Is there anything more tragic in the world?

Nima, who drives his own car, can make the old man mistake himself for a car thief.

"Old hero, open your eyes and see if it's okay, I'm not stealing a car, I have the key here. ”

Wang Tiehammer, who was dragged out of the car by the old man, made a bitter face and showed the key in his hand to the old man who was watching the gate.

"You don't want to fool me with this, I've seen this little trick of yours, and it's not that you watched the owner of the car leave the key on the car, so you took the opportunity to get into the car and took the key in your hand.

You want to fool me, young man, you're still a little tender. ”

The old man was really martial enough, he stretched out his hand and twisted one of Wang Tiezhu's arms to his back, and like escorting a prisoner, he was going to escort Wang Tiezhu to the Public Security Bureau to surrender.

Wang Tiehammer couldn't cry or laugh.

was obviously wronged by the old man, and he couldn't "resist" yet.

Don't look at the old man who feels good about himself, but he is already in his sixties, even if he is in good health and eats well, he is still a strong man who has passed the expiration date, isn't it.

Not to mention "resisting" by himself, he honestly let the old man "hold on", Wang Tiehammer is afraid that he will be relied on by the old man again if he is not careful.

Now Wang Tiehammer has a thousand martial arts, and he doesn't dare to do anything to an old man, so he has to let the old man twist his arm, and he grins in pain, and he doesn't dare to move his arm.

The old man thought that his force value was working, he was so old, and he could still catch a car thief with his own hands, which was called a pride in his heart.

However, Wang Tie Hammer was twisted by the old man and suffered from the old sin, and the feeling of not daring to move was really fucking uncomfortable.

"Big ...... Uncle, you really misunderstood, this car is really mine. ”

Unable to defend himself, Wang Tiezhu had to explain, but Wang Tiezhu didn't say this, but it was okay that Wang Tiezhu didn't say this, so the old man snorted at him even more disdainfully.

"Young man, you won't say that you are dressed like this, driving such a good car, you are acting, my old man has eaten more salt than you have walked, and you want to play tricks on me, don't you?

For the sake of helping me just now, I remind you that it is useless to play tricks, and if you don't want to suffer, you will obediently go to the public security bureau with me to surrender, I can tell you, young man, old man, when I was young, I was in the army, but I was a special soldier. ”

Since the old man really served as a special soldier, it was still fake, and the old man himself was of course clear in his heart.

However, it's okay for him to fool the ordinary gangsters with this trick, and if he wants to fool those who have been international mercenaries, the king of soldiers, Wang Hammer, then he is really looking for the wrong person.

Don't look at Wang Tiezhu, he didn't dare to fight this old man, and he didn't even dare to move the arm that was twisted behind by the old man, precisely because he already knew the old man's physical fitness at this moment.

I also served as a special soldier, and the special forces have a physique of your quality.

If the old man really served as a special soldier when he was young, then it would be good, Wang Tiehammer would not be afraid of him, and he would have subdued the old man first when the old man wanted to "capture" himself as a car thief, and then it was not too late to explain to him.

The current situation is that the old man's physical fitness is not generally poor.

If you really make a move, even if it is just a layer of effort, you will send the old man back to Grandpa Hades for the New Year in advance.

"Uncle, I can see that your hands are really strong, as you said, you really have been a special soldier. ”

Say good things by the way, Wang Tiehammer will still know.

"What are you talking about, how can I listen to what you say, don't you believe that I was a special soldier? ”

Well, if this person has a weak heart, whatever he hears, it will be as if he is speaking ill of himself.

Obviously, Wang Tiehammer wanted to use this kind of flattery to pat the old man's ass, but this fart was not patted, and it was directly slapped on the old man's old face.

The old man's old face was hot and feverish.

"No, no, no, uncle, I think so, when you were young, when you were a soldier, you must have been a good soldier with sharp eyes. ”

"Of course, if I am not old, the dean of our hospital still attaches so much importance to me, because he knows that I am a special ...... Born in special forces, that's why they hired me to show him the door.

Boy, you know, what's it called. ”

"What's it called. Wang Tiehammer's eyes widened, and he was really a bit of a hurry.

"It's called trust. When the old man said these three words, he raised his head proudly and smiled triumphantly, because for a moment of pride, the hands that twisted Wang Tiehammer's arms loosened a little.

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Hammer quickly pulled his arm out of the old man's hand, and while shaking his arm, he pouted and nodded, indicating that he agreed with the old man's statement.

"Eh, eh, eh, why did you pull it out by yourself. ”

One of his own proudness is to let go of a "car thief", the old man is so depressed.

wants to twist Wang Tiehammer's arm again, how can Wang Tiehammer be so stupid, he will grow wise after eating a trench, and he will dare to be succeeded by the old man again.

"Hey, uncle, the gentleman doesn't move his mouth, he has something to say, let's not do it. ”

Seeing that the old man wanted to come up again, Wang Tiehammer hurriedly flashed aside as if hiding from the plague, and said.

