The mischievous water ghost Tianling Gai was almost knocked to pieces, and now he only remembered crying, and he didn't have the ambition to prank before.

Sun Jing saw that it was crying with tears, and he didn't have the slightest sympathy—hum, dead ghost, I almost caused him to fall into it just now!

He Huai comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, look at you, a little timid...... This kind of mischievous water ghosts under the Yellow Spring have drowned too many times so they are bored, and they don't want to be reborn anymore, so they simply become black households in the water, and those who don't reincarnate pay more taxes, they don't dare to make mistakes at all, so they play and flutter in the water, and they haven't grown into ...... for so many years."

The implication is that they can't do much other than this scary effect.

Sun Jing snorted twice——

He didn't care, he was scared anyway!

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……

The yellow spring is swaying, and after a long time, I really don't know when it is. He Huai took out his mobile phone from his pocket and shook it around:

"Alas, there is no net on the Yellow Spring......"

Sun Jing: !!

"Why do you have a cell phone?"

Lord Huai said proudly: "Why can't I have it?"

She's Lord Huai, can she be the same as an ordinary ghost?

Sun Jing was so depressed - after all, sitting is really boring. I can only try to put together today's inspiration and make a new book outline-

The new book can actually be written like this.

[The actor's name has not been thought of as a 996 programmer, and his overwork led to suspended animation, and his soul entered the underworld.

After a period of time in the underworld, he showed an amazing talent for writing programs!

The whole network of the prefecture is connected, the whole people of the prefecture cut watermelons, the procedural structure of the prefecture, the network law enforcement of the Yin Tiangong, and the live broadcast of Wucheng Tiangong will be reincarnated tomorrow morning...... And so on and so forth.

At this time, he was only discovered by Hades' appreciation—he was not dead!

However, because he has been in the underworld for too long, the corpses in the human world have been burned, and all this is a conspiracy. And all kinds of clues revolve around the longevity of the company's boss Qiangdong......]

The half-truncated outline turned in Sun Jing's heart.

He frowned - how could it be written like that!

Isn't this a cool text routine? He is a programmer who is engaged in Chinese and does not understand it?

And if it's a 996 programmer, wouldn't the actor want a bald belly plaid shirt and only love the second dimension and the U disk?

No, no, no, such a male protagonist can't keep female fans, this outline can't be wanted!

He gritted his teeth and shook his head, deleting what was likely to be a hit.

……

However, the next moment, he suddenly froze.

He Huai looked at him wonderingly: "No, you were stupid by a prank?"

People can be scared to death, but souls can't be scared to death.

But seeing Sun Jing suddenly raise his head: "How long have we been in the underworld?"

He Huai looked at the time: "Four...... Five and a half hours!"

What the?!

Sun Jing was shocked: "I don't think we did anything!"

Don't you just walk around the ghost gate, walk around Huangquan Street, and float on the Huangquan for a while......

Why is it that this is five and a half hours?!

"Why not. ”

He Huai pointed to his mobile phone: "Wangxiangtai is so high, we climbed the stairs for half an hour, okay?" It's just that you didn't have the jet lag when you first came to the underworld, so you didn't react." ”

There is still a time difference in the underworld?! What kind of time difference! Isn't it the same land?

Sun Jing's face was desperate.

……

"And the queue...... The ghost gate is so big, the queue has been waiting for an hour, and you look everywhere, so you don't notice it......"

Sun Jing: ......

At this moment, he didn't want to speak, but his deep distrust of He Huai still drove him to speak: "Then...... Five and a half hours underground, and what about above?"

He Huai looked at him: "They are all people, of course the time in the underworld is about the same as the human world, but here, the sense of time will not be obvious." ”

Otherwise, some ghosts have been queuing for hundreds of years and have not yet taken their turn to be reincarnated, wouldn't it be sad?

That's good.

Sun Jing breathed a sigh of relief.

He finally asked, "What about my body?"

He Huai thought for a moment - everyone was busy going home at this time, and no one would definitely go to the lake. What's more, Sun Jing's body is still hidden under the roots of the flower bed, which is very inconspicuous......

Therefore, she swore that she would assure:

"Don't worry, I've hidden it well!"

Sun Jing nodded.

But for some reason, the little heart is still beating very strongly.

………

The bamboo raft was slow and steady, but it was not visible everywhere, and Sun Jing sat there overturning the three outlines, always feeling strange in his heart.

At this moment, the boat boss, who had been quiet, suddenly picked up the bamboo raft.

Sun Jing had an alarm bell in his heart, looking at his old and honest translucent face, he always felt that something was going to happen.

The next moment, something happened-

"Two customers, please give me a tip. ”

He Huai stood up, his eyes gradually widening.

This is......

"You're an overlord ship! How can you park the ship and give a reward?!"

"I am. ”

The boat boss said innocently.

"If you don't buy a ticket at the regular window at the dock, and you don't have a verified work permit, it's not a proper plan to tip!"

He patted it in the water with a bamboo pole: "Here, the tip is two trillion, you see the mood, I don't have to ask for it - you can also swim in the water." ”

Yellow spring water, if you enter it, you will be drowned in the reincarnation, who dares to swim over!

And it's white, where to swim?!

Sun Jing looked at He Huai in humiliation: "I'...... Borrow one more!"

He Huai touched his pocket and took out 200 million change: "That's it, do you like it or not." ”

After thinking about it, he explained: "Do you know why we ran away? Because there is no money in the soul code, we can't afford to pay the ticket of the Comprehensive Law Enforcement Bureau." ”

Boat Boss: ......

Hey, two poor ghosts are so angry!

But 200 million is only enough to buy a lollipop! His bold words have been released, will it be embarrassing if he succumbs to a lollipop at this time?

How is his ship boss still messing around on Yellow Springs?!

It's so tangled at the moment, there is no step down......

The old boat thought about it for a long time, and in the end he could only -

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Sun Jing saw his hesitation, and was about to open his mouth to say a few words, when a strong force suddenly came from his buttocks, which made his whole person unable to support it, and he threw himself directly into the water-

"Ahh

Sun Jing is really desperate - he can live to be 100 years old in this life! He can't be drowned in the water at such an age, with old arms and legs!

It's so unseemly!

He was thrashing in the water, and he was sad.

And He Huai also stepped lightly on the water at this moment-

"Really, just two steps away from me and I have to go into the water......"

After entering the water, everything in the white expanse was scattered at this moment, and Sun Jing realized that the dock was only about one meter away from the bamboo raft.

He endured and endured, but finally he couldn't hold back and muttered.

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