King Qi held the Eye of Heaven in his hand, and he was impatient in his heart, for fear that the night would be long and dreamy, and he couldn't wait to become an immortal and look down on the world, so as soon as Lingyang Jun left on the front foot, King Qi called his personal father-in-law in and ordered: "Spread the widow's oral edict, from now on, the prince will supervise the country, and the widow will retreat and cultivate, there is no matter of burning eyebrows, no one is allowed to disturb the widow, and those who violate the order will be beheaded!"

The father-in-law answered, turned around and went down to deliver the message.

King Qi closed the door of the imperial study, turned around and walked to the bookshelf at the back, pushed open the bookshelf, and a secret room appeared inside, which was where he usually practiced.

There is a brazier lit in the secret room all the year round, which is not extinguished all year round, and there is a stone bed in it, which is covered with a quilt, and the king of Qi sat cross-legged at this time, poured out an eye of heaven, swallowed it, and entered the state of cultivation.

Lingyang Jun walked out of the palace, holding the Eye of Heaven in his hand, although he was in Linzi City, he still felt uneasy, he did not stop on the road, and rode directly back to Lingyang Jun's mansion.

Although he hadn't slept for a few days, he was in a high mood and didn't feel sleepy at all, and he didn't even dare to sleep, for fear that when he woke up, the Eye of Heaven would be gone.

In order to prevent long nights and dreams, after he returned to the bedroom, he didn't eat, although he didn't take a bath for many days, and his body already smelled, but he didn't have the heart to wash, and his mind was full of only the Tao became an immortal, so he told Steward Mo that he wanted to retreat and cultivate, and change three meals a day to one meal a day, except for delivering food, no one was allowed to disturb him, and he had to send more people to strengthen the vigilance of his small courtyard.

Steward Mo answered and went out to make arrangements.

Lingyangjun closed the door, sat cross-legged on the bed, opened his palm, and glanced at the eye of the sky, full of joy. At this time, he didn't hesitate, and swallowed the Eye of Heaven into his mouth, after all, this thing can only be solid if it is placed in his stomach.

Because the Eye of Heaven had been held in the palm of his hand for a long time, and he had been in a state of nervousness and excitement, his palms were full of sweat, so as soon as the Eye of Heaven entered his mouth, Ling Yangjun felt a salty taste. Actually, it was a bit disgusting, but he didn't dislike it at all, and even fell in love with the taste.

Originally, he had heard that the Eye of Heaven was extremely hard and extremely difficult to refine, and it might take up to a year and a half to completely refine the Eye of Heaven, or even longer.

But when the eye of heaven entered the abdomen, he knew that the rumors were not credible, the elixir was an elixir after all, very spiritual, and in less than a cup of tea in the abdomen, he could feel a warm current in the abdomen spread out in all directions, spreading to the limbs and bones, just like soaking in a hot spring, very comfortable.

The elixir is really extraordinary, and the effect is immediate, which makes Lingyang Jun can't help but be overjoyed, and it seems that becoming an immortal is just around the corner.

As a result, the speed was faster than he imagined, and at this time, there were signs of a breakthrough in his body, and he felt that there was a warm current in his abdomen sinking rapidly, as if flowing to the dantian, which made him overjoyed, and hurriedly controlled the warm current, wanting to introduce it into the dantian.

However, unexpectedly, the warm current was not controlled, and it did not flow into the dantian, but flowed to the anus.

Oh, my God!

Lingyangjun felt that something was wrong, and hurriedly stood up and wanted to find the toilet, but at this moment, he broke through!

Of course, it is not a breakthrough in cultivation. Rather, it is an indescribable dilution that breaks through the constraints of the anus!

Oh God, what did this do! It's unbelievable that such a big man is pooping in his pants.

At that time, Fei Fei licked the false eye of the sky, and pulled it for three days and three nights, not to mention that he swallowed a whole, the explosive power can be imagined, although Lingyang Jun has never seen a volcanic eruption, but he has seen the power of a volcanic eruption, and his pants were almost torn.

Fortunately, he was practicing in the bedroom, and there were clothes in the room, so he quickly took off his pants, wiped his buttocks, put on a new pair of pants, and threw the old pants into the corner.

Until this moment, he didn't realize that the eye of the sky was fake, after all, he hadn't eaten the elixir, and thought that the elixir should be like this, since he wanted to ascend to immortal, he must first drain the filth in his body, this is to cut his hair and wash the marrow, detoxify and nourish his face!

So such a big person pulled into his pants, and he didn't feel ashamed at all, but was complacent, the elixir is the elixir, the power is amazing, the effect is immediate, I just feel relaxed, refreshed, and even a little fluttering, probably this is the feeling of floating to the sky to be a fairy.

Lingyang Jun suppressed the joy in his heart, and decided to break through to become an immortal in one go, so he sat cross-legged on the bed again and began to cultivate.

Outcome:

One force, poof......

One force, poof......

Push harder, poof......

Sit still, clamp hard, or, poof......

I changed more than a dozen pairs of pants in one go, but in the end there were no pants to change, and it still didn't stop, poof......

It's like a baby drooling, it flows wantonly, and it can't be clamped, it's more like sand in your hand, the tighter you hold it, the faster it flows......