"Well, depending on what you kid mean, it's quite exquisite, at least in the process of letting go of you, I didn't take the opportunity to escape, okay, I won't twist you to the Public Security Bureau, let's talk about it, do you just go to the Public Security Bureau with me to surrender, or wait for me to call the Public Security Bureau to come." ”

The old man is really good at discussing things, but is there such a thief as you?

If Wang Tiezhu is really a car thief, then as soon as he has the opportunity, why don't he run away quickly, how can he still have the heart to discuss with you here how to go to the public security bureau.

The Public Security Bureau is not a joke, specially, the people who go in, the bald skin that is not tossed, also comes out with an eye patch.

The old man's cute behavior really made him a king of killers, and he almost lost his brain.

Wang Tiehammer had no choice but to discuss with the old man.

"Uncle, the Public Security Bureau...... I'm not going, otherwise, don't you believe that the car is mine, you can give it to Dai Yang now...... Ah no, it's Scientist Dai, you can call Scientist Dai now, you don't have to say anything, just ask the guy named Wang Tiehammer if there is a limited edition Raventon. ”

"Thunder...... Ravinton, what is Ravinton, why haven't I seen it. ”

When Wang Tiehammer said this, it was the turn of the old man to open his eyes in astonishment.

Wang Tiehammer looked at it, and this old man really regarded himself as a character.

Nima, if even you, an old man watching the gate, often see a car like this, then is it still a limited edition?

"Uncle, didn't you see it just now, that's it...... Well, the ...... I was in just now."

Wang Tiezhu didn't want to talk to the old man about anything he had never seen before, so he quickly pointed to his car with his hand.

"Young man, you coax me to play, and I said that you stole the car, and you still don't admit it, do you want me to call the police to the public security bureau, and you are willing to admit it." ”

Seeing that the car ordered by Wang Tiehammer was the one that he had just thought he had stolen, the old man was so angry that he laughed instead of being angry, and he leaned his face in front of Wang Tiehammer, expressing extreme contempt.

Wang Tiehammer looked at it, what the is this?

This old man can't even hear what he says, he can't think of himself as scraps for no pastime.

"Uncle, I still have something to do, I won't explain it to you, since you don't fight, then I'll give it to Dai Yang...... Fuck, why are you so unremembered. ”

This can't be called Dai Yang's name in front of the old man, he must be honored.

Honorific title, you know.

However, Wang Tiehammer is usually used to calling Dai Yang, how can he be like the old man, one by one.

This is paying attention, paying attention, or shouting that he leaked his mouth, that is, he scolded himself.

However, Wang Tiehammer didn't expect that this old man would not only catch the thief king today, but also have very sensitive ears.

"Young man, who are you scolding, is it possible for you to scold Scientist Dai. ”

The old man really knows how to listen, this is the problem of not listening to the four, but after a few days, listening to Wang Tiehammer scolding "fuck", I thought that Wang Tiezhu was scolding the goddess Dai Scientist in his mind.

He sank his face and asked tightly.

"Uh, uncle, you heard me wrong, I didn't scold, I was telling you about Scientist Dai. ”

"Okay, well, let's talk, let's talk. ”

As long as the words "Dai Scientist" were mentioned, the old man's face immediately had a smile, Wang Tiehammer really didn't know what kind of magic that girl had, and in a few days, he let the old man who watched the gate throw himself to the ground.

"I don't speak, I fight. ”

As soon as he thought that Dai Yang could make an old man lose himself to such a realm, Wang Tiehammer's nameless fire came up.

"No, no, no, you can't use your mobile phone to call Scientist Dai, you come in with me, I'm going to use the landline to call Scientist Dai. ”

The old man now looks at Wang Tiehammer like a "car thief", so he is suspicious of all his actions.

Even after making a phone call, he began to disbelieve Wang Tiehammer at this time, he was afraid that Wang Tiehammer would use his mobile phone to call Dai Yang and would fool him, so he rushed to use the landline of his guard room to call Scientist Dai, in order to verify the authenticity of Wang Tiehammer's identity.

Seeing the old man like this, Wang Tiehammer smiled.

All of Wang Tiehammer's patience was almost worn out by the old man, if it weren't for the fact that the old man liked Dai Yang so much and supported Dai Yang so much, Wang Tiehammer would have patted his ass and left.

But now he can't do it.

However, Wang Tiehammer also has selfish intentions, he is actually afraid that he will just slap his ass and leave, leaving a bad impression on the old man, and when the time comes, it will be strange if the old man does not say all his bad things in front of Dai Yang.

I was patient with the old man, explaining that the purpose of being so old for a long time was really not for the old man, but to leave a perfect impression on his wife.

Although he no longer plans to accept his wife, people are so weird, the more they are like this, the more they want to leave a perfect image to each other.

Wang Tiezhu is also a layman, and he is inevitably vulgar, isn't he?

Besides, as long as the old man calls Dai Yang, won't Dai Yang help himself?

Even if the girl is still angry with herself, Wang Tiehammer knows it in his heart, and that is because the girl still has herself in her heart.

Therefore, now that she has been "brought to justice" as a "car thief" by the old man, will she not come forward to "save" herself.

It's just that Wang Tiehammer didn't expect it.......