Chapter 296: Hanging and beating Wang Dafu
"Okay, I don't bother to talk to you if you don't snap, but I will never let this person go......"
Chen Guangda was choked enough by Xia Fei, and suddenly grabbed Liu Shibao's hair and was about to fall with a knife, and the frightened Liu Shibao screamed like killing a pig, but Xia Fei was really just as he guessed, grabbed him and said: "Don't be like this, I and her are some jealous things, and it hasn't reached the point of death!"
"So what the hell do you want? Let her go back and get herself in trouble, won......"
Chen Guangda looked at her very angrily, but Xia Fei grabbed his mobile phone and shouted: "Liu Shibao! If you want to live, quickly take off your clothes, put on a few coquettish poses for me to shoot, if you dare to be weird, I will post your photos all over the street, see how you still see people!"
"Don't bother......
Chen Guangda suddenly laughed evilly, walked up directly and pinched Liu Shibao's chin, and then took out the five-bar corpse insect from his pocket, held it in front of her eyes and said with a wicked smile: "You know what this is, the corpse worm in the witch's brain is only three bars, this is the king of corpse insects with five bars, if you eat it, it will definitely become more powerful than a flying corpse!"
"Don't! don't......"
Liu Shibao struggled desperately in horror, but Chen Guangda slammed her mouth open, slapped the corpse worm into her throat at once, and pinched her mouth to prevent her from spitting out, until Liu Shibao began to roll his eyes, he smiled and let go of his hand.
"Gott~"
Liu Shibao fell to the ground on his stomach, and he was desperately picking at his throat like crazy, and the crystal saliva was thrown all over his body, but Chen Guangda pulled her arm away hard, squatted in front of her and sneered: "Even if you cut your throat, it's useless, corpse worms will burrow into your brain along your internal organs, but I have a way to keep it from attacking for the time being, it depends on whether you are willing to obey!"
"Obedient! I must be obedient, let me do whatever I want......"
Liu Shibao was like grabbing the last straw, nodding desperately in panic, who knew that Chen Guangda took out a small iron can, and immediately emitted a very strange fishy smell after opening it, but Chen Guangda explained: "This is the essence extracted from the corpse king's body, it can temporarily suppress the corpse worm from attacking, but you must come and smell it for five minutes every ten days, otherwise you will definitely die ugly!"
Liu Shibao was anxious and wanted to take it, but Chen Guangda picked up a small wine glass, only poured out a pitiful little bit for her, and then said: "This dose is enough for you to last for ten days, if you don't believe it, you can just find a living corpse to experiment, see the reaction of the living corpse, you will know the power of this thing, wait for ten days and you will come to me again!"
"Brother, what the hell do you want me to do......"
Liu Shibao wanted to cry and hold the wine glass without tears, he was about to go crazy, but Chen Guangda stood up and shrugged his shoulders and said: "I haven't thought about it yet, anyway, if you hear news that is not good for me, come over and tell me quickly, otherwise if I am finished, you won't want to live, understand?"
After speaking, Chen Guang swaggered away with Xia Fei in his arms, leaving Liu Shibao to sniff in the wine glass like a drug, but as soon as the two of them went out, Xia Fei suddenly covered his small mouth and said with a smile: "You are really immoral enough, you picked up a spinach and pretended to be a corpse worm, you are not afraid that Liu Shibao will go back and find out that something is wrong!"
"Although the corpse worm didn't give her food, the cup I poured for her was a real fat corpse king's bone marrow......"
Chen Guangda took out the corpse insect that was still drilling around from his pocket, stuffed it directly into the iron box, shook it and said proudly: "Tomorrow she will definitely go to find a living corpse to do experiments, and when she sees the reaction of the living corpse, she can't help but believe it, so I buried this nail next to Wang Yan, and I won't be afraid that kid will play tricks with me again!"
"Haha~ I saw that Liu Shibao was almost scared to pee just now, not to mention how relieved he was......"
Xia Fei laughed very happily, and actually took the initiative to hold Chen Guangda and walk forward, but as the fog dissipated, the city defense army of the brigade also began to surround it, but it was as careful as the devil entering the village, and the two walked into a remote alley without saying a word.
"Big Eyed Sister, have you missed me for this time......"
Chen Guangda suddenly put Xia Fei on the wall and hugged her *** tightly, but the well-informed chick like the big-eyed girl didn't eat him at all, and sneered with her head held high very arrogantly: "The routine is quite deep, take me to the alley to the wall, and then you will kiss me and then go to open a room with me, right, I think I am a minor girl, if you know each other, hurry up and give me a fuck!"
"That's okay! We don't knock or kiss, how about opening the room and snapping......"
Chen Guang pinched her sharp chin with a big smile, who knew that Xia Fei's crisp chest was stiff and shouted violently: "Okay! As long as you call your wife now, saying that you will go to open a room with me, Miss Ben promises to accompany you until dawn, whoever doesn't dare to beat is a bad seed, otherwise don't give me a blind force here!"
"Damn, I can't cure you anymore......"
Chen Guangda's eyes suddenly became fierce, and he actually hugged Xia Fei in his arms, sealing her small mouth like a big-tailed wolf, and although Xia Fei kept saying that she knew all the routines, she was even more disgusted when she was dirty, but when the routines came to her, she was finished.