The bedding was also dyed yellow.

After all, Lingyang Jun hadn't slept for a few days and nights, and his energy was already overdrawn, just because Cheng Xian's dream supported him, and now the dream was shattered, and his body was hollowed out, it was really hollowed out, so it collapsed in one fell swoop.

Lingyang-jun fell ill.

Steward Mo heard his faint call, pushed the door in, and was stunned by the scene in front of him, and thought that Lingyang Jun had been tossing for a long time, not in cultivation, but in the dyeing workshop, on the bed curtain, on the floor, on the tables and chairs, there were yellow spots everywhere, and even there was a ball on the ceiling, I don't know how he did it.

At the same time, there was a foul smell coming to his nose, and Steward Mo felt a wave of nausea in his stomach, if it weren't for Lingyangjun lying in the house, he really wanted to take the door away.

At this time, he hurriedly called a few servants, it must be too late to clean up the room, and it was too disgusting to clean up, so he carried Ling Yangjun to the courtyard next door.

Lingyangjun was like a dead dog fished out of the water, his whole body was soft, dripping yellow water all the way.

When he arrived in the next room, Steward Mo hurriedly arranged for someone to make a bucket of hot water, ready to clean it for Lingyangjun, but as soon as the person put it in the bucket, the water gurgled, the water turned yellow, and a few leeks floated up.

Judging from Steward Mo's experience, it seems that Lingyangjun must have eaten the leek box before.

As soon as the case was solved, Steward Mo vomited.

But after all, it was his master, and he didn't dare to dislike it, but fortunately, there were many people here, so he hurriedly brought a bucket of hot water over, this time for fear that Lingyangjun would play a little game of dyeing again, so he put Lingyangjun in the hand water and took it out, wrapped it in a sheet and put it on the bed.

As a result, he found that Lingyang-jun seemed to be leaking air, and he was bubbling with a puff, as if it was his ass laughing. made Steward Mo suspect for a while that Lingyangjun's breathing method was different from others, he inhaled from above and exhaled from below.

This laxative is so strong that it has been pulled to the point where it can't even hold its breath. Steward Mo hurriedly sent someone to call Lang Zhong over, hurriedly prepared a pair of antidiarrheal medicines, boiled them out on the spot, and poured them down for Lingyangjun, but as soon as the top was poured down, the bottom flowed out, and it was still original, so angry that Steward Mo really wanted to catch the bowl and pour it down for him.

But he didn't dare.

Lingyang Jun's consciousness had begun to be confused, and he was in a semi-comatose state, and Steward Mo felt that it was not a matter to go on like this, so he could only make his own decisions, sent a master out, and cut a wooden plug in!

Finally stopped!

Now that the top is filled with medicine, and the bottom is really not leaking, a few servants on the side gave a thumbs up to Steward Mo, praising him for being in danger and leading well. In private, he is said to be the king of plugging leaks.

Lingyangjun has stopped, but his brother, who is sick with the same illness, has not stopped.

King Qi was like him, a laxative went down to his stomach, and he turned on the eruption mode, and it was out of control. But he wasn't in the bedroom, there were no pants around to change, and at first he felt embarrassed and embarrassed to call someone over, so he took off his pants and put them aside to dry.

As a result, without the cover of his pants, he sprayed unscrupulously, and a good little black house was sprayed into a small yellow house by him, and the king of a country became a stuccomaker.

Originally, he thought that with his cultivation, he would carry it and pass, but when the room was painted, he realized the seriousness of the situation, because he had already pulled his legs and was dizzy, so he hurriedly opened a crack in the bookshelf and asked someone outside to bring him pants and straw paper.

As a result, like Lingyangjun, he changed more than a dozen pairs of pants in a row to no avail, but he was a little different from Lingyangjun, because he had enough sleep and energy these days, so he did not fall into a coma, so that others had the opportunity to insert wooden plugs. But it was not a problem to keep changing pants like this, so I directly asked my subordinates to send a toilet in.

It wasn't until he sat on the toilet that his panicked heart gradually calmed down and fell into deep thought. The first thought was to let Lingyangjun be deceived, he wanted to go to Lingyangjun to question, but unfortunately he can't leave the toilet now, the toilet has become his spiritual mentor, he can't sit on the toilet and let others carry it?

But he was still not at ease, so he sent someone to Lingyang Jun's mansion to see if Lingyang Jun showed any signs of escaping, and if so, he was taken down immediately.

Half an hour later, someone reported that Lingyangjun had fallen into a coma because of diarrhea, and the inquirer was not at ease at that time, so he went to Lingyangjun's bedroom to take a look, and saw that there was everywhere, even on the ceiling.

Only then did King Qi put his mind at ease and said in his heart: Isn't that the same as me?

But now that I think about it, it seems that there is no need for Lingyangjun to lie to him, if he has bad intentions, he can leave quietly halfway, and there is no need to lie to Lin Zi to deceive him again?

He sat on the toilet all night, drinking antidiarrheal pills, and thought about it, but he thought about it all night, and he didn't think about it.

He decided that it would be better to wait for Lingyang-jun to wake up.