man with glasses is uncomfortable!

At this moment, the whole body is wet and smelly urine, and even the mouth is splashing some. Even though it was all his own excrement, ...... It's still hard to accept in my heart. That's been stored for a whole month, and it tastes a little ......

Qin Lang also did a bad thing with good intentions, and innocently spread his hands and said: "You can't blame me, who made you so unhygienic." ”

The man with glasses lost his soul and didn't know what to do for a while, but he glanced at the remaining half of the bucket of bottled water, and finally resisted the urge to take a bath! After all, if a person doesn't take a bath, it's just a matter of forbearance, but if he doesn't drink water, he really can't live.

In contrast, life is more important than anything else.

The man with glasses pinched his nose and walked to the windowsill, pulled the curtain cloth and wiped his body while asking, "Who are you? What are you doing here?"

Qin Lang didn't answer his question, pointed to the door and suggested to him: "Why don't you go take a shower first?"

"There are so many zombies out there, you tricked me out because you want to kill me and inherit my inheritance in the future, right?" The man with glasses sneered, and said with a look of disdain: "Such a clumsy strategy also wants to be used against me? ”

Although Qin Lang and the others were fully armed and holding guns in their hands, so what?

There is absolutely no one in this world who will be nice to you for no reason.

The man with glasses is sure that the reason why he did this is because he has taken a fancy to his own resources, especially his selection of hard disk goddesses, which can be described as a must.

This man probably looks mighty, and he doesn't dare to snatch it directly, so he uses such inferior means! Hehe, maybe the guns in their hands are fake, and they deliberately take them to bluff people.

"Forget it, believe it or not. Qin Lang didn't bother to ink with him, pointed to the loudspeaker outside the gate and said, "That thing should still work, right?" If it can be used, open it for me." ”

The man with glasses said vigilantly, "What are you going to do?"

Qin Lang played with the lighter on the table and said casually: "Help me broadcast something casually, the louder the better!"

"I'm telling you, as long as I'm alive, don't even think about it!" the man in glasses refused without even thinking about it.

What are you kidding? These zombies have a better sense of hearing than dogs, and he can't attract all the zombies by doing this?

When the time comes, he's having fun, everyone burps together, who is so stupid! Playing with him with his life? So, the man with glasses won't agree to his request anyway.

Qin Lang raised his gun and urged impatiently: "Hurry up, don't ink! I don't have that time to talk to you here!"

"Yo he! This hair, and I are still on the same side?" The man in glasses shook his wet hair, pointed his finger at his chest, and raised his head,

He shouted arrogantly: "Come on, come on, come on, you cow batch, you give me a shuttle! Come on! Why? Don't dare! Hmph! Pick up a few toy guns and a few torn clothes, do you really think you're a special soldier? You've seen too much, and you're still trying to bluff me?"

No wonder this guy is fearless, after a long time, he thinks he is holding a toy gun! Damn, are you still the one who set up a stall half a year ago?

"Okay! as you wish!" Qin Lang naturally didn't kill people because of this, but aimed his gun at the computer screen where the picture was played to the wonderful part!

"Don't!" several voices screamed at once.

The most exaggerated thing is Li Laodao, this hair actually blocked the front of the computer directly with his body, that kind of sacrificing his life, I don't go to hell who goes to hell, it is no different from those who have attained the Tao on TV.

A Taoist priest who dared to block a gun with his body for the sake of the goddess of hard drives! Qin Lang wanted to know if his family's master would smoke.

Qin Lang's face sank and shouted, "Get out of the way!" do you still look like a monk?"

"This ...... It's a pity!" Li Laodao persuaded: "You see this is obviously a collector's edition, otherwise, you can beat others! ”

"Pretend! continue to pretend!" The man with glasses still sneered, and said in the tone and taste of Yan Shuangying, a hero of the Anti-Japanese War: "I bet your gun can't shoot bullets at all!"

"Are you sure?"

"I'm sure, definitely, definitely! I can tell you very clearly! I'm going to die today, I'm dead, I'm going to jump from here, and I'm absolutely going to agree with you......"

"Phew!"

Before the words fell, the chandelier on his head exploded instantly, and the sound of the "jingle" bullet casing falling on the ground was particularly crisp, like a giant hammer hitting the heart of the man with glasses.

Looking at the muzzle of the black hole that was still smoking, the man with glasses almost collapsed to the ground with a soft foot, and his face instantly turned the color of pig liver.

Mom's! This is a real gun! The man with glasses was glad that it was the light bulb that was shot, not his chest. Hurriedly said: "The hero spares his life...... "the second Chinese net."

"Hurry up!" Qin Lang pointed his gun at the man in glasses and urged.

"Ah...... Okay!" The man with glasses finally reacted, walked over tremblingly, looked at Qin Lang and said, "That, big brother, let's broadcast ...... What are you broadcasting?"

Li Laodao ran over with his laptop on his face excitedly, pointed to the screen and shouted, "That's it!

Chen Bushuai also chimed in: "Yes, yes! ”

There's a chicken feather reason!

Qin Lang almost didn't give him two or one shuttles directly, such a big person, can't he have a face?

"Nothing else besides this?" Qin Lang asked in a deep voice. If he dares to nod his head, Qin Lang will definitely jump up and give him a slap! If you don't study well at a young age, and you are addicted to these restricted movies all day long, are you going to be a duck or what? The key is that you also have that body?

