Chapter 3O8 Positive Gang (II)
The equipment of the Qin Lang trio at this moment can be described as quite strange.
Yang Wuving's head was wrapped with gauze, and the gauze was stuffed with an unknown number of sponges, and he wore eight bulletproof vests on his upper body, and he also wore iron gauntlets on his hands, and he wore a pair of temporarily modified sandbag pants on his lower body, weighing at least fifty pounds.
Zhao Wushuang crossed his hands on his hips and laughed: "Haha, Yang Lao Er is greedy for life and afraid of death! Dressed like this, are you sure you are going to fight?"
Yang Wushu gave him a blank look and did not speak. This guy is completely fifty steps and a hundred steps, and the weight of the cooked copper armor on his body alone is definitely not light. Not to mention those iron sandbags tied to the thighs.
Of course, the most exaggerated is Qin Lang, their sworn brother.
With that eye-catching big hood buttoned on his head, a bloated cotton robe on his upper body, which was also stuffed with sponges, and his thighs were also tied with iron pieces and sandbags, the most speechless thing was that this guy didn't know where to pull a discarded curtain and wrap it around his neck, which instantly became a cloak.
As for the other team members, several people thought about it again and again, and decided to let them stay put, this time it was just a test, or let the three of them take the lead.
Qin Lang originally wanted to take Han Weiwei with him, but there was news from the base that she was going to take the heavenly punishment over, it was said that the gun was going to be upgraded, as for how long it would take, it was unknown.
At least one thing is certain - the power of the upgraded Heavenly Punishment will be greatly increased.
On the eve of departure, I happened to meet Wang Xinyi who was helped out for a walk by the nurse.
Looking at the few people dressed strangely, he said with a strange face: "Have an event at night?"
Zhao Wushuang was stunned: "What activity?"
Wang Xinyi pointed to the one on Qin Lang's head: "You are dressed like this, aren't you going to perform on stage?"
Yang Wushu flicked his sleeves: "Nonsense! We're going to fight!"
Wang Xinyi held her stomach: "Don't make me laugh, I'm afraid that the wound will crack." ”
Qin Lang didn't want to say anything, so he waved his hand: "Forget it, you don't understand it!
The three of them got on a partial three-wheeler that they didn't know where to go, and they slammed the throttle and left.
In the central square, perhaps because of the aura of this cyan snake, there is not a single living thing around at all, and even the unconscious zombies are walking around here, which shows the strength of this guy.
Stopping at the entrance of a quiet street, the trio jumped out of the car.
Zhao Wushuang twisted his neck, looked at the cyan snake coiled on a commercial building with his eyes closed not far away, and pulled the corner of Yang Invincible's clothes: "Second Yang Lao, did you bring a gun?"
Yang Wushu shook off his hand and looked displeased: "Special mother, how many times have you said it! Don't call Lao Tzu Yang Er! You don't have a long memory, do you?"
Yang Lao Er, Yang Lao Er! This is so clearly scolding himself for being a sheep XX! How could Yang Wushu be happy?
"Okay!" Zhao Wushuang nodded, and said, "Second brother, did you bring a gun?"
"I brought a chicken feather, do you want to do it?" Yang Wushu said angrily, "Look at the size of that thing, is it useful to carry that burning stick? Hitting him is not the same as tickling him?"
Zhao Wushuang's eyes widened and retorted, "How do you know if that guy is a strong outsider?"
Yang Wudi's face sank: "Do you have to raise the bar with me today?"
"You...... Forget it, man, be gentle! People like you are destined not to have a girl like you. Zhao Wushuang shook his head, ignored him, took out his cigarette, and smoked it to himself.
These words almost didn't make Yang Invincible angry!
In their trio, he, the second in line, is an old bachelor, especially Qin Lang, who is the leading big brother. It's crazy!
According to the grapevine, not only does he have a leg with Feng Damei and the eldest lady of the Wang family, but even the pearl of Old Man Han's palm is so tired of him! There is also a big star Lin Shiya who also has weak legs when she sees him. After careful observation and analysis these days, Yang Wushu even felt that there was some secret matter between him and that little sister-in-law!
This kind of person can be described as a well-dressed beast is no longer enough, it is simply ...... The scum of society!
Qin Lang was furious when Yang Wushu saw it, straightened the shackle on his head, and frowned: "You look at my dry hair with that kind of look?"
