Chapter 90: Peeing Cheerfully
Although the man felt a little strange, he still couldn't stand the urge to urinate, and opened his pants and began to "rush to the sea and never return".
The sound of rushing water came from the toilet, accompanied by the whistle of Bei Mingye, and it seemed that the man was in a good mood.
But at this time, our Li Luowei was scared and embarrassed, and had the urge to hit her head to death.
She was as light as a monkey, bent and curled up, her feet on the window frame, her hands on the glass window, as if performing acrobatics, and the center hung just above the man's head......
Looking outside, it is a three-story floor, and when I look inside, it is Beimingye, who is urinating like a devil, this dilemma, the situation of the tiger and the aftermath, suffocating her.
"Shh......h
Bei Mingye was still whistling leisurely, knowing that the dozen or so cans of beer last night could be excreted in a while.
I'm going to have to pee for a long time!
Li Luowei's hands and feet were numb when she shrank there, and she didn't dare to make a sound, but this man was still peeing so happily, she was really going to curse.
Oh my God, she couldn't hold on.
Li Luowei glanced down casually, just enough to see the man's doppelganger clearly, and the behemoth was so startled that she gasped for air.
"Ahh
"Who,!"
Li Luowei didn't have time to cover her mouth at all, Bei Mingye had already raised her head.
The man was shocked to find Li Luowei hanging above his head, and he was so shocked that he took three steps back, and was almost scared into urinating frequently.
Li Luowei found out that she had never seen Bei Mingye so flustered and embarrassed in her life, and that appearance actually made her want to laugh!
"You...... When did you come in?"
The frightened man calmed down, lifted his pants in the most chic and handsome manner, and asked with a confused expression.
Is this dead woman going to scare him to death?
He remembered that she was still asleep in bed just now, when she climbed into the window to pee on him.
"Uh...... Only...... Just now!"
It seemed that the man hadn't found out about her and Xu Qianrou's bag, Li Luowei rolled her eyes and replied extremely cautiously.
"Just now, did you use flying? or do you know how to transparency, I don't know at all!"
Bei Mingye frowned two thick eyebrows and asked aggressively.
"That's because you're so focused on peeing, so of course you didn't notice it!"
Li Luowei said in a serious way.
"Really?"
Bei Mingye was suspicious, and asked with a suspicious face.
"Really, I don't dare to lie to you!"
Maybe I drank too high last night and drank my brain badly.
Or maybe when I woke up in the morning, the machine of the brain was not functioning normally, and Bei Mingye was really fooled by Li Luowei......
Seeing that Bei Mingye was not pursuing it, Li Luowei let out a long sigh of relief.
Suddenly, the man suddenly yelled viciously.
"What are you doing climbing so high? I can't kill you, get out of here!"
Thinking that they were on the third floor, and that the windows of the sea view villa did not have a roof, this woman was going to accidentally fall down, and the man ordered in horror.
"I ...... I'm looking at the scenery!"
Li Luowei replied with a dry smile.
Her answer, coupled with her dress, can basically be determined to be a goddess...... Menstrual sickness, and absolutely no one will suspect it.
Bei Mingye rolled his eyes, he was about to be angry with Li Luowei.
"Have you been kicked in the head by a donkey? Get out of here, or I want you to look good!"
This dead woman always doesn't take her life seriously, and always does things that make people frightened, and one day he will be scared to death by her.
"Oh, yes!
Li Luowei lowered her head and looked at the ground, the distance of a few meters was really terrifying.
It's really easy to get up and down the window, and now let her jump down, she is a little scared, I really don't know how she climbed up just now.
"Mother-in-law, what are you doing?
Bei Mingye was worried that she would fall, and urged anxiously.
"Oh oh, jump ......"
Li Luowei stretched out a leg and tried it slightly, but she still didn't dare.
She was embarrassed to ask Bei Mingye to help, so she could only walk like this.
"Jump, don't be afraid, I'll pick you up below!"
As he spoke, Bei Mingye opened his arms and said to the timid Li Luowei.
Sometimes this woman is angry, but she really can't be angry.
She is so pitiful, like a little white rabbit, you only think about caring for her, and you can't bear to be angry with her at all.
Li Luowei looked down at Bei Mingye's embrace that opened up to him, and there was a nerve in her heart, but she still bit her lip and said deliberately detached: "That...... Thank you for that!"
"After last night, do we still need to be so polite?"
Thinking that the woman took the initiative to give him a hug last night, Bei Mingye felt beautiful.
Sometimes, men are really easy to coax, a little softer and more enthusiastic to them, and they will definitely die for you.
It's a pity that Li Luowei can't learn to be soft or enthusiastic, and she is doomed to a troubled relationship with a man.
"Come on, jump!"
Bei Mingye looked at Li Luowei and encouraged.
Just as Li Luowei was about to jump, the bathroom door was pushed open by Xu Qianrou, who woke up.
"Xiaowei, why are you here!"
The woman quickly probed, then covered her mouth and asked very exaggeratedly.
This question wiped out her and last night's plan cleanly, as if it all started because of Li Luowei, and it had nothing to do with her.
Bei Mingye glanced back at Xu Qianrou, and his face immediately darkened.
"Who's going to tell me what's going on?"
The man asked coldly.
Why did the two actually wear an identical set of pajamas?
In this way, it was ...... who had sex with him last night
The man's face became more and more gloomy, and his iron fist was clenched tightly, with a sense of humiliation of being played.
"I ......"
Li Luowei looked at Xu Qianrou and then at Bei Mingye, not knowing how to answer.
"Didn't you borrow pajamas from me last night, saying that you wanted to wear them for Lin Mo to see?
Xu Qianrou stood in front of Bei Mingye, and while saying this, Chu Chu glanced at the woman pitifully, and the meaning couldn't be more obvious.
She wanted Li Luowei to carry everything.
"I ......"
Li Luowei swallowed with difficulty, hesitating whether to tell the truth or lie.
Anyway, no matter whether she tells the truth or not, Bei Mingye will hate her to death!
In that case, she will help Xu Xianrou one last time......
"I'm sorry to go to the wrong room and ...... The bathroom door was accidentally locked again, so I was stuck here......"