Without waiting for him to answer, Li Laodao suggested: "Why don't we sing live?"

This is a good idea! Qin Lang made up his mind without saying a word, and immediately put the burden on Li Laodao's shoulders.

The man with glasses adjusted for a while, nodded at Li Laodao, this hair is not polite, he took off the gas mask, the song list turned rapidly in his head, and soon a classic song was set.

"Ahem, hey, hey, dear fans, hello everyone! I am your favorite godfather of the Chinese music scene-Mr. Li Dabian! I'm glad to bring you happiness at this time, and then please enjoy the classic pop songs I bring to you - Rough Mouth Song No. 18, Touch! Beat the drum and play slowly...... Squeak ~ Oops! Don't fight, don't fight...... I'll change it!"

Qin Lang thought that this guy would recite some scriptures or something, but he didn't expect this old shameless guy to actually make this kind of little yellow song! If it weren't for Qin Lang's frequent listening to this in class before, he would have almost been deceived by him!

Without saying a word, jumping up was a slap on the back of his head. This dog thing is just not cleaned up, and there is no sense of what a family member should have.

"Ahem, just now, there was a little bit of a situation in our backstage, but it doesn't matter! Teacher, I'll give you another song...... Uh, husband and wife both return home! Everyone, get high! Birds dripping on the tree, it is a pair, the green water and green mountains, he has a smile......

Li Laodao's sharp and piercing voice, like scraping a pot and a saw, came from the radio.

"Ghost calling?" Feng Xiaoxiao heard such an ugly singing voice for the first time, and immediately frowned.

"It's Li Laodao. Wang Xinnan replied speechlessly. Looking at the zombies that kept flocking to the kindergarten through the window, Wang Xinnan instantly understood what they meant.

This is a good idea, at least it is much less time-saving and labor-saving than going door-to-door.

"Let's go, find a good position, and we'll wait for the rabbit. Wang Xinnan no longer wasted time, and took a few people to the balcony on the second floor of the opposite building from the kindergarten, set up weapons, and prepared to kill the zombies.

"Uh...... Whew!"

Zombies swarmed from all directions like a tide, Qin Lang and Wang Xinnan each led a team of men and horses to attack from both sides, "da-da-da" gunshots continued, the zombies fell in response, and it was rare to jump out of a toad-like mutant from a certain room, and before he could take two steps, he was shot in the head.

"That's it, call it a day!"

At this time, a large pile of zombie corpses piled up at the entrance of the kindergarten like a garbage heap, but Qin Lang didn't blink his face and eyes, and turned around and left directly. I didn't want to sink under my feet, lowered my head, and the man with glasses was holding his thighs and refusing to let go.

"Big ...... Take me along!" he had been trapped here for two months, and if he hadn't been lucky enough to scavenge a few boxes of instant noodles in the supermarket, he would have burped a long time ago.

In the past two months, he has been so frightened that he even and pee in this room, but fortunately, there are two buckets of water left in the broadcast studio, otherwise he really won't survive.

Qin Lang glanced at the man with glasses who was covered in urine stains that hadn't dried yet, and couldn't help frowning: "Follow us, what can you do?" Also, look at your image, I'm sorry, we don't need such sloppy teammates. ”

"Oh, I'm the one who loves clean......liness the most! Hmm, just didn't react. The man with glasses said and grabbed the half bucket of bottled water that usually took half a sip of courage to drink, drenched himself from head to toe, pulled the curtain cloth on his body and wiped it violently, as if he had a grudge against his own skin.

"Don't worry, big guys. Although I don't have any skills, I am absolutely good at laundry and mopping the floor, doing housework or something, oh, in addition, when I was in school before, I also participated in the top ten singers on campus, and I almost won the third prize! I sing, that is definitely the sound of nature! If there is nothing to do in the future, I can still sing a little song to everyone and have fun, isn't it beautiful?" said the man with glasses with a proud face.

The third prize of the top ten singers on campus is almost!

What level is this, Qin Lang doesn't understand, and he doesn't need to understand it at all. After all, there is a big star in the house, who will listen to his pig bark unless he has a brain problem.

Seeing that Qin Lang was still silent, the man with glasses hurriedly said: "Also, and! Don't underestimate my notebook, the storage space of eight T's in the two hard disks adds up, all of them are the best goods! Hehe, there are all kinds of them! I will cover you for 360 days, and watch blockbusters every day!"

Without waiting for Qin Lang to speak, Li Laodao took the lead: "Okay! Ah Lang, I think this young man is actually a good person, loyal and kind, just stay!

Lack of chicken feathers! Are you a big family? Still a janitor? Dog, these two old people are really getting more and more shameless!

"Yes, yes, yes!" Chen Bushuai also echoed: "This young man is full of heaven, and he is a person who wants to become a big person after seeing it! As the saying goes, one more computer is more...... Ahh

Mahler is an egg, these two old deflated calves are dignified, what are they for, Qin Lang knows what he is doing. No matter how much I think about it, I have a little bit of it. But you have to take care of other emotions, don't you? These old bachelors have nowhere to vent, so they just let them to the hard drive goddess.

Eat your own meat, why don't you give them a sip of water?

Thinking of this, Qin Lang finally nodded.