Yang Wudi's face was cloudy, and he said, "What you promised me before, when will you do it?"
Qin Lang looked dazed: "What's the matter?"
"What's the matter? Wow! You really didn't pay attention to it!" Yang Wushu suddenly got angry, "It's my life's event!"
"I'm ...... Big brother, we're here to fight monsters, not to travel!" Qin Lang didn't have a good breath, "Do you think it's really appropriate to say these things in this situation?" Otherwise, let's withdraw, anyway, we have taken a look." ”
"Hmph! Greedy for life and afraid of death! Anyway, you remember, you must hurry up what you promised me! Otherwise, I will say something in front of my sister-in-law when the time comes...... Hmph!"
Yang Wushu said, pushed Zhao Wushuang, pointed at the big guy and said: "Come on! Brave Zhao Dagongzi, didn't you win the second place in the individual competition for the selection of male soldiers? Among the three, your personal strength is the strongest, go! Give this reptile a lesson! Let him know that our Huaxia soldiers are powerful!"
Zhao Wushuang suddenly jumped up: "Okay, you Yang Er! You use your sworn brother as cannon fodder! You can take the opportunity to slip away, don't you? Let me tell you, if you put it in ancient times, you will definitely be immersed in a pig cage!"
Yang Wudi pursed his lips: "You are the youngest, I will carry forward the style and let you pick up a bargain, are you still not happy? It's really a dog biting Lu Dongbin, I don't know the hearts of good people!"
Zhao Wushuang said coldly: "Then I will also carry forward the style, respect the old and love the young!"
"Alright, don't BB! You two keep BB, it's going to be dark!
At the critical moment, it was Qin Lang, the big brother, who stood up. In fact, only he is the most suitable, after all, in terms of physical strength, he is not as good as Qin Lang.
Although he was not sure of defeating the big snake, Qin Lang was still quite confident in retreating.
He held the lightning rod on his head and instructed the two of them: "I'll provoke in a while, you two wait for the opportunity to move, remember, we will only attack him once! Be sure to go all out, run away after the fight! You must remember!"
The two nodded at the same time: "Cheng!"
No more words, a few people just did what they said, Qin Lang took a heavy step (tied dozens of catties, can it be heavy?), and slowly came to the building where the big snake was.
Raising his noble head, he shouted at the top of his voice, "Hey, that reptile on top......! Ahh Ahem! If you have the guts, you can get down! Fight with me for 300 rounds! Don't think that if you hide high, I will take you without a rut! I tell you, don't anger my uncle, or I will tear down the building in minutes and kill you animal!"
"What's the matter? You close your dog's eyes and pretend you can't hear, don't you? Believe it or not, uncle, I'm going to shoot you down with a soak of urine...... You're a fart in my eyes! No, you're not even a fart!"
"Yo he! I'll pretend to be cold with your uncle, right? Okay! You continue to pretend, and I'll get you down and roast you and eat it after a while! I won't even vomit the bones!"
"I'm X you're an immortal......"
Qin Lang was like a shrew scolding the street, pointing at the big snake and crackling is a stinking scolding, and for a while, the foul language was endless, and Zhao Wushuang and Yang Wushu immediately looked at each other.
Only then did they realize that the eloquence of this sworn brother was not ordinary!
Fortunately, it's a snake, if it's a person, you can't be so angry that you can't smoke it?
Pointing at the big snake and scolding for nearly half an hour, Qin Lang called a dry mouth, and seeing that this monster still had no intention of coming down, he suddenly deflated like a ball, sat on the ground and gasped: "Ya...... You're amazing!
It was at this moment that the big snake finally reacted.
The huge body circled the building and slowly descended, and the moment a pair of big eyes as black as ink opened, Qin Lang felt as if he had fallen into an ice cellar!
Not only him, but even Yang Wushu and Zhao Wushuang, who were hiding not far away, the corners of their mouths twitched, and the momentum emanating from its body was really terrifying!
Qin Lang forced his composure and said, "What? Finally, I am willing to let go and die? Okay! Let the horse come over! Look at your uncle, how I will clean you up!"
Unexpectedly, at this time, the big snake opened its big mouth full of fangs, and actually spoke: "Humble human beings, dare to disturb the rest of this king, are you ready to accept the punishment of this king?"