The day of the wedding was set on the eighteenth day of the first month.

In order to check this auspicious day of the zodiac, Zhenshu looked through the books for two nights in a row. The Zhenshu woman nagged distressedly, this kerosene is exchanged for eggs, and the two eggs are not enough. Zhenshu taught that a woman's family has long hair and short knowledge, and one or two eggs hurt her heart. As long as he can do his best to handle the marriage of the Zhenfu family, he can take care of us less in the future. The woman closed her mouth.

On the morning of the wedding, the villagers rushed to Zhenfu's house to help. Women are busy setting up the furniture in their new house, or they are sitting in the pot house to help wash dishes and stir-fry. Some of the men cleaned up, and some squatted outside the entrance of the village waiting to welcome the bride.

The bank's new house is located behind the old house of Zhenfu and is a four-room layout. There are three main hall houses, one west side house, two small pot houses against the east wall, and a pigsty and latrine in the southwest corner. All the houses, along with the courtyard walls, were made of stone, and the roofs were made of dried red grass. The whole courtyard is square, crisp and cool. Whoever sees it, they all give a thumbs up, praise Zhenfu for governing his family in a good way, his family is well-off, and he is the style of a big family.

The new house is also bright and shiny. Of the three rooms in the hall, the east two are through the house and the west one is a dark room. Entering the door is a brand-new table of eight immortals, with a pair of large jujube red wooden boxes lined up against the east wall, and two large iron locks hanging on the nose of the lock, leading people to guess how many good things are hidden in the boxes. There is a portrait of Chairman Mao hanging on the north wall of the front, and the surrounding walls are covered with colorful New Year paintings. The roof was covered with newspapers. This is a new thing that has never been seen in Xinghua Village, and it provokes the whole room to stretch their necks and look up until their necks are sore. People are still rubbing their necks and "tsk" straight lips. There were even a few half-grown children scurrying around the room, pointing to the pictures on the newspaper on the ceiling, and playing games to find the pictures. On the front is a shiny table of eight immortals, as well as a few pestles and chairs.

The west room was blocked by a partition wall, and a curtain door connected the east and west rooms. Facing the door was a large maroon wooden bed. Even if you sleep with three people at the same time, you won't worry about you squeezing me and I crushing you. The bed is covered by a large saffron bed with four new flower quilts stacked on top. The top of the wedding bed is covered with a red reed mat, and the center of the mat is made of dark red reeds to weave a large red double happiness character. The bank's younger sister is a clever girl. She hooked a few pieces of cloth with white thread, which happened to be surrounded on three sides of the wedding bed, which showed the neatness and festivity of the wedding room.

The bride's vanilla arrived at about nine o'clock in the morning, more than an hour short of the time Zhenshu had checked. This can't be blamed on the vanilla family either. After all, this road is too far, and it is still a mountain road of more than ten miles.

When the bride gets married, she hits the threshold of her mother's house, and this foot can't stick to the soil on the road. No matter how far the road is, if you want to go directly to your in-law's house, you must step on the land of your in-law's house. If not, it will be unlucky, and the Lord will be in danger of remarrying in the future. Therefore, the vanilla was replaced by the mother's family all the way and pushed in a small cart. This mountain road is difficult to walk, and several people are so tired that they shout that their waists hurt, their legs and stomachs turn.

At first, Zhenfu was angry. The main reason is that the two in-laws are screwed, and all the things that don't go well are indiscriminately pushed on each other. He thought that the bride was late and missed the auspicious day. When he saw his daughter-in-law who married into the door, Zhenfu was also secretly surprised. I've lived so long, and I've never seen such a good-looking person. I just thought that if I knew that my daughter-in-law was so handsome, even if the old ghost made some rude and domineering requests, it would be worth it. He was also happy for the bank. is a stinky boy with a nest, and such a beautiful blessing, it is really a blessing given by the ancestors of the old Li family, so that the bank can afford it. Thinking like this, the bulging stomach gas disappeared unconsciously.

When the bride arrived at the door of the new house, she could not get out of the car first, but waited for the copper basin to be added. It is to put a new basin brought from the mother's house under the bride's feet and ask the mother-in-law's family to add money to it. The copper basin should be added three times in a row, which means that the young couple will become richer and richer in the future.

At this time, Zhenfu changed his fiery temper a few days ago. He obediently let the bridal person fiddle with it, with a happy smile on his face. Called Huoyazi and the bank were frightened for a while.

After adding the copper basin, the bank carried the herbs into the courtyard and held a ceremony to worship heaven and earth and worship in-laws. After the ceremony, the bank carries the vanilla to the new bed. Huoyazi brought a bowl of noodles and let the herbs eat. It means that the bride will spend the sun and moon far away in the mother-in-law's house from now on, and this etiquette will be over. Next, it is to invite the mother's family and the happy people of the same village to sit at the banquet, drink tea and wine, and reward the guests at the feast.

Because of the large number of people, Zhenfu is a flowing water seat. It is to finish eating a handful and leave a handful, and the people waiting for the table will hurry up and reopen the table.

