"I don't go home, I don't go home, my dad is a liar, and the methods he taught me to make friends are useless!"

The bear child Miao Youan stubbornly blushed his cheeks and exhaled angrily, as if he didn't notice what kind of turmoil his actions had brought to the family. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

"What are you talking about, you bear child? Xiaoxiao even learned to play and ran away from home, do you know how much trouble you have caused, if you have three long and two short, how can you let your mother and me live?" “

Miao Qiang's daughter-in-law hugged the angry bear child Miao Youan, howled and cried, found the baby child, and her hanging heart finally fell.

"You bastard, what are you talking about? When did Lao Tzu teach you wrong, you made a mistake yourself, you don't know how to repent, and you dare to play missing? Play running away from home, your wings are stiff, right, ah, bastard, I think you're looking for a fight!"

The grumpy Miao Qiang's forehead tendons protruded, his son is the lifeblood of his Miao family, now he is so disobedient, and he dares to run away from home, and Miao Qiang, who has been pursuing filial piety under the mallet, picked up the things around him with a violent beating, and Miao Youan, who was beaten, cried loudly, but he still refused to admit defeat with a dead duck in his mouth.

"Ah, don't fight anymore, don't fight anymore, I finally found the child, what if something happens to me?"

"It's, it's just that it's all a family, what's not to say well?"

"That's right, Miao Qiang, what era is it now, it's not enough to just fight, today's children are smart, maybe they know more than you, it's not enough to just fight. “

"Yes, yes, isn't it all popular in the West now? What is that called, yes, yes, communication, good communication with children, just playing is not enough. “

The surrounding melon-eating audience talked a lot, and they were busy pulling Miao Qiang, who was beating people aside, all of them were neighbors, and no one wanted Miao Qiang to beat the child out of a bad way under an impulse, and Miao Qiang, who regarded his son Miao Youan as the little emperor, was pulled down, waved the crime weapon in his hand, and reprimanded angrily

"How about that? This little rabbit cub is no matter how smart and capable he is, my son, and it is only natural for Lao Tzu to beat his son!"

"Little rabbit cub, tell me, how did I lie to you? Did I teach you that you yourself were in trouble at school?"

"It's what you taught, it's your fault!"

The bear child Miao Youan snorted a handful of tears, touched the place where he was beaten, and cried.

"Fart, Lao Tzu sent you to school to go to school, not to let you go to school and lift the girl's skirt!"

The angry Miao Qiang blurted out and told Miao Youan about the mistakes he made at school, but he didn't want to, Miao Youan was even more confident

"No, you taught me to do this, and you said that you can make friends by doing this!"

What the?

What's going on?

Lao Tzu taught his son to lift the girl's skirt?

This dad, Niu Bi

Cheng Yiping was slightly stunned, looked at Miao Qiang with admiration, and muttered to himself

"Admire,The child taught him how to flirt with his sister at such a young age?Although the balance between men and women is out of balance now,But there is no need for the child to teach him to flirt with his sister when he is in elementary school, right?

The surrounding melon-eating audience was also puzzled, and looked at Miao Qiang with surprised eyes.

"What's going on with this Miao Qiang? The child taught his son to lift a girl's skirt when he was so young? When he grew up, he was not a little pervert. “

"Not necessarily, although Miao Qiang is a little rude, he can't teach children to do hooligan things, right?"

"This is not necessarily, how old is Miao Youan, if it wasn't for Miao Qiangjiao, how could he be?"

"Speaking of which, in the future, we will let our children have less contact with Miao You'an, so as not to be damaged!"

The discussion of the neighbors made Miao Qiang's old face red, and he gritted his teeth

"Little rabbit, you tell me to Lao Tzu clearly!

Miao Qiang took a handful of tears and snot, and said aggrievedly

"Dad, you originally told me, as long as you make the other party cry and coax it, you can be friends, and you don't know each other. “

"I... I... Kill you little bunny!"

Miao Qiang's face turned red, gritted his teeth, and urged sadly

"Lao Tzu is talking about friendship with male classmates and men, don't fight and don't know each other, it's not for you to lift a girl's skirt and make a girl cry!"

The conversation between Miao Qiang and Miao Youan was confusing, and finally explained when Miao Qiang hated iron and steel, and his face turned red.

It turned out that Miao Qiang taught Miao An how to make friends with people when he was fine, which was not wrong, but Miao Qiang himself has the atmosphere of the rivers and lakes, and he knows that many friends in the rivers and lakes do not know each other, so he naturally told Miao Youan, so in Miao Youan's opinion, if you want to make friends with someone, you must first make him cry, and then coax him, and finally naturally become friends.

Miao Youan, the bear child who got the cheats of making friends, couldn't wait to return to school, lifted the skirt of the female classmate three times in a row, and finally made the female classmate cry.

Obviously it was my father's fault, and he had to suffer himself, but Miao Youan, who was angry, directly played a runaway from home, but he had a place to go, so he hid in the vat in the backyard, because he was not tall, he accidentally fell to the ground of the vat when he climbed the vat and fainted, and outside, he made a noise because of his runaway.

It's really....

Wonderful father and wonderful son, a wonderful family.

Cheng Yiping was speechless, looking at Miao Qiang, whose face was flushed and didn't know whether to cry or laugh, and Miao Youan, who looked like he had obviously done something wrong and was wronged to death, suddenly his eyes rolled and asked

"Miao You'an, right, then why did you want to lift the skirt of your female classmate and want to be friends with her?"

Miao You'an's immature little face showed a very serious expression and said

"Of course, it's because the female classmates are beautiful. “

Why, this bear kid is a little pervert!

Anyway, the child Miao Youan finally found it, this farce ended in the disturbance, the surrounding neighbors left one after another, and soon only Miao Qiang's family was left with Cheng Yiping, the rude Miao Qiang looked embarrassed and walked in front of Cheng Yiping, and hurriedly took out a stack of banknotes from his arms, handed them to Cheng Yiping, and said respectfully

"Thank you, thank you, Master, thank you very much. “

"No, I said, my employer is not you. “

Cheng Yiping smiled slightly, the contrast between Miao Qiang's front and back had long been expected by him, and he shrugged his shoulders and looked at Miao Tiantian

"She's already paid the payment. “

Miao Qiang remembered that he had beaten his daughter Miao Tiantian because of this, he was embarrassed, touched his head, his face turned red, if it wasn't for his daughter who found Master Cheng Yiping on the Internet, they really didn't know when they would be able to find their son, so they could only wait for their son to wake up by himself.

"Yes, yes, it's because I have eyes and don't know Mount Tai, master, forgive me, forgive me. “

"It's okay, I just want to tell you that your son is your child, and similarly, Miao Tiantian is also your biological daughter, although her approach is a little lacking. “