"Hmm~"
Xia Fei's eyes suddenly widened in horror, and she instinctively struggled hard, but Chen Guangda hugged her like a bear, and when the fragrant tongue was suddenly sucked over, Xia Fei only felt a loud "boom" in her head, and the whole person was suddenly stunned, and hung softly in Chen Guangda's arms and let him act recklessly.
"Don't~"
Xia Fei snorted helplessly, and pushed the big hand on her chest anxiously, she estimated that she had never been so delicate in her life, and the sound that came out of her nasal cavity made her unable to listen to it, but the strong masculine aura on Chen Guangda's body was like a magnet that sucked her fiercely, and she wanted to refuse but was reluctant.
"Say, do you miss me......
Chen Guangda suddenly left her red lips, and grabbed her earlobe as soon as he turned his head, Xia Fei had never been teased in this kind of place, she suddenly stiffened like a rabbit with an arrow, and completely subconsciously hugged Chen Guangda's neck and said in a trembling voice: "No...... Don't do that, I think, miss you!"
"Do you want to with me......"
Chen Guangda hugged her hard again, his strong and powerful body made Xia Fei almost drunk, desperately hooking his neck and almost melting in his chest, but the only remaining reason made her suddenly push Chen Guangda away, panting and looking at him and saying: "Don't smack! What do you think of me? When did you confess the matter between the two of us to Yan Qing, you can talk to me about the matter again!Hmph~"
"Little hoof, do you still want to be the main house......
Chen Guangda looked at her playfully, but Xia Fei raised his chest arrogantly, and shouted unwillingly: "What's wrong with being the main house? Am I not worthy, I want to have a good look, I want to have a brain, why can't I be the main house, even if you don't let me be the eldest wife, at least let me be on an equal footing with Yan Qing!"
"Wow, so you've been fighting this idea all along, and you're not ambitious......
Chen Guangda pinched her chin very playfully, Xia Fei's pretty face finally turned red, but just when he wanted to shout two more throats, who knew that Chen Guangda suddenly kissed him again, but a few flashlights suddenly hit the two of them, and I heard several people shouting: "Police!
"it, run......"
Chen Guangda pulled Xia Fei up and ran wildly, and several policemen immediately shouted and chased after him, but the speed of the two was extremely fast, and they shook off the police after a few turns in a residential area with complex terrain, but Xia Fei asked breathlessly: "Run...... I'm not a black household, I'm a **** who came in!"
"Stupid! That's the prostitution team, even if you are my wife, they can say that we are immoral today, and if we are not good, we will go to the bureau tonight......"
Chen Guangda wiped the hot sweat on his head, directly took Xia Fei's little hand and continued to walk forward, and when the two gradually integrated into the crowd of the night market, Xia Fei finally showed a little shyness, and his face was blushing when he held his little hand, but after a while, she whispered: "Don't take what I said just now, I said that kind of thing when my brain was hot, I ...... I don't really want to be your wife!"
"It's not good to be duplicitous, I just admitted that I was thinking about me, why do you want to be my wife if you don't want to be my wife......"
Chen Guangda looked at her with a hippie smile, but Xia Fei hung his head and didn't speak, Chen Guangda immediately laughed and hugged her into his arms, but suddenly said in a daze: "In fact, the current husband and wife are simply floating clouds, no one knows what will happen tomorrow, but as long as they really love each other deeply, they can be real couples even if they don't get married, so I think everything is still fate, and there is no point in tangling so much!"
"Come less, don't fool me with this kind of deceptive trick, you want to trick me into being a junior ...... you"
Xia Fei directly rolled his eyes, and saw through Chen Guangda's thief's immortality, Chen Guangda immediately fooled her with laughter, and led her back to the funeral home with a smile, who knew that as soon as the two entered the door, they heard a "pop" explosion, followed by a scream like killing pigs.
"Don't blow it up, if you blow it up again, I'll be useless......"
Wang Dafu cried and wailed, and as soon as the two looked up, they saw that this thing was actually hung on the wall, wearing only a thong on his body, just like a Jesus with his arms outstretched, but he not only had firecrackers on his toes, but also several stuffed in his thong, Chen Quan was holding a lighter and laughing lewdly.
"Dead fatty! If you don't blow up today, Lao Tzu won't be surnamed Chen ......"
Chen Guangda closed the door and walked over violently, directly took a lighter and lit a firecracker, and after listening to the explosion of "pop", Wang Dafu's fat body was smoked fiercely, and a large cloud of gunpowder smoke came out of the thong, Wang Dafu immediately howled bitterly: "Don't blow it up, what do you want to say, where did Lao Tzu offend you?"
"Uh~ Didn't you tell him......"
Chen Guangda looked at Chen Quan with a surprised face, then looked at Yan Qing and the others behind him, and then shrugged his shoulders and said: "How do I know what's going on, Feizai said let me arrest the dead fat man, and didn't tell me what the hell is going on, I was bored and bombed him with cannonballs, you don't think I'm being tortured, right?"
"Damn!"
Chen Guangda and Zhu Fei immediately scolded in unison, and Wang Dafu howled even more bitterly: "Bastard! You dead scum, Lao Tzu is not finished with you!"