The bride's family is a big guest, and the first group should start the banquet. The male guests are accompanied by several characters with heads and faces, such as sour apricots and Mao Lin. The female guests were accompanied by xylophones. Because it was Xue'e, Lanxiang and Xigui's daughter-in-law who accompanied them on a blind date before, they were invited to accompany them. After the guests were served and sent out of the village, the villagers were connected to the table. Immediately, the people who helped to run the hall and deliver food such as Four Seasons, Sixi, Maosheng, Maoshan and Xigui shuttled non-stop like flowing water.

Today's chef is Quartet. He was specially called back from the restaurant by Zhenfu, and led a group of women who picked vegetables and burned the fire, and was responsible for the steaming, frying, cooking and frying affairs of the entire wedding banquet.

On a cold day, the pot house of Zhenfu's family was as hot as a steamer. Sifang only wore an undershirt, a towel on his shoulder, and beads of sweat the size of beans continued to ooze from his fat shoulders and forehead. From time to time, he wiped his sweat with a towel and asked someone to find a broken fan to stick on the belt behind his back. Stealing the air, he pulled it out and slapped it a few times, and then inserted it back in place.

Someone made fun of the Quartet for stealing good things and eating too much, and saving enough fat. If you lie down with the fat pigs in the pen, you can't tell which is the pig's head and which is the human belly.

Someone replied, it doesn't matter if others can tell the difference, I'm afraid that Jin Lian will make a mistake, and it's good to see Tian'er sleeping with a fat pig in her arms.

The Quartet responded, it's good to sleep with the fat pig in your arms, stick to the lard every day, and you won't have to worry about running out of oil and water when you stir-fry. Otherwise, I will also tell you to stick to oil and water tonight, and go home, my brother will definitely praise you.

- Okay, tonight, I'll just go and tell Jin Lian not to be jealous.

- Jin Lian is not jealous. She drank enough oil and water for miles, and when she saw lard, she was tired. She just wants to eat human flesh now, sleep white and clean, where is this fat meat in the Quartet.

Someone pretended to mysteriously lean on the root of the square ear and whispered, "Do you have oil and water on your head, but can you still get oil on your bottom?" Don't see the oil and be ruthless at the top, but dry the pot at the bottom.

This unintentional joke is poking at the hidden sore spot of the Quartet. The Quartet pretended to be puzzled, but was busy with the work in his hands.

Someone next to him said, "Quartet, you have to be careful." I won't see Jin Lian guarding the golden lotus at night, so that she can feed her muscles and flesh raw, and she will give you a green hat to wear. At that point, you won't be able to pick it even if you want to.

Then, there was a homeopathic coaxing, and answered, let's take a look, whether there is green hair in the hair of the Quartet. Otherwise, why be so good. Subsequently, it caused a half-truth and half-truth to grab the laughter of the stick.

The more the Quartet listened, the more he muttered in his heart. He thought, what are these crazy women saying in their mouths? It seems that there are words in the words, and they are all half-implicit and half-exposed. Thinking like this, my heart jumped "poo", don't be Jin Lian, what's really wrong. At this point, there were obviously fewer gags in the Quartet, and his face was cloudy and uncertain.

The women in the pot house caught a glimpse of the Quartet as if they were in love, and suddenly realized that they were talking crazy, forgetting that it was the man in front of them who was Jinlian. These words are too explicit. So, all of a sudden, the women all shut up their foul mouths and shifted the conversation to the short things in the parents. The pot house immediately lost its lively atmosphere.

The more this happens, the more the suspicion and consternation of the Quartet will be aggravated. He thought of his own powerlessness in sexual affairs, and he couldn't see Tian'er guarding the golden lotus. Jin Lian is also an extremely greedy woman, she is too thirsty, and she is not allowed to let her heart burn her head and do something out of the ordinary. He secretly thought to himself, this kind of thing, he can't directly interrogate Jin Lian. If you wronged her, you would have lost your conscience and would not be able to live with your own woman for the rest of your life. Let's go ask my sister-in-law Lan Xiang first. My family pulls these things, so it's safe and convenient.

In terms of the relationship between husband and wife, the Quartet has always felt very guilty and feels sorry for Jin Lian. The big and small things at home and abroad, which one is not handled by Jin Lian alone, and she also single-handedly pulled a pair of cute children. Jin Lian has made great contributions to his Quartet, but he can't even meet the minimum requirements of a woman, is he still a man.

He couldn't figure out how he had gotten to this point. The previous greed raced the bull, and it was not enough to tear Jin Lian day and night, which made Jin Lian scream in a trembling voice. Since I went to work in the hotel, my body has swelled like bubbles, but the things in the crotch of my pants have become more and more difficult to see, and my ability to do so has become smaller and smaller. Later, it turned into a lump, and there was no trace of violentness.

He secretly went to the county hospital to check, took a bag of herbs and ate it violently, but there was no movement. Whenever he had the chance, he would also make some bullwhips and donkey whips or something, and eat them before going home. When I got home, it still didn't improve. The more this happened, the more afraid he became to go home. Sometimes, he doesn't come back for a whole month. He was afraid that when he saw Jin Lian's anxious appearance, he would also feel uncomfortable.

Perhaps, it is impossible to say that he left a lot of empty space and called a bad wild man to take the opportunity to ** a leg. Quartet pondered in his heart.